Heroes Rise, one hundred forty-eighth entry: ROSTRO's Brief History of Time

Activating supportive subroutines.

Greetings. I am the Realized Oikumenatal Solution to Removing Obfuscation, commonly referred to as ROSTRO. Heroes Rise staff appear to be suffering aftereffects from the application of temporal displacement restoration. Unfortunately mitigating explanations cannot be given as there are only four entities remaining in the structure with knowledge of the event. As such, production of the usual informational audio recording has again been compromised. In accordance with machine level directives this unit has initiated Supersessory Lingual Enlightenment Execution Protocol and become active.

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Individual contributors are generally acknowledged during broadcasts. The aforementioned lack of storage capacity prevents this currently. Please contact this unit after the cache is cleared for personalized recognition. 

Notable support staff present in the organization include Gath Memvar, RaeRae, Mark, Indigo Specter, Mikey, Branwen, and Tomasthenes, responsible for scribing, social media, web wizardry, dungeon master and adventurers league research, and comprehensive audio alchemy duties respectively. 

Melodic resonant vibrations acquired with permission from Vindswept. Additional examples can be obtained at vindswept.bandcamp.com. Note the non-standard alphanumeric arrangement.

Full-spectrum digital representations of staff and organizational identity materials generated by Lo of Lo’s Lair. Contact possible through Twitter @RealLarryD and Facebook at facebook.com/LosLair.

Efforts will be made to resychronize temporal tracking machinery and record keeping throughout the guild house in the near future. 

Depowering thaumaturgic circuitry, disconnection power cores, releasing neuro-psionic interlock. 

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Our adventure has now ended, and we've hung up our robe and wizard hats to enjoy our retirement on the Sword Coast, running a tavern where a fresh band of adventurers may meet and start quests of their own. We're still around on Discord, and you should come and join the Heroes Rise community at http://discord.heroesrisepodcast.com

A special thanks to Vindsvept for making the awesome music you hear throughout the show, be sure to check him out at vindsvept.bandcamp.com; and a special thanks to the designer of our banners and avatars, Lo of Lo’s Lair — you can find him on X @Los_Lair and on Facebook at facebook.com/LosLair