I Barely Got Here Podcast
59 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 67 ratings“I Barely Got Here” is a collection of stories, conversation and commentary as told by a veteran 24 year police Sergeant. Just like the job, the episodes will be across the board - you’ll laugh, cringe, cry, maybe even learn a little about public safety as you hear stories told in a way that only a cop on the street can tell them.
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Episodes
I Barely Got Here - Ep #056, Happy to be Here Proud to Serve
August 09, 2021 16:00 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBJay is with me to discuss 2 line of duty deaths we had in our department long ago; different in their details, but each impactful. RIP Lt. Bradshaw and Ofc. Hawk, God bless.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #055, Plata O Plomo
July 26, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour - 60.7 MBAll things Mexico is the topic for this episode - border, drugs, kidnapping, cartels, control of the country - from the perspective of a couple retired cops who dealt first hand with every aspect.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #054, 3 Clicks
July 12, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour - 57.4 MBA "routine" noise complaint turns into an odds defying deadly force encounter for my friend Ross, who joins me for this episode.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #053, End of Watch
June 28, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour - 74.8 MBAn armed robbery starts a chain of events ending with two men dead, one being an officer from a neighboring agency. RIP Officer Snedigar, and God bless your family, Sir.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #052, B Sucio, Part 2
June 14, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour - 64 MBSecond part with Brian, a continuation of our discussion about his experiences working undercover.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #051, B Sucio, Part 1
May 31, 2021 16:00 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBAnother 2 part series, I got Brian back in with me to tell some stories from his days working undercover, buying drugs, outwitting criminals, and maybe playing the part too well.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #050, Why, part 2
May 17, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour - 60.5 MBThe second part of this 2-part series, Jay and I continue the discussion with 2 more police involved shooting incidents that have attracted so much attention.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #049, Why, part 1
May 03, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MBDuring this 2-part series, Jay and I discuss four recent police involved shooting incidents that have caused so many people to reach out to us with questions.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #048, Double Dipper
April 19, 2021 16:00 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MBPolice and Fire are both public safety jobs, but so different. Greg is with me to discuss his unique experiences having worked both Police and Fire careers; the differences, similarities, and a story or two.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #047, You Got Arrested, Now What
April 05, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour - 74.3 MBWorking a career in both law enforcement and private investigations, you see the beginning, middle and end results of an arrest. Jay and I discuss what happens after the arrest, and things that are important to know . . . just in case.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #046, NOT Donnie Brasco
March 22, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour - 80.8 MBWorking undercover is one of the most challenging and exciting assignments there is. And like many law enforcement jobs, often misunderstood, even by other cops. Jay and I talk about our time working UC, and give our perspectives and thoughts.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #045, Unsportsmanlike Conduct
March 08, 2021 16:00 - 56 minutes - 51.8 MBOver the years, some of our more interesting PI clients have been professional athletes. Jay and I discuss the problems unique to them, things that we've learned, and a few specific cases.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #044, The Hips Dont Lie
February 22, 2021 16:00 - 53 minutes - 49.6 MBJohn's story starts with a guy looking to save his own neck. There was a bit of "snitchin'" going on, culminating with a guy getting killed just to make sure he couldn't. Drugs may have played a minor role in this one.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #043, Fossil Creek
February 08, 2021 16:00 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MB"Stripper Sisters, Drugs & Murder", according to Rolling Stones magazine. This was a multi-faceted case that garnered national attention. Jay relates the details for this strange story, part of which involved a horrific murder contrasted with the beauty of the murder scene.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #042, Collecting For Joseph
January 25, 2021 16:00 - 38 minutes - 35.4 MBAmazing how greed can corrupt even those we like to think would be above it. Another Jay story about a group of men trying to recoup their money after a bad investment, and how far they're willing to go to get it back.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #041, No Catfish For You
January 11, 2021 16:00 - 29 minutes - 26.9 MBRetired homicide investigator John is back with a story that starts with blood on the floor of a motel room, initially explained away with a ridiculous explanation. I even learn something new from this one, still not sure I believe it.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #040, Body In A Barrel
December 28, 2020 16:00 - 47 minutes - 43.9 MBJay calls on a Sunday afternoon with a story about a body in a barrel . . . and not in a funny way. We talk a little about private investigations work, then unwind the story.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #039, Acapulco
December 14, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBIn seconds, a search warrant spins into a hostage situation with a heavily armed, tweaked out suspect . . . and it doesn't end well. Jay and I were both out on this SWAT callout, but his role was far more demanding and intense.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #038, Drop Off
November 30, 2020 16:00 - 53 minutes - 36.9 MBA single mother's fateful decision to hang out at a Hells Angels clubhouse is the basis for this episode. Even though retired, Jay played an indispensable role in this controversial homicide investigation.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #037, The One That Got Away
November 16, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 61.7 MBAn armed robbery goes down at a restaurant in Phoenix, but it happens the morning after it was supposed to. And we know who did it. Jay and I recount a serial robbery investigation where despite all the hard work and investigative tools brought to bear, no one was ever arrested.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #036, Austin
November 02, 2020 16:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MBJay is back with me to describe his experience as a K9 handler. We talk about how he got into the assignment, a few stories, and what it's like to have a hairy, slobbering, biting machine for a partner.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #035, Malibu
October 19, 2020 16:00 - 52 minutes - 36.5 MBA dangerous felon, on the run from the cops, snatches a small boy off the street, resulting in a hostage situation. Unlike most, this one does not end well. Listen as my good friend Jay recounts this incident, and the heavy price paid by law enforcement.
