Reborn
72 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsAfter 3 seasons, HeathensLMC called it quits as a podcast. But I find it impossible not to rant about the world because it is the only thing I do well. There is only one place where I can do that without being told to shut up - my own podcast. This is Reborn.
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1: Welcome back
March 01, 2020 16:11 - 5 minutes - 5.46 MBJust a quick note to let everyone know that although heathenslmc is no longer a podcast, I am working on a new show that will be forthcoming. Basically just saying hi to make sure you don't forget about me!
71: Heathens: The Final Episode
December 24, 2019 03:00 - 1 hour - 76.2 MBToday we bid a fond farewell to our Heathens podcast. After a year and a half the subject matter has worn us out so we've decided to end this podcast. In this episode we discuss Trump's impeachment. We discuss why some people put their rationality aside for this one topic and we talk about our plans for the new year. We want to thank all of our listeners who have been with us on this crazy ride. While this show may be done, we are not. See you in the funny papers.
70: Heathens: Jesus and the Afterbirth.
December 03, 2019 01:35 - 1 hour - 73.7 MBOn today's episode, we discuss all the thanks we've been giving. We talk about the escalating tensions in the war on Christmas. We have an impromptu discussion about afterbirth and about more of Trump's stupidity. All this and more on Heathens. Yule love it!
69: Heathens: Trump Have Zero to me to me to me to...
November 19, 2019 01:27 - 1 hour - 80.8 MBOn today's show, we talk about how A.I. is already smarter than us. Protocapsy tells us about love and submission. We wax poetic about Trumps and his impeachment and how his recent visit to Walter Reed may be related. All this and more on Heathens!
68: Heathens: Veteran's Day 2019
November 12, 2019 01:46 - 1 hour - 77 MBOn today's episode, we embrace the chaos and do another show without a main topic. Preacher ProtoCapsy tells us why it's a married woman's fault when her man does bad things. Also we discuss likely one of the first times Las let something go on twitter. We discuss with much joy the recent times trump has been booed and the recent and poetic chants of lock him up today. We dream up our own holiday and iron out the rules. We also say a sincere thank you to our veterans and service members. Happ...
67: Heathens: The Statue of Trump
November 05, 2019 01:58 - 1 hour - 99.8 MBOn today's episode, it's a return to form where we don't talk about a topic and just focus on the news and tangent, tangent, tangent. We discuss Trump and conceptualize a statue of Trump that someone needs to make a reality NOW. We also discuss how a Hospital had to be shamed into doing the right thing as it gave a new mother a bill that proves our healthcare system is crazy. We also get into AOC's recent apology and the the application of free speech on an internet forum like Twitter. All th...
66: Heathens: A Polite Conversation on Free Speech a.k.a. A Contentious Shouting Match
October 29, 2019 02:06 - 1 hour - 101 MBOn today's show, we learn the virtue of patience. We also learn of Las's favorite use for his phone. We also discuss how millennials are leaving religion and not going back. Lastly, Las and I discuss the limits of free speech in one of the few times we have had a heated disagreement. Enjoy!
65: Heathens: Mysticism and the Vikings
October 22, 2019 02:26 - 1 hour - 76.3 MBToday we recognize the birthday's of a few famous people, though some not so important in the grand scheme of things. Preacher Protocapsy tells us about God's Land. We ask the the age old question, "does a bear poop in the lobby of city hall" and marvel at Hilary Clinton's masterful trolling. Lastly, we discuss the vikings and their ancient beliefs and how those came to an end.
64: Heathens: Divine Lineage
October 15, 2019 03:07 - 1 hour - 101 MBOn today's episode, we debate whether trumps impeachment will happen and in time for anything meaningful. Las tells us about a time he went to subways and was annoyed. We discuss somewhat noteworthy topics from the news and the celebration of a homicidal incompetent who "discovered" the new world. Lastly, we discuss divine lineage and how those in power often claim divine right.
63: Heathens: A Long Awaited Surprise!
October 08, 2019 03:23 - 1 hour - 88.6 MBOn today's episode, we once again are without Mandy's insight as we make our way through the episode. We dive briefly into my time as a Sunday Christian (I am no True Scotsman!) We try to keep twitter within 200 seconds. I also invent a drinking game for those who want to get messed up fast. Lastly, our main topic today is a surprise. This is something we talked about awhile ago and now it has come to fruition. See if you can guess before we get there. Enjoy!
