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How Was Your Week with Julie Klausner

33 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 653 ratings

In which Julie Klausner asks guests how their week was, and also we learn stuff and have fun.

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ASK JULIE! New Bonus Podcast on Forever Dog Plus

March 31, 2022 07:00 - 2 minutes - 2.83 MB

Hi everyone! I just launched a weekly bonus podcast on Forever Dog Plus called ASK JULIE! I answer YOUR questions every Wednesday. First episode is up now with questions about psychedelic scenes in Disney movies, advice for artists, and Difficult People The Movie. Sign up at foreverdog.plus   Two ways to submit questions: Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx [email protected]   One way to listen: http://foreverdog.plus

"Let's Start With Similes" Ep. 236

May 29, 2020 17:06 - 1 hour - 53.5 MB

This week Julie (your old pal) contemplates grout, cassowary feet, and Billy Joel. All hail Salt-N-Peppa in 1993. Nobody has been or will be better than them. Meow!

"Animals Are Unpredictable and Untrained" Ep. 235

May 15, 2020 14:00 - 53 minutes - 39.2 MB

Hello friends! Julie is back to discuss naughty sheep, some of her famous cooking tips, and the spectrum of opinions on Mother's Day. New York City is losing its mind! Have some banana bread.

Ada Calhoun: "Hannigan-core" Ep. 234

May 01, 2020 16:38 - 1 hour - 74.8 MB

The world is TERRIBLE but your friend Julie is here to chat with you and help pass the time. This week we discuss Debbie Reynolds, precocious children, and chat with Nate about the time Julie abandoned him at a screening of The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. Then we have the supreme honor of talking to Ada Calhoun about Why We Can't Sleep, her incredible book about Gen X women. Thank god for Sondheim!

"Astronaut Heavy" Ep. 233

April 17, 2020 13:23 - 1 hour - 75.3 MB

Julie has found the source of the virus and it all comes down to Renée Zellweger. In other news, we discuss The Taking of Pelham 123, a seitan brisket, and the beautiful women of vintage prison films. Stay indoors and watch TCM, pals.

DOUBLE THREAT Preview

April 06, 2020 18:52 - 23 minutes - 27.1 MB

Julie has a brand new podcast with her pal Tom Scharpling (The Best Show) called DOUBLE THREAT! Enjoy this sneak preview and subscribe to DOUBLE THREAT on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts. DOUBLE THREAT premieres on Monday April 6th with new episodes EVERY Monday. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

"A Top Hat" Ep. 232

April 03, 2020 17:14 - 1 hour - 64.5 MB

Everything is so bad! But in these trying times, Julie is here to discuss nazi-fighting fish, vegan shoes, Kat Von D's lamp, and Under the Skin. Please look at the Welch goats. We love you.

"Shmine-Eleven" Ep. 231

March 18, 2020 15:51 - 57 minutes - 46.5 MB

Your friend Julie is back and ready to explore the great indoors with you! We've got thoughts on our current national crisis, a recap of The Experience, and a pivot to veganism. Thanks to you for listening and thanks to Robin Columbo for all she does.

"Poppins Grappling" Ep. 230

January 25, 2019 22:22 - 1 hour - 85.6 MB

It is 2019 and Julie has some thoughts about Mary Poppins grooming children, an idea for a new small business, and an update on Merle Allin's ongoing relationship with DryBar.   Oh yeah, and John Kasich attacked her through air travel arrangements and it was worse than Fyre Festival. Don't worry, vaccines still work.

"Into a Box of Mike and Ike's" Ep. 229

November 30, 2018 04:30 - 1 hour - 67.1 MB

I've got a puzzle for you, loyal How Was Your Weeklies. What's the difference between a Garbage Pail Kid and the current administration? Answer: Klausner can talk for hours about one of those!   Also, your pal Julie K. has a new SNL-related superpower to unveil and some thoughts about the interior design business featured in the podcast-turned-television series Dirty John. Hold on to your seat, Eric Bana.

“I Wanted a Vegetarian Meal” Ep. 228

October 01, 2018 23:47 - 1 hour - 63.7 MB

Hello How Was Your Weeklies! On this episode, Jubees discusses the most fuckable Christopher Lloyd character, we review the discography of the musical artist Kermit the Frog, and meet a doula who can’t spell but who CAN encapsulate a placenta. So, unless you’re Joan Collins eating soup, strap in to hear about the Yiddish Fiddler, 9/11, and Mr. Jazz’s teef in episode 228. #StephenHawking

“All This Horrible Stuff” Ep. 227

August 24, 2018 15:06 - 1 hour - 57.9 MB

Hellos my lovelies! TRIGGER WARNING: People have not been nice to Tracy Chapman.   This episode starts with Nazis and the theme continues. But don't worry, there are also some thoughts on what to do with all the fruits and vegetables you have in your basement freezer. Oh yeah, and there are beavers in this podcast and they're not a moment too soon.   Oh and hey, do you like Fosse? Do you like grapes? Do you like UNCLEAN COMEDY? Congratulations, then you're a sociologist.

