Horny Report 272

Hora Cofrade, Vlad-Donald´s, Trucha Taxi, Demagogia Obrera, Superagente Abusao, Alien Enmanuelle, Boko-Jima, Al Bujari, Saud Bazar, VarilodoMacaco, LadinoFlix, Viola Leyes. Imram Jam, Carnero Condenado y mucho mas

ENLACES

Vlad-Donalds

https://www.elpais.cr/2022/05/26/el-nuevo-mcdonalds-planea-abrir-en-rusia-el-12-de-junio-bajo-otra-marca/

Maestra Rasilta

https://nypost.com/2022/05/23/michigan-school-suspends-teacher-for-worksheet-comparing-obama-to-monkeys/

Karaoke Boris

https://www.dawn.com/news/1691531/report-speaks-of-drunkenness-scuffle-at-downing-street-parties

Demagogia Obrera

https://elpais.com/economia/2022-05-24/los-empresarios-creen-que-pagar-mas-es-una-solucion-simplista-y-demagogica-contra-la-falta-de-mano-obra.html?ssm=TW_CM

Boomers Hipoteca Inversa

https://www.20minutos.es/noticia/5005665/0/bbva-alerta-hijos-baby-boom-pensiones/

Taxi trucha

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/18659433/fake-taxi-driver-kidnap-woman-sex-assault/

Azadi March

https://www.dawn.com/news/1691441/azadi-march-imran-gives-6-day-deadline-to-govt-to-announce-polls-warns-hell-return-to-capital-otherwise

Huggy Wuggy

https://fr.metrotime.be/monde/huggy-wuggy-la-peluche-qui-inquiete-les-parents-et-traumatise-les-enfants

Ukranka unplugged

https://www.latintimes.com/ivanka-trump-meets-ukrainian-refugees-during-poland-visit-takes-part-guitar-jam-515889

Éxito Pandémico

https://www.elconfidencial.com/mundo/2022-05-26/corea-del-norte-califica-de_3431127/

Adiós Joe

https://www.elmundo.es/internacional/2022/05/25/628d635efc6c83cc2f8b45b9.html

Ejercicios Navales

https://www.philstar.com/world/2022/05/27/2184108/china-plots-fresh-military-exercises-south-china-sea

BarbieYogui Satánica

https://www.20minutos.es/gonzoo/noticia/5006007/0/una-influencer-cristiana-advierte-de-los-peligros-de-la-nueva-barbie-que-hace-yoga-satanas-va-a-por-los-ninos/

Multas Machistas

https://www.elespanol.com/espana/comunidad-valenciana/20220525/monica-oltra-rechaza-ximo-puig-defiende-abolicion/674932646_0.html

Bunga Bunga

https://www.elpais.cr/2022/05/25/la-fiscalia-italiana-pide-prision-para-berlusconi-por-sus-fiestas-bunga-bunga/

Balconing al alza

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/18668117/brit-tourist-smashing-head-pool-dive-magaluf/

Vestido Pack

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10809497/Keeley-Hazell-deceives-eye-slips-naked-body-printed-maxi-dress.html

Pasaje del Terror

https://www.voltairenet.org/article217047.html

Verano Seco

https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/18660151/uk-drinkers-beer-shortage-summer-warning/

Amante Alien

https://www.latintimes.com/american-actress-emanuela-rose-dating-alien-says-intimacy-much-better-men-515817

Penny Wong te amenaza.

https://www.infobae.com/america/mundo/2022/05/27/australia-pidio-a-las-naciones-insulares-del-pacifico-que-reflexionen-sobre-las-consecuencias-de-pactar-con-china/

Refugee Rompehogares

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/18652703/homewrecker-ukrainian-refugee-love-triangle/

Palizón y detención

https://www.tycsports.com/copa-libertadores/ocho-detenidos-en-el-banderazo-de-deportivo-cali-antes-de-enfrentar-a-boca-les-encontraron-navajas-y-machetes-id438015.html

Saqueo de granos

https://es.news-front.info/2022/05/25/eeuu-ofrece-un-caramelo-envenenado-a-bielorrusia-para-saquear-a-ucrania/

Salario emocional

https://www.elconfidencial.com/cultura/2022-05-22/quiere-pegarte-abrazados-corriendo-milonga-salario_3428581/

Alegato final

https://www.abc.es/gente/abci-johnny-depp-ningun-humano-perfecto-pero-nunca-cometi-agresion-sexual-202205260934_noticia.html

Palillero MasterChef

https://www.google.com/amp/s/futbol.radioformula.com.mx/farandula/2022/5/18/denuncian-juez-de-masterchef-por-supuesto-abuso-laboral-cobraria-multas-sus-empleados-57284.html

