I Am The Cute One
199 episodes - English - Latest episode: 1 day ago - ★★★★★ - 671 ratingsWelcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they'll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly!
So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let's get ~*cUtE*~
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TGIF 4/26/24: Taylor Swift vs. Kim K, Tori Spelling Drama, and Prolapsed A-Holes!
April 26, 2024 12:27 - 35 minutesThank you to today's sponsor, OneSkin! OneSkin keeps your skin looking and acting younger for longer. Get started today with 15% off using code CUTEONE at oneskin.co! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! In a week that brought us Peppa Pig roasting Taylor Swift, Ashanti and Nelly’s pregnancy, The Office spin-off casting, a Spice Girls reunion, and Candace Cameron’s brush with death, Chelsea and Donny discuss the hottest of topic...
Judy Blume's "Forever" (The Cuties Learn to Read)
April 22, 2024 14:00 - 1 hourThank you to today's sponsor, OneSkin! OneSkin keeps your skin looking and acting younger for longer. Get started today with 15% off using code CUTEONE at oneskin.co! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea's recap of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" on Friday was so well-received that we decided to re-release their first attempt at a book club. The library is open (or whatever the girls say), and Chelsea and Donny are coverin...
TGIF 4/19/24: A Court of Thorns and Roses, Nature Documentaries, and Secret B*tches!
April 19, 2024 13:56 - 39 minutesSubscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! On a week that brought us Bravo firing everybody, Courtney Love’s opinions on modern artists, a This Is Us rewatch podcast, and The Tortured Poets Department, Donny wants your opinion on his health. (It’s probably not good - he’s been watching nature documentaries.) With so many pop culture hot topics to discuss, the Cute Ones decide to.... talk about books they’ve been reading. Chelsea break...
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (The Cuties Eat Veal Parmesan!)
April 15, 2024 14:00 - 57 minutesSubscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Do we make you horny, baby? After some Award-winning Austin Powers impressions, Chelsea and Donny vent about sports radio, share their deserted island foods, and get itchy over Beavis and Butthead. Then, Donny reminisces about the horrors of being chased by Menonites and Chelsea attacks American Girl doll owners. This isn’t Texas Road House, so Donny’ isn’t spitting on the floor, but don’t wo...
TGIF 4/12/24 Cyrus Family Drama, Jax and Brittany Separating, and Espresso Martini Laxatives!
April 12, 2024 04:00 - 38 minutesThanks to this week's sponsor, OneSkin! Get 15% off oneskin.co with code CUTEONE. After you purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them - support our show and tell them we sent you! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! You're not being Punk'd, Cuties - Chelsea DOES really look that good, and Donny is probably still strung up from his espresso martini high last week. In a week that brought us Julie Chrisley's radiator ch...
Empire Records w/ Katrina Davis (The Cuties Sing Into the Mic!)
April 08, 2024 14:14 - 1 hourSubscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Thanks to this week's sponsor, OneSkin! Get 15% off oneskin.co with code CUTEONE. After you purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them - support our show and tell them we sent you! Happy Rex Manning Day! Comedian Katrina Davis ("Figuring It Out") returns to celebrate this high holy day to discuss the box office flop and cult classic, "Empire Records." Donny may hate music, but nobod...
TGIF 4/5/24: No Home Improvement Reboot, Abby Hensel's Wedding, and Crotch Rot!
April 05, 2024 04:00 - 34 minutesSubscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! In a week that brought us Lizzo quitting, Zooey Dechanel denying nepo baby allegations, Grey’s Anatomy’s newest season, Ramy Youseff’s SNL monologue, and Shakira feeling emasculated by Barbie, Mother Nature also brought us rain… and worms. And Chelsea’s family visited Donny in New York, so they have many stories to tell (including a huge announcement!) They also break down friend poaching, Ab...
Sucker Punch (The Cuties Explore Feminism!)
April 01, 2024 04:30 - 57 minutesSubscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! It's April Fool's Day, so the Cute Ones are covering 2011's "Sucker Punch" because Donny must have been a fool for thinking Chelsea would have any emotions for this movie besides raw hatred, and Chelsea must be a fool for not enjoying it. (Can you tell which of them wrote this?) In their discussion, they dive into what fantasy world they'd love to disassociate to, unsufferable film bros, and ...
