HEY JASSIE
41 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 14 ratingsHEY JASSIE is a podcast where co-hosts Jack Austin and Cassie Galonsky share hilarious stories and talk about the most random things. Have you ever got a splinter in your butt and brought it in for first-grade show and tell? Been gifted a toy whale by a drunk lady? Been beat up by a little girl? Found out you are related to your government teacher? Well if you have, that's such a coincidence because those are just a few of the ridiculous things that Jack and Cassie talk about on the amazing podcast HEY JASSIE. Join the Jassalopes, and listen today!
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HEY JASSIE NAME CONTROVERSY
May 18, 2020 04:00 - 23 minutes - 44.8 MBThis week we are back with our segments So Rad Vocab and Florida Man or Planned! HEY JASSIE Merchandise HEY JASSIE Stickers HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
THE END OF HEY JASSIE *mini podcast*
May 04, 2020 15:23 - 3 minutes - 6.58 MBAt the end of every episode, we usually put something absolutely random that does not make sense but funny. So this week, we decided to put all of those together for a mini podcast. Enjoy! HEY JASSIE Merchandise HEY JASSIE Stickers HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
HELD AT BANANA POINT
April 27, 2020 22:08 - 34 minutes - 64.7 MBThis week, we are back with our segments "Florida Man or Planned", "The Facts You Lacked", and "So Rad Vocab". We also talk about Cassie's commercial about reusable toilet paper, dogs (who doesn't love them?), and many more things. HEY JASSIE Merchandise HEY JASSIE Stickers HEY JASSIE Instagram Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
WHY WE ARE ALL MOZZARELLA STICKS
April 21, 2020 00:31 - 25 minutes - 48.2 MBWe're back, and this week we do our segments "Weekly Tim", "Florida Man or Planned?", and "SAY WHAT?!?". HEY JASSIE Merchandise HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
CASSIE'S MUPPET SOLO
April 13, 2020 22:18 - 25 minutes - 48.8 MBThis week, we are back with our segments QuaranTEA and a brand new segment called "Florida Man or Planned". We also get very sidetracked and somehow end up talking about the muppets, minions, and the time Cassie wan an elf. HEY JASSIE Merchandise HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
PRETENDING TO BE A ROBOT
April 06, 2020 17:09 - 19 minutes - 35.7 MBThis week, we are back with our third conservative segment of "QuaranTEA - Things to do in Quarantine", "Weekly Tim", and "So Rad Vocab". HEY JASSIE Merchandise HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
BACTERIA IN YOUR BELLY BUTTON
March 30, 2020 19:55 - 28 minutes - 53.8 MBThis week, we are back with our segments QuaranTEA, Weekly Tim, and The Facts You Lacked. Dear God Are We There Yet - GIVEAWAY HEY JASSIE Merchandise HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
QuaranTEA Special - Things To Do In Quarantine.
March 23, 2020 17:36 - 31 minutes - 58.9 MBThis week, we are back with a quarantine special. While we are all stuck in quarantine due to the COVID-19 pandemic, we thought we could list some things to do in our new segment "QuaranTEA". We also do our segments "SAY WHAT?!?", where we talk about crazy news stories and "The Facts You Lacked", where we share a crazy and funny fact with you. Make sure to check our Deux Life Thrift Boxes!!! Deux Life Thrift Boxes HEY JASSIE Merchandise HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram...
CASSIE WORKED WITH THE ANGRY GRANDMA
February 24, 2020 05:00 - 23 minutes - 45.5 MBThis week, we are back from almost a two-month break. We catch you up on all the things that have happened to us in the past two months. We also do our segments "Weekly Tim" and "SAY WHAT?!?". Check out the amazing podcast "Pawnee Public Forum" HEY JASSIE Merchandise HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
ONE YEAR OF HEY JASSIE
December 23, 2019 05:00 - 39 minutes - 75.1 MBThis week, it's the one year anniversary of HEY JASSIE! We talk about how it's been one year, do movie reviews, and talk about Christmas. We also do our segments "Weekly Tim", "SoRad Vocab", and "The Facts You Lacked". Make sure to check out the RuckUp Podcast! RuckUp Podcast HEY JASSIE Merchandise HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
PIGEONS WEARING COWBOY HATS ARE ON THE LOOSE
December 17, 2019 20:39 - 25 minutes - 48.1 MBThis week, we are back with our amazing guest Gwen Trautman! We talk about HEY JASSIE's one-year anniversary. We also do our segments "The Facts You Laked" and "SAY WHAT?!?". We did not have a "Weekly Tim" this week so we filled it in with "Weekly Gwen" by our amazing guest Gwen Trautman. *We apologize for the technical issues this week. The mic Jack was using broke and only recorded some of his audio.* HEY JASSIE Merchandise Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram ...
