HOUR OF THE BARBARIAN
24 episodes - English - Latest episode: 11 months ago - ★★★★★ - 70 ratingsThe lifestyle show for all things savage... fine ales, extreme music, hunting, gathering, tour stories. Hosted by Chris Dodge, Phil Vera, and Ryan Harkins.
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Episodes
0631: "One for my chicken, One for my balls"
May 23, 2023 00:45 - 1 hour - 108 MBOn this CSFW (Completely Safe For Work) edition of HOTB, we tackle more highbrow discourse along the lines of bad toupee tales, reasons Hell actually sucks, The Cleveland-Pittsburgh War of 1984: The Yinzer Years, body shaming Iggy Pop, Ryan’s hash smoking tutorial, blindfolded vintage floor tasting with Dodgy Shithead, racist riffs, scoring 50p in a single beg, Backne, cold IPAs, New Doom, being in a state of Groef, reimagining Old Grover’s logo, the keys to the Lamborghini, Phil & His Oppre...
0630: “Skank away all my problems”
May 10, 2023 00:02 - 1 hour - 87.5 MBAnd on this week’s episode, the boys engage in highly intellectual discourse regarding shower toads, favorite Fireside Chat shows, fantasy troll metal, the power violence canoe, Guy Collider, The Porno Grind Museum vs. The Gore Grind Museum, incorrectly drinking the cream of Mother Earth, Glenn Miller’s exclusion from The Hall Of Brass, pouring hard, the woman hole, Arizona: California’s Backpack, 12 year olds and Pizza Rolls, Dodgy Shithead, The Daily Bleaurgh gazette, the Skank Room, dog ...
0506: "Let's Be Careful Out There"
October 31, 2020 14:52 - 1 hour - 117 MBThe October surprise! Our latest podcast for the Year 30 featuring fireside chats about our favorite old diseases, unhairs, Rambo's trail of glitter and slobber, not being in our prime, a box of crickets, Fat Dodge, the Weekly Browns Report, G. Frey, split memoirs with Agathocles, Dirk's Terror Tavern, the HOTB T-shirt/cumrag threadcount, Pizza Face Brewery, Hate Vern, love for Primitive Man & Floaters, being Trump's racism think tank, and of course... fucking Cop Rock! Brews courtesy of E...
0505: "Quarantine Nut Dippin List"
August 29, 2020 16:46 - 1 hour - 87.9 MBThe vintage episode we sat on thinking it would get better with age, filled with our usual high-brow academic dissertations on matters of great significance like Michael Jordan's Hitler mustache, resting your balls on every surface of your home, Top 5 PCP stories, cushion fucking, canceled Spazz reunion, Binaca, disregarding Blake, Iron Michael, Top 5 Stories Being Mexican, garbage fucking to Doom, Affliction gear & hair plugs.
0504: "The Yeast Beast"
January 11, 2020 16:49 - 1 hour - 136 MBSpecial guest barbarian Jeremy Raub from Eagle Rock Brewery! ERB's 10th Anniversary Bash - Jan 18th, hot dog water IPAs, bong water IPAs, Beer For Ryan, JR and the Dumpers, shooting arrows into a day care center, sellouts, humulus lupulus, the rich New Belgium waitress, black loggers, history lessons by Municipal Waste, the Cosmic Eye You're Cut Off collab beer, cheating on Pepe's, Alter Bridge cutting in line, rodeo nazis, weed logic, humping hump meat, our first ticket giveaway, lots of b...
0503: "Ask For Rambo Dollars"
November 09, 2019 14:45 - 1 hour - 122 MBThe Punisher Window, De Natte Gijt, Slayer's pizza review on Yelp, Trve Brewing, Trappist Euro & UK outing, Mike Hess, Mike Ness, Glemm Danzig, Bob Zombie, goat marriage, Masters of Impression and Illusion, Wayfinder Beer, Top 5... Go!, crusty English creatures, golfing with Mario Lopez, wrestling Frank Stallone, when old Italian guys go on tour, Andrew "Grapefruit" Solis, David Lee Armstrong, the Chunnel, Bibleman...
