Horny Cuarentena Report #3

Desde nuestros bunkeres para todo el mundo Horny Report continua informando con una serie de especiales desde el encierro. Cuidado pues!

ENLACES
Desinfecta Piramides
https://english.alarabiya.net/en/life-style/art-and-culture/2020/03/25/Video-Egypt-disinfects-pyramid-complex-amid-coronavirus-concerns.html

BrexitTraso
https://www.reuters.com/article/health-coronavirus-britain-brexit/britains-embattled-logistics-industry-calls-for-brexit-to-be-delayed-idUSL8N2BI6AT

Angutas Internacionales
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-24/countries-are-starting-to-hoard-food-threatening-global-trade

JhonyLibelo Postpuesto
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/johnny-depps-libel-trial-gets-postponed-because-coronavirus-1285620

CoronaBurdel
https://www.reuters.com/article/health-coronavirus-bangladesh/sex-workers-in-one-of-worlds-largest-brothel-appeal-for-funds-due-coronavirus-idUSL8N2BG6B1

Portaviones zurrañoso
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-24/unclogging-toilets-at-400-000-a-flush-among-navy-cost-overruns

Chuparetretes Malito
https://www.infobae.com/america/entretenimiento/2020/03/25/influencer-hospitalizado-tras-lamer-un-inodoro-tiene-coronavirus/

Malvinas Cerradas
https://www.infobae.com/sociedad/2020/03/27/las-malvinas-estan-en-riesgo-de-aislamiento-total-por-un-posible-casos-de-coronavirus-y-rechazaron-la-ayuda-humanitaria-de-buenos-aires/

CrocoCuarentena
https://www.t13.cl/noticia/mundo/hombre-no-respeto-cuarentena-fue-devorado-cocodrilo-africa

Rebel Homeless
https://www.elcorreo.com/bizkaia/nuevos-incidentes-techo-20200325182132-nt.html?ref=https:%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F

Detenciones Masivas
https://movimientopoliticoderesistencia.blogspot.com/2020/03/la-policia-ha-detenido-41000-personas.html

G20 Virtual (salman mas cuantico que nunca)
https://english.alarabiya.net/en/webtv/reports/2020/03/27/Saudi-Arabian-King-Salman-s-G20-virtual-summit-opening-remarks.html

Chancho Respiradores
https://www.lavozdeasturias.es/noticia/asturias/2020/03/25/asturias-prueba-cerdo-forma-exitosa-respirador-3d/00031585127345633606892.htm

Mas Prismáticos
https://www.lavozdegalicia.es/noticia/internacional/2020/03/21/corea-norte-lanza-dos-misiles-corto-alcance-mar-japon/00031584795140975869964.htm

Trajes sudados
https://www.elmundo.es/espana/2020/03/27/5e7e0e60fdddff08208b45b2.html

BlackRuina
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/fed-hires-worlds-largest-asset-manager-manage-its-massive-asset-purchases

Pánico Chanclil
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/coronavirus-denver-mayor-us-stockpiling-alcohol-stores-lockdown-a9422991.html

Aberración Millenial
https://www.20minutos.es/gonzoo/noticia/4204865/0/imagina-beethoven-reguetonero-convierte-cancion-para-elisa-temazo/

Taxista Mamao
https://www.lmneuquen.com/taxista-borracho-detenido-al-intentar-comprar-mas-alcohol-n693315

Coronalito
https://www.lmneuquen.com/insolito-encerraban-corralitos-la-gente-que-violaba-la-cuarentena-n693467

Streaming Papal
https://www.vaticannews.va/es/papa/news/2020-03/homilia-urbi-et-orbi-papa-francisco-suplica-dios-coronavirus.html

Almagro reelegido
http://canarias-semanal.org/art/27204/luis-almagro-reelegido-secretario-general-de-la-oea

Yates reptiles
https://actualidad.rt.com/actualidad/347356-ricos-refugio-seguro-coronavirus-yates

Secuestro en el Enyimba Fc
https://corbeaunews-centrafrique.com/des-footballeurs-nigerians-victimes-dun-kidnapping-liberes/

Snorkel vs Covid
https://www.elmundo.es/economia/ahorro-y-consumo/2020/03/25/5e7b8b2bfc6c839f198b463c.html

