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Crystal loves having phlegm. 

Pata Fria is going thru metamorphosis. Again. 

Peez loves to cause a scene and cigarettes are pretty hot. Crystal’s dream ruined their new lashes, local sex workers are making everyone really proud, eating food in the bathroom isn’t that bad and the 90s were pretty barbaric. 



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