horsefeathers
42 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago -independent podcast out of Dallas, TX
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42 - public access tennis balls
June 29, 2022 20:22 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBhear more for just 2 bucks a month at patreon.com/horsefeatherspod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jake-hall2/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jake-hall2/support
41 - y'allidarity
June 14, 2022 03:03 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MBa hot ‘n’ ready episode, just for you! jake talks having “ocpt,” his trip to arkansas, the sacred concept of “y’allidarity,” some absolute madness from his hometown of springtown, a madman principal from dallas, a christian nightmare death metal christ karen, why carly rae jepsen is a messenger for the antichrist, and we check in on the mormons. hear more for just 2 bucks a month at patreon.com/horsefeatherspod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jake-hal...
40 - bad with a capital B
June 02, 2022 23:41 - 1 hour - 69.7 MBjake gets right back into it after a long hiatus, explaining “summer jake,” why johnny dip and amber turd should both be gulagged, a legal embattlement with the city of d*llas, the absurdity of the uvalde responses by the demons who run texas, why under no circumstances should teachers be armed, why you shouldn’t drink battery acid (psa), or support this canadian church that crucifies iron man, jack sparrow, and more to spread the gospel. twitter: @horsefeatherpod everything else: @horsefe...
039 - my real business
August 26, 2021 01:59 - 1 hour - 82.1 MBwe’re back and better than ever folks! jake delivers a jam-packed episode about going back to teaching, refutes the practice of teachers policing bathroom breaks, the personal joy he gleans from freaking out teenagers, the Paris Texas dress code loophole, some wild school board hearings (racism “teaching kids to be gay,” Orange County worried about them dam communist, and a woman who’s worried about the CDC turning schools into camps), the cursed crate challenge, and introduces a new segment...
038 - colorado
July 22, 2021 22:56 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBwe’re back! after an exclusive t-pain musical number, jake regales us with a tale of hippies, rednecks, wildlife, rapids, and a beautiful concert experience. did some real white people shit in the woods and (barely) lived to tell about it. then i deliver that hot-off-the-press news that’s important: a monkeypox outbreak, 10,000 wooden penises, the anti-sex bed hoax, a goose freakout, a facebook murder confession, shark “negative encounters,” and a 28 million dollar scheduling conflict. thank...
037 - hyep!
June 26, 2021 23:14 - 1 hour - 61 MBhey my dudes dallas’ number one independent podcast is back and better than ever. jake talks about his new home, recalls the time he passed out in a tattoo shop, reviews some christian nightmares (god hates video games, a stupid pastor shirt, flying jesus, pat robertson’s flamin’ hot take on CRT, modest is hottest), brings some blessings from tiktok (D.L. T3rd, OBTWill, harold enjoying father’s day, the hyep guy, just a guy with a new beard, the texas law about dildos, an extra-toothed freak...
036 - moving up
June 11, 2021 18:01 - 1 hour - 65 MBweeeeee're back babies, happy horsefeathers friday! after shamelessly getting your attention, jake rambles about moving, senior pranks, tales from driving uber, a lady fighting a bear bare-handed, new laws aimed at teachers (and why they won't work), amazon doing more amazon shit (and getting ready to ship you weed), peppa pig being banned in australia, and some of our favorite tiktoks: Hehe texting clarification, the michael jordan of moonshine, my tik tok friend carl wilson, creepy Christi...
035 - off of my cold, dead butt
May 08, 2021 23:16 - 1 hour - 62.7 MBhappy horsefeathers saturday! jake talks a little bit of teacher appreciation shenanigans, hesitancy to make summer plans, the first tardy to be given post-covid, the superiority of joggers over all other pants, the abject absurdity of "criminal minds," how he's wayyy hotter than the guy who's trying to steal his wife, things are (unexpectedly!) getting wild at kid rock's big ass honky tonk & rock 'n' roll steakhouse, the demons that run louisiana are acting like demons, lawmakers acting lik...
034 - g'mornin!
April 30, 2021 15:37 - 1 hour - 64.5 MBthis episode has it all, folks. jake talks how his RAT BASTARD of a neighbor is trying to steal his wife, what to do when a bobcat attacks, freakin' snobs judging people for their dietary choices, a nyc mayoral candidate teaches us how to run a tight ship with our kids, the plight of the very good (if misunderstood) boi major biden, and wishing david hogg well in his life post-pillow fight with mike pillow. thanks for listening, tell your friends/enemies about us, and send us hate mail at h...
