HOT DRANKS
196 episodes - English - Latest episode: 15 days ago - ★★★★★ - 125 ratingsJoin Latter Day Twaint & Jack Coffee as they discuss Mormonism, Utah, republicans, single-parenting, sex, depression, and other stuff. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll want to tell all your non-Mormon friends.
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8.3. Top 5 Things We Hope Sister Dennees speaks on next.
April 09, 2024 03:37 - 1 hour - 63.9 MBWe’ve truly been so lucky to hear what sister Dennis thinks about women’s power in the church and we can’t wait to hear what she has next. Here are our top five hopes.
8.2. Top 5 People We Hope Not to See in Our Ward in Hell
April 02, 2024 04:12 - 1 hour - 64 MBSo Mormonism is true, allegedly. /9 that means when sinner go to hell (like us) they’ll have a ward. And these are the people we hope are not there.
8.1. We’re solving transphobia
March 26, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 74.3 MBListen. We’re not experts. But we’re concerned cis people. So here is our attempt to support our trans community
7.3. Fudge College, Mormons
March 19, 2024 04:51 - 1 hour - 84.4 MBThe Mormons are up to some business. We’re not OK.
Top 5 Things We Woulda Done if We Hadn’t Lost That Damn Hour
March 12, 2024 03:08 - 1 hour - 70.5 MBWe’re in the daylight savings hangover over here. We had so many plans and then we lost that hour
Welcome to Season 7!!!
March 06, 2024 22:57 - 1 hour - 84 MBIt’s season seven and we’re all new! We’ve got the intro music at a different spot! Remember last week when we told you your husband was gay? Well if that made you anxious we’re here this week with the top five bits of advice.
6.21. Top Five Ways to Know Your in a Mixed Orientation Marriage (MOM)
February 27, 2024 04:31 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBie top five signs you’re a straight lady married to a gay man.
Top 5 People Upon Whom We Imprinted Sexually as a Youth (Youth meaning anytime before 1999)
February 20, 2024 05:10 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBI mean, that’s basically it. It’s been 42 days since our last episode.
6.19. Top 5 Ins and Outs of 2024
January 09, 2024 06:11 - 1 hour - 74.6 MBIt’s the new year. And here’s the top 5 things we think are in and out (we sort of understood the assignment differently.)
6.18. Top Five Carols with updated meanings
December 15, 2023 06:14 - 1 hour - 64.9 MBHey, listen it’s the top five ways we would change the names of Christmas songs sometimes by one word or sometimes by more but really make them feel more relevant. The rules weren’t really super clear.
6.17. Top 5 People You’d Find at Out Post Apocalyptic Compound
November 26, 2023 02:47 - 1 hour - 72.3 MBThe world ended. Trump is president. Biden is president. It’s World War III. We don’t know. But here are the top five people you would find at our post apocalyptic compound.
6.16. Top 5 Gay/ Straight Icons
October 14, 2023 04:52 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBI just want to say from the get that I’m sorry about this episode.
6.15. WERE BACK
October 02, 2023 05:05 - 1 hour - 75.9 MBIf you thought you’d never hear from us again you owe us $15.
6.14. Top 5 Beige Flags
August 05, 2023 04:46 - 1 hour - 69.4 MBI bet you thought you’d never see another episode! Nope! We’re here! And we’re telling your our beige flags. The things about us that are a bit weird but not totally red flags.
6.13. Well I’ll tell you what, it’s a top five something!!
July 11, 2023 04:12 - 1 hour - 64 MBIt’s something about a grilled cheese. Or a hug. I don’t know.
6. 12. The top 5 bagels and horrors
June 30, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 73.1 MBWe all know life is great because there are bagels. But there are also horrors. These are our top 5.
6.11. Top 5 Things That Are Our Business
June 15, 2023 03:32 - 1 hour - 69.4 MBListen. This is my business.
6.10. Top Five Things That Are NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
May 30, 2023 04:55 - 1 hour - 68.2 MBListen. We can talk about them if you want. But this stuff is none of my business.
6.9. Top 5 Things We Want You To Do AS SOON as you leave the church.
May 01, 2023 04:13 - 1 hour - 68.3 MBWe have some suggestions
6.8. Dueling Top 5
April 01, 2023 03:48 - 1 hour - 61.4 MBWe couldn’t decide on a top 5 because Cjane suggested two great topics so there are two.
6.7. B!tch@s be talkin’
March 19, 2023 04:55 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MBListen, there’s no theme. There’s no top five. This is just bitches be talking. Twaint: “OnInstagram I’m gonna say no top-five just love.”
6.6. Top Five Things We Can Say That Will Make the Other One Uncomfortable
March 09, 2023 05:52 - 1 hour - 64.6 MBGet ready to squirm and learn the definition of “tumescent.”
6.5. Top 5 People Who Did the Thing
February 24, 2023 06:25 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBViola Davis? Your woman king? Here are 5 other people who did the thing.
Top 5 People Who Make Us Horny But Who Are Not Conventionally Attractive (like Pedro Pascal.)
February 08, 2023 04:09 - 1 hour - 67.5 MBYou know how Pedro Pascal is ugly but also he can any day any time? Here are 10 more people who fit that mold.
6.3. Top Five PO Boxes in Boston, MA
January 21, 2023 04:43 - 49 minutes - 46 MBWe love a good self-addressed stamped envelope sent to Boston Massachusetts. And these are our top five PO boxes to send it to.
6.2. Top 5 Side Hustles Were Gonna Pursue in 2023
January 13, 2023 04:58 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBBottom line, we’re poor. So we’re gonna be hustling to pay the bills.