Amenazas Otomanas

https://www.trt.net.tr/espanol/turquia/2022/05/26/si-grecia-no-renuncia-a-militarizar-las-islas-comenzara-la-disputa-por-la-soberania-1833012

Bazares Salman

https://www.arabnews.com/node/2090486/saudi-arabia

No Entry

https://www.arabnews.com/node/2090616/saudi-arabia

Panico Pulgoso

https://www.lavanguardia.com/deportes/20071010/53401137112/un-muerto-y-mas-de-300-atendidos-de-urgencia-en-el-maraton-de-chicago.html

EcoClimatatizacion

https://timesofmalta.com/articles/view/spain-limits-air-conditioning-to-save-energy.957595

Sargento Mamao

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/18654116/soldier-drunk-demoted/

Pirateria jUsana

https://www.infobae.com/america/eeuu/2022/05/27/estados-unidos-confisco-un-cargamento-de-petroleo-irani-cerca-de-una-isla-griega/

Matarlos de hambre

https://www.elsoldemexico.com.mx/mexico/politica/a-los-periodistas-hay-que-matarlos-de-hambre-filtran-audio-de-alejandro-moreno-8333288.html

Caras de Anglalf

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/18653656/gandalf-lord-of-the-rings-found-floorboard/

Apocalipsis George

https://es.news-front.info/2022/05/25/george-soros-dice-que-se-debe-derrotar-al-presidente-putin-lo-antes-posible-para-preservar-nuestra-civilizacion/

Escombros Anglos

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.abc.es/cultura/arte/abci-museo-britanico-revienta-negociaciones-marmoles-partenon-y-dice-recogieron-escombros-202205231909_noticia_amp.html

Abusao Agente FIFA (SuperAgente Abusao )

https://www.lavanguardia.com/deportes/futbol/20220524/8288926/mbappe.html

Museo Turbio

https://www.trt.net.tr/espanol/cultura-y-arte/2022/05/27/escandalo-en-el-museo-del-louvre-acusan-a-ex-director-de-trafico-de-antiguedades-y-lavado-de-dinero-1833338

Depeche-toi esclave

https://fr.metrotime.be/monde/depeche-toi-esclave-elle-insulte-son-livreur-uber-eats-et-ecope-dune-amende-de-1000eu

AfroPestePorcina

https://www.lemonde.fr/planete/article/2022/05/26/peste-porcine-africaine-un-foyer-detecte-dans-l-ouest-de-l-allemagne-pres-de-la-frontiere-francaise_6127788_3244.html

Abono AntiKhanato

https://www.elsaltodiario.com/transporte-publico/alemania-introduce-un-abono-de-nueve-euros-en-el-transporte-publico-para-hacer-frente-a-la-inflacion

Mordeduras Salvajes

https://fr.metrotime.be/belgique/un-festival-hasselt-arrete-apres-des-cas-suspectes-de-piqures-sauvages-22-adolescents-touches

Abusao respect

https://es.noticias.yahoo.com/macron-pide-erdogan-respeto-entrada-135302152.html

Estado de Emergencia

http://www.super.kg/kabar/news/408409/

Plutonio Hohol

https://www.elpais.cr/2022/05/26/el-oiea-revela-que-ucrania-tenia-30-toneladas-de-plutonio-en-una-de-sus-plantas-nucleares/

Vuelve CaraPasa

https://www.abc.es/gente/abci-acusan-kevin-spacey-agredir-sexualmente-tres-hombres-reino-unido-202205261654_noticia.html

Satanismo Guarimbo

https://www.semana.com/mundo/articulo/detienen-a-una-abuela-por-someter-a-su-nuera-y-nietos-en-medio-de-un-ritual-satanico/202258/

Frankenstein copión

https://www.eldiario.es/economia/daniel-lacalle-obtuvo-doctorado-cum-laude-tesis-plagada-copia-pega-textos-propios_1_9007362.html

Brote de Violencia

https://www.thedefensepost.com/2022/05/26/three-beheaded-mozambique-attacks/

Boko Islands

https://www.thedefensepost.com/2022/05/25/niger-killed-jihadists-lake-chad/

Favelas pacificadadas

https://www.pagina12.com.ar/423985-al-menos-22-muertos-en-una-favela-de-rio-de-janeiro-por-un-m

Purga canadiense

https://larepublica.pe/mundo/2022/05/23/activistas-canadienses-se-oponen-a-la-eutanasia-de-los-pobres/

Burkini ilicitano

https://www.elmundo.es/comunidad-valenciana/2022/05/24/628ca91f21efa0317e8b45a7.html?cid=TELEM01

LadinoFlix

https://aurora-israel.co.il/la-reina-de-la-belleza-de-jerusalen-la-nueva-serie-de-netflix-con-lenguaje-ladino/

Escasez de Toyotas

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/business/business-news/532156-toyota-to-cut-global-production-in-june.html