033 - go bowling
March 28, 2021 02:09 - 1 hour - 59.1 MBwhat up we're back after a brief hiatus with some rip roarin' content folks. after describing his current look as "approachable charles manson," jake rambles about post-covid airports, fat iguanas, conspiratorially inclined taxi drivers, a "gust of wind" that blew a giant ship off course, another set of reasons why we should saw florida off the continent and let it drift into the sea, RIP jessica walter aka lucille bluth, amazon's attempts to subjugate the human race, and a palate-cleansing ...
032 - it's a potato
February 26, 2021 21:11 - 1 hour - 59.4 MBwe’re back my duuuuuuuuuuudes and jake is talking all sorts of nonsense about kid-punching youth pastors, the absurd implication that our students are in an way “behind,” how he’ll probably be fine if he gets the ‘rona, how everyone loves telling their wisdom teeth story (then tells his wisdom teeth story), encourages strangers to come cough in his mouth, and gets into some news that’s important: twitter adding a paid feature (plus a sneak peak of potential paid tweets from jake), you should...
031 - man haunch
February 13, 2021 06:05 - 1 hour - 82.4 MBa classic episode of your favorite podcast! jake is cooped up with his family on a “snow” day and sits down to talk how terrible texans are at driving in adverse conditions, recounts being walked in on in the bathroom at work (along with all of the ethical questions that come with such misfortune), lays a framework for his budding fitness imfluencing career after reading an email from an interested (if grossly misinformed) new influencing platform, shows you this video of the world's least c...
030 - artisanal recipes for eating the rich
February 02, 2021 19:29 - 1 hour - 79.4 MBan action-packed, extra long episode! jake talks his recent misadventures in donating to goodwill (never again), the satisfaction that comes with seeing rich people cry, the physical impossibility of trying to make sense of the stock market, some techniques and reminders for prepping, cooking, plating, and serving the rich for your next dinner party, and a spicy news that’s important including: a call-in from our horsefeathers gaming correspondent Shay to give insight into the newest cyberpu...
029 - dinosaur buttholes
January 24, 2021 20:39 - 1 hour - 72.1 MBit’s a little late but worth the wait! jake talks getting triggered by a ted cruz sign, breaking new ground by doing the first ever (probably) standing podcast, the health horrors that await long-term sitters according to webmd, and a thiccq section of news that’s important: a brief overview of inauguration performances, garth brooks’ chaotic hair game, the trump pardon list and jilting of the tiger king, someone needs to be checking on ben affleck, gweneth paltrow’s bootleg exploding vagina...
028 - free joe the pigeon
January 15, 2021 23:06 - 1 hour - 66 MBit’s our greatest episode yet! jake’s flying solo as he rambles about Texas “snow,” leaving skateboarding kids alone, the totally clear and not at all confusing rollout of the vaccine, the dicey campaign to make America read again, and some news that’s important: the international scandal surrounding joe the pigeon, more talk of aliens searching (in vain) for intelligent life, and something to make conspiracy theorists worldwide shit their britches. >>insta: @horsefeatherspod<< >>twitter:...
027 - go to therapy, not the capitol
January 08, 2021 19:39 - 1 hour - 64.5 MBwell push me down and mace me, it’s a new episode! jake rants with marshall about the fiasco at the capital. this ep has it all: people losing their jobs, in-studio screams, revolutionary karens, both amen AND a woman, this fuckin’ guy, influencer baby (or baybi) beefs, and so much more! >>insta: @horsefeatherspod<< >>twitter: @horsefeatherpod<< >>email: [email protected]<< patreon heard it first! just 2 bucks a month gets you an extra episode each week and early access to the...
026 - steppin' on leprechauns
January 02, 2021 04:04 - 1 hour - 60.9 MBfor this very special first episode of 2021, we're joined by our first guest co-host, the lovely MRS. horsefeathers herself, lauren! recorded live from our marital bed! SCANdalous! we reflect on the year and talk putting pressure on the holidays, dodging unrealistic expectations, surviving vs. thriving, people trying to expose a white woman who's trying to be spanish but is, in fact, kinda spanish, and we include a close reading of 2009's biggest cultural achievement: "boom boom pow" by the ...
