Here’s The Scenario
147 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 months ago - ★★★★★ - 159 ratingsHave you ever sat around with your friends swapping crazy hypotheticals, bizarre scenarios, and impossible FMKs? “Here’s The Scenario” is a comedy podcast hosted by Mike Cannon, Mike Feeney, and Brendan Sagalow - three New York City comedians and best friends. In each episode, they tackle moral dilemmas, hypotheticals, and quandaries big and small presented by each other and the fans. Listen as they attempt to navigate a comedy obstacle course that YOU help create. Submit your scenarios on our Patreon or DM us on Instagram.
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#144 - Goodbye For Now
October 18, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThe final episode. Thank you all for listening. We love you! *** FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heresthescenariopod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/ScenarioPod Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ScenarioPod Website: https://thelaughbutton.com/podcasts/heres-the-scenario FOLLOW THE HOSTS: Mike Feeney Instagram, Twitter, TikTok: @iammikefeeney Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/nyfreshmaker YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/MikeFeeneyComedy Website: https://www.mikefeeneycome...
#143 - Live From Skankfest with Chris Distefano, Jordan Jensen, Jeremiah Watkins, Steve Rannazzisi, Tom Dustin
October 11, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourWe went live from Skankfest Vegas with special guests, Chris Distefano, Jordan Jensen, Jeremiah Watkins, Steve Rannazzisi, and Tom Dustin. *Recorded by GaS Digital (so we're sorry about the quality)* FOLLOW CHRIS: Instagram: @chrisdcomedy Twitter: @chrisdcomedy YouTube: @chrisdcomedy FOLLOW JORDAN: Instagram: @jordanjensenlolstop FOLLOW JEREMIAH: Instagram: @jeremiahstandup Twitter: @jeremiahstandup Website: https://www.jeremiahwatkins.com FOLLOW STEVE: Instagram: @steverannazzisi Twitt...
#142 - We Just Had a Meeting
October 04, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThis week, we're addressing some glaring issues amongst the three of us. We also discuss recent bad shows, Cannon's Radio City recap, and Brendan bullied an old lady. *** FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heresthescenariopod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/ScenarioPod Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ScenarioPod Website: https://thelaughbutton.com/podcasts/heres-the-scenario FOLLOW THE HOSTS: Mike Feeney Instagram, Twitter, TikTok: @iammikefeeney Twitch: https://www.twit...
#141 - Live From Algonquin Arts Theatre in Manasquan, New Jersey
September 29, 2023 07:00 - 42 minutesWe did a live podcast at the Algonquin Arts Theatre in Manasquan, New Jersey on September 16th - and a couple fell asleep during it. We answer questions from the audience about professional wrestling, climate change, and our worst crowd reactions. *** FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heresthescenariopod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/ScenarioPod Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ScenarioPod Website: https://thelaughbutton.com/podcasts/heres-the-scenario FOLLOW THE HOSTS...
#140 - Hat on a Hat (But Seriously, We’re Ending the Podcast)
September 27, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThis week, we address Cannon's announcement on Jim and Sam. We discuss the future of the podcast, road rage, and tarot readings. *** FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heresthescenariopod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/ScenarioPod Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ScenarioPod Website: https://thelaughbutton.com/podcasts/heres-the-scenario FOLLOW THE HOSTS: Mike Feeney Instagram, Twitter, TikTok: @iammikefeeney Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/nyfreshmaker YouTube: https://ww...
#139 - We’re Retiring From Stand-Up
September 20, 2023 07:00 - 58 minutesWe're feeling existential this week so we discuss whether or not we'll retire, the future of our careers, and what we really think about fans who neg us. *** Want to work with us? Email [email protected]. FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heresthescenariopod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/ScenarioPod Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ScenarioPod Website: https://thelaughbutton.com/podcasts/heres-the-scenario FOLLOW THE HOSTS: Mike Feeney Instagram, Twitter, ...