0502: "Good Day Mr. Riblets!"
June 19, 2019 23:21 - 2 hours - 153 MBThrash Zone Yokohama, Trappist Japan tour, horse meat, Minoh Beer, Squirts franchise opportunities, monkey egg custard, underage bats, symphonic creature metal, Dark Funeral signing Riblets, Daryl Gates’ in-store, Madness badges in the middle of our merch table, Lesto’s death in Game Of Thrones, off-barf green, Bar Hokage: Osaka Q-Bert club, Jackson Pollock jokes, Ise like a Sunday morning, Myserious the Spellcaster, Shiggy The Human Slurpee Machine, Barrier Brewing, Modern Times, That’s So ...
0501: "Six Pack Of Freedom"
May 03, 2019 16:22 - 1 hour - 124 MBWake Brewing, pixelated monkey dicks, Japanese death matches, the piano falling on Ryan's head, Encaffeinated, GOADs, brewing the Swignorant beer with Eagle Rock Brewery, pFriem, pFhil, GI Joe PSAs, Good Secrets Bad Secrets, Ryan's road rage, freedom rock, no Gism, horse cock body pillow, "Veiny & Loose"...
0500: “Yah Mo B Dead”
February 12, 2019 15:27 - 1 hour - 126 MBEpisode 500 Extravaganza - Sponsored by Heavy Seas Beer! Deep, introspective discussions on topics of global concern, including stingray porn, Crossed Out shampoo, your Ramones shirt from Target, Yahweh, the Danzig knockout, Pro Mags, Burzum Buddies, kicking Pig Destroyer out of Decibel, Suckerpunch, The Great Sitcom In The Sky, getting softpawed by Ryan Butler’s dog, #itshouldhavebeentrappist, Topol, and the latest inspirational speeches from three proven leaders in world omnipreneurship.
0187: "Mornin' Mr. Sebadoh"
December 21, 2018 08:20 - 1 hour - 137 MBBarbaric babbling and boundless banal boobery from beer imbibing buffoons.
0186: "Why So Glum?"
October 18, 2018 02:52 - 1 hour - 119 MBBarbaric babble about the kids at Dogfish Head, pushing a nerd into the bushes, Six Degrees Of Dave Witte, the wizard sleeve burger, Fozzie Smozzbourne, the Maker's Mark owner's hooch, enthralling lights, Railed, drinking the spit cup, The Snooty Waitor, the farm to stage band, The Scuttlin' Brothers, weird beard, wooden buttons yeah, Trappist, Ron Palillo, a flat baby arm, Fred Mumford, muffin talk, and a symposium of savage soliloquies!
0185: "Set! Set! Certs! Handy!"
August 17, 2018 14:21 - 1 hour - 131 MBSavage discussions about Ryan's boob job, Wayfinder Beer, the Song Bag, the Schneider seance, Relapse, meteorological Oi!, dive bar frog legs, not interrupting Ryan, Famous Anus, Trappist "Ancient Brewing Tactics" album, Seattle beers, Lixx Array, the Neurosis Endurance Test, drinking with Red Fang, Vinnie Capistrano, Hair Of The Dog, tales from 90s public access TV, and endless barbaric barbarosity!
0184: "Kites Are Fun!"
June 19, 2018 03:49 - 1 hour - 99.5 MBSavage insights into the Arby's in Tommy Lee's house, El Segundo Brewing, gymnastics themed D-beat, licking animal asses, Sunn-oh, Joey Chestnut, the real life Bong Ripping Chimp, The Six Most Metal Breweries, sizeist music fans, the Trappist band collaboration with Wayfinder Beer, the deleted hooker story, and a generous heapin' helpin' of barbaric barbarity!
0183.5: "We're The Dandy Highwaymen"
May 29, 2018 13:13 - 1 hour - 109 MBNew and improved barbaric tomfoolery about real-life Sparkle, chicken vs. squid, The Stroke, Trappist, Municipal Waste, the dirty Elmo, the Cosby Nazi, the Student Morgue, 3 Floyds, Cigar City, Toppling Goliath, the return of Moshburn, earning a Motorboating badge, and a healthy soupçon of savagery!
