Hyperbole: The Best Podcast Ever

The Best Grift Ever

In this episode: Strawberry jam, Palm Beach fashion, older than Liberace, American riviera orchard again, Barbie + Lilly, fundraising torture, fun raising, sumo oranges, marvelous ladybugs, sheer clothing and cut-outs, the annoyance of being earnest, Today in Yiddish, kibitzing, cicadas again, dyslexics in pradise, bad landings, official stick reviews, an international cat report, a Mexican palace, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, Let's Get Real, The Golden Bachelor breakup, a #RHOBH...

The Best Asparagus Ever

In this episode: Pork! Amazing new restaurants, Diane's Place, a James Beard nominee, Beyoncé's full album, lesbian anthems, amazing asparagus, dumb asparagus, chewing sounds, Japanese style peanuts, night sweats, broccoli revisited, a magical call-back to 2022!, what the kids are saying, good riz, squad wiping, exceedingly narrow genres, nonpareil, Word of the Week, Today in Yiddish, Trader Joe's mini tote bag trend, a poster change, marshmallows from heaven, hobby horse season is here!!!, ...

The Best Riviera Ever

In this episode: copycats, voice work, sound bowls, wrong names, "of coursing," libel vs. liable, Today in Yiddish, a Hitz, endangered chocolate chips, match stick records, dual uterus news, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, cat care, Dateline aggression, aphorisms, #RHOM, foul weather friends, Seeking Sister Wives, not a proud time to be a Danielle, geology, The Best Quiz Show Ever, Diamond Water, Next on TLC, Tater Tots, Man of the House, Big Cake, and ongoing Ruby Slipper drama, an...

The Best Marten Ever

In this episode: connections, bikini mistakes, WWHL, Beyoncé's country sojourn, edited texts, banning replies all, no complaints, exacerbate vs. exasperate, just a bissel, Today in Yiddish, highway humor, cicada enthusiasts, complaint contagion, funny highway signs, the Florida Man Games, above ground pool, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, very fancy New Yorkers, #RHOBH, The Traitors, obscure Survivor references, The Best Quiz Show Ever, Next on TLC, exploitative or heartwarming, not...

The Best Psychotherapist Ever

Cougar watch MInneapolis, robe varieties, a laundry journey, krumkake, adult fights, pray vs. prey, Today in Yiddish, fast casual digit news, important candidate advice, a sticky highway, This Week in College Parent Facebook Pages, local bunny drama, antisocial vs. borderline, and our interview with the best psychotherapist ever, Matthew Paymar! 

A Moment of Pause

In this episode: a mother's war story, an amazing concert, easy and annoying returns, where is Kohl's?, TikTok algorithms, judging water jumps, Reese's dipped animal crackers, extreme water conservation, a public service announcement, disingenuous vs. disingenuine, Today in Yiddish: make yourself at home!, IJBOL, SOCA, an unexpected murder update, this week in college facebook parenting, Next on TLC: Old School Medicine, Amish Partybus, Nail Salon Confidential, #TheGoldenBachelor, #bachelori...

The Best Swiftie Ever

In this episode: WeFest, Minnesota love, this week in college parenting, DWTS, water without ice, feel bad vs. feel badly, Today in Yiddish, an ander mol, a burning man catastrophe, competitive mulleting, cheese food news, poopy plane, Next on TLC, hotdish, snaggleteeth, Let's Get Real, Love Island, White Lotus wannabe, The Traitors, RHOSLC vs. NY, seemingly ranch, genetics, The Best Quiz Show Ever, and local airport drama. 

The Best Lamprey Ever

In this episode: A heroic shot-putter, fancy salt, sweat in unexpected places, the magic summer, drag queen story hours, cavils, dortn, Today in Yiddish, buffets are back, a missing Van Gogh, royal news, very fancy toothy eels, Next on TLC, living vicariously, snaggletooth castle, Let's Get Real, TikTok sleuths, Dancing Queens, Project Runway All Stars, The Best Quiz Show Ever, Seattle music stuff, a cautionary freezer tale, and local drama. 