Nuevos pesos

https://www.perfil.com/noticias/actualidad/mejores-memes-nuevos-billetes-ascenso-san-martin-maradona-los-pimpinela.phtml

Secuestros al alza

https://www.elpais.cr/2022/05/25/dos-hospitales-reabriran-en-haiti-tras-liberacion-de-doctora/

Carbón verde

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.diariodeleon.es/articulo/provincia/bruselas-decide-ahora-volver-carbon-cortar-dependencia-gas-ruso/202205190335542222102.amp.html

Swastikas negrobolivianas

https://www.lmneuquen.com/neuquen-pintaron-esvasticas-un-organismo-nacional-n913840

Yoon Bravucon

https://cnnespanol.cnn.com/2022/05/23/exclusiva-cnn-presidente-corea-del-sur-era-de-apaciguar-a-corea-del-norte-termino-trax/

Fiesta Ilegal

https://indianexpress.com/article/cities/chennai/chennai-3-more-arrested-for-organising-illegal-party-at-anna-nagar-mall-7938979/

Boda Dalit

https://indianexpress.com/article/cities/ahmedabad/gujarat-attack-brides-procession-crimes-against-dalits-7938472/

Haryana Gangs (motochorrismo bambalamke)

https://indianexpress.com/article/cities/chandigarh/cops-arrest-5-of-gang-that-demanded-50-cr-from-trader-7938648/

Supremacismo Hindu

https://www.infobae.com/america/agencias/2022/05/20/el-taj-mahal-joya-arquitectonica-de-india-en-la-mira-de-los-fanaticos-hindues/

EcoUkros

https://www.thedefensepost.com/2022/05/26/ukraine-electric-bikes-nlaws/

CriptoCao

https://www.elconfidencial.com/mundo/2022-05-23/el-fbi-busca-a-cao-de-benos-por-ayudar-a-corea-del-norte-a-evadir-algunas-de-las-sanciones_3429513/

Al Bujari

https://spanish.almanar.com.lb/617575

Antisemitismo Iracundo

https://www.enlacejudio.com/2022/05/24/cantan-muerte-a-israel-en-funeral-de-oficial-de-la-guardia-revolucionaria-de-iran-ultimado-en-teheran/

Egipto Veggie

https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20220523-sisi-suggests-egyptians-eat-tree-leaves-as-prices-soar/

Traje Collie

https://www.20minutos.es/gonzoo/noticia/5004052/0/el-hombre-mas-perro-del-mundo-un-youtuber-cumple-su-sueno-de-ser-un-collie-gracias-a-un-traje-hiperrealista-valorado-en-14-600-euros/

Arbol Bulala

https://www.dw.com/es/conservacionistas-en-camboya-piden-que-se-deje-de-recolectar-rara-planta-f%C3%A1lica-para-tomarse-selfis/a-61935467

Peliculas rapidas

https://www.genbeta.com/actualidad/peliculas-rapidas-fenomeno-viral-japon-ultimos-anos-que-ahora-puede-costarles-millones-a-tres-youtubers

Bono Verde

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2022/05/25/business/green-economy-bond-nuclear/

Comunismo polaco

https://www.elpais.cr/2022/05/22/polonia-propone-que-noruega-comparta-con-ucrania-sus-ganancias-del-gas-y-petroleo/

Dumping cárnico

https://www.rionegro.com.ar/economia/argentina-insolita-carne-recorre-mas-de-14-000-km-para-ser-vendida-aqui-a-la-mitad-de-lo-que-vale-la-nuestra-2308743/

Atentado al Sasánida

https://www.lanacion.com.ar/el-mundo/el-jefe-de-la-inteligencia-de-ucrania-dice-que-hubo-un-intento-de-asesinato-contra-putin-al-inicio-nid23052022/

NY Times antisemita

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/25/world/middleeast/iran-israel-killing-khodayee.html

Roba gallinas

https://www.extra.com.py/actualidad/denuncio-su-vecino-robarle-13-gallinas-n3002375.html

Pogromos soviéticos

https://www.enlacejudio.com/2022/05/25/rusia-veta-a-numerosos-judios-estadounidenses-incluidos-rabinos-de-chabad/

Florentineza sacacuartos

https://www.eleconomista.es/infraestructuras-servicios/noticias/11781524/05/22/ACS-reclama-200-millones-por-sobrecostes-en-las-obras-del-aeropuerto-de-Los-Angeles.html

Roba compresas

https://www.extra.com.py/actualidad/denuncio-su-vecino-robarle-13-gallinas-n3002375.html

Variola dos Macacos

https://fr.metrotime.be/monde/variole-du-singe-lue-prepare-des-achats-groupes-de-vaccins-contre-la-variole-du-singe

Migrantes argentinos

https://aurora-israel.co.il/uruguay-punta-del-este-duplico-su-poblacion-judia-luego-de-la-pandemia/