Familias subrogadas
https://m.europapress.es/sociedad/noticia-familias-subrogacion-atrapadas-ucrania-afean-exteriores-abandono-bebes-emergencia-covid-19-20200326125605.html

Mandril absuelto
https://www.ilgiornale.it/news/cronache/nigeriano-su-masturba-bus-assolto-perch-era-domenica-1829752.html

Atraco Budyrrusher
https://www.abc.es/espana/galicia/abci-pesadilla-hombre-obligado-practicar-felacion-atracadores-si-gritas-apunalo-202002221253_noticia.html#vca=rrss-inducido&vmc=abc-es&vso=tw&vli=noticia-foto

Bastardos polukros
https://diario-octubre.com/2020/03/24/el-regimen-de-polonia-impidio-que-aviones-rusos-con-ayuda-humanitaria-para-italia-atravesaran-su-espacio-aereo/

Encubrimiento progresista
https://okdiario.com/espana/psoe-podemos-compromis-impiden-que-investigue-abuso-sexual-del-marido-oltra-menor-5200033?utm_source=share_twitter

ERE Sanitario
https://cincodias.elpais.com/cincodias/2020/03/25/companias/1585163430_729234.html

Abu SkyWalker
https://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2020/03/27/-Space-Force-launches-its-1st-mission-with-coronavirus-precautions.html

Bokostan
https://elpais.com/internacional/2020-03-25/chad-admite-la-muerte-de-un-centenar-de-soldados-en-un-ataque-de-boko-haram.html

Recitadora Senior
https://iqna.ir/en/news/3467789/75-year-old-woman-memorizes-entire-quran

Turba Antivampirica
https://www.20minutos.es/noticia/4205418/0/ataque-peru-murcielagos-coronavirus/

Toyota City
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2020/03/24/business/corporate-business/toyota-ntt-smart-city/#.Xn5ZBeyCG9c

Dark Hotel
https://www.20minutos.es/noticia/4204013/0/un-ciberataque-trata-de-robar-contrasenas-a-empleados-de-la-oms-en-plena-pandemia-mundial/

Vlad Bond
https://mundo.sputniknews.com/europa/202003281090937877-roban-en-londres-5-pistolas-de-james-bond/

Ludópatas malperdedores
https://www.efe.com/efe/usa/economia/entablan-en-las-vegas-demanda-colectiva-contra-china-por-el-coronavirus/50000106-4203948

Remedios Colombianos
https://www.bluradio.com/nacion/duque-pide-encomendarse-al-sagrado-corazon-y-virgen-de-chiquinquira-en-cuarentena-245809-ie430

Princesa Roja
https://www.abc.es/estilo/gente/abci-muere-coronavirus-maria-teresa-borbon-parma-princesa-roja-202003270847_noticia.html

Volcán chileno
https://www.lmneuquen.com/se-registro-un-sismo-un-volcan-chileno-la-altura-varvarco-n692719

Confiscaciones fronterizas
https://www.trt.net.tr/espanol/economia/2020/03/24/italia-incauto-un-barco-que-llevaba-de-alcohol-isopropilico-a-tunez-1384192

Khmer popstar
https://cne.wtf/2020/03/24/keo-setha-pioneer-of-khmer-pop-dies-aged-84/

Amancismo Alemán
https://www.thedailystar.net/business/news/germany-assures-support-bangladeshs-garment-exporters-1886071

Heroína turca
https://www.elmundo.es/andalucia/2020/03/21/5e76539efc6c8340468b4652.html

Pedofi en Camboya
https://cne.wtf/2020/03/24/kampot-expat-smashes-into-building-video/

Ataúdes volantes
https://fly-news.es/industria/boeing-podria-reiniciar-la-produccion-del-b-737-max-mayo/

Bolsa Suiza
https://www.eleconomista.com.mx/mercados/Madrid-autoriza-a-operador-suizo-comprar-la-bolsa-espanola-20200324-0075.html

Boober Eats
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/boober-eats-lucky-devil-lounge-strip-club-covid-19-coronavirus-quarantine-971544/

