Bonus Episode: Valentine's Hotline

💘 HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! 💘

We all know this day is a scam made up by card companies and capitalist overlords, but it’s also a day to celebrate love, lust and our most lavicious of horror crushes. I asked members of the horror and film community to call in to my Valentine’s Day hotline and confess their crushes: with the caveat that I wanted them creepy, weird and very problematic. And what kind of host would I be if I didn't include a few of my own very questionable fancies?

IMMEASURABLE THANKS TO THE CALLERS BOTH ANONYMOUS AND NAMED, YOU BEAUTIFUL HORNY FREAKS MAKE MY LIFE WORTH LIVING:

Kinell @Colak

Zoe Rose Smith @ZoboWithAShotgun

Mike Leitch @autistichorror

Rebecca McCallum @PendlePumpkin

Kat Hughes @gizmoshikari

Mal Jutley @maljutley

Cass Clarke @cass__clark

Liz Bishop @athomewithhorror

Austin Torres @wouldyoudieshow

Rebecca Sayce @blsaycewrites

Andy Connor @WhereIsKnowhere

Grace Britten @film_overload_

Iona Smith @Fall_Out_Iona

Andrew Jara @jarafilms

Clare Wright @sundayyscaries

LT @queerdem0n

Vannah Taylor @thehorrorhellion

Vincent Gaine @DrGaine

MX Bel Morrigan @MxBelMorrigan

Jenna Jarvis @JJnaedrums

Jessie Martinez @softxdeath

Ryan Scott @RyanScottWrites

Bry @peppermint_te3

John Patterson @AstroSlop

Dame Sash @cinematic_villainy

J.M. Brandt @mrjmbrandt

Tori Potenza @theneonbanshee

Andy CT @AndyCTWrites

Ygraine Hackett-Cantabrana @what_scream

Alice Boyd-Leslie @aboydleslie

Alice Taylor-Matthews @AliceTaylorM

Caitlyn Downs @ScaredSheepless

Chandler Bullock @_Shockaholic

Blayne Waterloo @somehaginblack

Niels Hárpøth @NielsHarpoth

Joe Higgins @Head_Haunter_

Christina Brennan @cmbrennan_

Brett Petersel @Brett