#138 - Mike Feeney Escaped a Robbery
September 13, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourWe're back, it's hot, and above all - it's tense. Do you guys even like us anymore? What did we ever do to you? Well, we aren't doing questions in this episode. Instead, we discuss Rugrats trauma, how Feeney escaped a robbery, the breakup of Portland band Gaytheist, and Mike Calta's Comedy Circus. *** Get tickets to see us at Algonquin Arts Theater in NJ: https://www.algonquinarts.org/calendar.php?id=280 Want to work with us? Email [email protected]. FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram...
#137 - Big Crimes in Bog Studios
September 06, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourWe're reunited for the first time in weeks, so we're catching each other up on the crazy stuff that's been going on. Feeney vandalized someone's car, Cannon and Brendan fought a kid, and one of us may be going to jail. *** Get tickets to see us at Algonquin Arts Theater in NJ: https://www.algonquinarts.org/calendar.php?id=280 Want to work with us? Email [email protected]. FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heresthescenariopod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/S...
#136 - Geoffrey Asmus Broke Both His Arms
August 30, 2023 07:00 - 58 minutesGeoffrey Asmus joins us to discuss the best bionic body parts, scientology, and the weirdest thing he had in his childhood home. Geoffrey Asmus began performing stand-up in 2013 immediately after wasting $143,548 in college. Soon after Geoffrey was selected as a ‘New Face’ performer at Just For Laughs Montreal and featured on FOX’s ‘Laughs’ and Kevin Hart’s LOL Network. Geoffrey is a regular at the world famous Comedy Cellar and has opened for Sam Morril, Mark Normand, Dan Soder, Daniel Slos...
#135 - Steve Rannazzisi vs. The Sun
August 23, 2023 07:00 - 53 minutesA very sunburned Steve Rannazzisi joins us to discuss spartans and ninjas, prom night stories, and getting out of jury duty. Steve Rannazzisi starred and wrote alongside Katie Aselton, Mark Duplass, Nick Kroll, Jonathan Lajoie, and Paul Scheer on the critically acclaimed FX Network comedy series, The League. In addition to his television and film roles, his stand-up has been featured on Comedy Central and he performs at the world-famous Comedy Store. SUPPORT STEVE: Instagram: https://www.in...
#134 - Jared Freid Plans His Funeral
August 16, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourJared Freid joins us this week to plan our funerals and predict what we'd get arrested for. We also discuss reboots of our favorite movies that we'd like to star in. Watch Jared's new special on Netflix "37 & Single" - out now! Jared Freid is a stand-up comedian based out of New York City, with a strong focus on dating and relationships. He has performed on The Tonight Show and was named one of JFL’s 2017 New Faces. Besides headlining and touring at clubs around the country, Jared hosts two ...
#133 - Gordon Ramsay Makes Us Cook for Our Lives
August 09, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourWe’re giving you the gift of no guests this week and discussing sports celebrations, stealing coffee, and eating appetizers for every meal. *** Get tickets to see us at Algonquin Arts Theater in NJ: https://www.algonquinarts.org/calendar.php?id=280 Want to work with us? Email [email protected]. FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heresthescenariopod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/ScenarioPod Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ScenarioPod Website: https://thelau...
#132 - Tommy Pope and Chris O’Connor Fight About Food
August 02, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourTommy Pope and Chris O'Connor of the Stuff Island podcast return to the studio! We discuss funerals, crime, mole people, and dog attacks. Also in this episode, Brendan tries to get Tommy to like him. Check out our previous episode with Stuff Island: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jordan-by-westbrook-with-tommy-pope-chris-oconnor/id1549803785?i=1000556388413 SUPPORT TOMMY: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tommyjpope/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TommyJPope SUPPORT CHRIS: Instagra...
#131 - Jim Norton Is Getting Replaced by an Evil Clone
July 26, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThe one and only Jim Norton joins us to discuss survival shows, fighting kids, and getting replaced by evil clones. We also plot how we'd destroy the earth. Known for his aggressive style, his love of controversial subjects, and his hatred of Derek Jeter, comedian Jim Norton has earned a fanatical following thanks to his busy touring schedule and hilarious contributions to the Opie & Anthony radio show. He hit the standup circuit in 1989 and met comic Jim Florentine a year later. The two wou...
