Ep. 135: The VelociPastor (2019)

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today for Horror Movie Weekly, One Badass Horror Podcast! Here in Episode 135, your four hosts — Jay of the Dead, Mister Watson, Projectile Varmint and Channy Dreadful — welcome special guest Pastor Matt (aka “The VelociPastor”), host of Father and Son Watch Horror Movies and Horror Movie Podcast … Continue reading "Ep. 135: The VelociPastor (2019)"

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today for Horror Movie Weekly, One Badass Horror Podcast! Here in Episode 135, your four hosts — Jay of the Dead, Mister Watson, Projectile Varmint and Channy Dreadful — welcome special guest Pastor Matt (aka “The VelociPastor”), host of Father and Son Watch Horror Movies and Horror Movie Podcast 2.0, to help us review his namesake, The VelociPastor (2019)! We also bring you some Micro Horror Movie Reviews of “Masking Threshold” (2022), “The Strays” (2023), “Knock at the Cabin” (2023), “Dinosaur Hotel” (2021), and its hapless sequel, “Dinosaur Hotel: The Next Level” (2023). Remember, you are welcome to call and leave us a voicemail at our working voicemail number: (801) 899-9798. Join us!

Note: This episode was recorded on April 19, 2023 and was released on April 25, 2023.

This weekly Horror movie podcast brings you one recent Horror movie review every Sunday. (We’re defining “recent” as any Horror movie released within the last five years or the current year; so now that it’s 2023, we’ll be covering Horror films from 2018 to the present.) And we always reveal next week’s pick at the end of every show, so you can watch along with us and be prepared for the following episode. Join us, and thanks for listening!

SHOW NOTES:

[ 00:00:01 ] – Introduction

— Welcome to Horror Movie Weekly Episode 135

— Special guest Pastor Matt Rawlings (aka “The VelociPastor”)

— Matt updates us on Father and Son Watch Horror Movies and Horror Movie Podcast 2.0

[ 00:10:57 ] – Micro Horror Movie Reviews

Mister Watson: Masking Threshold (2022) = 3.5 ( Low-priority stream )

Projectile Varmint: The Strays (2023) = 3 ( Avoid ) – not much of a Horror movie

Pastor Matt: Knock at the Cabin (2023) = 7 ( Rental )

Channy Dreadful: * * *

Jay of the Dead: Dinosaur Hotel (2021) = 2 ( Avoid )

Dinosaur Hotel: The Next Level (2023) = 3 ( Avoid )

– Jay of the Dead’s pick: The VelociPastor (2019)

[ 00:34:18 ] – Feature Review: The VelociPastor (2019)

Genre Classification: Comedy / Action / Fantasy / Horror / Beastly Freak

IMDb Premise:

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur.

Ratings and Recommendations: The VelociPastor (2019)

Pastor Matt (The VelociPastor) = 7 ( Definite Stream! )

Mister Watson = 6 ( Stream on Tubi )

Projectile Varmint = 6 ( Stream with friends )

Channy Dreadful = 5 ( Rental with friends ) – Not a Horror movie

Jay of the Dead = 4 ( Low-priority Stream )

Wrap-Up:

NEXT WEEK for Episode 136: Wicked Games (2023) – Projectile Varmint’s pick

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