"Jew Hands" Ep. 226

July 14, 2018 01:42 - 1 hour - 55.5 MB

Lordy, lordy look who's Jubees! After banishing Pennywise the clown back to his dark ride, Miss Klausner escaped to Europe for an actual, non-expensed, vacation.   As such, we will cover fairy tales, theme park foods, pizza lovers, and what exactly killed Duke, the Bush's Baked Beans dog. Some opinions you can keep to yourself dad, but tell your bullies how much you love episode 226!

"Chaotic Tumescence" Ep. 225

June 28, 2018 21:27 - 1 hour - 70 MB

Jubees has made a big list of her favorite musicals (which AREN'T in order) because look around, what the fuck else is there to do? Then we discuss documentaries about wonderful people (and also Marlon Brando), some thoughts about DJ Khaled and ice cream, and a giant fuck you to the American healthcare system for everyone but cats.   Whatever you do, don't put a Pepsi on your erection.

"Mumps High" Ep. 224

June 14, 2018 23:12 - 1 hour - 74.6 MB

"BUY YOURSELF A HIGHLIGHT MAGAZINE!" – Goofus, Gallant, and Jubees   This week Julie has a certain anti-vaxx goth lady to roast – and how! On a similar note, where are all the smart people? Why cannot we keep them around?   There's also some horrible pedophiles, Jerry Springer's money pile, and some thoughts on why the Tonys should be on PBS.   As a final note: Bake cakes for gay people you fucking losers. Enjoy episode 224!

"Kenny Contour" Ep. 223

May 25, 2018 01:27 - 36 minutes - 33.3 MB

THERE IS A DRILLING NOISE AND IT WILL NOT STOP. DRILLLLLLL!   This week we discuss having Shabbat dinner at a Wendy's DRILLLLLLL! get a few goth updates DRILLLLLLL! debate home births on Instagram DRILLLLLLL! and see a Branson Beauty. DRILLLLLLL!     Finally, we stop in with a lovesick pal and discover just how he learned to dance and if you can watch him now.   DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Can't Climb Up the Stairs" Ep. 222

May 14, 2018 21:18 - 1 hour - 57.6 MB

Well Jubees has some breaking news for you regarding a several goths (including the world's oldest), DJ Khaled's inability to freestyle a taco, and the dark twisted history of Goofus and Gallant.   Will we have time for a line reading from Marisa Tomei? You bet your ass we will. There is also a very sexy poem about a very good boy. Please, enjoy episode 222 and recycle it to your friends.

"Learning Audiences" Ep. 221

May 04, 2018 05:18 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MB

Pick up your phone, a beautiful redhead has THINGS TO SAY.   First we need to talk about dangerous nonsense like 90s gender dynamics, Jilly Juice, Charles Manson, and the musical Frozen.   Then we're going through Cool Dog Gear, the Murphy Brown reboot, and an excellent idea I had at my doctor's office.   Don't worry, there will be time for Garry Shandling sex dreams!!!

"Basically Air" Ep. 220

April 19, 2018 20:30 - 53 minutes - 48.8 MB

Stop pulling that antenna off that car and get over here, there's a new How Was Your Week! Julie is fresh from glamorous LA where she had been seen hobnobbing with Ted, the dirty teddy bear, and every single Minion. Don't worry there's also some very stupid dogs, Jesus, and Rojo Caliente. See you in the recording studio for Over the Hedge!

"Three Gay Birds" Ep. 219

March 06, 2018 05:22 - 1 hour - 66.3 MB

Ooohhh, I love the pods and the pods love me!   Hello to you and welcome to this week's discussion of Oscar films, lead paint, and Victor Mature.   There is also a bit of sex, a dab of polka, and some musings on the personalities of hounds and their owners.   You're the pudding mix in my salad, Twisty!

"Consider the Mollusk" Ep. 218

February 24, 2018 20:07 - 1 hour - 61 MB

Hello my little horse chestnuts, 'tis I, the queens of whole foods (not the store).   This week we have an emotional journey through a dog's magnificent and necessary birthday party, my potential allergies, Anthony Weiner, and a cake that aspires to be more famous than Rihanna.   Slide into this baby like a bare foot into an Ugg boot!

"The Burlington Mouse" Ep. 217

February 14, 2018 21:28 - 53 minutes - 60.8 MB

Is that a death mask you're wearing or did you just get some micro-blading done? Either way, it looks scabby!   Miss Julie has returned to you and boy does she has some piping hot takes on Valentine's Day, human torture, and RuPaul's Drag Race! Does she have one on Star Wars? Yes, the old one because of Carrie Fisher and no other one.   There is also a very busy mouse you're going to have to deal with and that's just the way it is, pal.

"A Ramekin Full of Lye" Ep. 216

September 12, 2017 15:03 - 43 minutes - 50.2 MB

Guess who it is! A globetrotting Jubee with tales of dudes and foods. Only one of those was worth the airfare to Yurope, can you guess which?   Plus: We dissect the plot of Rosemary’s Baby... also full of disappointing men!   It’s okay, Jimmy learned some new opera skillz – which is the main thing. Stick around for episode 216 and watch Difficult People on Hulu, ya dopes!