#130 - Luke Mones Confronts Brendan Sagalow
July 19, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourFriend of the show Luke Mones joins us and immediately confronts Brendan about his behavior at a Greek Easter party. This opens a can of worms and everyone airs their grievances with Brendan. We also discuss the perfect 4th of July meal, changing the endings of movies, and our worst birthday stories. Luke Mones is a comedian. Luke wrote and starred in the Comedy Central digital series Genies. He was selected by Netflix for their Introducing… stand up showcase at their inaugural comedy festiv...
#129 - ChatGPT Wrote an Episode of Our Podcast
July 12, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourAhead of the trends as always, we had ChatGPT write an episode of our podcast! We also read AI generated movie scripts including a mob thriller, a horror, a murder mystery, and a heroic rescue of the OceanGate submersible. We also perform our ChatGPT generated stand-up sets. *** Get tickets to see us at Algonquin Arts Theater in NJ: https://www.algonquinarts.org/calendar.php?id=280 Want to work with us? Email [email protected]. FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://www.instagram...
#128 - Chris Gethard Fought off Muggers With Ninja Weapons
July 05, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThe great Chris Gethard joins us in studio to tell his traumatic story from the New York City blackout. We also discuss Jersey diners, fighting animals on drugs, and ninja weapons. Chris Gethard is a comedian, actor, and author based out of New Jersey. He’s the host of the Beautiful/Anonymous podcast, the former host of the underground cult classic The Chris Gethard Show, and the writer and star of the HBO special Career Suicide. As an actor Chris has been seen in television shows such as Sp...
#127 - Doug Smith's Bone Exploded
June 28, 2023 07:00 - 59 minutesThe "Jehovah Boy" Doug Smith joins us today to share school suspension stories, brainstorm our stage names, and discuss if we'd defend a World Cup goal for 10 million dollars. Doug Smith is a New York comic who has appeared on CONAN, The Late Late Show with James Corden, Kevin Hart’s LOL Network, and This Is Not Happening on Comedy Central. He also starred in the Comedy Central mini-mock “Brooklyn Ball Barbers”, which has since become their most-viewed-video of all time. Doug has been featur...
#126 - Matteo Lane Shares His Glow-Up Secrets
June 21, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourMatteo Lane joins us to debate pasta vs pizza, and whether or not we'd drink tuna water for 5 million dollars. We also play "The Bachelor" and perform a rendition of "Poor Unfortunate Souls" from The Little Mermaid. Named one of Variety’s Top Ten Comics to Watch, stand up comedian Matteo Lane performs to sold out crowds all over the world. He has shared the stage with the likes of Chelsea Handler, Aziz Ansari, Hasan Minhaj, and Bob the Drag Queen. Matteo can be seen in Netflix’s queer stand ...
#125 - We're Making a Movie?!
June 14, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThe boys are back together and the city is engulfed in smoke. We discuss Bert Kreischer's new movie "The Machine," writing the script to our future, and Feeney shows off some dollar bill conspiracies. *** Get tickets to see us at Algonquin Arts Theater in NJ: https://www.algonquinarts.org/calendar.php?id=280 Want to work with us? Email [email protected]. FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heresthescenariopod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/ScenarioPod Patreon...
#124 - The Dating Game
June 07, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourOur beloved Michael T. Feeney is out today caring for his sick family. In his absence, Cannon and Sagalow play their version of "The Dating Game," revealing the first time they hung out, their initial impressions of each other, and their shared pet peeve. *** Get tickets to see us at Algonquin Arts Theater in NJ: https://www.algonquinarts.org/calendar.php?id=280 Want to work with us? Email [email protected]. FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heresthescenari...
#123 - Usama Siddiquee Is Trapped in a Japanese Hotel Room
May 31, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourComedian Usama Siddiquee joins us to discuss the benefits of a third leg, the side effects of super powers, and how to escape a Japanese hotel room. SUPPORT USAMA: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/UsamaStandsUp PODCASTS: Mango Bae w/ Pranav Behari Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mango-bae/id1457454653 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/57jiIA07ChxbtWz0sjwKi1?si=c10e089c33d7424f YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy6bxCz...
#122 - Joe List Sniffed Jerry Seinfeld’s Hand
May 24, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThis week's guest is Joe List! We discuss how to take down a chimpanzee and what we'd do after possessing someone. Brendan shows off his new Trump impression (and more). Also in this episode, Joe tells us about the time he sniffed Jerry Seinfeld's hand, and when he got trapped in conversation with Paul McCartney. SUPPORT JOE: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joelistcomedy/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoeListComedy Free YouTube Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MOGB0nBHpg PODCA...
#121 - Kyle Kinane Has 24 Hours to Escape the Country
May 17, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourToday's guest is the one and only Kyle Kinane! We rehash the last time we all saw each other (and Kyle was insanely high). We share stories of skipping school and car accidents, plus we plot how we'd flee the country after being framed for a crime. SUPPORT KYLE: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kylekinane/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/kylekinane Comedy Special: https://youtu.be/iWR4AMqfTNA PODCASTS: "No Accounting for Taste" w/ Shane Torres Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...
#120 - Michael Turner Saw a Drug Deal at a Knicks Game
May 10, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourMichael Turner joins us this week and says he witnessed a drug deal at a Knicks playoff game. We also discuss the longest we could stay awake without stimulants, who would be the best desert island buddy, and Brendan recaps his rap battle from New York Comedy Festival. SUPPORT MICHAEL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/turnercomedy/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/NotMikeTurner YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelTurnerComedy YAHMSAYIN PODCAST: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podc...
#119 - Mike Cannon’s Tragic Letter to Louis C.K.
May 03, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThis week, we come up with our DJ call signs and autobiography taglines. Feeney tries to manipulate everyone. Cannon reads an embarrassing email he sent to Louis CK. *** Get tickets to see us at Algonquin Arts Theater in NJ: https://www.algonquinarts.org/calendar.php?id=280 Want to work with us? Email [email protected]. FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heresthescenariopod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/ScenarioPod Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ScenarioP...
#118 - The Lord of the Catfish
April 26, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourIt's Christmas in April! This week, we're going back in time. Feeney reads his 8-year-old Christmas list, and Cannon reads a pros and cons list his wife made in middle school. Yay vulnerability! *** Get tickets to see us at Algonquin Arts Theater in NJ: https://www.algonquinarts.org/calendar.php?id=280 Want to work with us? Email [email protected]. FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heresthescenariopod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/ScenarioPod Patreon: http...
#117 - Mark Normand Got Thrown off a Horse
April 19, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThe one and only Mark Normand joins us today and tells us about his most dangerous animal encounter, the time he got way too high on edibles, and what he'd do if he woke up as a chimpanzee in New York City. Also in this episode, Brendan tells an insane story about meeting Bam Margera, and Cannon bombs in front of Dave Chappelle. Mark has done a One-Hour Comedy Central special “Don’t Be Yourself”, a Comedy Central HALF HOUR special, has appeared on TBS’s CONAN 6 times, Tonight Show with Jimmy...
#116 - Greg Stone and the Sequel to Cocaine Bear
April 12, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourGreg Stone takes over the hosting chair this week and everything goes off the rails (more so than usual). We discuss how we'd react if we got Truman-show'd, which music videos we'd want to be in, and the sequel to Cocaine Bear. While it’s often said that tragedy plus time equals comedy, it could just as easily be said that enthusiasm minus caution equals comedian Greg Stone. Regarded by his peers as one of the funniest storytellers in New York, Greg is a fixture at many of Manhattan’s top co...
#115 - Sam Tallent and Will Smith Played Would You Rather
April 05, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourSkankfest favorite Sam Tallent joins us today to discuss AI robots, the perfect pizza pie, and the "would you rather" question he was asked by Will Smith. Also in this episode, the Brendan Spelling Segment makes a not-so-triumphant return. Sam Tallent (“the absurd voice of a surreal generation”- The Denver Post) is a comedian and novelist. For the last decade he has performed more than 45 weekends per year in North America, Asia, Australia and Europe. His writing has appeared in Birdy Magazi...
#114 - Chris Distefano is Starting a Podcast in Prison
March 29, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThings just got WILD because Chris Distefano aka CHRISSY CHAOS is back in the studio for the first time in 3 years! Chris tells us that after getting his favorite band's attention on Joe Rogan, he met Matty Healy from The 1975. We discuss dark pirate history and contemplate how we'd survive the last movie we watched. Plus, Brendan has a brand new sweatshirt (and it's not black). Chris Distefano first burst onto the scene as a standout on MTV’s talking heads franchise Guy Code/Girl Code, with...
#113 - The Pranking of Brendan Sagalow
March 22, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThis week, we forego the scenarios to address something pressing that happened in our personal lives. Our story begins with Brendan opening Cannon's car door and hitting a man on a bicycle. The situations escalates and a historic prank is put in motion. *** GET TICKETS TO SEE US AT EMMAUS THEATER: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/triple-headliner-show-w-mike-cannon-mike-feeney-brendan-sagalow-tickets-510148707517?aff=ebdsoporgprofile Want to work with us? Email [email protected]. ...
#112 - Sarah Tollemache and Katie Hannigan Witnessed a Crime at Improv
March 15, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourWe're ringing in International Women's Day by going on a real lady journey with Sarah Tollemache and Katie Hannigan! We're discussing which of us would be most likely to "pull a Soder," using the Omnitrix vs. the Death Note, and Sarah tells us about the most traumatizing improv show she's ever seen. Sarah Tollemache is a stand-up comedian and writer. In 2017 she appeared on ‘The Late Show with Stephen Colbert’. Tollemache followed that up with another late-night appearance, this time on ‘The...
#111 - Chris Rock Slaps Back
March 08, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourTensions are high this week and the guys can't stop fighting. Amongst infinite verbal daggers, we discuss who would make the best life partners, come up with pieces for an HTS Monopoly board, debate the best Gatorade flavor, and Brendan invents a new fast food mascot - a pair of baby back ribs. *** GET TICKETS TO SEE US AT EMMAUS THEATER: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/triple-headliner-show-w-mike-cannon-mike-feeney-brendan-sagalow-tickets-510148707517?aff=ebdsoporgprofile Want to work with ...
#110 - The Most Valuable Beanie Baby
March 01, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourWe're back with an instant classic episode, featuring some good ol' fashioned infighting, nostalgia, professional beer pong, and multiple singing segments that go on for too long. Also in this episode, Cannon tells the story of when he got drugged at a college party. *** GET TICKETS TO SEE US AT EMMAUS THEATER: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/triple-headliner-show-w-mike-cannon-mike-feeney-brendan-sagalow-tickets-510148707517?aff=ebdsoporgprofile Want to work with us? Email scenariopodproduce...
#109 - Joe DeRosa Finally Speaks on Tax Evasion Allegations
February 22, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourJoe DeRosa joins us today to clear his name regarding Ari Shaffir's tax evasion allegations. We discuss the latest news on Alec Baldwin and the movie "Rust," come up with a new sandwich for Joey Roses, and Brendan tells Joe that he inspired him to go sober. Writer, actor, and standup comedian Joe DeRosa has become a favorite on the comedy circuit. His brand of comedy mixing brutal honesty and frustration at the workings of the world has won over comedy fans, radio listeners, and TV audiences...
#108 - Trauma Bonding With Emily Ratajkowski
February 15, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourThe boys are back and refuse to wear black sweaters. We plan a trip to LA with only three items to our name, discuss what cities we'd destroy as Godzilla, and place bets on how long it would take to eat our way through a grocery store. For the smoothest smoking pipes, bubblers, bongs and dab rigs, visit www.thefreezepipe.com and use code HTS for 10% off your order. *** GET TICKETS TO SEE CANNON AT GRAMERCY THEATRE: https://concerts.livenation.com/event/00005D62A92F2DCF?f_use_ras_unavailabi...
#107 - Gareth Reynolds Was Neighbors With Jeffrey Dahmer?!
February 08, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourThe beloved Gareth Reynolds joins us in studio today and we discuss how to methodically take down a squirrel. We also share our personal superstitions, do impressions (of other impressions), and Gareth tells us he grew up in Jeffrey Dahmer's town. Also in this episode, Brendan shares 7 of his signature recipes. Gareth Reynolds is an internationally touring stand-up comedian whose brilliantly clever quips perfectly offset Dave Anthony’s hilarious snark on their smash-hit podcast The Dollop wh...
#106 - Ian Fidance and Jordan Jensen Got Called by the Police
February 01, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourThe "Bein' Ian with Jordan" crew joins us today and we set our PR for "Least Scenarios Read." We share prank calls gone wrong and Jordan tells us the most insane thing that's ever happened to her. Also in this episode, we get the Dervla updates everyone's been dying to hear. Ian Fidance is an offbeat yet upbeat New York City comic, actor, and writer originally from Wilmington, Delaware. An absolute force on stage, his act is insanely positive and positively insane. Equal parts thoughtful, ex...
#105 - Dan Soder Threw up at the Movies
January 25, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourThe "GGOAT" Dan Soder is here! Dan plans out our wrestling careers and kills off one of his iconic impressions. We also discuss Jim Carrey's best comedy roles and come up with new rules for NASCAR drivers. Also in this episode, Dan tells us about the time he threw up while watching Cloverfield. SUPPORT DAN: YouTube: @DanSoder.Comedy Instagram: @dansoder Twitter: @dansoder *** GET TICKETS TO SEE CANNON AT GRAMERCY THEATRE: https://concerts.livenation.com/event/00005D62A92F2DCF?f_use_ras_un...
#104 - Ari Shaffir Wants Pete Davidson to Play James Bond
January 18, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourAri Shaffir is here (but he thought this was a different podcast). We rank Doritos flavors, build our own fantasy realms, and pick a new James Bond that would annoy the most people. SUPPORT ARI: YouTube: @arishaffir Instagram: @arishaffir WATCH ARI'S SPECIAL "JEW": https://youtu.be/y2YtIBYM4w0 ARI'S PODCAST "SKEPTIC TANK": YouTube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjKzsUN_XXa1FWRAw29BQXwb_lTBlscVg Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ari-shaffirs-skeptic-tank/id468293449 Spotify...
#103 - Brendan’s Tragic Letter From His 17-Year-Old Self
January 11, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourWhile home for the holidays, Brendan discovered a very personal letter that he wrote to himself at 17, so naturally he reads it on the podcast. We also discuss our go-to hungover diner orders, which exotic animals we'd like to eat, and we bring back the segment nobody asked for - SPEED SPELL! *** GET TICKETS TO SEE CANNON AT GRAMERCY THEATRE: https://concerts.livenation.com/event/00005D62A92F2DCF?f_use_ras_unavailability=true&f_ras_manifest_attributes=true&f_tmol_prefix=true MERCH: https:/...
#102 - Greatest Snacks of All Time
January 04, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourNew year, new us! Have we stuck to our New Year's resolutions? We discuss the greatest snacks of all time (shoutout white fudge Oreos), getting abducted by aliens, TikTok getting banned, and an unauthorized biopic of Jerry Seinfeld. Also in this episode, Brendan tries to spell again. *** GET TICKETS TO SEE CANNON AT GRAMERCY THEATRE: https://concerts.livenation.com/event/00005D62A92F2DCF?f_use_ras_unavailability=true&f_ras_manifest_attributes=true&f_tmol_prefix=true MERCH: https://thelaugh...
