Heroes Don't Do Paperwork
110 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingIn a world where the vast majority of people have special powers - there are Super Heroes, Super Villains, and a mountain of paperwork after the dust has settled. My name is Angus and I’ve been hired by the Super Human Action Response Team to help navigate the red tape of a super powered world along with my bureaucrat partner Sal. It’s a thankless job but somebody has to do it because Heroes Don’t Do Paperwork.
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Episodes
EP107 – It’s Morphin Time
April 11, 2024 14:10 - 41 minutes - 33.8 MBAngus and Sal are joined by Public Transportation Advocate C.J. Orion (Josh Degagné) who thinks less people should be driving on the roads of Super City. But with this guest there might be more than meets the eye. The post EP107 – It’s Morphin Time appeared first on PodCavern.
EP106 – Making an Omelette
March 28, 2024 13:28 - 31 minutes - 25.3 MBAngus and Sal are on vigilante patrol when they pick up a signal reporting a festive crime in progress. Can Angus and Sal save Easter….I wouldn’t count on it. The post EP106 – Making an Omelette appeared first on PodCavern.
EP105 – Dance Dance Resurrection
March 14, 2024 16:50 - 35 minutes - 29.1 MBWhile Angus and Sal try to find the perfect headline for an article they are visited by an undead backup dancer, Number 62 (Leichelle Little). But this dancer yearns to dance to their own beat. The post EP105 – Dance Dance Resurrection appeared first on PodCavern.
EP104 – Caught In The Act Out
March 01, 2024 15:25 - 37 minutes - 30.4 MBSal is recovering from a juice based diagnosis while Angus establishes contact with someone who can connect the Mayor of Super City to a series of crimes. When this informant Paul De Parle finally comes on the show it turns out getting the information from him will be harder than they expected. The post EP104 – Caught In The Act Out appeared first on PodCavern.
EP103 – Transformative Life Experience
February 15, 2024 14:30 - 37 minutes - 30.5 MBAngus finally emerges from his cocoon with a new perspective. Sal has been plenty busy while Angus was gone, taking the safety of Super City and the comfort of his coworkers into his own hands. The post EP103 – Transformative Life Experience appeared first on PodCavern.
EP102 – All Doom and Gloom
February 01, 2024 16:15 - 46 minutes - 107 MBAngus is a mess going through energy drink withdrawal while Sal fixes up the damage to the office. The boys are joined by a role model from Angus’ edgier days, Gloom The Ferret (Tuong La) who fights for animal rights….with a gun! The post EP102 – All Doom and Gloom appeared first on PodCavern.
EP101 – Walkie, Talkie, Run
January 18, 2024 15:54 - 47 minutes - 108 MBAngus and Sal Exchange gifts for Supemas and a harmless office prank unleashes something that not only threatens the employees of The Daily Deposit but the integrity of journalism across Super City. Can Sal and Angus undo what they’ve done? And more importantly can they figure out how to work walkie talkies. The post EP101 – Walkie, Talkie, Run appeared first on PodCavern.
EP100 – The 100th Episode Spectacular
January 04, 2024 15:39 - 48 minutes - 110 MBAngus and Sal take to the stage at Super City’s Rat King Theater for their 100th episode. The boys are interrupted by an old artificial frenemy and joined by Mighty Mind (Rich Hillborn) , a hero celebrating a 100th of his own. The post EP100 – The 100th Episode Spectacular appeared first on PodCavern.
EP99 – Telling It Like It Is
December 21, 2023 15:26 - 41 minutes - 95.7 MBAngus talks with Sal about his new style. The boys are also visited by guest Chonklesha Versace (Jinny Lewis) the brutally honest publicist for Mayor Hicks. She tells it like it is. The post EP99 – Telling It Like It Is appeared first on PodCavern.
EP98 – The 98th Annual Hero Day Parade
December 07, 2023 14:23 - 30 minutes - 70.8 MBAngus and Sal have been tasked with broadcasting the 98th Annual Hero Day Parade. They will describe in great detail each float, no matter how difficult, so you fine listeners who can’t make it out to see the parade in person can still get into the holiday spirit. The post EP98 – The 98th Annual Hero Day Parade appeared first on PodCavern.
EP97 – Fellas Saving Fellas
November 23, 2023 14:36 - 38 minutes - 87.9 MBAngus and Sal break into The Super City Maximum Security Zoo to save their old friend RepTyler (Woody McCadden). But this time it might be the mystical Lizard Carpenter who saves them. The post EP97 – Fellas Saving Fellas appeared first on PodCavern.
EP96 – That 90’s Show
November 09, 2023 13:50 - 35 minutes - 81.4 MBAngus and Sal are visited by 90’s radical dude Dunkaroos Blockbuster (Rich Hillborn) who gives them the 4-1-1 on what it’s like to be a Dinosaur Person living in Super City. Only 90’s kids will get this episode! The post EP96 – That 90’s Show appeared first on PodCavern.