62: Heathens: A Special Guest: Take Care of Your Brain
October 01, 2019 03:52 - 1 hour - 106 MBOn today's episode Las share's his thoughts on how to potentially get one over on Amazon. Proto-capsy tells us why he needs all the money for god. We discuss the news and our thought's on the upcoming election. Lastly, (though not last in the podcast itself) we talk with Nate from twitter about Taking care of our brains and his time in the service.
61: Heathens: The Inquisition (Part 2) Vatican
September 24, 2019 03:20 - 1 hour - 95.8 MBThis week Proto-Capsy tells you why you should give us your money. Also,(much to my surprise) we intro our new opening for 200 seconds of twitter. For what might be a first, Las and I actually disagree on something. Lastly, we discuss the Inquisition that was lead by the Vatican.
60: Heathens: The Inquisition (Part 1) Spain
September 17, 2019 05:16 - 1 hour - 84.2 MBThis week, we remember Kellywise the dancing clown without going into her most recent tomfoolery. Preacher Proto-Capsy tells us which church is the right one and we discuss the Spanish Inquisition. All this and more on this week's Heathens!
59: Heathens: Martin Luther-The Protestant Reformation
September 10, 2019 04:01 - 1 hour - 85.2 MBToday Pastor Proto-Capsy gives us a thundering homily explaining why we have hurricanes. We go through our twitter and I realize my own trepidation about what we've twittered. We also discuss just one more time that Agent Orange takes a Trump on twitter. Finally, we discuss our main theme: Martin Luther and the Protestant Reformation.
58: Heathens: Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin
September 06, 2019 01:29 - 1 hour - 82.7 MBToday we discuss how we were tricked by Hurricane Dorian into recording on a Thursday. We also discuss the aftermath of said hurricane. We have our highest engagement week on twitter. Lastly, we discuss the The Mad Monk himself: Rasputin. A man whose story has inspired fiction writers for decades.
56: Heathens: Dueling Popes
August 27, 2019 04:04 - 1 hour - 100 MBToday Mandy's back and we dive into the news. We discuss trumps plan to nuke hurricanes away. We also say farewell to oxygen as thew amazon goes up in flames. We delve into two other new stories that I won't spoil here. Lastly, we delve into what is often referred to as the schism when the Papacy moved from Avignon to Rome and then back again. All this and more on today's episode
57: Heathens: The Ottoman Caliphate
August 20, 2019 03:47 - 1 hour - 77.9 MBIt's another glorious day at the Heathens studio. Today, we introduce two new segments: The Capsianity mass and 200 seconds of Twitter. In the first new segment we invite Pastor ProtoCapsi to give a homily where he extends his love for all the misguided miscreants he sees. In 200 seconds of Twitter, we review our twitter and who Las has pissed off this week. Finally after a somewhat brief look at the news, we discuss the Ottoman Caliphate in history.
56: Heathens: Henry VIII
August 13, 2019 03:28 - 1 hour - 78.9 MBToday we discuss some of the conspiracy theories around the alleged suicide of Jeffery Epstein. We consider the mooch's recent tweet that the president is in meltdown and ponder over whether this is a good or bad thing. Lastly we discuss Henry VIII, A king who split from the Catholic Church and formed his own version of Christianity that endures even today. Why did he do this? Find out on Heathens!
55: Heathens: It's Time For More Than Thoughts and Prayers
August 06, 2019 02:49 - 1 hour - 81.5 MBToday we breath a heavy sigh and with an extreme exercise in restraint we discuss the recent mass shootings without our show devolving into an continuous litany of swearing and cursing. Also, Neil DeGrasse Tyson reminds us why it's so difficult to find a great science communicator. This and more on today's episode.
54: Heathens: The Moral Majority & Jerry Fartwell
July 30, 2019 02:20 - 1 hour - 96.1 MBOn this week's episode we have our first ever in studio guest: Mandi Clay. We talk about the strange and bizarre practice by our federal government of kidnapping people on the high seas to prosecute often referred to as boat cases. We also discuss the recent Garlic Festival shooting in Gilroy, CA. We also spread the word of the Senate majority leader and turtle in a human costume, Mitch McConnell' new nickname. Lastly we delve a bit into the aims of the moral majority movement.
53: Heathens: Religion and US Politics P2 or is it?
July 23, 2019 03:50 - 1 hour - 79.7 MBToday we explored the details of and ineptly designed website for victims of the Equifax breach. We also discuss the 50th anniversary of the Moon landing and discuss Pence's speech about going to the Moon. We discuss this and many more news stories in this episode.
