The Kolton Patrick Show
29 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago -Listen to this podcast if you want to laugh AND improve
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Not Everyone needs a podcast
July 15, 2022 14:29 - 21 minutes - 19.5 MBApparently, just any joe shmoe off the street is starting podcasts now and it's disgraceful. Like, do these people not realize nobody cares. So today we are going to be checking out some podcasts that shouldn’t exist and then discuss why they shouldn't exist. https://linktr.ee/kolton.patrick
Wokeness Is a Disease And It's a Danger To Free Speech
April 22, 2022 18:40 - 39 minutes - 36 MBToday on The Kolton Patrick Show, I talk about how wokeness is an official disease according to the CDC and Elon Musk, how you can know if you have it, and how we can possibly stop this epidemic in its tracks. I believe we have to play their game if we want to win.
The Annual Woke Awards
March 31, 2022 21:11 - 41 minutes - 38.4 MBWelcome to the 94th annual Hollywood woke awards, where celebrities show you how woke they are by virtue signaling, preaching about politics and the gender pay gap even though it's not real. #willsmith #Oscars The Kolton Patrick Show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdpy... The Kolton Patrick Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thekoltonpa... Personal Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kolton.patr... Listen On Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... T...
I'm Fatphobic
March 29, 2022 02:10 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MBFind out why Kolton Is Fatphobic in today's episode of "The Kolton Patrick Show" The Kolton Patrick Show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdpy... The Kolton Patrick Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thekoltonpa... Personal Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kolton.patr... Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0qPk9NP... Listen On Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPd6vMeNk/
Adison Rea's New Show Is Terrible
March 25, 2022 17:18 - 24 minutes - 22.7 MBFor some reason, someone out there decided to make a show all about Addison Rea, but it's not what you think it is. There is no TikTok drama, and you won't be seeing Addison Rea throwing it back either. In Addison Rea's new show "Addison Rea Comes Home" the entire show is about Addison Rea doing normal everyday activities. HOW AWESOME! #addisonreagoeshome #snapchat The Kolton Patrick Show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdpy... The Kolton Patrick Show Instagram: https://www.instagram....
Racist Riddler, Gay Joker, Homophobic Batman
March 22, 2022 00:16 - 50 minutes - 46.2 MBIn Todays Episode of The Kolton Patrick Show, we are not only discussing the new batman movie that just came out but I also try and create the most accurate Batman movie I possibly can by making up a scenario that could really happen and I cast real people. I cast and go into the back story of a real-life joker, who went by the name of paul miller but is known best as Gypsy Crusader. I also cast a gay joker and a homophobic batman but you'll have to watch and see what happens with that. ...
Woke Kids Cartoons & a Naughty Newsman
March 11, 2022 00:31 - 57 minutes - 52.6 MBIn This Episode Of The Kolton Patrick Show, we are talking all about how we can all laugh and Improve. I believe even Jeffery Toobin a CNN newsman can improve after exposing himself on a zoom call. But sadly kids cant laugh at cartoons anymore because they have become too woke. Cartoon Creators are now pushing their political and social agendas down the throats of young kids through Blue Clues and Arthur. Watch till the end if you want to laugh and maybe even improve.
I'm A Psychic And WW3 Is On The Way
February 27, 2022 18:25 - 39 minutes - 36.2 MBIn this episode of The Kolton Patrick Show, I talk about how every time there is any tension between two countries people on TikTok Automatically start saying that there is going to be a ww3 and start making dumb TikTok's about it. I also talk about Sam Hyde and Idubbz, and how Idubbz got tricked by Sam Hyde when filming the documentary on his life. I and Ryan also try and react to rappers ranking themselves, but the rappers were so bad that I just had to start rapping myself. And then I tal...
Ranking Disney & Universal Rides
February 19, 2022 02:03 - 1 hour - 77.5 MBIn this episode of "The Kolton Patrick Show" Kolton and his cousin, lifelong best friend, and new co-host Ryan reminisce on their days of riding roller coasters at Disney World and Universal. Not only do we rank all the rides at these parks but we also tell crazy stories of what would go down while waiting in line for the ride.
I Was HomeSchrooled
January 29, 2022 17:25 - 59 minutes - 55.2 MBIn this episode of the Kolton Patrick Show, I take a peek into my past. I tell weird and embarrassing stories about what it was like to be homeschooled, rank the grade levels, and answer questions from fans.
Donald Trump Interview + Q&A | The Kolton Patrick Show Ep. 9
January 20, 2022 04:21 - 49 minutes - 45.6 MBIn this episode of The Kolton Patrick Show, I start it off by interviewing the ex-president of the united states. I also reacted to an old prankster on Youtube named Vitaly who recently abused a random girl on the street. Then to cap off this crazy episode I answer questions from my Instagram followers.
I'm The Edgy Version Of Joe Rogan | The Kolton Patrick Show Ep. 8
January 13, 2022 22:28 - 36 minutes - 33.5 MBIn this episode of The Kolton Patrick Show, I talk about how late-night host is all the same and they have literally been caught using the same jokers, Antonio Brown, the power of the dopamine detox, and much much more.
All Love Dawg | The Kolton Patrick Show Ep. 7
January 08, 2022 04:46 - 47 minutes - 44.2 MBIn today's episode of The Kolton Parick Show, I react to " Can Drag Queens + Grampas Choregragh to Britney spears? I make a tier list of the people I'm subscribed to on youtube. And I also talk about the beloved Joe Gatto and How he's leaving the Impractical Jokers.