Litio boliviano
http://canarias-semanal.org/art/27187/el-litio-de-bolivia-para-la-empresa-estadounidense-tesla

Ladrillo Ayuso
https://www.20minutos.es/noticia/4204194/0/consejo-gobierno-aprobado-madrid-nuevo-norte/

NacionalBocinismo
https://www.lavozdeasturias.es/noticia/asturias/2020/03/26/nino-autista-pancarta-madre-desesperada-insultos-salir-calle/00031585225976503197269.htm

Argelino Machetero
https://www.abc.es/espana/madrid/abci-argelino-ataca-machete-vecino-y-lanza-bengala-vehiculo-202003271226_video.html

Filosofia Reptil
https://www.elconfidencial.com/mundo/europa/2020-03-27/paises-bajos-coronavirus-colapso-cultura-muerte_2517808/

BlackCovid
https://www.elcomercio.es/internacional/union-europea/italia-rompe-tendencia-20200326185950-ntrc.html?ref=https:%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F

Mírame tor coño
https://www.elmundo.es/espana/2020/03/25/5e7b1d2afdddffde508b4573.html

Pack Docente
https://www.lmneuquen.com/un-maestro-rincon-envio-whatsapp-una-foto-desnudo-junto-la-tarea-los-chicos-n693373

One Ruina
https://mundo.sputniknews.com/economia/202003281090937432-la-empresa-britanica-oneweb-se-declara-en-quiebra/

Aniversario Schengen
https://elpais.com/economia/2020-03-26/el-plan-de-reactivacion-enfrenta-a-la-ue-en-su-mayor-crisis-sanitaria.html

Referendum Constitucional
https://allafrica.com/stories/202003230066.html

Medidas AntiBoko
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/10-things-nigeria-must-do-to-end-boko-haram-banditry-others-report.html

La Factura.
https://mundo.sputniknews.com/politica/202003231090872277-eeuu-exige-a-corea-del-sur-4000-millones-por-su-presencia-militar/

Cártel inventado
https://www.noticierodigital.com/2020/03/donde-esta-hugo-carvajal/

Amancio Marshall
https://www.losreplicantes.com/articulos/hazte-oir-recoge-fimas-amancio-ortega-premio-princesa-asturias/

PerioListos a sueldo
https://www.mundiario.com/articulo/sociedad/investigacion-revela-gobierno-chino-permitio-propagacion-coronavirus/20200326101435179549.html

ToyotaCreditos
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2020/03/27/business/corporate-business/toyota-requests-9-billion-credit-line-japanese-mega-banks-smbc-mufg/#.Xn35_IhKiUk

Un poco de Hanta
https://www.elnacional.cat/es/salud/coronavirus-despues-hantavirus-primer-muerto-china_484539_102.html

Exportación Arrocera.
https://es.vietnamplus.vn/premier-de-vietnam-ordena-suspender-firma-de-contratos-de-exportacion-de-arroz/118026.vnp

Cloroquinamiento
https://allafrica.com/stories/202003230256.html

Los gays no existen en Egipto
https://www.hrw.org/news/2020/03/20/egypts-denial-sexual-orientation-and-gender-identity

Gafas Vacunistas
https://www.voanews.com/africa/amid-challenges-south-sudan-vaccination-drive-tackles-measles

Festival de pesca
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/argungu-fishing-festival-bounces-back-10-years-after.html

Merapi a tope
https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/indonesian-volcano-spews-massive-ash-cloud?cx_testId=20&cx_testVariant=cx_5&cx_artPos=3#cxrecs_s

Educación Británica
https://www.ghanaiantimes.com.gh/woman-35-nabbed-for-swindling-30-people/

Paul Makonda
https://nairobinews.nation.co.ke/life/why-tanzanian-husbands-could-soon-be-compelled-to-pay-their-wives-salaries

Flexibilidad Maderera
https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/looser-rules-on-indonesia-timber-exports-spark-fears-for-forests

Escasez Condonil
https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/condom-shortage-looms-after-coronavirus-lockdown-shuts-worlds-top-producer

RebanaTamiles Indultado
https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/south-asia/sri-lanka-pardons-soldier-who-slaughtered-tamil-civilians

