HOT DRANKS
179 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 6 hours ago - ★★★★★ - 125 ratingsJoin Latter Day Twaint & Jack Coffee as they discuss Mormonism, Utah, republicans, single-parenting, sex, depression, and other stuff. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll want to tell all your non-Mormon friends.
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6.10. Top Five Things That Are NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
May 30, 2023 04:55 - 1 hour - 68.2 MBListen. We can talk about them if you want. But this stuff is none of my business.
6.9. Top 5 Things We Want You To Do AS SOON as you leave the church.
May 01, 2023 04:13 - 1 hour - 68.3 MBWe have some suggestions
6.8. Dueling Top 5
April 01, 2023 03:48 - 1 hour - 61.4 MBWe couldn’t decide on a top 5 because Cjane suggested two great topics so there are two.
6.7. [email protected] be talkin’
March 19, 2023 04:55 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MBListen, there’s no theme. There’s no top five. This is just bitches be talking. Twaint: “OnInstagram I’m gonna say no top-five just love.”
6.6. Top Five Things We Can Say That Will Make the Other One Uncomfortable
March 09, 2023 05:52 - 1 hour - 64.6 MBGet ready to squirm and learn the definition of “tumescent.”
6.5. Top 5 People Who Did the Thing
February 24, 2023 06:25 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBViola Davis? Your woman king? Here are 5 other people who did the thing.
Top 5 People Who Make Us Horny But Who Are Not Conventionally Attractive (like Pedro Pascal.)
February 08, 2023 04:09 - 1 hour - 67.5 MBYou know how Pedro Pascal is ugly but also he can any day any time? Here are 10 more people who fit that mold.
6.3. Top Five PO Boxes in Boston, MA
January 21, 2023 04:43 - 49 minutes - 46 MBWe love a good self-addressed stamped envelope sent to Boston Massachusetts. And these are our top five PO boxes to send it to.
6.2. Top 5 Side Hustles Were Gonna Pursue in 2023
January 13, 2023 04:58 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBBottom line, we’re poor. So we’re gonna be hustling to pay the bills.
6.1. SPOILERS Top 5 things about M3GAN that made us more queer.
January 07, 2023 05:33 - 58 minutes - 54.5 MBListen. If you haven’t seen M3GAN, we spoil it in this episode, but we talk about the moments that made us more queer so don’t listen to this until you’ve seen M3GAN or if you don’t care about spoilers.
5.20. Top Five Predictions for 2023
December 30, 2022 04:13 - 1 hour - 59.8 MBIt’s a new year. And new predictions for what we want? Are Scared of? Hope for? Also we just decided this is the SEASON FINALE even thought we don’t mention that during the episode.
5.19 Top 5 Gifts We Want To Receive
December 24, 2022 22:44 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBIt’s here. The episode to listen to while your driving to your Mormon Dad’s house where your racist Uncle is going to say something about pronouns and the Woke Mob.
5.18. Top Five Weirdest Things About Being 13
December 14, 2022 02:54 - 1 hour - 78.8 MBAs Brother Coffee’s explores his childhood with his therapist, we venture back and remember what was weird about being 13.
5.17. We’re drunk and we’re thankful
November 25, 2022 00:01 - 44 minutes - 40.9 MBIt’s the top five things were grateful for a while we’re drinking alcohol. So it’s not like our kids or our Lord and Savior Jesus. It’s things that we feel happy about while we’re drinking wine another alcohol.
5.16 Top 5 Things the Mormons Got Wrong
November 12, 2022 06:19 - 1 hour - 67 MBListen, there are 1 million of these. But we wanted to highlight the top five that seems so insane to us now.
5.15. Top Five Shows We Want Rebooted With Overt Queer Overtones
October 18, 2022 03:51 - 59 minutes - 55 MBHave you seen the new Interview with a Vampire? The reboot of A League of Their Own? More shows from our childhood with queer folks!!