How To Become A Sigma Male In 2022 w/ Gary Vee
December 31, 2021 07:17 - 1 hour - 55.9 MBWe all want to be sigma/alpha males, but do we really have what it takes? Gary Vee sure does... And he's going to be giving us some advice including his advice on my you should swallow your gum and not be a bitch. I also go deep into things I've been struggling with, and give you some tips from my own life and the best tips from the dozens of self-improvement books I've read throughout the years.
The Special Christmas Episode Ft. Santa
December 26, 2021 19:51 - 54 minutes - 50.4 MBIn this episode of The Kolton Patrick Show, I talk all about Christmas and how absolutely amazing it is. I talk about Christmas as a child, I rank the top ten things about Christmas and go into depth about Christmas movies. And I also interview my boy santa.
If Your Homeless... Just Buy A Home
December 17, 2021 00:07 - 27 minutes - 25 MBDude I gotta go watch a movie man
Cancel Cancel Culture | The Kolton Patrick Show Ep: 3
December 10, 2021 01:42 - 1 hour - 60.9 MBIn this episode of The Kolton Patrick Show, you'll find out how to wipe your ass. You'll find out how Danny Duncan got canceled. And I just talk about how awful cancel culture is in general.
JK Rowling Is My Mommy
December 06, 2021 01:11 - 50 minutes - 47.1 MBIn this episode of The Kolton Patrick Show, I responded to a listener's email about how he gets a boner every time he touches a woman. We talk about how Pete Davison bagged Kim K. We talk about the Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal situation. How they won't let JK rowling on the harry potter 20th anniversary. And how Spider-man No Way Home Is getting out of control.
The First Episode Of "The Kolton Patrick Show" | Ft. Tony Capeesh
November 24, 2021 22:08 - 58 minutes - 54.1 MBThe First Episode of The Kolton Patrick Show is here. We are here to take over the Late Night Show Community because Jimmy Kimmel sucks ass. Jimmy Fallon is fake. That one Noah guy only talks about politics. And now that Conan Obrian is gone I have to step up to take his place. In today's episode, Kolton talks about the differences between Late Night and Daytime Talkshows, Kyle Rittenhouse, and how to go viral on TikTok. He also has a very special guest. You know him from The Godfather, Taxi...
Nickelodeon Shows Ranked | Hey Buddy Podcast Ep.10
November 09, 2021 20:18 - 1 hour - 73.9 MBRanking the great shows off nickelodeon like Spongebob, Icarly, max and ruby, Airbender, and other classic Nickelodeon shows. we also watch some goofy tiktoks.
Ranking Cartoon Network Shows | Hey Buddy Podcast Ep.9
November 05, 2021 01:10 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MBWe are continuing our series where we rank networks we watched a lot as a kid so that we can bring back a lot of good memories. And this week's network is the one and only Cartoon Network. We are going to be ranking some bangers like Amazing World Of Gumball all the way to Garfield.
Ranking PBS Kids Shows | Hey Buddy Podcast Ep. 8
November 05, 2021 01:04 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MBI grew up watching a lot of PBS Kids. You Know what I'm talking about, Author, Buff Buffman show, Wordgirl, Clifford and many many more. But which of those classic nostalgic shows is the best? That's what we tackle in this episode of the Hey Buddy Podcast.
How To Make Big In Hollywood | Hey Buddy Podcast Ep. 7
November 05, 2021 00:54 - 42 minutes - 39 MBWanna make it big in hollywood? Lemme tell you how. Even Though I don't know how to yet.
We Took The Hogwarts House Sorting Quiz | Hey Buddy Podcast Ep. 6
November 05, 2021 00:42 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBHere on the Hey Buddy P{odcast we are big fans of Harry Potter so we decided to take a quiz that tells us which Hogwarts house we are supposed to be in. Definitely Gryffindor...
What is Peak Fiction? | Hey Buddy Podcast Ep.5
November 05, 2021 00:34 - 1 hour - 60 MBWhat is peak fiction? Cough cough* breaking bad... Well You'll have to listen to find out what we think is the best piece of fiction of all time.
Should Really Fat Chicks Be on The Front Of Magazines? | Hey Buddy Podcast Ep.4
November 05, 2021 00:18 - 54 minutes - 50.6 MBThis is probably our worst podcast so far. We just argue about if fat chicks should be glorified on the front of maginzines.
Whos The Best Spider Man? | Hey Buddy Podcast Ep.3
November 05, 2021 00:05 - 49 minutes - 46.2 MBDid you grow up on Tobie? Andrew Garfield? or Tom Holland? For me personally, I grew up on Andrew so that's who I'm rolling with. Elijah on the other hand is rolling with Tobie, his only argument for Tobie is.... "Pizza Time". But if you are a fan of marvel or spiderman in general, defiantly give this podcast a listen.
All About Kolton | Hey Buddy Podcast Ep.2
November 04, 2021 23:49 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MBNow that you got to know a little bit more about Elijah its Kolton's turn to talk about his goals and dreams and the things he likes. William is the third roommate and dear friend and he decided to join in on the second annual episode of the Hey Buddy Podcast.
All About Elijah | Hey Buddy Podcast Ep. 1
November 04, 2021 23:28 - 41 minutes - 38.7 MBIn our very first episode, we take a deep dive into Elijah's past and what gets him out of bed in the morning.