I Barely Got Here - Ep 035, Malibu
October 19, 2020 16:00 - 52 minutes - 36.5 MBA dangerous felon, on the run from the cops, snatches a small boy off the street, resulting in a hostage situation. Unlike most, this one does not end well. Listen as my good friend Jay recounts this incident, and the heavy price paid by law enforcement.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #034, THAT, Was Gross
October 05, 2020 16:00 - 42 minutes - 29.6 MBOver a career, a cop sees hundreds of really gross things, some they'll never forget. Some are silly, and humorous, maybe in a sick way, and some are enough to make you retch even years later. Here's a few that have stuck with me.
I Barely Got Here - Ep 034, THAT, Was Gross
October 05, 2020 16:00 - 42 minutes - 29.3 MBOver a career, a cop sees hundreds of really gross things, some they'll never forget. Some are silly, and humorous, maybe in a sick way, and some are enough to make you retch even years later. Here's a few that have stuck with me.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #033, You Need A Date?
September 21, 2020 16:00 - 35 minutes - 24.3 MBThey say prostitution is the oldest profession, but it's still illegal most everywhere. While misrepresented in TV and movies, give this episode a listen for a more accurate, much less glamorous reality.
I Barely Got Here - Ep 033, You Need A Date?
September 21, 2020 16:00 - 35 minutes - 24.3 MBThey say prostitution is the oldest profession, but it's still illegal most everywhere. While misrepresented in TV and movies, give this episode a listen for a more accurate, much less glamorous reality.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #032, Hide Seek
September 07, 2020 16:00 - 32 minutes - 22.6 MBBad guys hide from good guys - always have, always will. While "hide & seek" incidents are often dangerous and not fun at the time, here are a few I can recall with a smile.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #031, Bosnia, Part 3
August 24, 2020 16:00 - 35 minutes - 24.8 MBWrapping up my Bosnian work experience with a few more stories - a run-in with the Italian police, a mass grave, scary snow, and going back home.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #030, Bosnia, Part 2
August 10, 2020 16:00 - 39 minutes - 54.3 MBMore on my Bosnian experience with day to day operations, working with other nationalities and learning more about their culture and how different we can be on some issues.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #029, Where's Bosnia
July 27, 2020 16:00 - 31 minutes - 21.9 MBFollowing a civil war in Bosnia-Herzegovina, I went there as part of a United Nations program to help modernize and improve the civilian police force. From avoiding landmines to a mass grave, with some good times thrown in, over the next few episodes I'll explain how I got there, and some memorable experiences.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #028, Karma on Wheels
July 13, 2020 16:00 - 27 minutes - 19.1 MBWe've all seen someone do something stupid and dangerous, and wished the cops were there to do something. Here's a couple of bicycle riding stories where that's just what happened, much to the displeasure of the offenders.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #027, We're Going In
June 29, 2020 16:00 - 45 minutes - 31.2 MBA man threatening suicide turns out to be a wanted fugitive, and a SWAT callout ensues. Even after our best efforts, this one doesn't end as desired.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #026, Ain't that a Riot
June 15, 2020 16:00 - 41 minutes - 28.7 MBDealing with a riot isn't something the average law enforcement officer does very frequently during a career, if at all. Given current events, I thought this was a good time to talk about a small riot I was involved in, with a little commentary.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #025, Eyeball
June 01, 2020 16:00 - 26 minutes - 18.1 MBAn unruly guy and 2 cops are in a bar . . . maybe you've heard this one before. But this guy made the call memorable with an unusual allegation, which in turn created a bit of an urban myth at our police department.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #024, Social Sides
May 18, 2020 16:00 - 35 minutes - 24.8 MBLittle lighter fare this episode. I talk about social interactions with friends, as well as "ride alongs", and one in particular that was memorable.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #023, 7 Shots
