Crystal thought she had Covid. Coffee is just a blindfold. Take care of your credit and cheese is more addicting than crack. Vaping isn’t safer than cigs and please don’t call our phones or do emergency break-thrus. 



This week’s tv recommendations are: 

Dear Mr. Gacy (on Tubi) 

Surviving Death (Netflix) 



The number for covid testing in your area: 

1-888-634-1123



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• Syma’s Persian and Mexican Grill

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