Horny Cuarentena Report #5

Desde nuestros bunkeres para todo el mundo Horny Report continua informando con una serie de especiales desde el encierro. Cuidado pues!

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Fallece CocaPaperClip
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-bolivia-cocaine-arcegomez/bolivias-jailed-former-minister-for-cocaine-dies-at-82-idUSKBN21I2BF

Año de la Tolerancia
https://english.alaraby.co.uk/english/news/2020/4/7/first-mormon-temple-in-middle-east-planned-for-dubai

Alaska perforada
https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3913526

Naves Piratas
https://sputniknews.com/military/202004091078890006-uk-navy-launches-state-of-the-art-nuclear-sub-bristling-with-spearfish-torpedoes-tomahawk-missiles/

Bokomerun
https://allafrica.com/stories/202004080007.html

Museveni Fittness
https://www.observer.ug/news/headlines/64205-no-new-coronavirus-cases-in-uganda-museveni-video-breaks-internet

NiñosRata Nancys
https://ekspress.delfi.ee/kuum/kes-on-komandor-kapo-tabas-vagivaldse-natsiorganisatsiooni-eestlasest-juhi?id=89488391

Smombies futuristas
https://www.vesti.ru/doc.html?id=3255708

ERTE Lotería
https://www.elperiodico.com/es/economia/20200410/solo-36000-trabajadores-cobraran-erte-en-el-mes-de-abril-7923830

Autoridades sanitarias recomiendan el pack
https://www.elconfidencial.com/alma-corazon-vida/2020-04-02/sexting-masturbacion-irlanda-coronavirus_2530627/

Chapitos van venciendo al Mayo Zambada
https://www.infobae.com/america/mexico/2020/03/29/tras-meses-de-guerra-interna-el-mayo-zambada-perdio-el-control-del-cartel-de-sinaloa-ante-los-hijos-de-el-chapo/

Fatwua temporal para el selso
https://english.alaraby.co.uk/english/News/2020/4/3/Wives-can-refuse-sexual-advances-from-husbands-Saudi-cleric

Presos Straight Edge
https://www.lavozdeltajo.com/movil/noticia/46844/sucesos/actualidad--motin-en-la-carcel-de-ocana.html

Ebola out
https://allafrica.com/stories/202004080135.html

Consejos del rabino para no emborracharse
https://www.enlacejudio.com/2020/04/07/como-beber-4-copas-de-vino-y-mantenerse-sobrio/

Futbol activo
https://www.bbc.com/mundo/deportes-52224951

Voyeur Inmortalizado
https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/31/horrifying-close-shows-pervert-masturbating-leering-strangers-window-12486279/

Extesorero Pedofi supremo en libertad
https://www.publico.es/sociedad/abusos-sexuales-vaticano-ex-numero-tres-vaticano-sido-absuelto-anularse-condena-pederastia.html

Dumping químico Saudí
https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20200407-india-drops-saudi-arabia-from-anti-dumping-probe/

La Chacha
https://www.periodistadigital.com/politica/casa-real/20200409/filtran-insultos-amigos-rey-felipe-dona-letizia-reabre-guerra-casa-real-noticia-689404289430/amp

¿Escasez de munición?
https://www.la-prensa.com.mx/policiaca/a-rocazos-intentan-liberar-a-tres-presuntos-delincuentes-en-ecatepec-5083520.html

Kafala libanesa
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/04/lebanon-investigate-ghanaian-domestic-worker-death-200401182758252.html

Kafala
https://english.alaraby.co.uk/english/News/2019/11/5/Online-slave-trade-exposed-in-Kuwait

VanHelsingnismo desatado
https://www.perfil.com/noticias/internacional/mientras-tanto-en-malawi-la-gente-salio-a-cazar-y-linchar-vampiros-chupasangre.phtml#lg=1&slide=0

La infamia no descansa
https://news.yahoo.com/russia-aims-prosecute-destruction-war-175938627.html

Alpha Conde
https://allafrica.com/stories/202004090007.html

Bashar químico
http://www.aurora-israel.co.il/la-opaq-acusa-por-primera-vez-al-regimen-sirio-de-usar-armas-quimicas