#101 - GameCube vs. Nintendo 64
December 28, 2022 08:00 - 1 hourIt's the belated Christmas episode and the studio is festively freezing. We share nightmare Christmas stories, including family fights, rejected gifts, and innocence lost. We also discuss how we'd destroy Whoville, the proper way to hold a Nintendo 64 controller, and we share our New Year's resolutions. How vulnerable! *** GET TICKETS TO SEE CANNON AT GRAMERCY THEATRE: https://concerts.livenation.com/event/00005D62A92F2DCF?f_use_ras_unavailability=true&f_ras_manifest_attributes=true&f_tmol_...
#100 - Maddy Smith’s Dad Got Ghosted on Bumble
December 21, 2022 08:00 - 1 hourIt's the 100th episode! Can't believe we've been doing this for 100 years already. And what better guest to join us for this special occasion than Maddy Smith?! We debate the best holiday side dishes and Maddy tells us about the time her dad got ghosted on Bumble. Originally from Buffalo, NY, Maddy Smith is steadily making her mark on the male-dominated NYC stand-up scene. Joking from the center, she roasts anything or anyone both from the stage and on her girls-only podcast “That Time of Th...
#99 - Give My Brain a Chance
December 14, 2022 08:00 - 1 hourThe guys are finally back together, and there are scenarios galore: If you could punch anyone in history, who would it be? What's your funniest sex experience? And above all, should Brendan bring back his drug commercial bit???? All this and more on this week's "Here's The Scenario!" *** GET TICKETS TO SEE CANNON AT GRAMERCY THEATRE: https://concerts.livenation.com/event/00005D62A92F2DCF?f_use_ras_unavailability=true&f_ras_manifest_attributes=true&f_tmol_prefix=true MERCH: https://thelaugh...
#98 - Big Turtle Guy (with Jeremiah Watkins)
December 07, 2022 08:00 - 1 hourThe delightful Jeremiah Watkins joins us in studio this week. We break down the logistics of fighting an eagle with our bare hands, conceptualize Grand Theft Auto radio stations, and swap stories about turtles. FOLLOW JEREMIAH: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jeremiahstandup/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/jeremiahstandup?s=20&t=q08cdLannQ9vbVNjaz5wYQ Website: https://www.jeremiahwatkins.com SCISSOR BROS PODCAST: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/scissor-bros/id156...
#97 - The Many Laughs of Brendan (with Robert Kelly & Rich Vos)
November 30, 2022 08:00 - 1 hourIt's a miracle - we convinced Bobby Kelly to do the show! He immediately regrets it once he hears Brendan laugh 10 different ways. Also in this episode, Bobby tells the story of when he tracked down his dad, and we get a surprise drop-in from the legend, Rich Vos! FOLLOW BOBBY: Instagram: @robertkellylive Twitter: @robertkelly Website: https://robertkellylive.com WATCH BOBBY'S NEW SPECIAL "KILL BOX": https://louisck.com/products/robert-kelly-kill-box *** GET TICKETS TO SEE CANNON AT GRAME...
#96 - Live Swapcast at New York Comedy Festival (with Cipha Sounds & Wil Sylvince from Talk Clearlyer)
November 23, 2022 08:00 - 1 hourOn this episode, hosts of both Talk Clearyler and Here’s The Scenario podcasts teamed up for a special live version of their shows as part of the New York Comedy Festival. Talk Clearlyer’s Cipha Counds and Wil Sylvince delivered the NOC news to Here’s The Scenario’s Brendan Sagalow and Mike Cannon who returned the favor by delivering some hypotheticals. It’s a wild ride from two of NY’s funniest podcasts hosted by some of the city’s funniest comedians. New episodes of Talk Clearlyer and Here...
#95 - Hot Take Me Down
November 16, 2022 08:00 - 1 hourWe start this week's episode the only way we know how - with an argument. We debate whether or not candy corn is trash, guess Feeney's max bench, and Brendan tells a story about a recent confrontation he had on the subway. Also in this episode, we plan Nicole's murder. Fun! *** GET TICKETS TO SEE CANNON AT GRAMERCY THEATRE: https://concerts.livenation.com/event/00005D62A92F2DCF?f_use_ras_unavailability=true&f_ras_manifest_attributes=true&f_tmol_prefix=true MERCH: https://thelaughbutton.merc...