A McProblem at McDonalds
December 09, 2019 05:00 - 22 minutes - 40.4 MBThis week we are back and we talk about crazy dreams we've had, our name origins, our trip to the mall, Cassie dropping a bucket of pretzels, and so much more! We also do our segments "Weekly Tim" and "The Facts You Lacked". HEY JASSIE Merchandise Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
HOW TO SURVIVE A BEAR ATTACK
December 02, 2019 05:00 - 22 minutes - 43.1 MBAfter a two month hiatus, HEY JASSIE is back! This week we return and catch up on what we've done in the last two months! Shop or Holiday Merchandise! HEY JASSIE Merchandise Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
WE'RE BACK!!!
September 16, 2019 04:00 - 29 minutes - 56.6 MBThis week, we return after a three-week break. We catch up after Cassie has moved to California to attend college and Jack switches to a new school. We talk about how Cassie bought then released a lobster back into the ocean and how Jack almost got into his first fight. HEY JASSIE Merchandise Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
IT'S TIME FOR HEY JASSIE TO SPLIT UP
August 19, 2019 04:00 - 23 minutes - 45.3 MBThis week, we talk about how Cassie is off the next morning for California, Jack gives Cassie goodbye gifts, and how Jack flung his gum on Cassie's wall. We also do our amazing segments "Weekly Tim", "SoRad Vocab", and "SAY WHAT?!?". HEY JASSIE Merchandise Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
WE LOST ALL OUR MONEY
August 13, 2019 03:41 - 12 minutes - 23.7 MBThis week, we talk about how we lost all our money by hanging out too much, how we went to the mall and spent too much money at the arcade, our new way to make a decision, and how Cassie almost hit a police car backing out of her parking spot. We also do our segment "The Facts You Lacked" where we share weird facts, and we also do our segment "SoRad Vocab" where we share a very strange word with a weird definition. HEY JASSIE Merchandise Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's In...
A DRUNK LADY GAVE US A TOY WHALE
August 05, 2019 04:00 - 31 minutes - 59 MBThis week, we talk about how we went to a music festival called MoPop, we talk about how we were gifted a toy whale by a drunk lady, the crazy weather, and the performers. We also talk about how Jack spilled soda all over himself and how we felt sick after eating Chili's. We also do our amazing segments "SAY WHAT?!?" and "Weekly Tim". HEY JASSIE Merchandise Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
WE ALMOST GOT MURDERED
July 29, 2019 04:00 - 22 minutes - 42 MBThis week, we talk about how we almost got murdered, how Cassie is afraid she is going to get murdered, and we get into a small argument about pet peeves on each other. We also do our new segment "SoRad Vocab", "The Facts You Lacked", and the fan favorite segment "Weekly Tim". HEY JASSIE Merchandise Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
ALLIGATORS LOOSE IN CHICAGO
July 22, 2019 23:56 - 27 minutes - 50.4 MBThis week, we talk about Cassie's vacation to Seattle, how we might have known each other a long time ago, Cassie's adventure into Canada, and how Jack was bribed into working out. We also introduce our new segment "SoRad Vocab"! HEY JASSIE Merch Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
JACK WAS BEAT UP BY A LITTLE GIRL
July 15, 2019 04:00 - 24 minutes - 47 MBWe're Back! This week we catch up on a lot of stuff. We talk about why we skipped three weeks, our latest musical James and the Fairy Ring, Jack getting slapped by a little girl, how we lost all our money at the arcade, HEY JASSIE taking on Mo Pop, how we spent our fourth of July, and discussing if Jack looks over twenty one after a waitress offered alcohol. HEY JASSIE Merch Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
JACK WAS BEAT UP BY A LITTLE GIRL
July 15, 2019 04:00 - 24 minutes - 47 MBWe're Back! This week we catch up on a lot of stuff. We talk about why we skipped three weeks, our latest musical James and the Fairy Ring, Jack getting slapped by a little girl, how we lost all our money at the arcade, HEY JASSIE taking on Mo Pop, how we spent our fourth of July, and discussing if Jack looks over twenty one after a waitress offered alcohol. HEY JASSIE Merch Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
