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The lower your apartment is into the earth, the nicer it sounds. “Garden level” for example means, “Your apartment is planted in the ground, like a garden.” What’s below garden level? Corpse Level: 6 feet down, this level is not… Continue Reading →
The lower your apartment is into the earth, the nicer it sounds. “Garden level” for example means, “Your apartment is planted in the ground, like a garden.”
What’s below garden level?
Corpse Level: 6 feet down, this level is not well-named, but accurate.The Deepest Hole You Ever Dug As A Child Level: I always swore, when I was a kid, that I was just going to dig and keep going. Being a kid, that lasted about 10 minutes. But it FELT like it was about 10 feet, hence the name for this depth.How Deep Ancient Monsters And Shit Should Be Buried In Horror Movies: Have you ever seen Pumpkinhead? That monster was buried like half an inch.
This is about as deep as dwellings go, though I’d be game to live deeper if the price was right and if there was a chute I could drop groceries down so I didn’t have to carry them down like 5 flights of stairs.