5.14. Top Five Tattoos Mormons Gonna Get
October 02, 2022 04:32 - 1 hour - 56.6 MBDid you hear that Mormons can get tattoos now? Allegedly? Well, here are the top five tattoos Twaint and Coffee think they’re gonna get.
5.13 Top Five Goals for out Spooky/ Slutty Season
September 21, 2022 04:21 - 54 minutes - 50.7 MBOn todays episodes of this podcast that we record each day on a daily schedule, we set some goals. Goals for sluts.
5.12 Top Five Things We’d Yell at BYU Students at a Football Game
September 20, 2022 04:58 - 1 hour - 63.3 MBRemember, when a bunch of people from Oregon yelled at a bunch of people from BYU and the governor of Utah acted like they had declared war? Well, here are some things we would like to yell at Mormons.
5.11. Top 5 Beautiful Truths that you didn’t know until this ‘sode.
August 23, 2022 05:05 - 1 hour - 63.4 MBRemember when we told you the top five truths that were hard to hear? Well, these are the top five beautiful truths you didn’t even know until this ‘sode
5.10 Top Five Reasons You Didn’t Get an Episode Last Week (or Next Week.)
August 07, 2022 04:49 - 1 hour - 60.5 MBYou know how you didn’t get an episode last week or next week? Well this is why
5.14 Our Top Five Favorite Hot Dranks Moments
July 09, 2022 17:32 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBWe’re sharing some of our favorite Hot Drinks memories and then we take a HARD LEFT TURN into some dark therapy for Bro. Coffee.
5.13. Hinge
June 26, 2022 04:40 - 58 minutes - 54.6 MBWe downloaded Hinge. Why? Because democracy is dead.
5.12. Top 5 Things That Are Gay and Homophobic at the Same Time
June 02, 2022 03:08 - 1 hour - 58 MBHi Gay! It’s Pride Month at the Butter Barn!
5.11. Top 5 Horrible Things Men Have Said to Beautiful Desirable and Perfect Young Ladies
May 14, 2022 04:50 - 53 minutes - 49.1 MBLil Twaint is a dater. And she’s here to tell us why men ain’t shit.
5.10. Top 5 Reasons Progmos are Useless. USELESS you hear!!
May 05, 2022 05:12 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBProgmos: you’re useless. We expect better. Here’s the 5 reasons why.
5.9. Easter Special. Top 5 Things We’d Come Back to Life For
April 17, 2022 04:26 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBHappy Easter! Jesus died and came back to life and we want to know what would bring US back to life.
5.8. Top Five Moments of Our Sexual Awakenings
April 08, 2022 05:17 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBHere’s some moments. About our sexual awakening. Some are funny. Some might be creepy. But this is what we’ve got.
5.7. Too 5 Things People Have Said To Us That We Think About All The Time.
March 25, 2022 05:40 - 1 hour - 72.2 MBYou know when someone says something to you and you can’t stop thinking about it even 40 years later? Yeah it’s that
5.6 The top Five Reasons We Can Stand to Live in Utah.
March 08, 2022 06:39 - 1 hour - 74 MBListen living in Utah isn’t always the easiest thing. But there are a few reasons that we can make it work. Here’s our top five
5.5 A Spesh Ep with Sweet Emo-shun
March 03, 2022 07:24 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBSister Virtue is in town, and she brought her sweet partner along with her, Sweet Emotion. They are a nevermo who doesn’t understand Mormonism in the slightest. In this episode Sister Twaint is solo and answers some questions for them, only managing to further terrify and confuse them.
5.4. Top 5 Spirit Guides
February 24, 2022 06:14 - 1 hour - 80.1 MBY’all I’m sorry. This episode won’t be as funny as the Brad Wilcox one. But it has some moments.
5.3. Ladies, Gentlemen and Enbys: BRAD WILCOX
February 09, 2022 06:01 - 1 hour - 67.5 MBYou knew we were gonna.