TGIF 3/29/24: Kate Middleton Breaks Her Silence, RHOP Cast Shakeups, and the Joy of Banging Pots and Pans!
March 29, 2024 04:00 - 39 minutesThanks to our sponsor, OneSkin! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at https://www.oneskin.co/ Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! In a week that brought us Karen Huger’s DUI, the Titanic door selling at a Hollywood auction, Sean “P Diddy” Combs' home raid, and Kate Middleton breaking her silence, Chelsea and Donny choose to discuss... herpes and the Real Housewives of Potomac, naturally. Also discussed are Normani's upco...
Troop Beverly Hills (The Cuties Pee in Public!)
March 25, 2024 16:31 - 59 minutesGet 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (we're covering "The Comeback" starting this week!) as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! What a thrill! March may be coming to an end, but it’s only week three of Donny Appreciation Week, so to celebrate, he and Chelsea discuss capitalism on the moon and try to find Banana Republic on a map. Donny is moved by watching “Troop Beverly Hills,” and sheds...
TGIF 3/22/24: Real Housewives Casting Drama, Kardashian Tea, and Smoking the Devil's Lettuce! (w/ Sasha Morfaw!)
March 22, 2024 13:57 - 36 minutesHead to FACTOR MEALS.com/cuteone50 and use code cuteone50 to get 50% off! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (we're covering "The Comeback" starting this week!) as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! TGIF, Cuties! The original Kate Middleton, Sasha Morfaw, is here to discuss the week’s hottest topics - which.. annoyingly… does not include stingray babies. They do, however, include Chelsea’s chemical peel, a 7th Heaven reunion at 90s Con, Bridgerton merch, and a Wonk...
TGIF 3/15/24: The Oscars, Kate Middleton's Photoshop Fail, and More Mangina Mayhem!
March 15, 2024 14:49 - 34 minutesSubscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! The Cute Ones are fresh out of a ditch and ready to talk about Barry Keoghan and Sabrina Carpenter’s relationship, Beyonce’s Cowboy Carter cover reveal, Hillary Duff’s fourth pregnancy, Drew Barrymore’s furniture line at Walmart, and Ariana’s Eternal Sunshine album. A lot happened at the Oscars, and while Chelsea and Donny might not know who won the awards, th...
Little Shop of Horrors (The Cuties Plan a Kidnapping!)
March 11, 2024 10:00 - 1 hourSubscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea is out of bed and ready to celebrate International Women’s Day… but not before celebrating week 2 of Donny Appreciation Month. And what better way to celebrate? By going to Skid row to watch “Little Shop of Horrors,” of course! The duo discuss their weirdest coworkers, window displays, and the statute of limitations for spoilers (how quick is too quick ...
TGIF 3/8/24: The Traitors, Deep Throating Eggs, and Throwing Tantrums in Public!
March 08, 2024 05:48 - 37 minutesSubscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! With season 2 of The Traitors complete, Chelsea and Donny break down the highs and lows of this season. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on vid...
Red Eye (The Cuties Prove The Customer Is Always Right!)
March 04, 2024 22:26 - 54 minutesSubscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Grab a bay breeze (or seven), Cuties, because the movie coverage of Donny Appreciation Month has begun, and because Chelsea’s opinion can not be trusted, he will be moderating each film. Wes Craven’s “Red Eye” may be full of twists, but the biggest twist of all is Chelsea enjoying this movie. They discuss how great they are at customer service, break down airpo...
TGIF 3/1/24: The Willy Wonka Experience, The Mystery of Kate Middleton, and Time Travel!
March 01, 2024 05:08 - 32 minutesTGIF, Cuties! Now that those Leap Year Babies have taken too much of Donny’s time, Donny Appreciation Month has arrived! This week not only brought us the cast of Beef season 2, a Walking Dead spin-off, Wendy’s surge pricing, but also the Willy Wonka Experience. Is Kate Middleton lost there? Would we still go if they relaunched it? Can Bethenny go to the next one so we don’t have to see her again? Is this where Avril Lavigne’s clone lives? The Cuties want to know what Travis Kelce’s father h...
The Bling Ring (The Cuties Try Sniff Drugs!)
February 26, 2024 17:45 - 58 minutesThis week's episodes are made possible by OneSkin! OneSkin is more than skin care. It’s about skin longevity, targeting the root causes of aging to help you look and feel your best at every age. Get started today with 15% off using code CUTEONE at oneskin.co. After you purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them we sent you. Invest in the health of your skin with OneSkin. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps...