025 - santa's a narc
December 18, 2020 21:24 - 1 hour - 72.5 MBepisode 25! like the 25th! like christmas! it's a miracle! jake's alone again as he works out the possibility that the holidays aren’t so cheerful for some folks, driving in adverse conditions, cursed work holiday traditions (including the cursed “pajama day” and zoom work parties), whether lord of the rings is a christmas movie, and some news that important: the LIFE CHANGING stimulus check coming to a grateful proletariat, a mall santa who needs a damn reality check, and we lend vocal supp...
024 - the chull 'n' rull
December 11, 2020 15:55 - 1 hour - 57.3 MBwelcome back sweet marshall! we spend some time catching up, talking raising puppies and pigs, the busted macy’s thanksgiving day parade, making our kids watch “big mouth” instead of having the talk, dinosaur boners, marshall’s trip to the penis museum, and then we get into some news that’s important: the cursed marriage of florida needs and oklahoma ingenuity, come godforsaken idea called “vaccination tourism,” the hungarian right making some political missteps, and bob dylan sells out “sel...
023 - gazebo lion
December 05, 2020 04:58 - 1 hour - 61 MBhey dudes did you survive thanksgiving?? we're talking little joys of dog ownership, reaching out to our international listeners, giving you what you really came here for: fitness advice, getting yelled at by coaches, we ask the burning question: can you catch a cold form being cold? seeing dog farts, keeping your droplets to yourself, longing for the before times, mountain lions infiltrating dallas, santa's innate immunity, and much more! >>insta: @horsefeatherspod<< >>twitter: @horsefea...
022 - the saint of terrible advice
November 20, 2020 20:47 - 1 hour - 67.7 MBanother brilliant dive into the human condition! jake talks adventures in DIY shelving, a salute to the women who work at home depot, watching teacher-related shows, justin beiber's pastor in trouble (and why you should never be hot), ben "DAP" shapiro's bad take on masculinity, stopping sexually related covid spread, the ushering in of the end of humanity thanks to denmark, and we end with an uplifting message from the dhar mann. >>insta: @horsefeatherspod<< >>twitter: @horsefeatherpod<<...
021 - a more comfortable badger
November 13, 2020 16:53 - 1 hour - 67.8 MBjake talks coming out of s.a.d., childhood pets, important differences in cat and dog ownership, and brings you news that’s important: another race fakin’ white lady, the black gay guy who’s actually a straight white guy, coping with loss with kenneth copeland, and denmark’s quiet but brutal war against minks. >>insta: @horsefeatherspod<< >>twitter: @horsefeatherpod<< >>email: [email protected]<< patreon heard it first! just 2 bucks a month gets you an extra episode each week ...
020 - the most most most most most genius man in the whole world
November 03, 2020 23:15 - 1 hour - 61.4 MBa (mostly) apolitical election week escape/encouragement! we’re talking about old guy contests, the biden bus bandits in texas, the innate joy of the lazy river, the unspoken social structure of water parks, kanye’s sneaky “genius” on joe rogan (our only real podcasting competition), the completely relatable shenanigans of the kardashian/west crew, recreating family members as hologram ghosts, the worldly wisdom of kim kierkegaardashian, remaining hopeful through this week/subsequent months,...
019 - you're a good godzilla
October 23, 2020 22:11 - 1 hour - 68.4 MBwe back my duuuuudes! jake returns to fill your mind hole with nonsense such as but not limited to Halloween safety warnings, his childhood godzilla obsession and costume, being particular as a kid, ramblings about his time building fence and the joys of working with your hands, toobin' with toobin, the distant voice of reason, shiner's sweet interaction with a guy under an overpass, jake's deep-seated issues with being accosted, and we wrap up with a good, long look at matthew mcconaughey: ...
018 - not enough and too much
October 09, 2020 16:20 - 1 hour - 83.2 MBthis episode was made hot ‘n’ ready with vine-ripened california tomatoes and 100% REAL mozzarella! we’re talking the best of trashy pizza, the state of rock music today, predictions of the rest of 2020’s terrible news, rooting on jimmy butler and the heat, endorsing claudia conway to be our next secretary of state, sean feucht and toxic charismatic evangelicals, and we cleanse our palates with another meaningful dhar mann lesson. visit saveourstages.com insta: @horsefeatherspod // twitter...