"A Bell Tolling" Ep. 215

July 24, 2017 14:00 - 44 minutes - 61.5 MB

JUBEES BEAT HITLER! WE'RE BACK!   This week, while other cats want to fly, fold, and make bouquets, Jimmy wants to brandish his knife.   Meanwhile, we discuss David Lynch, German hotel managers, the goyim, and the 7 deadly sins (such as bird dancing, water parks, and chewing gum).   You are not dying. Watch Watch Difficult People season 3!

"Something My Body is Doing" Ep. 214

August 01, 2016 20:14 - 56 minutes - 51.8 MB

Gather round and hear the tale (or should we say TAIL) of Julie's recent emotional reckoning with the musical Cats (and also real cats)!   Then we'll deal with the cavalcade of stars at the DNC, this Pikachu character, and Margot Robbie – who is NOT basic anymore, as the posters for her new movie are aggressively telling us.   Can you wear a white suit if you're not Steve Martin in the 70's? You'll find out in episode 214.

"Where's That Ouija Board?" Ep. 213

July 25, 2016 04:12 - 1 hour - 73.5 MB

Well, we've got what you've been waiting for: JULIE DISSECTS THE 1990 EROTIC DRAMA WHITE PALACE! Also, Brian De Palma has some thoughts! What are you waiting for, a split screen? Cher's the best, but episode 213 is pretty great too! More desserts? I'll pray for you.

"Like Your Bodies Are On Fire" Ep. 212

June 21, 2016 05:56 - 1 hour - 64.6 MB

Hello there, How-Was-Your-Weeklies! Guess who's back? It's your pal Julie reporting live from the streets of New York Cit-ay.   Here's some things we need to discuss: Daddy issues, The OJ Simpson doc, The Tony's, and the patriotism of jury duty.   Are you a bodega cat? We love your work. Are you a bodega cat owner? Doubly so.   Also: Be sure to take notes on everything that is clarified in part one before part two, it is crucial information.

"I'm Your Neighbor" Ep. 211

May 29, 2016 17:46 - 1 hour - 73.4 MB

Julie found an Israel that isn't controversial, AT ALL!!!   In other news: Her neighbor is weirded out, she saw some amazing docs about an assortments of great characters (and Jeremy Scott is NOT one of them).   We find the exact recipe for a raising a good comedian, so be careful with that.   Julie also has some thoughts about which podcasts are good... keeping in mind this one is the best.   Why is there a glove? If you're a politician, you're about to find out!

"You've Got Bubble Tea" Ep. 210

May 14, 2016 04:03 - 2 hours - 115 MB

Hey there, podcast loyalists! Julie saw the American Psycho musical (almost) 4 times, so you know what that means...   After a discussion of how it was great/why you shouldn't slice up ladies, we've got some thoughts on who understood the theme of the Met Gala. Double the carnage!   Are you a cartoon? Yes. Do you know how to correctly eat your hat? Probably not.   Look out Wendi & Jerry! It's Michael Stipe's beard AND IT'S GOT ZIKA!   A special note before we close out for th...

"Pleased As Punch" Ep. 209

November 06, 2015 17:07 - 1 hour - 56.5 MB

Hello fellow podcast lovers, this week we discuss the 666 continuing reasons that P***** P******* is a scourge on this earth.   THEN! We'll breakdown American Horror Story and the equally terrifying and humorous fleece at REI.   Donna Karan has some thoughts about 9/11 and body suits, if you can handle it.   All of this and we've all lost 40lbs. Unless that invokes the patriarchy or something TAWDRY.   Don't be your own Eugene Landy!

"The Kevin Show" Ep. 208

October 17, 2015 14:51 - 57 minutes - 53 MB

Hello pals! James, are you reading this? How does it feel to be a garbage monster from theater hell, James? Anyway there’s HamilTONS to discuss before it’s time for the annual “Oh, American Horror Story is a big expensive mess.” The hits just keep on coming, as we discuss a date I went on with a man who skipped the flowers in lieu of a bouquet of opinions on women and comedy. Then there’s some documentaries and cocaine we need to plow through before we bring it on home. Spooky boo! 

“Your Loser Shorts” Ep. 207

September 04, 2015 23:38 - 1 hour - 79.5 MB

A much less beloved jew may or may not be living in my building! GAAAAH!   Anyway this week we talk about my blood sugar, defensive writers, cats, Cats: The Musical, Tim Burton, and other pressing topics.   There is also Difficult People commentary for episodes 5 and 6 with none other than Scott King!   Faeries and cogs for each of you. Gadzooks!

"A Smidgen of My Fudge" Ep. 206

August 21, 2015 15:32 - 1 hour - 72.7 MB

Shelley Winters! Fudge! Ben Harper! This week The Fat Jewish steals my bit about not being able to pronounce “Cathy Guisewite." We then discuss two very well documented sets of debates: The Gore Vidal/William F. Buckley Jr. debates of ’68 AND The first Real Housewives of New York reunion episode. All this and two episodes of Difficult People commentary with Scott King? YUP.