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How To Not Comedy

159 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 days ago -

Hosts Ethan Bentley and Mitch Coyne interview Australian comedians, up and coming open mic miscreants and other weirdos. We all need another podcast of men talking shop about comedy and here it is. Check it out! It's probably not the best thing you'll ever listen to, but hey it can't be the worst right?

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Episodes

155: HTNC: #155 - Shower Chair

April 19, 2024 05:38 - 1 hour - 55.5 MB

Eddy Rockefeller on the pod this week. Talking that comedy shit as usual. Mitch goes off on his conspiracies as usual. Give it a listen and... Enjoy!

154: HTNC: #154 - We Got Cancelled

April 16, 2024 05:57 - 58 minutes - 53.5 MB

Adam Ronan on the pod this week. Ethan's been threatened to be sued for defamation and still owes Mitch a 6 pack of Stone and Wood. Mitch tells some stories about disabled people from high school. Enjoy!

153: HTNC: #152 - AI Fuckbots

March 23, 2024 02:40 - 1 hour - 58.9 MB

Lauryn Lawrence on the pod this week. Loz did an AI debate at the comedy club and absolutely crushed it. Winning the argument for her team. The recording of it had no audience mic though so it sounds like she was bombing. Hilarious. Enjoy.

153: HTNC: #153 - AI Fuckbots

March 23, 2024 02:40 - 1 hour - 58.9 MB

Lauryn Lawrence on the pod this week. Loz did an AI debate at the comedy club and absolutely crushed it. Winning the argument for her team. The recording of it had no audience mic though so it sounds like she was bombing. Hilarious. Enjoy.

152: HTNC: #152 - Bus Wank

March 17, 2024 02:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MB

Kurt Sterling on the pod....weeks ago. We're terrible at uploading on time. Talking about festival shows, self deprecating without getting pitied by a crowd. Trying to grow on social media. Enjoy!

151: HTNC: #151 - Comedy Deaf Jam

February 24, 2024 00:56 - 1 hour - 61.3 MB

Comedian and now deaf comedian Angus McLeod on the pod. Chatting about doing comedy, becoming deaf. Does getting hit by a car makes you better at comedy? Find out in this episode. Enjoy!

150: HTNC: #150 - Invasive Species

January 24, 2024 05:28 - 1 hour - 61.1 MB

This weeks pod with a legend in jiu jitsu and comedy the great Bobby Sandhu. Rogan was unavailable. Enjoy.

149: HTNC: #149 - Parenting Tips with Steve Lerch

January 14, 2024 05:51 - 1 hour - 62.8 MB

This is a wild episode that probably should have never been released. So here it is. Enjoy!

148: HTNC: #148 - Paid In Exposure

December 16, 2023 01:45 - 1 hour - 60.6 MB

Lovely positive time with Joel Pearse on the pod this week, we trash talk rooms runners who act shitty. Positive vibes only. Enjoy!

147: HTNC: #147 - Fwah Grahs

December 03, 2023 01:20 - 1 hour - 68.8 MB

Broden Shearer on the pod this week nice and hungover. Ethan's upset about his Sydney bomb and Movember bomb and has a whinge. We breakdown what happened at the Movember gig. We run outta steam and start doing down syndrome impressions. Enjoy!

146: HTNC: #146 - The Ori' Stories

November 23, 2023 03:22 - 1 hour - 73.5 MB

Steve White on the pod this week. Talking about some of the old stories from a hell gig known as the Oriental Hotel once upon a time in Newcastle. Mitch gets into his mishaps in the military. Ethan has a dumb idea of how to promote videos online. Enjoy!

145: HTNC: #144 - Fried Full Moon Party

November 11, 2023 06:16 - 1 hour - 56.9 MB

Mitch Fry on the pod this week. Good story about losing his passport in Bangkok. Roast Battles and bombing. Give it a listen. Or not. Enjoy!

145: HTNC: #145 - Fried Full Moon Party

November 11, 2023 06:16 - 1 hour - 56.9 MB

Mitch Fry on the pod this week. Good story about losing his passport in Bangkok. Roast Battles and bombing. Give it a listen. Or not. Enjoy!

144: HTNC: #144 - Heavy Shits

November 05, 2023 05:03 - 58 minutes - 53.4 MB

Ben McLennan on this week. Ben almost shits himself at work, makes fun of a fat sheila in the crowd and feels bad about it. Ethan bombs opening for Akmal and gets a photo of what could be his skidmarks in the toilet bowl. Then does a pride gig and bombs again. Another great week of comedy. Enjoy!

143: HTNC: #143 - Racist Carpet Cleaner

October 31, 2023 06:04 - 1 hour - 63.9 MB

Joined this week by Elliot Stewart and Luke Dillon on the pod. Mitch is having nightmares because he quit smoking bongs. Pornhub has added an are you 18 button. Really covering the big topics as usual. Enjoy!

142: HTNC: #142 - Show Us Your Bits

October 21, 2023 00:36 - 1 hour - 62 MB

Eddy Rockefeller on the pod this week to do a debrief on the first run of Show Us Your Bits comedy talent show. Enjoy!