Sheriff Trump
https://www.mundiario.com/articulo/politica/trump-ofrece-15-millones-dolares-quien-capture-nicolas-maduro/20200326165631179580.html

Ferrocarril del Mal
http://spanish.almanar.com.lb/413635

Nostalgia Nollywood
https://theconversation.com/why-nigerians-living-abroad-love-to-watch-nollywood-movies-132983

Bromistas ghaneses
https://www.ghanaiantimes.com.gh/emergency-call-centre-receives-over-1-8m-prank-calls-in-3-months/

Confinamiento Takbir
https://allafrica.com/stories/202003230851.html

Diferencias Flacuchas
https://www.nation.co.ke/news/Shabaab-leaders-split-over-funds-control/1056-5505532-9a3qfh/index.html

Muerte por Dote
https://www.hindustantimes.com/chandigarh/chandigarh-woman-s-husband-in-laws-held-for-dowry-death/story-AfkIonV5Xwa6oGS0gOYG5H.html

Paraiso nocturno de rastreadores
https://allafrica.com/stories/202003230094.html

Gobierno Global
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/mar/26/gordon-brown-calls-for-global-government-to-tackle-coronavirus

Suministros israelíes
https://www.infodefensa.com/mundo/2020/03/24/noticia-suministrara-india-ametralladoras-negev-millones.html

Embarazarrush
https://www.radiodalsan.com/en/2020/03/27/man-arrested-over-rape-of-pregnant-woman-in-galmudug/

No hay khat
https://www.voanews.com/science-health/coronavirus-outbreak/coronavirus-hits-somalias-khat-sellers

Langostismo al alza
https://allafrica.com/stories/202003230676.html

Ayuso Proletaria
https://www.elperiodico.com/es/politica/20200328/ayuso-despidos-coronavirus-ilegal-empresas-7908704

Primer Ministro
https://www.globaltimes.cn/content/1183057.shtml

Matanza Sij
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2020/03/25/asia-pacific/gunmen-afghanistan-kill-25-raid-sikh-complex/#.XnzNvYhKiUk

Neumonia Desconocida
https://www.asianage.com/india/all-india/240320/rise-in-pneumonia-cases-concerns-doctors.html

PalilloVirus
https://www.eldiario.es/internacional/coronavirus-EEUU_0_1009649972.html

Actividad Maritima
https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/26/russian-warships-tracked-channel-north-sea-royal-navy-12459048/

PeloTeñido Pinchado
https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/26/hairstylist-stabbed-beaten-attacker-didnt-like-hair-colour-12308741/

Cometa Cenizo
https://www.muyinteresante.es/ciencia/video/el-cometa-atlas-pasara-en-mayo-y-sera-tan-brillante-como-la-luna-991585128547

PetroDesborde
https://www.straitstimes.com/business/companies-markets/world-on-the-brink-of-running-out-of-places-to-store-oil?cx_testId=20&cx_testVariant=cx_1&cx_artPos=8#cxrecs_s

Cuatreros AsaltaConvoys
https://laverdadnoticias.com/crimen/convoy-roba-oro-plata-sonora-20200324-0213.html

JuankarFalcon
https://www.elnacional.cat/es/politica/juan-carlos-i-rey-emerito-cuenta-suiza-investiga_485883_102.html

CJNG se rie de los Michuacanos
https://laverdadnoticias.com/crimen/VIDEO-CJNG-se-burla-de-la-Familia-Michoacana-por-usar-bombas-piratas-20200326-0101.html

Recuento de Cárteles
http://www.zocalo.com.mx/new_site/articulo/disputan-guerrero-hasta-14-carteles-pelean-por-territorios

Zambada sube lo precios
https://www.periodicocentral.mx/2020/nacional-seccion/item/6389-golpea-coronavirus-al-cartel-de-sinaloa-mayo-zambada-habria-ordenado-incrementar-precio-de-las-drogas-por-falta-de-suministros

Lavabos Moviles
https://www.24-horas.mx/2020/03/26/scouts-de-haiti-apoyan-con-lavabos-moviles/

Covid Moreno
https://www.eluniverso.com/noticias/2020/03/23/nota/7792437/lenin-moreno-esta-cuarentena-despacha-su-oficina