EP95 – Deconstructive Criticism
October 26, 2023 15:22 - 41 minutes - 94.4 MBAngus contemplates moving from vigilante work into professional heroism. Sal brings up The Coil’s Help reviews on the office’s fancy new holo screen. The post EP95 – Deconstructive Criticism appeared first on PodCavern.
EP94 – Stop And Smell The Noses
October 12, 2023 13:30 - 38 minutes - 88.7 MBAngus looks after Sal while he recovers from a broken leg. Super City Gravedigger Michigan Morton (Cole Parkin) comes on the show to discuss his long career and recent viral fame. The post EP94 – Stop And Smell The Noses appeared first on PodCavern.
EP93 – When Chaos Strikes
September 28, 2023 14:19 - 37 minutes - 87 MBIn Super City the Heroes, Sidekicks, and Professional Victims are on strike! Angus and Sal want the inside scoop so they turn to a pro! Returning Guest Marge O’Donnell (Sarah Conway) returns and uses her expertise as a talent agent and anarchist to fill the guys in. The post EP93 – When Chaos Strikes appeared first on PodCavern.
EP92 – Glued To Our Seats
September 14, 2023 13:45 - 33 minutes - 76.6 MBAngus and Sal have a huge night of activities planned; they just need to take a quick power nap. Meanwhile on the Super City Shopping Channel Zap Thunderthighs and Residual Angst show of a range of super powered products you can buy right now! The post EP92 – Glued To Our Seats appeared first on PodCavern.
EP91 – A Fowl Stream
August 31, 2023 16:08 - 42 minutes - 58.3 MBAngus gets some work done after finally getting some sleep, Sal gets some concerning feedback and the guys are joined by Anthony Hawke aka BirdDude_69 (Meghan Murphy) a streamer in Super City. The post EP91 – A Fowl Stream appeared first on PodCavern.
EP90 – Rambler’s Anonymous
August 17, 2023 15:57 - 30 minutes - 42.4 MBSal sets up a stakeout to bust a corrupt hero. Angus tags along, but can he resist the urge to intervene when someone is in trouble? The post EP90 – Rambler’s Anonymous appeared first on PodCavern.
EP89 – Oh, Bubo, Where Art Thou?
August 05, 2023 15:54 - 44 minutes - 60.6 MBAngus and Sal receive a call from an old frenemy in prison, Bubo (Matt Barrow). What could possibly go wrong though he is safely locked away…. The post EP89 – Oh, Bubo, Where Art Thou? appeared first on PodCavern.
EP88 – F.O.M.O. – Fear Of Multiversal Oblivion
July 20, 2023 13:36 - 52 minutes - 72.1 MBAfter a recent string of prophecies, fortunes and predictions Angus and Sal are hooked on getting a sneak peak at what’s in store for them. Eventually TAA Agent Altoid Bench (Jonas Mclean) has to step in and sort their tangled futures out, with what else but…. paperwork! The post EP88 – F.O.M.O. – Fear Of Multiversal Oblivion appeared first on PodCavern.
EP87 – Out of This World Dining
July 06, 2023 13:30 - 41 minutes - 57.1 MBAngus and Sal Take a night off from paper work and grab dinner at a Zero Gravity restaurant. Sal explains his split from his road warrior gang and Angus talks about being a vigilante. The post EP87 – Out of This World Dining appeared first on PodCavern.
EP86 – LIVE from the Pre-Depression District
June 22, 2023 16:07 - 39 minutes - 55.1 MBAngus and Sal do a Live episode of HDDP from a Speakeasy in the Pre-Depression District. They are joined by model couple Patty Globulox (Chelsea Fahey) and Don Oppenheimer (Josh Mayo). The post EP86 – LIVE from the Pre-Depression District appeared first on PodCavern.
EP85 – Checkoff’s Shirt
June 08, 2023 15:34 - 40 minutes - 55.8 MBSal is out for a minor medical procedure so Angus goes to a local shirt store to buy him a get well gift. Joffrey Checkoff (Matthew Whalley) really tries to sell Angus on his prophetic shirts. The post EP85 – Checkoff’s Shirt appeared first on PodCavern.
EP84 – In the Hot Seat
May 25, 2023 16:31 - 41 minutes - 56.7 MBThe Coil interrogates a henchman (Matt Barrow) on a roof top only to be interrupted by the intrepid Sal Bedfellow. The post EP84 – In the Hot Seat appeared first on PodCavern.
EP83 – Profile of a Silhouette
May 11, 2023 16:49 - 43 minutes - 60.8 MBSal looks after Angus who is recovering from a dip in a frozen river when a mysterious package from S.H.A.R.T. arrives. John Doe (Josh Mayo) arrives on the show hoping not to inconvenience anyone. The post EP83 – Profile of a Silhouette appeared first on PodCavern.
