Anything can happen on Halloween, even a brand new Horny Housewives Book Club! Join your hosts Dylan and Shana as they deep dive into the steamy, salacious, and skin-crawlingly cringe-worthy world of romance novels. Let's send the kids to Grandmas, pop a bottle of rosé, and get two knuckles deep into some sizzling romance (creator note: romance is not present in this atrocity).

It's the spooky season, and we're taking a deeply unpleasant look into the centuries-old battle between the Lore, the Lykae, and the Valkyries with "A Hunger Like No Other", Book 1 of Kressley Cole's dark fantasy "romance" trilogy. Is smelling a person a reliable way to determine your soulmate? How does a 1,200-year-old incel understand the finer points of online shopping, but doesn't know how to drive a car? Is there anything even remotely resembling consent in the book (spoiler: no)? Buckle up, club. This one is a doozy.

As I Figure - Latinesque by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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