017 - good and freshin'
October 03, 2020 06:28 - 1 hour - 83.3 MBthis one's a whole rack of spice! jake reads more fanmail, talks "dated" references in old cartoons, recalls hearing bad words for the first time, introduces our new segment "WWCDWTWWI" (still working on the acronym), and lets don tr*mp jr's attack on teachers roll right off his back. >>insta: @horsefeatherspod<< >>twitter: @horsefeatherpod<< >>email: [email protected]<< patreon heard it first! just 2 bucks a month gets you an extra episode each week and early access to the re...
016 - secret white women
September 25, 2020 14:42 - 1 hour - 92.4 MBour spiciest episode yet! jake gives you a little taste of the patreon content (as a treat), reads our first-ever fan mail (write us a letter! especially if it's hate mail! email it to us!), talks about his scalpel-precision trolling of a local megachurch, provides more evidence that white women can do whatever they want with impunity, reviews a new police billboard (it's bootlickin' good!), decries f*c*b**k as being the new qanon headquarters (zucks to zuck), and we end with an uplifting me...
015 - unrepentant child of the hood
September 11, 2020 17:32 - 1 hour - 81.1 MBit's an spicy one! we talk mike pence's meat (don't take it!), jake sings an old family folk song, #GenderRevealPartiesAreOverParty, the amount of crap firefighters have to deal with, the epic battle between trump supporters and wave physics, now former-professor jessica "para bailar la bamba" krug proves that white women can do whatever they want with impunity at all times, some quality scottish journalism, jake reveals his REAL ethnicity, we stumble through a new segment: "old videos", and...
014 - it's always the pool boy
September 04, 2020 21:23 - 1 hour - 63.9 MBwe're back in studio with a nice 'n' spicy one! we're talking squeaky voiced adult woman, the next chapter in the falwell saga, drug induced dinosaur sightings, a mystery safe in a field, the confusion of modern social politics, the lengths to which we are willing to go to take down the top 30 podcasts, being so very done with "the office," and we get serious for a bit about racial disparity, journalism, and america's collective goldfish brain. should be fun! >>insta: @horsefeatherspod<< ...
013 - a mysterious old man with a past
August 31, 2020 19:48 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBooooo spooky number 013! in this quiet, sultry ep, we come at you lively recorded in tennessee to talk about vacationing among the neurotic elderly, the inherent perils of gazebos, the stupidity of drum circles, the simple joy of a loud bathroom fan, becoming a cursed travel blogger, the advanced redneckery of tennessee, christians making hell look badass, and sir anthony hopkins' brilliant performance in "silence of the lambs." >>insta: @horsefeatherspod<< >>twitter: @horsefeatherpod<< ...
012 - introducing sweet marshall
August 14, 2020 02:43 - 1 hour - 85.8 MBa packed ep! we introduce the audience to sweet marshall, our new producer and partner in greatness. we call out spotify greed, exacerbate (and then squash) beef with the michelle obama pod, rail against gender reveal parties, discuss the implications of sitting vs. standing to pee, sharpen our political philosophy, imagine what living with a penis on your arm might be like, and call out jerry falwell jr. for the creep he is. >>insta: @horsefeatherspod<< >>twitter: @horsefeatherpod<< >>...
011 - the johnny appleseed of BS
August 07, 2020 21:41 - 1 hour - 73.5 MBepisode 11! jake talks about his indestructible idiot of a dog, back to school madness, his new/old video game obsession, why someone should just give trump a stapler already, the blinding incompetence of the aurora pd, having a full-blown mancrush on gordon ramsay, and the sheer insanity of coronavirus truthers. we want to hear from you! send us your crazy stories, questions, or advice you might need to be featured on the show. // insta: @horsefeatherspod // twitter: @horsefeatherpod // e...
010 - the godfeather
July 31, 2020 14:40 - 1 hour - 82.1 MBwe made it to double digits! we are growing and getting stronger! tell your friends! jake describes his reentry into personal fitness, delivers the first state of the pod address, declares war on the michelle obama podcast, presents the template for the perfect public freakout, and tells CRAZY teacher stories from reddit and his life. thanks for listening to this podcast and also please do not listen to michelle's. Tweet, DM, or email (1) questions for jake, (2) what you've enjoyed about li...
009 - oklahoma
July 25, 2020 10:22 - 1 hour - 71.9 MBit's episode nine! after confirming with the audience that we are for sure NOT voting for kanye west for president, jake tears into a story about his recent trip to oklahoma--the land of anti-maskers. tangentially mentioned: the financial philosophy of the podcast, why it's rude to be on the phone when you're completing an in-person transaction, how to make it "cool" to wear masks to both children and the alt right, and a pretty good metaphor for why it's a good idea to wear a mask. come t...