EP82 – Recently Signal
April 27, 2023 17:29 - 35 minutes - 48.5 MBAngus and Sal get on each other's nerves before they can make it up to a recently snubbed guest. Due to an unforeseen technical issue most of the episode was lost and instead a signal from some nearby observers was picked up. The post EP82 – Recently Signal appeared first on PodCavern.
EP81 – Detour de Force
April 13, 2023 13:29 - 37 minutes - 52.1 MBSal helps Angus fix his podcasting gear just in time for a new episode. Tour guide Guy Detour (Rich Hilborn) joins the guys on the show to talk about hot spots to see in Super City along with one of his tour gangs. The post EP81 – Detour de Force appeared first on PodCavern.
EP80 – Rush Hour 2
March 30, 2023 19:44 - 45 minutes - 63.5 MBAngus and Sal are on their way to interview a prolific underground hero when they find themselves stuck in a Super City traffic jam. Will they ever get to their guest?!? The post EP80 – Rush Hour 2 appeared first on PodCavern.
EP79 – A Very Dramatic and Brave New Take on A Scottish Play
March 16, 2023 13:47 - 45 minutes - 62.6 MBAngus and Sal are given tickets to go review a play at Super City’s Rat King Theater. After the show they chat with Catherine Abernathy Quill (Patrice-Ann Forbes) and learn about all the hard and unusual work that goes into producing shows in Super City. The post EP79 – A Very Dramatic and Brave New Take on A Scottish Play appeared first on PodCavern.
EP78 – Van-tastic
March 02, 2023 14:40 - 38 minutes - 52.6 MBAngus joins Sal at Gil’s Garage, while he searches for a new vehicle. The owner Gil Dea (Tuong La) comes on the show to get guys in a brand new used vehicle The post EP78 – Van-tastic appeared first on PodCavern.
EP77 – Life Isn’t Fair
February 16, 2023 14:22 - 46 minutes - 63.8 MBAngus is still adjusting to having some kind of superpower while Sal works himself to the bone. The guys are joined by Kenny Splitz (Alexander Wozny, @alexanderwozny) a mini donut maker at the Super City Fair. Kenny describes the challenges of working with his coworkers and Sal reveals his disdain for carnival staff. The post EP77 – Life Isn’t Fair appeared first on PodCavern.
EP76 – Experimental Rental
February 02, 2023 14:26 - 34 minutes - 47.6 MBAngus and Sal are guinea pigs in return for a place to stay. Giger (or Gieger) Industries is running cruel and unusual experiments on the guys, the two of them will never be the same. The post EP76 – Experimental Rental appeared first on PodCavern.
EP75 – Beware the Woggle Swaggle
January 19, 2023 15:43 - 44 minutes - 61.2 MBSal has a morning mixup while Angus is reporting on a somewhat comical gang war. The guys are joined by Bramwell Smith (Jordan Moffat), a lifeguard in Super City, who breaks down the lengths he will go to save a life. The post EP75 – Beware the Woggle Swaggle appeared first on PodCavern.
EP74 – A Libertarian Guide to Surviving the Holidays
December 22, 2022 13:53 - 40 minutes - 55.4 MBIt’s the holiday season in Super City, with nowhere to stay Angus and Sal meet at the Daily Deposit office to celebrate together. Sal has recently gotten into some libertarian literature and tours Angus around the traps he has laid down to secure the office. The post EP74 – A Libertarian Guide to Surviving the Holidays appeared first on PodCavern.
EP73 – Ordo Cautionum
December 08, 2022 13:31 - 42 minutes - 58.9 MBAngus and Sal have found places to live and are really getting into the groove of writing their articles. Guest Cristobal Cross the 3rd (Josh Mayo) tells the guys about his experiences as a Risk Assessment Officer in Super City. The post EP73 – Ordo Cautionum appeared first on PodCavern.
EP72 – Mythic Malpractice
November 24, 2022 16:03 - 31 minutes - 21.9 MBWith only thirty minutes until the deadline Angus and Sal must rewrite a piece praising one of Super City’s beloved heroes. Will they make it in time? The post EP72 – Mythic Malpractice appeared first on PodCavern.
EP71 – Trying To Do The Write Thing
November 10, 2022 16:00 - 42 minutes - 29.3 MBAngus and Sal are settling into their new careers as journalists in Super City and trying to figure out exactly what they are going to write about. The guest this week is Sleep Consultant Sue Hushins (Chelsea Fahey) who values a good night's sleep above all else. The post EP71 – Trying To Do The Write Thing appeared first on PodCavern.