STRANDED ON AN INFLATABLE UNICORN
June 17, 2019 04:00 - 28 minutes - 53.4 MBThis week, we talk about Jack's "coffee" shake and Cassie going to work in her slippers. We bring back the segment "SAY WHAT?!?" for the first time in season 2, we share weird facts in the segment "The Facts You Lacked", and share Tim's joke this week in fan favorite segment "Weekly Tim". We apologize for the audio issues this episode. HEY JASSIE Merchandise Patreon HEY JASSIE Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram Jack Austin's Instagram
HOW WE KILLED OUR FISH
June 11, 2019 02:05 - 25 minutes - 47.4 MBThis week, we have two guests for first time in HEY JASSIE history. We talk about our pet fish. Fishes? Fish? Fishie? What's the plural of fish? Who knows. Anyways, listen to this weeks podcast to hear the weekly Tim of the week. HEY JASSIE Merch Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
JACK'S HORROR STORY *mini podcast*
June 06, 2019 03:01 - 4 minutes - 8.16 MBThis is a mini-podcast from Season 2, Episode 1. We loved this story so much we wanted to publish it as a mini-podcast just in case you missed it. Enjoy! HEY JASSIE Merch Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
HUMANS WHO THINK THEY ARE COWS
May 20, 2019 04:00 - 31 minutes - 57.5 MBWe talk about Jack's greatest conspiracy, Cassie's thesis film screening, Jack's first time editing the podcast, and why Jack needs to keep his mouth shut. We also do our weekly segments The Facts You Lacked, Weekly Tim, and Say What. HEY JASSIE Merch Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's...
STARVING IN THE BAYOU
May 13, 2019 04:00 - 28 minutes - 53.9 MBThis week, we talk about Avenger Endgame (no spoilers), Cassie falling while skateboarding, and our new audition for theatre camp. Also, we do our weekly segments "Say What?!?", "Weekly Tim", and "The Facts You Lacked". HEY JASSIE Merch Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
THE MASHED POTATO MYSTERY
April 29, 2019 15:10 - 22 minutes - 42.4 MBThis week, Jack and Cassie talk about how Cassie is a professional skateboarder, share weird news stories, and introduce a new segment called "The Facts You Lacked". HEY JASSIE Merch Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
CASSIE ALMOST GOT ATTACKED BY A BEAR
April 22, 2019 04:00 - 19 minutes - 36.3 MBThis week, Cassie and Jack talk about how there was a bear on Cassie's campus, why Jack got weird looks from his neighbors, the man who set a world record seeing Captain Marvel 116 times, a naked firefighter in 7-11, and another segment of "Weekly Tim". HEY JASSIE Merch Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
CASSIE ALMOST GOT ATTACKED BY A BEAR
April 22, 2019 04:00 - 19 minutes - 36.3 MBThis week, Cassie and Jack talk about how there was a bear on Cassie's campus, why Jack got weird looks from his neighbors, the man who set a world record seeing Captain Marvel 116 times, a naked firefighter in 7-11, and another segment of "Weekly Tim". HEY JASSIE Merch Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
THE STOLEN DIAMONDS
April 15, 2019 04:00 - 32 minutes - 60.8 MBIn this weeks episode, we talk about why we took a break, our spring breaks, and the time Jack's friend stole fake diamonds from an escape room. Southwest Michigan's Fake Radio Show HEY JASSIE Merch Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
THE STOLEN DIAMONDS
April 15, 2019 04:00 - 32 minutes - 60.8 MBIn this weeks episode, we talk about why we took a break, our spring breaks, and the time Jack's friend stole fake diamonds from an escape room. Southwest Michigan's Fake Radio Show HEY JASSIE Merch Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram
JACK'S LONG LOST RELATIVE
March 25, 2019 04:00 - 18 minutes - 33.4 MBJack, Cassie, and guest Jaiden Cowles talk about Jack finding out he is related to his government teacher and share weird news stories in the fan favorite segment "SAY WHAT?!?". Jaiden's Instagram: @jaidenlaine Jaiden's Crafting Instagram: @jlccrafting Buy our HEY JASSIE merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/heyjassie Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heyjassie Donate to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/hey-jassie-s... HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/...