Donald Custer
https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/07/trump-administration-revokes-land-native-americans-whove-lived-12k-years-12524427/

Estafa entre Pedofis fhistorico-fetichistas
https://www.20minutos.es/noticia/4220262/0/sucesos-a-prision-una-pareja-acusada-de-estafar-con-la-venta-de-munecos-reborn-que-no-entregaban/

Soldado de Alá
https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/isis-calls-coronavirus-soldier-of-allah-threaten-attacks-in-chicago-london/

Desfile de la Victoria
https://dan-news.info/obschestvo/pushilin-ne-planiruet-otmenyat-v-dnr-parad-ko-dnyu-pobedy-odnako-on-mozhet-projti-bez-zritelej.html

Sultán Respiron epidemiologo
https://www.hispantv.com/noticias/siria/463327/turquia-coronavirus-idlib

Incendio en Chernóbil
https://www.lavanguardia.com/internacional/20200406/48336802763/chernobil-incendio-radiacion-union-sovietica-zona-de-exclusion-nuclear-ucrania.html

Revisionismo vírico
https://dailycaller.com/2020/04/10/communism-china-coronavirus-deaths/

Colombianas secuestradas
https://www.diariojaen.es/movil/jaen/cae-en-jaen-y-cordoba-una-red-internacional-de-trata-de-mujeres-LH6999379

Control de ropa interior
https://japantoday.com/category/features/lifestyle/communist-party-fights-underwear-color-rules-in-japanese-schools

Nominas Inmunes
https://www.lasprovincias.es/politica/nomina-diputados-inmune-20200404183238-nt.html

Mandrilismo Smombie
https://www.elespanol.com/omicrono/software/20200402/porno-gratis-funciona-espana-crecimiento-trafico-pornhub/479453224_0.html

Nancy Magufo vs Negros Peronistas
https://www.pagina12.com.ar/258240-que-el-coronavirus-mate-a-5-o-6-millones-de-negros-peronista

Pelo de Albino
https://www.airedesantafe.com.ar/espectaculos/escandalosa-version-marcela-tauro-los-albinos-que-le-dan-el-pelo-susana-gimenez-n151295

Bocine BBC
https://english.alaraby.co.uk/english/News/2020/4/3/BBC-to-broadcast-Muslim-prayers-as-British-Muslims-self-isolate

Trotsky Sanders
https://www.lavanguardia.com/internacional/20200408/48390592379/sanders-retira-carrera-presidencial-terreno-libre-biden.html

CurritaVirus
https://www.lasexta.com/noticias/deportes/futbol/video-ultras-radicales-barcelona-espanyol-hospital_202004055e89daf92379790001470a19.html

Repuestos para Toyota disponibles
https://mundo.sputniknews.com/america_del_norte/202004091091056169-toyota-prolonga-hasta-mayo-el-cierre-de-sus-plantas-en-canada-eeuu-y-mexico/

TeleSelso
https://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2020/04/08/world/americas/ap-lt-virus-outbreak-mexico-home-sex-service.html

Cumpleaños del hijo de Gwyneth
https://www.20minutos.es/noticia/4222138/0/gwyneth-paltrow-celebra-el-cumpleanos-de-su-hijo-moses-con-un-desfile-que-mantiene-la-distancia-de-seguridad/

Incautación de Mercedes
http://www.herald.co.zw/index.php#

Alcalde Pedofi
https://www.lasprovincias.es/sucesos/exalcalde-valenciano-pedofilia-20200403192428-nt.html

Norieguismo Atlantista
https://www.voltairenet.org/article209655.html

Disney Hindú
https://japantoday.com/category/entertainment/streaming-service-disney-crosses-50-mln-paid-subscribers-mark-globally

Normas turísticas anteriores a la pandemia
https://www.lavanguardia.com/ocio/viajes/20200409/48380024694/normas-surrealistas-alrededor-mundo.html

Alarma Albina
https://www.infobae.com/america/agencias/2020/03/02/supersticiones-que-pueden-costar-la-vida-a-albinos-en-africa/

Nancys terroristas
https://mundo.sputniknews.com/rusia/202004061091025178-eeuu-designa-al-movimiento-imperial-ruso-como-organizacion-terrorista/