The Best Glow-Up Ever

In this episode: The Amalfi Coast, a public service announcement, amazing hyaluronic acid, no exit plan, Vatican one-ways, not showing up, perpetuating bad manners, will vs. shall, Today in Yiddish, a Texas fishpocalypse, DNA drive concerns, a very old hotel gift certificate, a slight Marriott redemption, Next on TLC, thongs around the world, twerking from home, red tape, baby goat glow-ups, an unexpected Bling Empire death, RHONJ, international Tre lovers, Dancing Queens, Watch What Crappen...

The Best Dawg Ever

In this episode: family equality, Succession banter, Margaret & Lexi, WWHL, an elaborate scam, a TP mitzvah, amazing elementary school teachers, ailment conversion, chip tap panic, antitrust, goulash, an extreme phone search, wedding drama and helpful hints, a massive heist, the armored transport monopoly, raccoon nail care, cheese rolling, the best non-sport ever, Today in Yiddish, Next on TLC, a very complicated cat dawg show, pygmy pigs, COPTea,  Scandoval, ProAm dancing, #RHONJ, The Best...

The Best Ballroom Ever

In this episode: minty green outfits, graduation trends, amazing dog handlers, the worst people ever, terrible fabric softener, family equality, Margaret Josephs, febrile dreams, Today in Yiddish and Yiddish in Central Park, pasta segues, a murdering grief book author, clown killer justice, carnation crime, royal news, coronation chicken and quiche, tree greetings, Next on TLC, frat moms, brain tease, guinea pig culture, tippy boats, buckle up buttercup: this is ballroom, what a time to be a...

The Best Sunshine Ever

In this episode: losing things on trips, sex store customers, bamboozling, tennies, Fixology, just a bissel of sunshine, Menendez colon!, Menudo, Today in Yiddish, verification scams, pop vs. soda, cement-toned cars, 500 days in a cave, rhobh, rhonj, hip hop affect, not that Nabil, local drama, My Life in the Sunshine, and our interview with the best record label exec and writer ever, Nabil Ayers. 

The Best Housewives Ever

In this episode: succession, a real obituary, cheese coin addiction, the magic and drama of spring, Sanditon panic, delayed cringe, wow! what a good idea, petrichor--again!, yay vs. yeah, Today in Yiddish, pufferfish deaths, gentle listeners, snake-on-a-plane news, important Ryan news, fast food layoffs, a financial dominatrixes, the most gorgeous housewife, Austen's charisma, Ciara, Kenya Moore's charm, Mih-ins, an impossible shag / marry / kill, avoiding Sonja, Lindsay Hubbard, Tom Schwart...

The Best Malingering Ever

In this episode: Spring break, marvelous whales, Calvin's note, #RHONJ, bumping Amy, gestures, Ritz in strange places, malingering, Top Chef mistakes, traveling snakes, Today in Yiddish, hair stories, mysterious gloves, Gwyneth's attorneys, Vanderpump Rules, Seeking Brother Husband, local NextDoor drama, and The Best Quiz Show Ever! 

The Best Hubris Ever

In this episode: Marriott coming into the 20th century. Yes, the 20th. Ew and yuck: six degrees of separation with the dumbest show, a best and worst thing one and the same, AirTags, adult beauty pageants, pet names and murder, Raquel ages out, Today in Yiddish, hubris, Alex Murdaugh insiders, breaking Branson news, fancy tractors, a found person!, redheads running, not a doping scandal, Vanderpump dingdongs, #extremesisters, Who knew!, vocal fry, a rilly big dill, local drive thru drama, an...

The Best Aioli Ever

In this episode: smear guard technology, study strategies, garlic aioli magic, dumb garlic, Alex Murdaugh, a weather fail, abhorrent vs. aberrant, Today in Yiddish, the return of #hashtag, beware of people who think they're the smartest person in the room, Foghorn Leghorn, lengthy explanations, terrible impersonations, not chicken nuggets, DNA news, a public service announcement, and our interview with the Best James Beard nominated chef star of the new TV show "Feral," Chef Yia Vang! 