CASSIE'S NEW LOVE
March 19, 2019 23:53 - 26 minutes - 48.4 MBJack and Cassie with guest Mckenzee Kositzke talk about Cassie's new love for the boy with long eyelashes that works at Fazoli's. They also talk about their problems with McDonald's. Buy our HEY JASSIE merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/heyjassie Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heyjassie Donate to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/hey-jassie-s... HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/heyjassiepo... HEY JASSIE TWITTER: https://twitter.com/heyheyjassie Jack...
MAN WITH OVERFLOWING POCKETS OF WEED
March 04, 2019 05:00 - 17 minutes - 32.6 MBThis week, we talk about Jack starting drivers training, the man with overflowing pockets of weed, and share weird news stories on the segment "SAY WHAT?!?". Check out Cassie's Music Video! -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCUnO... Buy our HEY JASSIE merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/heyjassie Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heyjassie Donate to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/hey-jassie-s... HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/heyjassiepo... HEY ...
TRAPPED IN JACK'S BASEMENT
February 27, 2019 05:00 - 21 minutes - 39.7 MBIn this weeks episode of HEY JASSIE. co-host Jack Austin and Cassie Galonsky share the weirdest news stories alongside guest Hunter King. Check out Cassie's Music Video! -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCUnO... Buy our HEY JASSIE merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/heyjassie Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heyjassie Donate to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/hey-jassie-s... HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/heyjassiepo... HEY JASSIE TWITTER: https://...
THE TIME JACK GOT A BUTT SLIVER
February 18, 2019 05:00 - 23 minutes - 44.2 MBIn the new hilarious episode of HEY JASSIE, co-hosts Jack Austin and Cassie Galonsky talk about the time Jack got a sliver up his butt, introduce a new segment called "Say What?!?", and talk about Valentine's Day alongside guest Grace Cox. Follow Grace's Instagrams: @grace.cox5 and @gccsings Follow our Instagram @heyjassiepodcast Follow Jack's Instagram: @jack.aaustin Follow Cassie's Instagram: @cassieg2011
THE POLAR VORTEX
February 04, 2019 05:00 - 17 minutes - 32.7 MBIn this episode of HEY JASSIE, co-hosts Jack Austin and Cassie Galonsky talk about the polar vortex that recently happened. They also talk about how Cassie was accepted into college! We hope this episode of HEY JASSIE has you laughing and smiling! Join us again next Monday on HEY JASSIE! Cassie's Music Video! -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCUnO... Buy our HEY JASSIE merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/heyjassie Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heyjassie Donate to our G...
DAD JOKES AND Q&A
January 28, 2019 05:00 - 29 minutes - 53.6 MBIn the fifth episode of the #1 podcast in the world HEY JASSIE, co-host Jack Austin and Cassie Galonsky answer listeners questions and tell dad jokes.
WE ALMOST GOT ARRESTED
January 14, 2019 20:46 - 29 minutes - 55.4 MBIn this episode of the #1 podcast in the world "HEY JASSIE", co-hosts Jack Austin and Cassie Galonsky talk about childhood trends and how they almost got arrested alongside guest Gwen Trautman.
CELEBRITY ENCOUNTERS & NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS
December 31, 2018 23:16 - 21 minutes - 41.6 MBIn this episode of HEY JASSIE, co-hosts Jack Austin and Cassie Galonsky talk about celebrity encounters and new years resolutions alongside guest Ashlynn Hutchins.
GHOST STORIES, CONSPIRACIES, & FALLING OFF JET-SKIS
December 26, 2018 17:47 - 34 minutes - 63 MBIn the debut episode of HEY JASSIE, co-host Jack Austin and Cassie Galonsky talk about ghost stories, conspiracies, and tell the story about how they fell of a jet-ski alongside guest Gwen Trautman. The debut episode of HEY JASSIE will have you laughing and questioning your life.