6.1. SPOILERS Top 5 things about M3GAN that made us more queer.
January 07, 2023 05:33 - 58 minutes - 54.5 MBListen. If you haven’t seen M3GAN, we spoil it in this episode, but we talk about the moments that made us more queer so don’t listen to this until you’ve seen M3GAN or if you don’t care about spoilers.
5.20. Top Five Predictions for 2023
December 30, 2022 04:13 - 1 hour - 59.8 MBIt’s a new year. And new predictions for what we want? Are Scared of? Hope for? Also we just decided this is the SEASON FINALE even thought we don’t mention that during the episode.
5.19 Top 5 Gifts We Want To Receive
December 24, 2022 22:44 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBIt’s here. The episode to listen to while your driving to your Mormon Dad’s house where your racist Uncle is going to say something about pronouns and the Woke Mob.
5.18. Top Five Weirdest Things About Being 13
December 14, 2022 02:54 - 1 hour - 78.8 MBAs Brother Coffee’s explores his childhood with his therapist, we venture back and remember what was weird about being 13.
5.17. We’re drunk and we’re thankful
November 25, 2022 00:01 - 44 minutes - 40.9 MBIt’s the top five things were grateful for a while we’re drinking alcohol. So it’s not like our kids or our Lord and Savior Jesus. It’s things that we feel happy about while we’re drinking wine another alcohol.
5.16 Top 5 Things the Mormons Got Wrong
November 12, 2022 06:19 - 1 hour - 67 MBListen, there are 1 million of these. But we wanted to highlight the top five that seems so insane to us now.
5.15. Top Five Shows We Want Rebooted With Overt Queer Overtones
October 18, 2022 03:51 - 59 minutes - 55 MBHave you seen the new Interview with a Vampire? The reboot of A League of Their Own? More shows from our childhood with queer folks!!
5.14. Top Five Tattoos Mormons Gonna Get
October 02, 2022 04:32 - 1 hour - 56.6 MBDid you hear that Mormons can get tattoos now? Allegedly? Well, here are the top five tattoos Twaint and Coffee think they’re gonna get.
5.13 Top Five Goals for out Spooky/ Slutty Season
September 21, 2022 04:21 - 54 minutes - 50.7 MBOn todays episodes of this podcast that we record each day on a daily schedule, we set some goals. Goals for sluts.
5.12 Top Five Things We’d Yell at BYU Students at a Football Game
September 20, 2022 04:58 - 1 hour - 63.3 MBRemember, when a bunch of people from Oregon yelled at a bunch of people from BYU and the governor of Utah acted like they had declared war? Well, here are some things we would like to yell at Mormons.
5.11. Top 5 Beautiful Truths that you didn’t know until this ‘sode.
August 23, 2022 05:05 - 1 hour - 63.4 MBRemember when we told you the top five truths that were hard to hear? Well, these are the top five beautiful truths you didn’t even know until this ‘sode
5.10 Top Five Reasons You Didn’t Get an Episode Last Week (or Next Week.)
August 07, 2022 04:49 - 1 hour - 60.5 MBYou know how you didn’t get an episode last week or next week? Well this is why
5.14 Our Top Five Favorite Hot Dranks Moments
July 09, 2022 17:32 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBWe’re sharing some of our favorite Hot Drinks memories and then we take a HARD LEFT TURN into some dark therapy for Bro. Coffee.
5.13. Hinge
June 26, 2022 04:40 - 58 minutes - 54.6 MBWe downloaded Hinge. Why? Because democracy is dead.
5.12. Top 5 Things That Are Gay and Homophobic at the Same Time
June 02, 2022 03:08 - 1 hour - 58 MBHi Gay! It’s Pride Month at the Butter Barn!
5.11. Top 5 Horrible Things Men Have Said to Beautiful Desirable and Perfect Young Ladies
May 14, 2022 04:50 - 53 minutes - 49.1 MBLil Twaint is a dater. And she’s here to tell us why men ain’t shit.
5.10. Top 5 Reasons Progmos are Useless. USELESS you hear!!
May 05, 2022 05:12 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBProgmos: you’re useless. We expect better. Here’s the 5 reasons why.
5.9. Easter Special. Top 5 Things We’d Come Back to Life For
April 17, 2022 04:26 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBHappy Easter! Jesus died and came back to life and we want to know what would bring US back to life.
5.8. Top Five Moments of Our Sexual Awakenings
April 08, 2022 05:17 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBHere’s some moments. About our sexual awakening. Some are funny. Some might be creepy. But this is what we’ve got.
5.7. Too 5 Things People Have Said To Us That We Think About All The Time.
March 25, 2022 05:40 - 1 hour - 72.2 MBYou know when someone says something to you and you can’t stop thinking about it even 40 years later? Yeah it’s that
5.6 The top Five Reasons We Can Stand to Live in Utah.
March 08, 2022 06:39 - 1 hour - 74 MBListen living in Utah isn’t always the easiest thing. But there are a few reasons that we can make it work. Here’s our top five
5.5 A Spesh Ep with Sweet Emo-shun
March 03, 2022 07:24 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBSister Virtue is in town, and she brought her sweet partner along with her, Sweet Emotion. They are a nevermo who doesn’t understand Mormonism in the slightest. In this episode Sister Twaint is solo and answers some questions for them, only managing to further terrify and confuse them.
5.4. Top 5 Spirit Guides
February 24, 2022 06:14 - 1 hour - 80.1 MBY’all I’m sorry. This episode won’t be as funny as the Brad Wilcox one. But it has some moments.
5.3. Ladies, Gentlemen and Enbys: BRAD WILCOX
February 09, 2022 06:01 - 1 hour - 67.5 MBYou knew we were gonna.