The Best Mozzarella Ever

In this Episode: upgrades, fancy chilling, puzzles, heels, silent Ts, private TikToks, Texas Independence, me vs. myself, krankenschwesters, Today in Yiddish, prize, prise, pries, sleep and cheese, presumptive death news x 2, a shameful weinermobile and other theft, Peep origins, attempted cheesecake murder, Extreme Sisters, triplet newcomers, #RHONJ, The Best Quiz Show Ever, a silly holiday, Mount Rushmore fun facts, and local rental drama 

The Best Dateline Ever

In this episode (109): a husband calling competition, a hair purpose, Dateline, doggie paws, dumb sweatpants, bubbe meises, cheugy, ironic fraud, a very fancy flight attendant, missing snake found, science news, gas stove asthma, MILF subjectivity, #TheTraitors, the most overrated housewife, too many K names, Just Wondering, your bucket list, a curious dinosaur park, a wooly festival, a clever drug crime, The Best Quiz Show ever, dog news, and local drama. 

The Best MILF Ever

Marvelous arugula, trendy glasses, braggy Christmas cards, Amy(!) meditating, MILF manor and the evolution of the learning channel, leg swingers, serial killers, lugubrious people are not loquacious, Scooby Don't, Today in Yiddish, bluffing, lying about everything, resumé embellishment, bullying your own child, strange auditions, science news, identical twinning on tests, decillions, #TheChallenge, #RHOM and Lenny the tool, buh bye Rinna, Jen Shah sentencing, airport answers, sewer explorers...

The Best Distiller Ever

In this episode: a gentle holiday card reminder, marvelous Jones Road, kicking xmas ass, calling out the real worst thing ever, abolishing morality police, turkey news, rat czars, vague posting, inchoate, a macaroni impossibility, happy twins news, #RHOP Twitter drama, #belowdeck #90DayFiance #RHOSLC and Spotify shade, local One Chip Challenge drama, Moonshiners, and our interview with our favorite 100 Mill Street Gin owner Peter Connor, and the best distiller ever, Erin Dosh!

The Best Constitution Ever

In this episode: long prison sentences, controversial celebrities, Newport, escalator etiquette, Iran, rude travelers, one and the same, a terrible Scooby impression, Today in Yiddish, duo world records, Big Foot bate, field rushing news, The Challenge evolves, constitutional superlatives, civics and activism, BravoCon panels confirming what we knew, repurposing Peter, #RHOP, Johns Hopkins is one person, local book drama, and an interview with the best constitutional scholar and Member of Co...

The Best Bun Cozy Ever

In this episode: mahjong idiosyncrasies, hyperbolic airports, wonderful whales, election fouls, rigatoni with peas, a handmaid's glare, unacceptable sky club behavior, slow talking, a brand new segment!, just wondering where those prairie dress ladies are going, hackneyed sayings, Today in Yiddish, boy bites snake, pumpkin water weight, a Texas interloper, NASA getting shiz done, #RHOSLC, Radio Andy News, #RHOBH, #BuyingBeverlyHills, slippers as shoes, an Ian-less quiz, Thanksgiving fun fac...

The Best Yeet Ever

In this episode: important twins news, maceration vs mastication, hydrangea, grouchy guests, lost coats, hot baths, foot love, Today in Yiddish, yeeting, shrinkflation, elderly Spaniards, a hopeful pumpkin, terrible dryer sheets, pineapple swingers, extremely loyal employees, #RHOBH mean girls, waiting for a year for absolutely nothing, glizzies, local park drama, Queen Elizabeth, and the Best Quiz Show Ever. 

The Best Rental Ever

In this episode: pizza tracking, hot tamales, She by Shereé, getting what you pay for, in need of samples, too much of a commitment, scarecrow contests, equanimity, a real shanda, today in yiddish, #hashtag, outfits of the day and fancy dorms at #bamarush, a unifying art piece, cities for Gen Z, an attempted murder caught on tape, science news, literally an Australian shepherd, space debris, where's your head at on Love Island USA, Danielles cry on Seeking Sister Wife, local food truck cult ...