008 - cancel christian comedy
July 16, 2020 20:33 - 1 hour - 70 MBtwo stories today! we start out with a heartwarming tale of a very brave big brother, and move on unceremoniously into john crist's less-than-triumphant return to social media. captain america, christian comedy, purity culture and abstinence-only sex ed... this episode has it all! >>instagram: @horsefeatherspod<< >>twitter: @horsefeatherpod<< >>email: [email protected]<< patreon.com/horsefeatherspod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jake-hal...
007 - comfort food for your brain
July 11, 2020 03:05 - 1 hour - 74.7 MBit's the James Bond episode that is in no way about James Bond! instead, we talk about the questionable police work of which jake was subject, the terrible plot development in erotic film, why people love marvel movies so much, the dorks that run movie review websites, and the many ways snapchat is ruining america's youth. become a patron at patreon.com/horsefeatherspod follow: insta - @horsefeatherspod twitter - @horsefeatherpod email us at [email protected] --- Send in a v...
006 - nazi pizza
July 02, 2020 15:29 - 1 hour - 85.1 MBwe're back! this week we're rededicating ourselves to wearing masks and socially distancing! Jake's brother Josh (a fan favorite!) calls in to help him solve pedophilia (which they do) while talking Chris D'Elia accusations, and we finish with an ethical conundrum: should you eat pizza given to you by neo-nazis? come for the noisy phone call (sorry), stay to hear two adult men court social cancelation. insta: @horsefeatherspod twitter: @horsefeatherpod email: [email protected] ...
005 - congratulations spongebob
June 18, 2020 16:05 - 1 hour - 73.1 MBEpisode 5 get HYPE! Jake talks wild dreams in which he is a witch, the perils of package tracking, mask etiquette, the resurgence of the Dallas bar scenes, how to do the "midnight hustle" during a pandemic, Spongebob's historic coming out, little Sippy Boye Trump, and plenty of horsefeathery Karens to ridicule. Come for the Bachelor hot goss, stay for the horrible kiwi accent. All proceeds for June and July go to Texas Organizing Project! Check 'em out at OrganizeTexas.org. patreon.com/ho...
004 - shit seeking missile
June 11, 2020 04:45 - 1 hour - 77 MBEpisode 4, my dudes! We figure out what happens when Jake's dog George eats random garbage off the street, the stupidity of anti-protest protests, and the lax requirements for what it actually takes to become a cop. 50% of all proceeds from Horsefeathers will always go to local Dallas/Texas charities. The next few weeks, we're donating to the Texas Organizing Project's efforts to support Black and Latino communities in Dallas, Harris, and Bexar counties, particularly with COVID-19 complica...
003 - black lives matter, black squares don't
June 04, 2020 16:33 - 50 minutes - 57.5 MBIt's episode 3 of Horsefeathers, and boy, what a time for a white guy to start a podcast! Jake discusses the subtle nuances of being an ally online, calls his brother on the phone to ask how long he's been a racist, and exposes the inner politics of instagram thots' relationships with their boyfriends. 50% of all proceeds from Horsefeathers will always go to local Dallas/Texas charities. The next few weeks, we're donating to the Texas Organizing Project's efforts to support Black and Latino...
002 - did u blaze
May 29, 2020 02:38 - 1 hour - 77.1 MBEpisode 2! Jake talks about always being prepared with doggie poop bags, run-ins with NextDoor boomers, the worst back-handed compliment he's ever received, and reviews an episode of "to catch a predator." Subscribe to the Patreon for double the episodes, double the fun! patreon.com/horsefeatherspod Twitter: @horsefeatherpod Insta: @horsefeatherspod Email questions to be answered on the pod to [email protected]! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/...
001 - prom sucks
May 29, 2020 02:19 - 1 hour - 74 MBIt's the first ever episode of Horsefeathers! Jake rants about why the class of 2020 can get right over not having prom, spins a yarn about his own prom mishaps, talks proper braces band color choices, and dives into the cesspool of nonsense that is Yahoo answers. Subscribe to the Patreon for double the episodes, double the fun! patreon.com/horsefeatherspod Twitter: @horsefeatherpod Insta: @horsefeatherspod Email questions to be answered on the pod to [email protected]! --- ...