141: HTNC: #141 - The Core

October 07, 2023 04:58 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MB

Chris Martin on the pod this week. Talkin about trying to get booked. Ethan's preparing his roast jokes and Chris has a funny story about monologues in the car. Enjoy!

140: HTNC: #140 - I'm Not A Salmon

September 30, 2023 06:24 - 1 hour - 74 MB

The elusive Bobby Sandhu finally on the pod this week after chasing him to come on for weeks! We talk some shit about comedy and Bobby's trip over to America doing comedy and Jiu Jitsu and getting stuck at immigration. Enjoy! PS: Bobby joins in around 23 mins in cause the fucker was late if you wanna skip our bullshit at the start. Love yas.

139: HTNC: #139 - Eugene

September 23, 2023 05:51 - 1 hour - 86.4 MB

James Connors on the pod this week. Keeping the ship afloat at Newcastle Comedy Club. Dealing with absolute madmen. Enjoy!

138: HTNC: #138 - Stop Bangin My Wife!

September 08, 2023 22:07 - 1 hour - 71.5 MB

Christian Elderfield on the pod. Mad stories about swinging and renting his room out to a cam girl. Enjoy!

137: HTNC: #137 - Prime Minister Chinesey

September 02, 2023 00:15 - 1 hour - 66 MB

Joel Pearse on the pod this week. Joel performed clean comedy at an Indian birthday in the middle of nowhere and it went well! We breakdown the freemasons. Walking people with down syndrome and what would happen if we had a Chinese Prime Minister.

136: HTNC: #136 - A Pukey $2 Coin

August 26, 2023 04:31 - 1 hour - 81.2 MB

Matty B and Broden Shearer on the pod. Post Matty's solo show at the Newcastle Comedy Club. Matty debates picking up a $2 coin he saw in a pile of spew.  Who is more mentally unhinged in comedy, men or women? Find out the answer this week.

135: HTNC: #135 - Pidgeon For My Snake

August 20, 2023 02:03 - 1 hour - 76.1 MB

Liam Callen on the pod this week to talk a bit of comedy! Some fun stories, including a train ride home from doing open mics in Sydney. Talking shit on festivals and getting complaints from a show in Rutherford. Get on board.

134: HTNC: #134 - A Fish Called Kramer

August 13, 2023 05:48 - 1 hour - 69.6 MB

Sam Tallent could not make it to Newcastle in time for the pod, probably for the best. Mitch goes on a wild story about Micheal Richards killing a man with a steamroller from a John Cleese film. We talk about the Bradford gig. Some other stuff I wont mention in the description, just give it a listen.

133: HTNC: #133 - Head-Kicking an Alpaca

August 04, 2023 23:46 - 1 hour - 73 MB

Closeted homosexual and aspiring comedian Dave Brooks joins the pod this week to talk about his recent animal and open mic abuse. You'll wanna listen to this one.

132: HTNC: #132 - Boner at Nan's

July 09, 2023 06:58 - 1 hour - 70.1 MB

Luke Dillon on the pod this week. Mitch has bailed on the pod. Terrible movies and terrible people at comedy shows. Pod ends before we get on a watch list. Enjoy!

131: HTNC: #131 - Comedy Blackout

June 30, 2023 01:47 - 1 hour - 72.3 MB

Andrew Hamilton on the pod. We had a blackout at the comedy club and the show ran ahead on battery lights and a blue-tooth speaker. Hammo talks about his time spent in jail for selling mushrooms. Getting rehab via comedy and moving on from only doing jail material. Enjoy!

130: HTNC: #130 - Hotbox That Nutsack

June 23, 2023 05:12 - 1 hour - 56.3 MB

Kyle Legacy and Marty Bright join the pod this week for some riffs before Kyles solo show at the comedy club. Some good laughs in this one get around it. Enjoy!

129: HTNC: #129 - Inside Baseball

June 09, 2023 08:45 - 1 hour - 86.5 MB

Nick Capper on the pod this week! Like every other episode we talk shit about comedy. Enjoy!

128: HTNC: #128 - Undercover Alcoholic

May 27, 2023 06:51 - 1 hour - 66.9 MB

Eddy Rockefeller on the pod this week! Mitch's work finds out he does comedy. Eddy's work finds out she loves to drink. Guess who came out better off? Give it a listen and find out!

127: HTNC: #127 - Punching Down at the Pub

May 21, 2023 03:09 - 1 hour - 61.8 MB

Adam Ronan on the pod this week. We talk about bashing the disabled and terrible Dubbo gigs. Mitch struggles to get words out after punching too many cones on the weekend. Enjoy!

126: HTNC: #126 - El Fagatino

May 12, 2023 06:51 - 1 hour - 60.3 MB

Joel Pearse and Ben McLennan on this week. Bringing the heat to a previous guest who prematurely cancelled himself. Enjoy!

125: HTNC: #125 - No Holes Barred

April 29, 2023 02:23 - 1 hour - 60.2 MB

Marc Beattie returns to dip his toes in some comedy related bs. Probably should have kept renovating the house he's working on instead of talking absolute crap with us. Mitch plugs his 420 show but this episodes out late so that was a waste of time. Enjoy!