TGIF 2/23/24: Stingray Shark Babies, Kelly Rowland's Dressing Room Meltdown, and Swedish Meatballs!
February 23, 2024 15:05 - 32 minutesSubscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! TGIF, Cuties! Break out your IKEA furniture, vials of shark semen, and Swedish meatballs as Chelsea and Donny break down Charlotte the Stingray’s immaculate conception. If you’re offended, feel free to storm out (much like Kelly Rowland at The Today Show). The duo also discuss Jen Shah’s Barbie party, Pokemon’s 25th anniversary, Reesa Teesa’s TikToks (Who TF DI...
Jawbreaker (The Cuties Abolish Dress Codes!)
February 19, 2024 11:00 - 1 hourSubscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! After an update on Donny's toilet skills, the inconsistently consistent duo of he and Chelsea celebrate the 25th anniversary of Darren Stein’s “Jawbreaker." With March only a week away, Chelsea decides this is the best time to make a New Year's resolution. Sure, why not? Then, Donny shines some more light on the types of media he’s… jump roped… to in the past. ...
TGIF 2/16/24: Wicked, Shirtless Usher, and Wiping Back to Front!
February 16, 2024 05:00 - 36 minutesTGIF, Cuties! Do you know how to wipe your own butt? Did your Ariana Grande boycott last longer than 60 seconds? Do you think Rose and Jack would NOT have fit on the door, no matter what science says? Do you have your goon face perfected? If you answered “no” to any of those questions, you’ve come to the right place! Chelsea and Donny take turns educating each other on those important topics while also discussing Taylor Swift headlines, the Wicked trailer, Usher’s halftime performance, Meghan...
Bridget Jones's Diary (The Cuties Learn About Steroids!)
February 12, 2024 13:00 - 56 minutesHappy Valentine’s Day, Cuties! Donny is NOT farting, but he IS trying to make 9/11 happen, much to Chelsea’s chagrin. She approves, however, of shameless self-promotion, so they use this hour to plug their new Youtube channel (subscribe here!) before diving into the surprisingly good “Bridget Jones’s Diary.” Donny and Chelsea may not know how to mingle, but they can answer tough questions, such as: how old is Moaning Myrtle and why do British people get to say the C word? And don’t be fooled ...
TGIF 2/9/24: The Grammys, Alyssa Milano vs. Shannen Doherty, and 50 Shades of Kevin Bacon
February 09, 2024 05:00 - 32 minutesYeehaw, baby! It’s Friday, and Chelsea has another catchphrase (for how long? We’ll find out soon enough…) The Cute Ones dive into Drake’s ding dog, the future of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Usher’s Skims photoshoot (Donny wants to be that peach), the reconciliation between King Charles and Prince Harry, the A*Teens reunion, and Tom Holland’s return to the stage in “Romeo and Juliet.” On the Charmed front, Shannen Doherty, Holly Marie Combs and Rose McGowan may be against Alyssa Milano, but...
Thirteen (w/ Kelli Williams of Beyond the Blinds!)
February 05, 2024 18:13 - 53 minutesBefore Evan Rachel Wood was working in the Little Shop of Horrors with Darren Criss, she was "Thirteen." No movie depicts sisterhood and bullying quite like this one, and Kelli (Laguna Biotch/Beyond the Blinds) quickly finds out that no podcast embodies those things more than this one, either. The three discuss their middle school aesthetics (bring back sweat bands!) and fooling around in front of your friends. Also, Kelli shocks the Cuties with the best celebrity impression they’ve ever hear...
TGIF 2/2/24: Timberlake, Vanderpump, and Ex-Boyfriends who hate us!
February 02, 2024 05:00 - 28 minutesAfter a quick retraction about farm expos, Donny and Chelsea discuss the hottest headlines of the week: Britney Spears vs Justin Timberlake (what year is this?), the Vanderpump Rules premiere, Jessica Biel’s shower buffet, Elmo acting as our therapist, Taylor Swift at the Superbowl, Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion’s latest feud, Diablo Cody, and Reba’s new sitcom (seriously… what year is this?). They also brainstorm things they’ll have their future assistants do (and what Chelsea will do ...
Showgirls (The Cuties Learn About Insider Trading!)
