New Beginnings and Violent Nights

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"Violent Night," we're not just reviewing a movie here – we're taking a sleigh ride through David Harbour's Santa portrayal, dissecting the film's tonal rollercoaster, and challenging the notion of holiday tropes and character redemption.

High n' Dry has returned, so get ready to question everything you thought you knew about simple cinematic pleasure as we debate whether a movie must ignite deep thought to spark joy. "Violent Night" serves as our test subject, juxtaposed with the effortless humor of classics like 'Beavis and Butt-Head Do America'. We're getting philosophical about fiery money scenes and what they say about our values.

And why stop at just watching Santa when you could reimagine stepping into the red suit yourself? We don't just critique – we fantasize about rewriting ourselves into the "Violent Night" narrative, contemplating the ludicrous logistics of Santa's sleigh and the overlooked elfin workforce. Raise a glass to those unsung heroes working through the festivities, our tipsy take on "Violent Night" might have you rethinking the meaning of Christmas. Pour yourself some Redwood Empire whiskey, relax, and let's make merry with a side of movie mayhem.