Hectic Justice
13 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago -A 1940’s style radio show with absurd stereotypes, dubious accents and much overacting! Hectic Justice follows Hester Monroe, single female lawyer and a cast of sexy tropes as they conquer exposition, inappropriately aroused narrators and unbuttoned corrupt judges. How will they maintain their perky jugglets and leggy dignity in the next episode of HECTIC JUSTICE?!
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Episode 9 - Finale of Femininity! - Season 1 Finale!
July 24, 2021 08:42 - 21 minutes - 35.2 MBFinally, after many months, the finale is here! Will Hester get rescued by a posthumous cameo helping Spriggan? Will Zoe get smashed at the pub and try and pash everyone?! And will she go and try to make out with the JUDGE? Most probably, you won't have to actually listen to it! With special thanks always to: Sam Marzden, Lauren Bok, Tony "Bones" Burge, Sean Cunningham, Dolly Diamond, Tony Martin, Damian Cowell and special overacting extra voice, Ben Adamson! Thanks to Hot Sugar Band ...
Episode 8 - Overacting in the Ovaries!
February 14, 2021 04:16 - 26 minutes - 33.3 MBAfter hearing her leggy friend being tortured with nude Twister in the dungeon with plenty of inappropriate close-ups of nipples and thighs, Zoe Legless dismally drowns her sorrows in a local bar. She encounters a familiar nemesis - but could this be the beginning of a legally unethical love affair? Sergeant Lucky Spriggan is also disheartened, but working through his feelings in his diary, he stumbles upon a clue! And with his anthropomorphic dog, could this actually lead to a conclusio...
Hectic Justice Outtakes #2
August 09, 2020 23:37 - 10 minutes - 20.8 MBPuns. Gavels. Dad jokes. Mini skirts. Hectic Justice! A podcast comedy written, directed and produced by Bek Chapman. Featuring the voices of: Sam Marzden Lauren Bok Bek Chapman Tony "Bones" Burge Seán Cunningham Michael Dalton/Dolly Diamond and Tony Martin! Special Guest Star: Winston the cat. Theme music written, recorded and produced by Bek Chapman. Performed by Bek Chapman, Sam Marzden, Lauren Bok and Tony "Bones" Burge.
Episode 7 - Triumphant Tittilations!
June 01, 2020 07:00 - 18 minutes - 21.1 MBThis episode sees Hester Monroe all tied up with a sexy rope in a dungeon. A moist dungeon! Awakened by Nippy Tits McNorgstrem, the buxom mafia broad with her super mild cigarettes, Hester realises she's indeed in deep do-do! After some sexy torture, with plenty of inappropriate close-ups of nipples and thighs we then see a worried Baxter Slick drinking at the strip club with Big Tony and his oafs. He's getting in deeper with the mob now, after tipping them off about the raid! And now h...
Episode 6 - Moist In Metropolis!
April 20, 2020 18:00 - 25 minutes - 31.8 MBBaxter Slick and the Judge, under contractual obligations from the show's new sponsors, discuss illegally smuggled donut matters using chicken puns. The judge realises Baxter knows her dirty little secret and is forced to sign a legal form, giving Mascara immunity! Hester, late to the roast, attempts puns and tries to make peace with the judge to get a warrant to search Mascara's premises but Judge Feazlebottom is a little too suspiciously obliging! What's going on?! Hester storms out and t...
Episode 5 - The Lips of Fury!
March 29, 2020 07:03 - 18 minutes - 18.3 MBAre you enjoying the music in Hectic Justice? Well, head to https://hotsugarband.bandcamp.com/ where you can listen and buy the albums! Thanks to Hot Sugar Band who gave permission to use their music! This episode, my Hectic Justice friends, we meet our stern, serious, beautifully A-cupped Coroner/Pathologist/Fiddler with the Dead - Dr Heidi Scalpel! What?! A WOMAN? A woman DOCTOR?! Has the world gone MAD?! Detective Legless and Sergeant Spriggan seek her help about the deceased jogger,...