January 29, 2024 19:48 - 58 minutesCan something be camp and also cause trauma? The answer is yes (twice) because this podcast exists, and so does 1995’s “Showgirls.” Donny and Chelsea learn about insider training and dive into AI porn (justice for Taylor Swift, but not for the men of Marvel), their very different Vegas experiences, and the logistics of farm expos. Chelsea will probably never pose nude for Donny to paint her, but Donny did for an entire college class… and wait until you see what pose he was in (spoiler alert: ...
TGIF 1/26/24: Oscar Snubs, Kevin James, and Blue Balls
January 26, 2024 05:00 - 31 minutesTGIF, Cuties! Stop deedlebopping and listen to Donny and Chelsea break down the week the best way they know how: by making it about themselves. No topic is left unmentioned: Renee Rapp, The Killers' Las Vegas residency, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and Taylor Swift's boyfriend's brother. Donny has been watching Netflix's "The Trust" and "Surviving Paradise," and he has never been so sure that he was made for reality competition television. The two also compare their favorite movies of t...
I Am The Cute One Trailer
January 25, 2024 04:03 - 1 minuteWelcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they'll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly! So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let's get ~*cUtE*~ Follow us on social media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn...
In Time (The Cuties Solve Capitalism!)
January 22, 2024 11:00 - 57 minutesMuch like Once Upon a Time, this episode goes off the rails quite quickly - well, let's be real, Cuties; it was never on the rails to begin with (much like Chelsea's thought process after hearing Donny's gay Olsen Twin story). Donny reveals another beauty standard that he's not willing to budge on, and Chelsea reminisces about her favorite storyline on The OC (spoiler alert: it's the lezzies). Also, as the duo dives into the 2011 Justin Timberlake/Amanda Seyfried sci-fi movie, In Time, they t...
I Know Who Killed Me (w/ Sloane Steel of Mummy Dearest Podcast)
January 15, 2024 20:43 - 54 minutesSloane Steel of Mummy Dearest podcast may not have anything kind to say about... anything really, except... somehow I Know Who Killed Me. Cuties, buckle up for the biggest twist in cinematic history... that you already know because Donny ruined it for you in every episode the past six months. Besides trying to explain the plot, the three also discuss cat anatomy, Donny's short stories, lying relatives, and... 9/11, naturally. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild...
50 First Dates
January 08, 2024 14:19 - 58 minutesHi, I'm Tom. Get ready, Gen Z - it's Adam Sandler Day, and Chelsea and Donny are here with extra fishy fingers to recap his and Drew Barrymore's romcom about neurological trauma, 50 First Dates. They also discuss ghosting, gaslighting yourself into thinking you're drunk, and the appropriate amount of time before spoiling a movie's twist. Then, Chelsea educates Donny on the DMV sniper, and Kate Bosworth (and huskies) are the targets of Donny's attacks yet again. Hi, I'm Tom. Subscribe to our...
The Family Stone
January 01, 2024 11:00 - 1 hourHappy New Year, Cuties! This week, Donny and Chelsea are watching "The Family Stone," a movie that makes them both ugly cry and makes Donny... let's say feel the love. The two discuss the best movies to make your family watch after a grandparent passes, horror stories of BGSC and the ER, and a morning that left Dr. Bald SHOOK. Then, they participate in the most divisive debate of all time: Team Meredith or Team Stone Family? But if this episode is too much for you, watch "Junebug" instead. ...
REPLAY: A Diva's Christmas Carol (w/ Kelli & Troy of "Beyond the Blinds")
December 27, 2023 13:24 - 53 minutesCuties, check out one of our favorite Christmas episodes from the past - a recap of "A Diva's Christmas Carol" with Troy and Kelli of "Beyond the Blinds!" ATTENTION CUTIES: Unedited/unhinged audio and video of our "Batman Returns" episode is available on our Patreon FOR EVERYONE FOR FREE as a little Christmas treat! We love you! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our commun...
Batman Returns
December 18, 2023 19:37 - 56 minutesI don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but Donny and Chelsea feel... more chaotic than ever as they recap Tim Burton's "Batman Returns." As they reminisce about this quintessential Christmas movie, the duo plan upcoming Halloween costumes (naturally) and Donny makes a New Year's wish to be cancelled by two dedicated fandoms. Then, Chelsea reads some of her poetry and shares the worst gift she's ever received (photos are available on Patreon, along with more details about Donny's family secrets.)...