The Best Homie Hopper Ever

In this episode: a crimefighting cat, caffeinated cookies, Besties fallout, Lauri Anne Peaches, kind strangers, old friends, arugula, a very fancy flight club, camouflaging gas, foisting, fahhhting, the scourge of broccolini, plural nouns, Today in Yiddish, Kholesterol with a K, the return of #hashtag, #bamarush, sports news, homie hopping, a Willie Wonka-esque emergency, an embarrassment of reality riches, where's your head at on #LoveIslandUSA, science on #SeekingSisterWife, cinema around ...

The Best Huckleberry Ever

In this episode: the seedy underbelly of the huckleberry cabal, happy birthday America, not very good impressions, amazing Montana, Dorinda does not make it nice, Strawberry Shortcake revival, virtue signaling, pernicious, Today in Yiddish, wine country and other machayahs, competitive eating, dramatic MCs, non-sports on ESPN, #RHOBH, Kyle goes too far, Erika is even worse, Nick thinks deep thoughts on Seeking Sister Wife, Bling Empire, local chicken drama, travel, art, and our interview wit...

The Besties! Celebrating our 100th episode with our first ever awards show

The Best Narcissist Ever

In this episode: acceptable narcissism, taking theme advice, heeled crocks, monkey pox, dreck from Johnny Depp, a deep Depp venue analysis, lex loci delicti, an historic summit, the dumbest world record ever, a very toddler order, a freak cork accident, #RHONJ, #RHOBH, a Dennis Kwan degree of separation, Grizzly Adams, the Hyperbole bump, the NFL Combine, curious draft picks, sports and parenting, local drama, and the Best Former NFL Player New TV Host Ever, Ben Leber! 

The Best Javelina Ever

Back again(!), the humble zucchini, misdiagnoses, plane etiquette, recalcitrance, Today in Yiddish, Depp vs. Heard, revenge pooping testimony, a very sneaky bride, THC lasagna, a javelina in a hatchback, Selling Sunset, RHONJ, the evolution of dating, a heroic dog, a different perspective on Julia Haart, shidduchim, local drama, and an interview with the best Orthodox dating coach ever, Bella Beer! 

The Best Waif Ever

In this episode: Spanish cava, Pam Hupp, Ashton Kutcher is not in the news, a very narrow genre, cream cheese, workshopping Anna, invasive signature scents, wafting waifs, white parties, proscribe vs. prescribe, Today in Yiddish, a husband murder author update, plastic surgery pride, a professional baby namer, science news, an ancient whale, hockey drama, reality TV theory, Shahs of Sunset's Yoko Ono, an erotic Spanish museum, RHOBH trailer, The Queen of Versailles Reigns Again, The Ultimatu...

The Best Snagglepuss Ever

In this episode: the very best Olympic coverage, follow-up enthusiasm, streaming plus, fake heiresses, the dangers of peroxide, the dumb pie dress trend, sheer vs. shear, Today in Yiddish, vorts, Dutch, Razzlekhan, and the biggest seizure ever, teen Marvel inspiration, an audacious woolly mammoth plan, a nasty Haart divorce, adding a K, unsexyness on RHOSLC, theming out RHONJ, The Best Quiz Show Ever, and local beet drama. 

The Best Pickle Ever

In this episode: the scourge of paper receipts, pickle ball and white party cliché, envy vs. jealousy, Today in Yiddish, dumb mattresses, knitting is cool, a feline reunion, strange talk on#RHOSLC, Cheer PhD candidates, 52 world records, local sleep drama, and our interview with the best 80s scene (and back now!) singer ever, Cindy Lawson! 

The Best Wordle Ever

In this episode: unbridled enthusiasm, an international word sensation, muffs, magic vitamins, two best things, a life changing hairbrush, symptoms may include, a very strange addiction, binaca redux, dumb mirrors, McDonald’s Sprite, Wordle, should have vs. should of, Today in Yiddish, a great migration, risqué municipalities, science news, disappointing desserts, RHOM, RHONY ASMR, Sister Wives, Josh’s face, the Best Quiz Show Ever, Uff-da Records, and local gnome drama