0182: "Now with Extra Sparkle!"
March 26, 2018 14:08 - 1 hour - 111 MBThe old lady stalker, the Xocoveza controversy, Jerry Springer & the Confuse flexi, nerding out on Kerry King, the little kid in the arcade, earthworm burgers, the Agathocles / Sha Na Na split, the Woolworth's malted, and Tina Yothers.
0181: "Sorry, Graham..."
February 21, 2018 07:04 - 1 hour - 129 MBFierce tales of Harvey Weinstein's folds, Billy Dee Williams' Colt 45 fortune, Iron Reagan & Despise You tour, wrestling with Crom, Gus' dried chicken, first Trappist show in LA, being ripped off by CNN, personally bumming out Ron Asheton from The Stooges, early tales of Slap A Ham Records, Michael McDonald's warm cup of cocoa by the fire, a cappella renditions of your favorite classics, and the most barbaric savagery this side of The Pond.
0180: “Kirkland Signature Caskets”
November 22, 2017 13:59 - 1 hour - 123 MBJust get a malted and some apple pie, and fuggin' listen, Toots.
0179: “The Episode After The Lost Episode”
October 25, 2017 05:23 - 2 hours - 172 MBSpecial guest: Carlos Vera - Phil’s Dad! Ghost stories, the Power Violence Project documentary, savage women, Reno beers – Revision & Great Basin, washed up dudes selling shit, Turn It Around documentary, girl beards, shitty movie theater stories, Crimpshrine’s b.o., SF vs. LA, sleep paralysis, fighting skins, the featherless undead chicken, and the most savage savagery to date!
0177: "Bong Ripping Chimp"
September 13, 2017 06:24 - 1 hour - 109 MBBarbaric jaw-jacking about Infest in Tijuana, asshole otters, The Tet Offensive, the bong room, Mexican indie brews, pit failures, escaping fires, Howard Dean, marbled monkey meat, middle aged creeps at hardcore shows, Burgess Meredith, and assorted savagery unfit for human ears.
0176: "Nu Metal Jacket - Part 2"
August 29, 2017 07:50 - 1 hour - 85.3 MBBrutal discussions about the disappointment of bread pudding, running from Dee Snider, Grill Em All, more shitty nu-metal covers, showin' nuts, The French, big beer vs. indie beer blind tastings, the reality behind a Food Network reality show, a 17 year old vomiting on my back, Dave Witte, and a heapin' helpin' of endless savagery.
0175: "Nu Metal Jacket - Part 1"
August 21, 2017 14:37 - 56 minutes - 66 MBBarbaric discussions about cheezy nu metal covers of even cheezier songs, butt scooping, bros crying, knifing great drummers, seeing punk bands at a burger place, big beer vs. indie beer blind taste test, the DUI story, mob stories, and a bounty of continued savagery.
0174: "Nudes On Ice"
August 05, 2017 02:32 - 1 hour - 114 MBSavage dialogue about important topics like Three Weavers Brewing, Vegas punk rock tour stories, mud butt, Lindsey Buckingham, Dystopia, shivering rat voice, dog lipstick, Gene Simmons' meatball sandwich, Gene Simmons' wig, Meat Loaf's meatloaf, casino suicides, artisan farts, church stories, and veritable cornucopia of madcap barbaric barbarism.
0173: "Sharted Alive"
July 17, 2017 05:14 - 1 hour - 95 MBSavage conversations about Eagle Rock Brewery, The Gorilla Mall, spreading meat, Czech hotel safety, Obscene Extreme, confused hipsters, good vs. bad Budweiser, good vs. bad Discharge, morning zoos, dick jokes, why beer podcasts suck, and a plethora of wacky barbarism.
0172: "All Hail Those Who Fail"
July 04, 2017 07:03 - 1 hour - 82.5 MBSavage discussions about high ABV beer, sobriety, non-sobriety, Crom tour, Crom documentary, overseas McDonalds, Spazz, Infest, power violence, Grill Em All, one-man-porno-grind, and miscellaneous barbaric debauchery