Gremlins (w/ Quin Lamar!)
December 11, 2023 15:02 - 52 minutesLast guest before the strike, Quin Lamar, is back for his favorite “so weird” podcast to cover the 1984 Christmas movie, “Gremlins.” After repeatedly not being allowed to moderate, he shares a theory about what the movie is REALLY about. The three discuss Dan Akroyd, Quin’s brilliant money-making opportunities for college students, and Donny’s comic book career. Also, Chelsea provides education about the way you should properly hump your (sister’s) dog. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus epi...
The Santa Clause
December 05, 2023 03:16 - 57 minutesHoliday season is here, and Donny and Chelsea are covering the 74th best Christmas movie, The Santa Clause. The Cute Ones discuss stupid kids, Donny's Santa fetish (or maybe just a Tim Allen fetish), and the best iteration of the North Pole (and shoving it up your ***). And Donny and Chelsea have a question: WHAT HAPPENS TO MRS. CLAUS? Thank you to today's sponsor, OneSkin! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod To purchase tickets to our upcoming...
Crossroads
November 27, 2023 15:05 - 59 minutesBuckle up, Cuties, because Donny and Chelsea are going Crossroads; that's right - the day has come for them to cover the 2002 Shonda Rhimes-written Britney Spears road trip movie! They've been waiting, but it's unavailable to stream anywhere, so they had to wait until it was back in movie theaters, and their day has come. The two praise Britney (and karaoke bars) and hate on everyone in her life (except the movie's director), and also pick apart what it means to be a people pleaser. Also, Che...
Mamma Mia
November 20, 2023 20:52 - 54 minutesMamma Mia! Here we go again, indeed - movies are BACK and the strike is OVER, so Chelsea and Donny are using six-month-old notes to cover this ABBA jukebox musical (and they're still mostly relevant?) The duo discuss the insufferable characters of this Greek tragedy, as well as Blue Ivy, marathon running, Amanda Seyfried's acting style (once in every project) and goat sheds. Also, Donny gives an update on his broken ceiling, and Drew Barrymore can't sing. To be featured in an upcoming episod...
Animorphs #1 (The Invasion) By K.A Applegate
November 13, 2023 11:00 - 59 minutesTo celebrate the end of the SAG/Aftra strike, the Cute Ones are covering their LAST BOOK EVER - the first Animorphs book, "The Invasion." Besides heavy exposition and incestual cousins, they discuss Donny's many offenses at Bubba Gump Shr*mp Company, gay (ugly) NYC nightlife, Chelsea's past in hula hooping, and middle school musical theater. Also, a new development is made in the Jon Benet Ramsey story and Donny promises to never... well, you'll see. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhing...
From the Mixed-up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler By E. L. Konigsburg
November 06, 2023 14:16 - 54 minutesJim from The Office read this book, and now Donny and Chelsea did! That's right - it's time to cover From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler. In the C-word heavy recap of this mystery... with no mystery, the two discuss why they'd be terrible running away from home, dumpster diving for furniture, why the mall would be a terrible place to escape to, the mail-checking habits of millennials, and... Jon Benet Ramsey advent calendars. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio ...
Goosebumps: The Haunted Mask By R.L. Stine
October 30, 2023 17:45 - 57 minutesChelsea is diving into her second Goosebumps book - this time, one where something actually happens, "The Haunted Mask." In this episode, she and Donny continue to give the Cuties headache - with stories about school lunches, army boyfriends, and last minute Halloween costumes. Also, Chelsea used to be smart and knocked it out of the park at the science fair. And if you don't like this episode, you can s*** on a s*** p****. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, su...
The First Evil (Fear Street Cheerleaders #1) By R.L. Stine
October 23, 2023 16:27 - 55 minutesApologies, Cuties - Halloween is cancelled. But to celebrate the lack of the holiday, Donny and Chelsea are naked (well, Donny is) and covering Fear Street Cheerleaders: The First Evil. Besides the book, they discuss the gunks of the hosts of The Basement Yard, Chelsea's granola doppleganger and Donny's blonde one, and church Hop-a-Thons. Please end the SAG-Aftra strike so that Chelsea stops singing, and remember to buy your tickets to the Hellen Keller musical now before it sells out! For b...