EP70 – Days of Media Past
October 27, 2022 14:25 - 30 minutes - 21.6 MBAngus and Sal finally arrive back to their home universe…but some time has passed. Now the two are unemployed and starting from square one again and they must literally dig for new jobs in this vaguely sinister future. The post EP70 – Days of Media Past appeared first on PodCavern.
EP69 – Chair: The Opposite Of Chaos
September 29, 2022 14:49 - 56 minutes - 39.3 MBAngus and Sal are visited by the mysterious Kraven Faraday (Jonas Mclean) and embark on a sightseeing trip across the multiverse! The post EP69 – Chair: The Opposite Of Chaos appeared first on PodCavern.
EP68 – No Good Deed…
September 15, 2022 12:11 - 28 minutes - 20 MBAngus and Sal are back! After a career making arrest the guys are punished with dirty, difficult and down right upsetting jobs instead of being praised for their heroic work. What’s the deal? It’s almost like someone is out to get them. The post EP68 – No Good Deed… appeared first on PodCavern.
EP67 – Getting Down With The System
June 09, 2022 12:44 - 47 minutes - 32.8 MBAfter a thrilling climatic chase and rooftop battle Angus and Sal have finally caught the villain known as The System (Leslie Cserepy). But now comes the most exciting part of all the interrogation and paperwork! The post EP67 – Getting Down With The System appeared first on PodCavern.
EP66 – Vaguely Sinister
May 26, 2022 12:49 - 42 minutes - 29.3 MBAngus and Sal head over to Bubo’s (Matt Barrow) Mansion to figure out a plan to lure out and catch the villain known as The System, but they are immediately side tracked by the vaguely sinister sounding community of people living in Bubo’s many basements. The post EP66 – Vaguely Sinister appeared first on PodCavern.
EP65 – Survival Meth-ods
May 12, 2022 13:56 - 33 minutes - 23.7 MBEven though Angus and Sal are stuck in the wilds of the untamed forest district that won’t stop them from getting an episode out on time! The guys show off the camp they’ve survived in for the past week and their plans for rescue. Guaranteed to have more bees and amphetamines than you were expecting. The post EP65 – Survival Meth-ods appeared first on PodCavern.
EP64 – Camp Grenade-ah
April 28, 2022 13:02 - 32 minutes - 22.9 MBA city destroying threat has come to Super City! Angus and Sal have been called in to support the brave heroes combating evil. They just need to grab a few things from the S.H.A.R.T. gadget locker. The post EP64 – Camp Grenade-ah appeared first on PodCavern.
EP63 – Criminally Underrated
April 14, 2022 12:35 - 29 minutes - 20.3 MBOn the hunt for any info about the mole in S.H.A.R.T. Sal and Angus use the criminal informant app Clueter to meet up with Eric (Rich Hillborn). Will they find out the info they need? One this is for sure Eric is a master of his craft. The post EP63 – Criminally Underrated appeared first on PodCavern.
EP62 – The Fast and The Furriest
March 31, 2022 12:48 - 36 minutes - 25.1 MBStill reeling from his recent failures Angus decides to bail on the show and leaves Sal to host all by himself. The Wombat comes on and teaches everyone a thing or two about what it’s like to live life like a man who is also a wombat. The post EP62 – The Fast and The Furriest appeared first on PodCavern.
EP61 – Sports Bar by Gaslight
March 17, 2022 14:52 - 44 minutes - 31.1 MBAfter an unsuccessful undercover mission where the bad guy got away, Angus and Sal hang out at Sports Bar. They are visited by several odd characters (Matt Barrow) and NOTHING is as it seems. The post EP61 – Sports Bar by Gaslight appeared first on PodCavern.
EP60 – Gymnasium Gluteus
March 03, 2022 13:42 - 35 minutes - 24.6 MBAfter a week undercover as 10 year olds Sal and Angus have found clues to the identity of the mysterious leader of the Slipknot gang, a roving pack of children committing crimes around Super City. Gym Teacher, Coach Chip Remington (Nathan Hartswick, Vermont Comedy Club, The Corporation) comes on the show for questioning. Could this creepy old man be the guy they are looking for? The post EP60 – Gymnasium Gluteus appeared first on PodCavern.
EP59 – Sentenced to 10 Years
February 17, 2022 14:09 - 26 minutes - 18.7 MBNow in their 10 year old bodies Angus and Sal go back to school shopping for their upcoming undercover mission. They’re going to need to come up with their undercover personas and figure out young people slang, what could go wrong? The post EP59 – Sentenced to 10 Years appeared first on PodCavern.
EP58 – Owl and Order
February 03, 2022 14:11 - 26 minutes - 18.5 MBAfter a week together on the street Sal and Angus are called into the S.H.A.R.T. Station to meet their new chief, Nat Bubo (Matt Barrow). The post EP58 – Owl and Order appeared first on PodCavern.