Boris Jhonsin

https://en.mercopress.com/2022/05/23/oui-monsieur-stanley-boris-johnson-s-father-becomes-french-citizen

Estudiante boliviano

https://en.mercopress.com/2022/05/23/never-graduating-student-leader-arrested-in-bolivia-for-embezzlement

Dengue Manejable

https://www.philstar.com/headlines/2022/05/27/2184113/doh-says-dengue-cases-still-manageable

Recitacion de Majils

https://www.hmetro.com.my/mutakhir/2022/05/845882/majlis-tilawah-dan-hafazan-al-quran-peringkat-kebangsaan-kembali

Lavadora compartida

https://okdiario.com/espana/alberto-garzon-promueve-compartir-electrodomesticos-vecinos-contaminar-menos-9109404

Faraón ManoLarga

https://www.lmneuquen.com/elon-musk-fue-acusado-acoso-sexual-una-empleada-spacex-n913325

PeloPistola

https://aristeguinoticias.com/2505/mundo/trump-encabezara-convencion-de-la-asociacion-nacional-del-rifle-pese-a-masacre-en-texas/

Magic Floren

https://www.eleconomista.es/infraestructuras-servicios/noticias/11783635/05/22/ACS-y-Ferrovial-se-disputan-un-tren-automatico-de-1300-millones-en-California.html

Maestro Fisgón

https://www.malaymail.com/news/singapore/2022/05/24/in-singapore-teacher-gets-18-weeks-jail-for-planting-camera-under-colleagues-desk/8569

Mou Abrahamico

https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20220326-morocco-israel-sign-mou-on-military-cooperation/

TranKylian con el Pueblo

https://aurora-israel.co.il/la-estrella-del-futbol-frances-y-mundial-kylian-mbappe-sale-con-una-modelo-israeli/

Subcontrata francesa

https://www.france24.com/en/africa/20220524-islamic-state-group-trying-to-control-mali-niger-border-with-series-of-attacks

Rey Salomón

https://www.the-star.co.ke/news/africa/2022-05-24-cameroons-king-solomon-dies-aged-97/

Huerfanasrrusher

https://english.alaraby.co.uk/news/egypt-tycoon-jailed-3-years-assaulting-orphan-girls

Carnero entrullado

https://english.alaraby.co.uk/news/baad-sheep-south-sudan-jailed-killing-woman

RinoCidio

https://www.occrp.org/en/daily/16371-la-caza-furtiva-de-rinocerontes-en-aumento-en-sudafrica

China-Cola

https://www.occrp.org/en/daily/16313-us-sentences-chemist-for-theft-of-coca-cola-secrets-worth-120-million

Moderación aeroportuaria

https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/afghanistan-uae-taliban-deal-operate-airports

Sobrecarga aérea

https://informalia.eleconomista.es/casas-reales/noticias/11785370/05/22/La-sobrecarga-de-marisco-gallego-en-el-avion-de-don-Juan-Carlos-para-agasajar-a-sus-amigos-arabes.html

Khanato argentino

https://www.lanacion.com.ar/el-mundo/con-una-inflacion-anual-del-18-vladimir-putin-subio-10-las-pensiones-y-el-salario-minimo-en-rusia-nid26052022/

Consejos Henry

https://www.businessinsider.com/kissinger-ukraine-give-up-land-russia-not-humiliate-putin-2022-5

Sin trabajo

https://riafan.ru/23450727-ukrainskie_bezhentsi_ne_v_sostoyanii_naiti_rabotu_v_ispanii

Libre mercado

https://elpais.com/economia/2022-05-24/la-sepi-aprueba-el-rescate-de-air-nostrum-con-111-millones-del-fondo-covid.html

Tásers arizonicos

https://www.elconfidencialdigital.com/articulo/defensa/guardia-civil-recibe-fin-pistolas-taser/20220524140123400897.html

Ertzaintza Abrahamica

https://www.elsaltodiario.com/espionaje/gigante-israeli-espionaje-sistema-monitorizacion-telefonica-ertzaintza

SacaCuartos Fato

https://www.europapress.es/economia/laboral-00346/noticia-espanoles-destinan-393-salario-pagar-impuestos-casi-cinco-puntos-mas-media-ocde-20220524110225.html

Símbolos eslavos

https://cadenaser.com/nacional/2022/05/23/tatuarse-por-ucrania-la-iniciativa-de-varios-ciudadanos-para-recaudar-fondos-y-ayudar-a-sus-soldados-cadena-ser/

Menita Warriors

https://www.abc.es/espana/madrid/abci-marroquies-mayoria-tercera-banda-latina-madrid-202205260144_noticia.html

Paguita Hohol

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.elcorreo.com/sociedad/gobierno-vasco-ayuda-20220526211524-nt_amp.html