Introducing: Profoundly Pointless
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Bunnicula: A Rabbit-Tale of Mystery By Deborah and James Howe
October 16, 2023 10:00 - 58 minutesHow many books are there about thinking someone is a vampire with no payoff and hardly any plot? At least two, and Chelsea and Donny are covering their second one on the pod, Bunnicula. Sink your teeth into this chaotic episode where the Cute Ones discuss the gender identities of pets, Dr. Bald's Mr. Hyde moustache era, and gays working at Arby's. Also, Michelle Obama, if you're listening... come on the podcast. You won't regret it (you will, but it will be too late to do anything about it.) ...
I Know What You Did Last Summer w/ Sarah Hearon (Uncut, Unedited, and Unhinged Patreon Version!)
October 09, 2023 15:00 - 1 hourTrick or Treat, Cuties! While we're sorry to play a trick on you by re-releasing an old episode today, we're thrilled to give you the treat of TWENTY SEVEN (that's 27! Count em') minutes of bonus content ONLY EVER HEARD BEFORE ON PATREON! Deputy Editor of US Weekly and host of “Here For the Right Reasons” podcast, Sarah Hearon, joins Donny and Chelsea to recap ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer,’ and the duo may have done research to pronounce her last name correctly, but they still don’t know...
Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots (The Adventures Of The Bailey School Kids) By Debbie Dadey and Marcia Jones
October 02, 2023 17:25 - 53 minutesIt's Spooky Season, and since Chelsea has finally seen the Barbie movie, Donny is celebrating by wearing his best bandana. The duo is covering "Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots," which is a lot less uneventful than either of the two of them remember it being. Besides the book, they reminisce about the meanest teachers they've had, water balloon titties, breaking into neighbor's homes, and teachers who don't know boundaries. Also, Donny confronts Chelsea about not including him in inside jokes. ...
Neighbors From Outer Space By Francess Lantz
September 25, 2023 09:00 - 54 minutesOn the brink of exhaustion after being terrorized by Chelsea's daughter all weekend, Donny completes the cycle of abuse by traumatizing the Cuties with a very detailed Jonas Brothers tweet. Then, the duo cross the Rainbow Bridge to cover Neighbors From Outer Space (which does not include biting off fingernails) and also... fables, some of which may be made up. They also discuss their favorite commercials, their weirdest neighbors, and Donny's hatred of space. And Chelsea sings. Again. For bo...
Tonight on the Titanic (Magic Tree House, No 17) By Mary Pope Osborne
September 18, 2023 17:14 - 53 minutesEven God can't stop them! Donny and Chelsea are finally recording the episode that fate tried (repeatedly) to make not happen, and they use the powers of the Magic Tree House to really go places (none of which are the Titanic). They also discuss the hyper focuses of their formative years, cringey abbreviations, setting boundaries, and what your choice of Titanic VHS says about you. Also, Chelsea decides to sing (...twice) and do a little voice work. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged...
Junie B. Jones and her Big Fat Mouth By Barbara Park
September 11, 2023 09:00 - 54 minutesDonny and Chelsea are still broken from last week's book, so they are using their big fat mouths to tackle an elementary aged book this week: Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth. While Junie terrorizes her family and her kindergarten class, Chelsea and Donny terrorize each other with stories of baby talk and childhood dentists. They also talk about kids from the wrong side of the tracks, biting, childhood aspirations, and getting people fired on Take Your Child to Work Day. Also, Junie is a...
The Face on the Milk Carton By Caroline B. Cooney
September 04, 2023 10:00 - 59 minutesThere's nothing as horrible as being abducted and then lied to your whole life by the people who love you... except reading about it. This week, Donny and Chelsea read the tedious fan favorite "The Face On the Milk Carton" by Caroline B. Cooney and spend that time wishing someone would chloroform them and take them away so they can stop reading. Before you attack - Donny remembered loving this book as a child, but it's not the dramatic thriller you remember. Besides spending the hour saying h...
Baby-Sitters Club Little Sister: Karen's Haircut By Ann M. Martin
August 28, 2023 10:20 - 55 minutesThis week, Chelsee and Dhani are hanging out with the Baby-Sitters Club Little Sister today to cover Karen's Haircut by Ann M. Martin. Karen may have no teeth, but the duo have many things to talk about - including childhood games, homemade music videos, playground weddings, the mom from Home Improvement and JoJo the Dog Faced Boy. Also... do your children listen to this podcast? For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode ...