Horny Report 289

Donald Castro, Elefantes Borrachos, Butter Apu, Nuerrorrush, Mazinger Q, Cebu Coin, AeroFugees, Cripto Hohols, Vivienda Inversa, Vudú Mané, Maniquí Meloni, Excrotox, Palomas Zombi y mucho mas

ENLACES

Donald Castro

https://www.elmundo.es/internacional/2022/11/08/636a85e621efa02a5b8b4579.html

Estafadores espaciales

https://www.sanews.gov.za/south-africa/nasa-sa-renew-lunar-exploration-partnership

GordoSudao Matarrusos Training Command

https://www.vozpopuli.com/espana/espana-formara-francotiradores-ucranianos-tropas-putin.html

Mutantes acercandose al mal

https://canarias-semanal.org/art/33495/japon-rompe-oficialmente-la-alianza-de-paises-sancionadores-de-rusia

Elefantes Borrachos

https://indianexpress.com/article/trending/trending-in-india/elephant-herd-gets-drunk-consuming-fermented-water-in-odisha-8262151/

Nuerorrush

https://elcaso.elnacional.cat/es/noticias/cama-novia-hijo-viola-menor-edad-dormia-lado-mallorca_914877102.html

Jujaneo Post Mortem

https://news-front.info/2022/11/06/plennyj-boec-vsu-kiev-skryvaet-informaciju-o-pogibshih-i-popavshih-v-plen-soldatah-chtoby-ne-platit-kompensacii-semjam/

Economia de mercado

https://www.reuters.com/markets/us-revokes-russias-market-economy-status-2022-11-10/

Ir de Casual

https://aurora-israel.co.il/el-futbol-golea-a-la-politica-30-000-israelies-a-un-mundial-en-tierra-hostil/

Taxidermia Ojojuntista

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/11/08/nurse-arrested-foot-amputation-taxidermy/

Panadero Bocazas

https://www.ultimahora.es/noticias/internacional/2022/11/09/1825785/turquia-carcel-panadero-por-decir-comer-mucho-pan-tontos.html

Gym Machirulo

https://indianexpress.com/article/world/taliban-women-gym-8260917/

Durg Express

https://indianexpress.com/article/cities/chandigarh/haryana-two-railway-staff-run-over-by-train-8262411/

Remesa de Esclavos

https://www.arabnews.com/node/2197116/saudi-arabia

Next Trinkenation

https://www.elconfidencial.com/empresas/2022-11-07/securitas-direct-compania-alarmas-fondos-next-generation_3519240/

Salafo plantador

https://shabellemedia.com/somali-troops-kill-al-shabaab-bomb-planter/

Mazinger Q

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.levante-emv.com/comunitat-valenciana/2022/11/07/villarejo-eludio-denunciar-zaplana-escondia-78227382.amp.html&ved=2ahUKEwjB6ozq2KP7AhWk_rsIHeSvA9Q4ChDIzwEoAHoECAkQAg&usg=AOvVaw1UgJ65FqenCYmnRt9KWiid

CaraPolla Legionario

https://www.publico.es/politica/almeida-reivindica-al-general-golpista-millan-astray-inauguracion-estatua-homenajea-legion.html

Cepsa Rentable

https://www.vozpopuli.com/economia_y_finanzas/energia/cepsa-gana-millones-septiembre.html

Guardia Pinchado

https://www.lemonde.fr/international/article/2022/11/10/un-policier-tue-dans-une-attaque-au-couteau-a-bruxelles-la-justice-antiterroriste-saisie_6149402_3210.html

Salman Twitter

https://www.dawn.com/news/1720265/questions-arise-over-saudi-acquisition-of-stake-in-twitter

Jebel Sahara

https://www.thedefensepost.com/2022/11/10/uk-army-morocco-exercise/

Adios Disney

https://www.ultimahora.es/noticias/internacional/2022/11/08/1825061/disney-cierra-todos-negocios-rusia.html

Ideologia Oficial

https://www.achgut.com/artikel/sag_beim_abschied_leise_geht_doch

Manita Albina

https://dailynews.co.tz/govt-urged-to-adopt-action-plan-for-persons-with-albinism/

Tren del Mal

https://avia-es.com/news/severnaya-koreya-vpervye-za-neskolko-let-nachala-otpravlyat-poezda-v-rossiyu-s-neizvestnym

Hushpuppy entalegado

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/564036-hushpuppi-gets-over-11-year-jail-term-to-pay-1-8-million-restitution.html

Consulta Smomby

https://www.telecinco.es/informativos/salud/20221109/centros-sanitarios-24-horas-madrid-consultas-zoom-indignacion-medicos-be5ma_18_07934411.html

IBI Takbir

https://allafrica.com/stories/202211100024.html

Israel First

https://aurora-israel.co.il/partidos-ultraortodoxos-quieren-cambiar-la-ley-de-retorno-para-hacerla-mas-restrictiva/

CebuCoin

https://allafrica.com/stories/202211100053.html

Perros de la discordia

https://sputniknews.lat/20221108/los-perros-de-la-discordia-un-regalo-de-kim-jong-un-causa-un-conflicto-politico-en-seul-1132227230.html

PijoAnglo huido

https://avia-es.com/news/izvestneyshiy-britanskiy-nayomnik-sbezhal-iz-ukrainy

Barones Wanted

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/11/7/us-charges-haitian-gang-leaders-over-kidnappings-offers-reward

Licencia Turca

https://www.hispantv.com/noticias/siria/554800/soldados-frente-alnusra-idlib

Poligono industrial Salafo

https://avia-es.com/news/po-aviabaze-vks-rossii-planirovalsya-udar-40-bespilotnikami

Nancysmo mejicano

https://elpais.com/mexico/2022-11-08/cientos-de-neonazis-celebran-un-salvaje-concierto-clandestino-en-la-capital-mexicana.html

ZimSat 1

https://www.herald.co.zw/zimsat-1-will-transform-tech-space/

Protesta Indígena

https://actualidad.rt.com/actualidad/447252-indigenas-peruanos-vuelven-retener-embarcacion-turistas

Barras vetadas

https://www.thedailystar.net/sports/sports-special/fifa-world-cup-2022/news/nearly-6000-argentine-fans-banned-stadiums-qatar-world-cup-3163736

Kenia Smomby

https://www.capitalfm.co.ke/news/2022/11/kenya-to-manufacture-sh5000-smartphones-president-ruto-says/

Mochila Tuneada

https://news-front.info/2022/11/07/zhurnalista-iz-izrailja-vozmutila-svastika-na-rjukzake-soldata-vsu/

AirBn Muerte

https://nypost.com/2022/11/08/mystery-as-3-friends-found-dead-at-mexico-city-airbnb/

BRICSgelia

https://sputniknews.lat/20221108/rusia-saluda-la-intencion-de-argelia-de-ingresar-en-el-grupo-brics-1132230230.html

Mentiras contadas

https://www.hispantv.com/noticias/politica/554872/medios-mentiras-iran

Gracietas Antisemitas

https://actualidad.rt.com/actualidad/447382-scholz-rie-problemas-energeticos-ciudadano

Inusual ataque

https://aurora-israel.co.il/inusual-ataque-en-al-bukamal-en-el-este-de-siria/

Buhari & Orejotas

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/564471-buhari-visits-king-charles-at-buckingham-palace.html

Gran Iniciativa

https://www.enlacejudio.com/2022/11/10/la-liga-antidifamacion-adquiere-red-de-inversores-judios-para-combatir-el-bds/

TeleOzilGram

https://insightcrime.org/news/telegram-drug-dealing-marketplace-argentina/

Chinito no tonto

https://avia-es.com/news/v-knr-schitayut-chto-pravitelstvo-ukrainy-razgrabilo-kitayskie-aktivy

Charruo-Manchuria

https://aurora-israel.co.il/moishe-mana-uruguay-es-la-proxima-corea-del-sur/

Peregrinaje Obligado

https://www.rt.com/russia/566176-russia-monument-british-soviet-spy/

Sabiduria Hebrea

https://avia-es.com/news/v-izraile-zayavili-o-gotovnosti-peredat-ukraine-svoyo-vooruzhenie-cherez-germaniyu

Balón firmado

https://allafrica.com/stories/202211100066.html

Generación Fenta

https://www.harmonyhit.com/state-of-gen-z-mental-health/

Informes Falsos

https://www.thedefensepost.com/2022/11/11/seoul-denies-arms-deal-us-ukraine/

Concurso Ecuestre

https://www.arabnews.com/node/2196656/saudi-arabia

Pet Hotel

https://www.arabnews.com/node/2196431/saudi-arabia

Esclavitud Abolida

https://actualidad-rt.com/actualidad/447597-aborto-marihuana-racismo-derechos-votaron-eeuu

Zelensky Osborne

https://www.rt.com/pop-culture/566185-zelensky-sean-penn-oscar/

CompaChenchos malagueños

https://www.diariosur.es/sucesos/policias-detenidos-alijo-cocaina-malaga-20221018115156-nt.html

Arqueologia Cananea

https://www.enlacejudio.com/2022/11/09/israel-desentierra-un-peine-de-marfil-de-1700-a-c-inscrito-con-una-suplica-contra-los-piojos/

Florentino Convergente

https://www.lavozdegalicia.es/noticia/espana/2022/11/03/anticorrupcion-pide-cuatro-millones-fundacion-florentino-perez-financiar-irregularmente-convergencia/00031667470315361226473.htm

Jojol trincón

https://t.co/ToaSJDX498

Sandwiches chuparreaos

https://sputniknews.com/20221110/nurses-who-voted-to-strike-over-pay-take-patients-leftover-food-to-survive-1103972473.html

AeroFugees

https://es.euronews.com/2022/11/10/berlin-convierte-un-antiguo-aeropuerto-en-centro-de-refugiados

Fortune Pink

https://es.euronews.com/2022/11/09/un-diamante-rosa-es-subastado-en-ginebra-por-286-millones-de-euros

Refuerzo Fronterizo

https://es.euronews.com/2022/11/11/francia-afea-a-italia-su-falta-de-solidaridad-con-los-migrantes-y-controlara-las-fronteras

Cripto Hohols

https://elcaso.elnacional.cat/es/noticias/estafa-millonaria-inversiones-criptomonedas-fraude-50-millones-lleida-ucrania_915351102.html

Grabaciones extraviadas

https://mpr21.info/desaparecen-de-la-audiencia-nacional-las-escuchas-telefonicas-que-sirvieron-para-investigar-los-medios-de-financiacion-de-un-grupo-yihadista/

Vivienda inversa

https://www.epe.es/es/espana/20221104/negocio-comprar-casas-jubilados-alquiler-78130067

Sanciones a todo el mundo

https://www.ft.com/content/60a676ab-84e2-4723-ab2b-f4275661595c

Aguas bien administradas

https://aurora-israel.co.il/tres-provincias-argentinas-firmaron-un-convenio-con-la-empresa-israeli-mekorot-para-mejorar-el-manejo-del-agua/

PearlAfricaSat-1

https://www.theeastafrican.co.ke/tea/news/east-africa/uganda-launches-first-satellite-into-space-4012454

Pacific Rim

https://www.theweathernetwork.com/ca/news/article/noise-from-underwater-volcanic-eruption-across-the-pacific-heard-in-the-yukon

Cromos Buddy

https://www.pagina12.com.ar/496515-crean-un-album-de-figuritas-con-deportistas-lgbtq-de-todo-el

ItaloBolsos

https://www.pagina12.com.ar/496657-brasil-dos-hijos-de-bolsonaro-emigraran-a-italia

Vudú Mané

https://www.sportbible.com/football/world-cup-news-sadio-mane-injury-latest-20221110

Hincando rodilla

https://www.elespanol.com/corazon/casas-reales/20221110/corinna-imponente-juan-carlos-todas-esposas-querian/717428571_0.html

Chancla Albanesa

https://www.diariodepontevedra.es/articulo/pontevedra/conexion-narcos-gallegos-albaneses-pontevedra-mayor-cultivo-cannabis/202211092308211226390.html

Argentinizacion Nacional

https://www.infobae.com/opinion/2022/11/10/el-miedo-de-los-politicos-espanoles-si-seguimos-asi-vamos-a-ser-argentina/

Prueba del algodón

https://www.eldiariosur.com/virales/2022/11/8/dejaron-una-pala-en-una-parada-de-colectivos-nadie-se-la-llevo-57235.html

Badbunera quejica

https://www.eldiariosur.com/nacionales/2022/11/9/viral-una-bailarina-de-bad-bunny-se-quejo-de-los-talles-de-ropa-en-argentina-57262.html

MetaDesempleo

https://noticiasargentinas.com/internacionales/meta-despidio-a-mas-11-mil-empleados-y-mark-zuckerberg-se-aproxima-a-un-modelo-similar-al-de-elon-musk

El Viejo

https://noticiasargentinas.com/sociedad/imputaron-al-fundador-de-los-monos-por-violar-en-la-carcel-a-una-adolescente

Pisci-Party

https://www.libremercado.com/2022-11-09/los-escandalos-de-la-cop-27-la-ciudad-piscina-de-sharm-el-sheikh-se-declara-en-pobreza-hidrica-6952386/

SapoBufismo OjoJuntista

https://cadenaser.com/nacional/2022/11/09/no-los-chupeis-por-favor-la-curiosa-advertencia-de-las-autoridades-sobre-los-sapos-psicodelicos-y-las-consecuencias-de-lamer-uno-cadena-ser/

Pedro ciclista

https://www.libertaddigital.com/espana/2022-11-09/sanchez-anticipa-los-reyes-magos-y-carga-al-gasto-de-presidencia-seguridad-nacional-una-bici-estatica-de-184520eur-6952332/

Activista gallega

https://www.lavozdegalicia.es/noticia/coruna/2022/11/10/gallega-detenida-iran-participar-marchas/0003_202211H10P24994.htm

Brasucas subnormales

https://www.indy100.com/viral/brazil-election-hoax-lady-gaga

Artico-rrush

https://europe.infowars.com/norway-four-afghans-arrested-for-gang-rape-of-young-mother-on-arctic-island/

Poke Arroz

https://www.nintenderos.com/2022/11/el-arroz-pokemon-ya-es-una-realidad-en-japon-y-a-esto-es-a-lo-que-sabe/

Laboratorio Abusao

https://www.lemonde.fr/politique/article/2022/11/10/emmanuel-macron-lance-un-laboratoire-international-pour-proteger-les-enfants-en-ligne_6149401_823448.html

Florin a la baja

https://es.euronews.com/2022/11/09/hungria-esta-a-un-paso-de-liderar-la-inflacion-de-la-union-europea

Abuelas Terapeutas

https://www.lemonde.fr/afrique/article/2022/11/10/therapie-sur-bancs-publics-un-remede-de-grands-meres-du-zimbabwe-au-mondial-de-football_6149332_3212.html

Fragata Averiada

https://www.vozpopuli.com/espana/fragata-espanola-semana-yibuti-averia-impide-navegar.html

Mosso Atropellado

https://elcaso.elnacional.cat/es/noticias/detenido-hombre-atropellar-mossos-vendrell-abdelouahid-el-fassi_914604102.html

Maniqui Meloni

https://corrieredibologna.corriere.it/bologna/cronaca/22_novembre_11/bologna-manichino-giorgia-meloni-testa-giu-corteo-collettivi-antagonisti-5a741f2c-6190-11ed-b59c-4fb6fd5d9099.shtml

Ministro Dimitido

https://www.europapress.es/internacional/noticia-dimite-ministro-justicia-japon-decir-solo-noticia-cuando-tiene-firmar-ejecuciones-20221111110053.html

AlNusro Cagarras

https://www.noticiasdenavarra.com/gente/2022/11/09/escatologica-razon-peligro-compartir-piso-6212312.html

Que asco da el cine

https://www.diariocordoba.com/buzzeando/2022/11/09/dulceida-mario-vaquerizo-duo-influencers-78334952.html

Bertin mandril

https://informalia.eleconomista.es/famosos/noticias/12027132/11/22/Bertin-Osborne-niega-haberle-propuesto-sexo-a-Cristina-Almeida-Que-cambie-de-camello.html

Derrocholicos

https://www.libremercado.com/2022-11-09/derrocholicos-rehabilitadores-y-alcoholicos-piden-inmediata-retirada-ultima-campana-del-gobierno-es-una-falta-de-respeto-6952685/

Princesa Hechicera

https://www.elperiodico.com/es/gente/20221108/princesa-marta-luisa-noruega-rompe-casa-real-78302443

Deficit Energetico

https://es.euronews.com/2022/11/09/deficit-energetico-en-moldavia-una-encrucijada-entre-rusia-y-occidente

Rebeldes Musulmanes

https://www.thedefensepost.com/2022/11/10/clashes-philippine-military-muslim-rebels/

Ciudadanos Extranjeros

https://www.dawn.com/news/1719571/iran-arrests-26-foreigners-over-deadly-shrine-attack

Modi No Entry

https://indianexpress.com/article/cities/hyderabad/narendra-modi-hyderabad-visit-posters-8262197/

Pañales Amazon

https://www.eldia.com/nota/2022-11-7-21-24-0-insolito-jeff-bezos-denunciado-por-no-dejar-ir-al-bano-a-su-empleada-domestica-espectaculos

Palomas Zombi

https://www.elperiodico.com/es/sociedad/20221109/extrano-virus-transforma-palomas-zombis-78326995?utm_source=telegram&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=btn-share

Escrotox

https://www.lasexta.com/programas/zapeando/boticaria-garcia-habla-escrotox-moda-inyectarse-botox-escroto-que-puede-afectar-reproduccion_20221108636a620724a04a0001c2e13a.html

GTA Valencia

https://www.lasprovincias.es/horta/varias-pandillas-jovenes-20221107091752-nt.html

Protestas Inflacionarias

https://www.dawn.com/news/1720267/chaos-in-london-paris-as-workers-seek-raises

Espada Jagdamba

https://indianexpress.com/article/cities/mumbai/maharashtra-will-discuss-return-of-chhatrapati-shivaji-sword-with-uk-pm-rishi-sunak-minister-8261796/

La larga Marcha continua

https://www.dawn.com/news/1720242/imran-asks-cjp-to-probe-army-officers-role-in-attack

Bañorrushers

https://www.ultimahora.es/sucesos/ultimas/2022/11/10/1826395/violacion-mallorca-detenido-por-drogar-violar-menor-playa-palma.html

Sangre para UkrAina

https://emergency-live.com/es/noticias/crisis-en-ucrania-piden-donaciones-de-sangre-suficientes-bolsas-solo-para-tiempos-de-paz/

41975 euros por segundo

https://okdiario.com/espana/irene-montero-dilapida-1-259-269-campana-favor-estar-gorda-ir-sin-depilar-9922284

Nacho Chanclal

https://www.elespanol.com/alicante/vivir/20221106/nacho-vidal-enlace-gestion-almacenes-mayor-marihuana/716178517_0.html

CaptaBia Saudi

https://www.abc.es/internacional/arabia-saudi-primer-consumidor-captagon-droga-produce-20221104143726-nt.html

MegaAlijo chanclil

https://www.lasprovincias.es/sucesos/mayor-alijo-marihuana-valencia-20221105115042-nt.html

FollaPistolas

https://elpais.com/espana/comunidad-valenciana/2022-11-09/detenido-un-hombre-tras-dispararse-en-el-pene-por-estar-en-posesion-de-un-arma-sin-licencia.html

Fósiles mancillados

https://www.lmneuquen.com/de-londres-neuquen-rescatar-dientes-dinosaurios-n965442

Hackeo ruso

https://www.xataka.com/seguridad/grave-hackeo-a-hacienda-compromete-datos-medio-millon-contribuyentes-han-ido-a-nombres-concretos