5.2. Talking coffee with Holda Darkly
January 28, 2022 05:26 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBRemember guests? We do too! Today we have Holda Darkly who was a chevron print maxi skirt wearing Mormon and now is a queer tattooed coffee roaster.
5.1 Top 5 Things That Would Surprise Me About You
January 21, 2022 06:46 - 1 hour - 68.6 MBThese things are surprising! About me! To You! To Me! To You
PPIs
January 21, 2022 04:53 - 12 minutes - 11.5 MBCome learn all about our latest venture, PPIs! (basically you pay us to talk to us.)
Season 4 Season Fine: Top 5 reasons 2022 won’t matter.
December 29, 2021 04:54 - 1 hour - 72.8 MBIt’s not gonna matter y’all. 2022 and here’s why.
Season 4 Season Final: Top 5 reasons 2022 won’t matter.
December 29, 2021 04:54 - 1 hour - 72.8 MBIt’s not gonna matter y’all. 2022 and here’s why.
S4E34 Top 5 Images 2021 Burned Into Our Retinas
December 16, 2021 04:40 - 1 hour - 64.7 MBWe’re back and it’s been worth the wait!!
4.33 Madam Bandit
November 22, 2021 07:01 - 1 hour - 86.1 MBOur favorite singer songwriter Madam Bandit is here to share her journey out of Mormonism and tease her new single, Gin and Tonic
4.32. Top Five Reasons We Want to Change Our Algorithm
November 14, 2021 06:44 - 1 hour - 65.3 MBThe algorithm knows you’re gay, depressed and you love Henry Cavill. Isn’t it about…time?
4.31. Gaslight (Ballard,) Gatekeep (Nelson,) Girlboss (Cindy)!!
October 22, 2021 05:20 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MBAll about being gaslit by Mormons and Cindy’s uterus
4.30. Top 5 Things Sister Twaint Has Learned About Sex Post Marriage
October 13, 2021 04:41 - 1 hour - 74.7 MBSister Twaint was married to a gay man. Then she wasn’t. Then she learned about sex by doin it. And here are some thoughts.
4.29 Top Five Reason Brother Coffee is a Gosh Darn Catch
October 05, 2021 04:34 - 1 hour - 61.2 MBDid you guys know Brother Coffee is a catch? Well we recorded a whole episode about it. Find him some cute gays and a therapist!!
4.28: Top 5 Ways to Have Queer Affirming Conversations With Your Kids About Sex and Sexuality
September 29, 2021 05:21 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBWanna talk to your queer kids (they’re all queer) about sex and sexuality. Well here is some advice from non experts.
4.27 Top Five Things to Think About When You Forget You’re Not Mormon, Anymore.
September 24, 2021 03:05 - 1 hour - 71.8 MBYou know how when you were Mormon you would sing a hymn to drive out bad thoughts? Well this is like how to drive the hymn out
Season 4 Episode 26 - Top 5 Things That Would Make Progmos Who Love the Gays Take a Stand and Leave
August 31, 2021 05:22 - 1 hour - 63.7 MBJeff Roy gave a talk about shooting gays and CurProgs were like “that’s a shame…here’s my tithing.” So what would it really take?
Season 4 Episode 25: Top Five Most Memorable Naked Moments
August 11, 2021 05:08 - 1 hour - 63.2 MBSome funny and disturbing stories about times we saw people naked. Jason!
Top 5 90’s Broadway Musical Moments
July 27, 2021 05:47 - 1 hour - 87.7 MBYou’ll like this episode even if you don’t understand or like Broadway musicals. Or maybe you’ll hate it? We don’t know. We’re not the boss of you. We’re not making the show for you
4.23 - Top Five Things We Hope We Want to Get When We Die Since We Don’t Get Our Own Planet.
July 12, 2021 20:57 - 1 hour - 76.6 MBGordon B Hinkley promised us our own planet and now he’s back tracking so this is what we want instead.