May 04, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBJoin Scott and I as he relates his story of being involved in a terrible officer involved shooting that in all reality should have ended his life that day. This is an example of things going from 0 to 100 in a fraction of a second, you'll hear part of it, and a man's determination and will to survive.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #022, Friends, Foot Pursuit and Firearms
April 20, 2020 16:00 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MBHanging out, smoking dope and watching Friends . . . then the cops show up. This gathering takes a hard left turn, resulting in a foot pursuit and shooting. My friend Tom joins me to tell his story.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #021, Covid 19 & Pajama Pants
April 06, 2020 16:00 - 20 minutes - 14.2 MBLot of opinions out there as to what to do, but I give the perspective of first responders and other "essential" workers. This, and the short story at the end, both involve the wearing of our pajamas, although for very different reasons.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #020, Nothing Better to Do
March 23, 2020 16:00 - 23 minutes - 16.6 MB"Don't you have anything better to do?" - the sarcastic question that launched a thousand extra tickets and charges. This story starts with a traffic citation and ends with traffic school . . . with a SWAT callout in between.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #019, Ding Ding
March 09, 2020 16:00 - 36 minutes - 25 MBIf you are a cop, getting in fights with people is inevitable no matter how good your "people skills" are. I discuss my thoughts on the issue, as well as a few memorable "altercations".
I Barely Got Here - Ep #018, Mix Tape
February 24, 2020 16:00 - 20 minutes - 14.3 MBThought I would do a "mix tape" of a few short stories for this episode - "Headlights", "Albatross", and "Initiation".
I Barely Got Here - Ep #017, What a Drag
February 10, 2020 16:00 - 19 minutes - 13.3 MBA drunk guy is racing around in a parking lot, and I try to stop him on my police bicycle . . . what could possibly go wrong.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #016, Random
January 27, 2020 16:00 - 59 minutes - 41.2 MBOfficer involved shootings are dangerous and traumatic, but rarely rise to the level of this story. Join my good friend Chuck and I as he recounts an incident where they were ambushed and shot by a man with a gun.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #015, Chaos at the Office
January 13, 2020 16:00 - 33 minutes - 23.2 MBDomestic Violence calls are some of the most dangerous calls officers deal with. This one involved a man with a gun hunting down his ex-girlfriend at her office building. One of them didn't live to see another day.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #014, Blueberry Pancakes
December 30, 2019 16:07 - 1 hour - 46.4 MBProactive planning for things to go wrong is an everyday part of being a supervisor in Special Investigations. Greg is back and we talk about his experience with a drug buy that nearly cost us much more than the drugs.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #013, Whatcha doing with that Chair
December 16, 2019 16:22 - 31 minutes - 21.8 MBA suicide threat call is bad enough, but this one involved a teenage boy, a large knife, and his not so engaged parents. If you, or someone you know happens to be struggling with this issue, please call the suicide prevention hotline for help.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #012, Hammered
December 02, 2019 15:28 - 56 minutes - 38.7 MBA dropped flash drive leads to the discovery of a federal attorney's sick obsession. Join a current narcotics detective and I as we discuss the fall of a man who went from helping people stay out of prison, to becoming a lifer inmate himself.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #011, Death of a Salesman
November 18, 2019 16:09 - 1 hour - 43.7 MBListen in as retired homicide detective John and I discuss one of his most infamous homicide cases. This one involved a well-known local businessman and a deal for jewelry that went bad.
I Barely Got Here - Ep #010, End of that Crime Trend
November 04, 2019 15:36 - 24 minutes - 17.1 MBA crew of burglars are breaking into people's cars, leaving them to finish their evenings out with broken windows and stolen purses, money & stereos. Our efforts to stop the trend starts a chain of events that neither the crooks nor us see coming.