124: HTNC: #124 - Semi Accurate History

April 15, 2023 06:53 - 1 hour - 78.1 MB

Luke Dillon on this week. Getting thoughts of jumping off something high. Are Aliens real? Doin ice baths like a bunch of idiots. Lots of random topics in this one. Get into it.

123: HTNC: #123 - Edited By Cowards

April 05, 2023 01:34 - 1 hour - 92.4 MB

This weeks guests comedian Maddy Weinstein gets unwillingly recruited to talk about lawn mowers. Plus two men of little substance, technically comedians I guess. The boys from The Sunday Service Podcast join us on our turf to settle the feud. Nothing was settled. These boys are still cowards. We talk about Italians trying to fuck Ethan's girlfriend. Mitch does a backyard gig where the MC who is not a comic wants reparations for colonization. Mitch invents a new slur. Mark Latham says some c...

122: HTNC: #122 - Train Wrecked

April 01, 2023 02:44 - 59 minutes - 54.3 MB

Mitch Pulley joins us this week to talk about droppin tabs at the cricket. Pud gets angry at a CPR instructor. Enjoy!

121: HTNC: #121 - Magical Slurs

March 26, 2023 23:24 - 1 hour - 85.1 MB

Juni Vee on this week. Ethan talks about MCing a fringe show outside to a bunch of kids. Drunk hecklers at open mics as usual. Mitch talks about his wife almost getting him into fights and wanting to be gay again. Enjoy!

120: HTNC: #120 - You Can Get Sucked Too

March 17, 2023 08:33 - 1 hour - 71.1 MB

Ben McLennan on this weeks pod. Ben gets in big trouble with some punters at an open mic. Ethan thinks he upset Ben about getting on a gig, but was just lazy checking messages so he didn't get booked. We hang shit on the second worst podcast in Newcastle, The Sunday Service. Enjoy!

118: HTNC: #118 - A Display of Autism

March 09, 2023 03:51 - 1 hour - 61.4 MB

James and Maddy on this week. James shares a valuable lesson about not engaging with hens parties at a comedy show. Maddy tries not to disassociate while they sperg out about Kim Jong Un and other autistic topics. Enjoy!

117: HTNC: #117 - Fans of Casual Racism

March 03, 2023 07:25 - 1 hour - 61.4 MB

Navin Dev on the pod this week. We chat about him moving over to Australia and living in Townsville, doing RAW and Ethan looking like a cancer patient. Enjoy!

116: HTNC: #116 - Phone Sex

February 19, 2023 05:04 - 1 hour - 61.4 MB

Rodney Owen on the podcast this week! Getting heckled and getting too drunk to fuck. Fun times. Enjoy!

115: HTNC: #115 - Nothing to Cancel Here

February 11, 2023 08:12 - 1 hour - 60.7 MB

Eddy and Broden on this week. Mitch is having a holiday. By holiday we mean he's on the bongs in South West Rocks. So Broden is the co-host. He says some crazy shit and we make fun of him, business as usual. Enjoy!

114: HTNC: #114 - Weed a Book

February 05, 2023 03:47 - 1 hour - 71.9 MB

Brooke and Maddy join us this week. Tiktoks, Trout Lady, Nerds and Ivan Milat. We're covering all bases. Enjoy!

113: HTNC: #113 - Dogs

January 29, 2023 00:33 - 1 hour - 76.2 MB

Taylor Coughtrie joins us this week. Pitbulls, people getting offended at jokes, negligent driving and kids fighting. Good episode give it a go. Enjoy!

112: HTNC: #112 - Too Much Information

January 26, 2023 09:33 - 1 hour - 73.9 MB

The free spirit that is Zoe joins us this week after MCing for Ethan at the Stag and Hunter. Lotta sex talk. Someone repairing a door in the background. Enjoy!

111: HTNC: #111 - Party Cast

December 28, 2022 11:50 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MB

It's that time of the year. Time to get fucked up. Time to say some regretful things and record them to look back and feel bad about later. Enjoy!

110: HTNC: #110 - Dog Fights and Suicide

December 06, 2022 01:43 - 1 hour - 73.4 MB

Luke Dillon on the pod many weeks ago before Ethan fucked off to Europe to make sure his gf didn't bang anyone and fat chance Mitch was gonna upload this. Enjoy!

109: HTNC: #109 - Pink Eye

October 08, 2022 23:38 - 1 hour - 72.6 MB

Hungover podcast with Adam Ronan bringing the pink eye and high energy this week.

108: HTNC: #108 - Antisimetic

September 25, 2022 04:38 - 1 hour - 58.8 MB

Brady on the pod this week. Absolutely hilarious episode. Enjoy!

107: HTNC: #107 - Two Holes One Guy

September 18, 2022 04:49 - 1 hour - 62.5 MB

Broden makes a return to comedy. He's slightly less shit this time. Mitch has two holes in his dick. Ethan's a cunt as usual. Enjoy!