The Best Wordle Ever

In this episode: unbridled enthusiasm, an international word sensation, muffs, magic vitamins, two best things, a life changing hairbrush, symptoms may include, a very strange addiction, binaca redux, dumb mirrors, McDonald’s Sprite, Wordle, should have vs. should of, Today in Yiddish, a great migration, risqué municipalities, science news, disappointing desserts, RHOM, RHONY ASMR, Sister Wives, Josh’s face, the Best Quiz Show Ever, Uff-da Records, and local gnome drama

The Best Jordan Ever

In this episode: Daylight 365, party of the century, DJ Mad Marj, 70s bling, the importance of a theme, dancing all night, a friendly face, e-gaslighting, teacher murder, termite drama & giant spiders, a very special lobster, friendly faces, remarkable odds, washing balls, strange fast food & vodka bedfellows, unexpected and delicious side dishes, the return of Pop! disappointing desserts, Today in Yiddish, The Bachelorette, not 1991, the moment we’ve all been waiting for on RHOSLC, a very ...

The Best Band-Aid Ever

In this episode: Minneapolis anarchy, Our Tone Band-Aids, split carbonation loyalty, Kim Kardashian, dropping trou, recalcitrance and excrement, a missing billionaire, a strange place for a shipwreck, an industrious squirrel, Today in Yiddish, why sherbet, RHOBH, RHOSLC, a housewife marries into the Biden family, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, The Best Quiz Show Ever, Shatner in space, tribbles, and local cougar drama. 

The Best Cachoink Ever

In this episode: overdue accolades, Tiger King Unleashed, sleuthing in Aruba, a brush with reality fame, very clever marketing, disappointing whipped cream, Real Housewives news, cheerleaders, bald faces lies, Matt Goetz + Dilbert, an absurd disappearance, soaking, Delta does not play, important beverage news, Today and all the days in Yiddish, a terrible broadway show, no hormones(!), baby goat Danielle, Amy’s cachoink, and local turkey drama

The Best Dickey Ever

In this episode: hugging again, wearing a cloud redux, dickeys, acceptable sweat, close-talking, generational placemat dislike, rigmarole, Today in Yiddish, cicada shenanigans, to sea in a sieve, dumb colors, offensive almonds, bespoke identical clothing, Extreme Sisters, the Circle, #RHOBH, Dorit’s big lie, messy below deck, Iowa, a brand new show, art imitating life, local drama, olga dies dreaming [dot] com and our interview with the best planner-turned-writer ever, Xochitl Gonzalez!

The Best Pang Pang Ever

In this episode: a burrata journey, work travel, college baseball, beat boxing with the disco three, nail dust, annoying Evites, calamities, non-words, group texts, Today in Yiddish, a mohawk record, 15,000 bees, all politics is local, a NSW drone, the scourge of baked raisins, #RHOBH, the extreme pang pang sisters, the Housewife and the Hustler, the gift of Kathy Hilton, a round of quick fire questions, pig-positivity, and local lake drama. 

The Best Heist Ever

Sponsored by 100 Mill Street gin, the best gin ever, in this episode: Hibachi discounts, the opposite of fan mail, cards, priceless art, chicken wings, who’s a good boy, sports news, the purrrrrfect currency, a Chicago trifecta, disappointing desserts, the return of #hashtag, extreme sisters, #rhonj, getting called out, local drama, sharing the mic, carpe diem, Oprah’s admiration, and the best on air lifestyle expert, author, connector, and life coach ever, Jasmine Stringer! 

The Best é Ever

In this episode: a mistaken ice cream, caffeine joy, candy controversy, hootsfa, #RHONJ, #RHOD, #RHONY, #extremesisters, silky pockets of joy, tongue, inflammation, listening in double time, deep seated confusion, getting up for grabs, a pretty good facelift, a mysterious allergy, Today in Yiddish, foraging, a million dollar idea, a generous 18 year old, an unidentified cat, yawn science, offensive candy, pronouncing Khloé, Snagglepuss the fancy lion, local drama, extreme multitasking, Billy...