Distopia Hollywoodense
https://youtu.be/ZiGqAGU-xUQ

Al final gana Juanito
https://mundo.sputniknews.com/entretenimiento/202004091091056074-amber-heard-podria-enfrentar-tres-anos-en-prision-por-falsificar-evidencia-contra-johnny-depp/%20https://www.ibtimes.com/amber-heard-could-face-3-years-imprisonment-if-found-guilty-faking-evidence-2953787

Tregua Saudí
https://mundo.sputniknews.com/oriente-medio/202004091091057496-huties-arabia-saudi-se-toma-un-respiro-tras-derrotas-al-declarar-tregua-en-yemen/

Auge religioso
https://www.lasprovincias.es/sociedad/grupo-expertos-detecta-20200407200759-ntrc.html

Ronaldinho arrestado
https://as.com/tikitakas/2020/04/09/portada/1586414085_658308.html

Vandalismo Ukro
https://ria.ru/20200331/1569403460.html

Detector de mentiras
https://www.lavoz.com.ar/sucesos/prohiben-uso-del-detector-de-mentiras-entre-fuerzas-de-seguridad-federales

Despliegue de Patriots
https://www.elespectador.com/noticias/el-mundo/ee-uu-desplego-misiles-patriot-en-irak-para-que-articulo-912050

Feminismo Manchuriano.
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2020/04/10/asia-pacific/politics-diplomacy-asia-pacific/south-korea-first-feminist-party/#.XpCSkMgzaUk

Nueva ola Langostista
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2020/04/10/world/new-wave-locusts-threatens-africa/#.XpCS-cgzaUk

Berlusconi vende el Yate
https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/berlusconi-superyacht-sale/index.html

Porno marine
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/former-marine-turns-vr-porn-21846059

MosquitoCidio
https://www.businessinsider.es/matar-mosquitos-nuevo-plan-google-erradicar-enfermedades-617029

Cultistas Arrestados
https://leadership.ng/2020/04/10/police-arrest-9-suspected-cultists-in-ogun/

Prismáticos y Morteros
https://www.lavozdegalicia.es/noticia/internacional/2020/04/10/kim-jong-reaparece-publico-supervisar-pruebas-artilleria-corea-norte/00031586511766112574276.htm

Imán Sudanés
https://diariojudio.com/opinion/mundo-arabe/medio-oriente/predicador-sudanes-abdallah-hassan-jiballah-el-odio-y-la-hostilidad-hacia-los-judios-es-parte-del-islam-esta-terminantemente-prohibido-normalizar-relaciones-y-formar-alianzas-con-ellos/328628/

Chancla Libanesa
https://www.arabnews.com/node/1656456/middle-east

Hindu Drones
https://www.arabnews.com/node/1655861/world

AzucarKhan
https://www.arabnews.com/node/1654986/world

AladdinContratista
http://espanol.almayadeen.net/news/politics/1391256/canad%C3%A1-vender%C3%A1-armas-a-arabia-saudita

Subasta Doritera
http://espanol.almayadeen.net/news/technology/1390207/esta-playstation-fabricada-por-nintendo-cuesta-lo-que-un-pis

Explosión En Tunez.
https://cnnespanol.cnn.com/2020/03/06/explosion-cerca-de-la-embajada-de-estados-unidos-en-tunez/

ComcubinasThay
https://www.abc.es/estilo/gente/abci-infierno-concubinas-tailandia-drogadas-y-sumisas-para-placer-sexual-202004101316_noticia.html

El regreso de Raulito
https://www.losreplicantes.com/articulos/reaparece-raulito-que-la-detengan-drogadicto/

Racismo Indio
https://www.hindustantimes.com/gurugram/eight-arrested-for-assaulting-migrant-workers/story-U8Z9iLlGZO6pjLEchhhbNP.html

Grafiteros PKK
https://www.trt.net.tr/espanol/mundo/2020/04/10/partidarios-del-pkk-rociaron-con-pintura-en-aerosol-a-una-mezquita-en-alemania-1395128

El superCartel
https://www.infobae.com/america/mexico/2020/04/08/el-super-cartel-que-controlaba-el-trafico-de-drogas-entre-sonora-y-arizona/