Episode 4 - The Boobies of Winston!
March 10, 2020 21:00 - 14 minutes - 16.7 MBWith special thanks to Hot Sugar Band from Paris who gave permission to use their music! Buy it here: https://hotsugarband.bandcamp.com/ This episode, we learn more about the stolen donut heist! But first, we see a kerfuffling bumbletard of a first date with Sergeant Lucky Spriggan and our sexy heroine Hester Monroe! With an offensively stereotypical French waiter and some awkwardly hilarious slapstick, their date is cut short with an important phone call, causing Spriggan to head to th...
Episode 3 - An Abundence of Melons!
February 24, 2020 19:00 - 17 minutes - 21.9 MBThe mafia is at it again! Big "Tony" Mascara and his lackeys are doing what they do best, the illegal capture of confectionary! In this case, the smuggling of precious donuts! The sexy, corrupt Judge Feazlebottom meets them for a revealingly addictive chit-chat, but theme music suggests they're being spied on by someone who may use what he's seen to his ambitious advantage in an upcoming episode! But meanwhile, someone ELSE comes across the smuggling and must be done away with! And after...
Hectic Justice Outtakes #1
February 17, 2020 18:00 - 7 minutes - 8.19 MBPuns. Gavels. Dad jokes. Mini skirts. Bumbletard Productions reluctantly presents: Hectic Justice! A new podcast comedy written, directed and produced by Bek Chapman. Featuring the voices of: Sam Marzden Lauren Bok Bek Chapman Tony "Bones" Burge Seán Cunningham Michael Dalton/Dolly Diamond Theme music written, recorded and produced by Bek Chapman. Performed by Bek Chapman, Sam Marzden, Lauren Bok and Tony "Bones" Burge.
Episode 2 - Legless in the Night!
February 10, 2020 18:00 - 18 minutes - 21.9 MBWe go behind the scenes on an investigation with Detective Legless! Why is she such a tell-it-like-it-is detective who feels things inside her so hard? Who is her bumbling but attractive new partner? And Hester is prosecuting a case which may lead her into mortal danger! But is her skirt too short? Which new character will prove his worth by saving her life and possibly getting lucky? And specifically what accent is that coming from Chief of Police Boobie Winston? Or is she just having...
Episode 1 - Run, Mascara, Run!
February 03, 2020 19:00 - 13 minutes - 16.7 MBTurn on the wireless! It's time for Hectic Justice! As Hester Monroe loses her case due to a dubious ruling by Judge Anna Feazlebottom, mafia boss Big "TONY" Mascara once again goes free! A confrontation with Defense Attorney Baxter Slick leaves her breathless and unbuttoned, but a cup of tea with best friend, tell-it-like-it-is Detective Zoe Legless will calm her down! Especially when served in an inappropriate negligee. But what will happen now? Will the mafia be free to roam the stree...
Episode 0 - Tittilating Teasers!
January 28, 2020 19:00 - 7 minutes - 9.31 MBIn the forgotten pants of your bathroom floor, we meet the four feminine fespians who will no doubt win the hearts of listeners world-wide, as this preview-teaser almost demonstrates just how dramatic and not just hired for their good-looks at all these actors really are! Meet Hester Monroe, single female lawyer, trying to make it in a man's world in a short skirt whilst barely keeping her endearingly overly dramatic emotional problems in check. Zoe Legless, the hard, sassy, tell-it-like...
Hectic Justice - The Trailer!
January 25, 2020 05:49 - 1 minute - 1.94 MBPuns. Gavels. Dad jokes. Mini skirts. Bumbletard Productions reluctantly presents: An Ally-McBeal/Law-&-Order meets 1940s-radio-show meets daggy-Uncle-Russell-at-your-wedding-style show: Hectic Justice! Find out what happens when two actor-comedians, a musician and a math teacher from Melbourne get together to re-establish the nuance of ridiculous radio dramas of yesteryear, whilst established Australian celebrities make dubious and most likely subpoenaed cameos, guaranteed not to enha...