The Best Prodigal Ever

In this episode: league play, draft fun facts, water highs and lows, pet talent, disappointing ice cream, Yiddish revisited, that’s not what prodigal means, worry-free for more than a century, a critical shortage, the magic of lutefisk, same same, naughty voiceovers, college year lies, a beautiful Ojai sisterhood, and our interview with the best former-Hollywood-assistant-voiceover-artist-design-stager-author ever, Lila Glasoe Francese

The Best Goat Ever

In this episode: reliving the 80s, Fantastik is fantastic! Officially the worst word, lame Oscars, glue accidents, incipient vs. insipid, very confusing Yiddish, disappointing desserts, FBI secrets for making friends, a virtual defendant, garage sale gold, being counted, #RHOD, Extreme Sisters, murder mystery hosts, Twinsburg twins return, vacuuming in unison, Orlando or bust, Hopkins trivia, and local goat drama. 

The Best Orbisculation Ever

In this episode: cicadas in love, fur art, the best broth ever, disappointing cake, justice at last, Today in Yiddish, Christopher Meloni, orbisculation, the Hyperbole bump, blemishes, broth, Darius the rabbit, lego thievery, 90 Day Fiancé, Stephanie’s own tell-all, #RHOD, brushes with fame, crazy classes, and our interview with the best movie star ever, Mark Povinelli! 

The Best Essay Ever

In this episode: iconic tracksuits, a curious lizard, remarkable oranges, the best basketball players ever, awkward dancing, the jucy lucy—yes, that’s how it’s spelled—lizard encounters, precocious motorists, not the seven wonders of the world, #RHOSLC, undignified press releases, local drama, the saddest wedding in history, etymology vs. entomology, terribly disappointing muffins, therapy, Yiddish takes over the world, a cereal box record, big foot drama, 90 Day Fiancé, for the love of God ...

The Best Bookstore Ever

In this episode: perfect lighting, a day for nougat, music tracks, Today in Yiddish, gasconade, a border battle, donut  incentives, very overdue, the magic of bookstores, reliving the beginning, #sisterwives, #90dayfiance, #RHONJ, taglines, quarantined in Serbia, marzipan, fake French accents, next in fashion, dating while fishing, snowplow naming, an international round up, terrible choices, local drama, and our interview with the best fashion and style curator ever, Lizzy Tisch! 

The Best Gin Ever

In this episode: sheetpan dining and consequent controversy, tootsie rolls, a public service announcement, Venus thin skin, conservatorships, terroir, today in Yiddish, disappointing desserts, Wendy Williams’ awkward moment, a bus mystery solved, lottery ticket rediscovery, another world record Amy did not win, royal news, RHONJ, 90 Day Fiancé, RHOD, housewife shields, the most balanced sugar, organic growth, local hockey mom drama, and our interview with the best gin maker ever, 100 Mill St...

The Best Deodorant Ever

In this episode: sweatsuit shaming, Ouch—that’s my kidney! Certified freak, the best deodorant ever, Southern Charm, swearing for health, modern spacing, Today in Yiddish, cannolis are weird, trust accounts, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, snowy owls, a very hot pepper record, Bigfoot hunting season, veeps, an Adderall, theory, an unexpected shaman, Bling Empire, a shameful Minnesota church, and The Best Quiz Show Ever! 

The Best Clerk Ever

In this episode: the return of Bigfoot, charcuterie chalets, Amy in the national spotlight, fudge failure, it’s chip-ote-lay, stanning stuff, nomophobia, sober-curiosity, new books, enough Yiddish for a month, an Oregon big cat, the quest for a new world record, disappointing desserts, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Making the Team, #RHOSLC, Oklahoma, civil rights, the Supreme Court, and our interview with the most amazing former Justice Department attorney, presidential library general counsel...

The Best Pajamas Ever

In this episode: standard time, Amy has Covid, voting, blood typing, amazing pajamas, extreme caution, the worst phrase ever, schadenfreude, Today in Yiddish, Snapple snippets, cat lovers, Covid-related delirium, adult Play-Doh, Crockstars and slow cook snobbery, murder hornets, hyperbole undercover, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, intergenerational marriage, Meredith’s fabulous son, an off-center logo, annoying Andy Cohen on the first try, a Howard Hughes’ surprise, ridiculous breakf...