52: Heathens: Religion and US Politics P1
July 16, 2019 01:45 - 1 hour - 80.3 MBOn today's episode we lament that agent orange can access twitter as he yet again finds a way to lower the bar and I silently contemplate a way to cancel his twitter account. We also have a special guest, Joseph Richardson. He discusses his ongoing attempts in winter garden to foster a more inclusive invocation policy and his recent successes outside of winter garden. Finally, we discuss the history of "under God" as a part of the pledge of allegiance. Orange County Invocation: https://www.y...
51: Heathens: US Constitution and Religion
July 09, 2019 00:31 - 1 hour - 87 MBThis week we look into the news and ask is why does it seem like billionaires who commit crimes don't seem to face real justice, especially when they have ties to Trump. We also dump on Trump like the rain did on his "Salute to America" and enjoy the sight of the Baby Trump Balloon. We also discuss the burning yet not so burning question of was the constitution inspired by god? All that and more on today's Heathens!
50: Heathens: Happy Birthday Heathens Podcast!
July 02, 2019 01:51 - 1 hour - 73.9 MBHappy Birthday Heathens Podcast! It's official. One year ago on the dot, we recorded our first episode of Heathens using a lapel mic and a cell phone. Back then, we were a couple of guys who had no idea what they were doing and a year later we still don't. We discuss recent news and present the theme of Season 3: Religion in politics and Government. Thanks for listening and here's to another year!
49: Heathens: The End of Season 2
June 25, 2019 02:52 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBOn today's episode we hit the last episode of this season and the last one of our first year podcasting. We discuss the recent tensions with Iran. We also look at copyright protection and the public domain and much more. Thanks for a great year and we hope you keep listening.
48: Heathens: The Vatican Rag a.k.a. Christ on a Cracker
June 18, 2019 00:36 - 1 hour - 63.2 MBToday we tackle some headlines like the resignation of the Wicked Witch of the West Wing a.k.a Sarah Huckabee Sanders. We also cringe at Trumps statements about trying to run for a 3rd term. Finally we discuss the sightings of Jesus in everyday objects that make us chuckle.
47: Heathens: Thursday Special: An Interview with Hemant Mehta the Friendly Atheist.
June 14, 2019 01:14 - 1 hour - 68.9 MBBecause we couldn't wait until Monday, we bring you this special Thursday edition of Heathens where we interview the Friendly Atheist himself, Hemant Mehta. We discuss his experience when he sold his "soul" on eBay. We also discuss his ever evolving view on the relationship between religiousness and rationality (or lack thereof). We also get a little info on his upcoming project. Friendlyatheist.patheos.com Churchstateseparationpodcast.com
46: Heathens: Thor, Odin, and Valhalla
June 11, 2019 01:58 - 1 hour - 75.2 MBToday we go into the rumor mill and talk about Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga. We also discuss a few other stories including Justin Bieber's bizzarre challenge to Tom Cruise. Lastly, we discuss Norse mythology.
45: Heathens: Back in the Saddle Again
June 06, 2019 02:31 - 1 hour - 73.4 MBWe're back ans settled in our new studio! On today's episode we talk about how Ken Ham's Ar. k Encounter encountered a big pile of cosmic irony. We also shake our heads at our president's trip to the UK and I learn a valuable lesson about looking before I leap.
44: Heathens: (Some) Atheists Say the Stupidest Things
May 14, 2019 00:50 - 1 hour - 68.4 MBThis week we discussed the staggering financial loses of our Idiot in Chief. We also discuss our trip to Winter Garden and the CFFC petition for a more inclusive invocation policy and the BS that followed. Finally, contrary to some memes, not all atheists are intelligent and we notice a theme of conspiracy theorists in that group.
43: Heathens: DNA - Who we are and where we came from.
May 07, 2019 03:27 - 1 hour - 61.7 MBOn today's episode we talk about everyone's favorite polynucleotide: DNA! We discuss our predictions on our upcoming DNA test results; what would surprise us and what we expect. We discuss what DNA research means to humanity and our human journey. Also, we discuss some of the darker sides to our understanding of DNA.
42: Heathens: Tribalism and Tradition
April 30, 2019 05:42 - 1 hour - 73 MBOn today's episode, we discuss the latest in Trumpfoolery, the recent changes in NRA leadership, and we go back to form and tangent all over the place. Lastly, we discuss tribalism and how it divides us and how tradition without honest scrutiny can be detrimental.
41: Heathens: Those who need a savior.
April 21, 2019 23:36 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBToday we talked about our second favorite messianic holiday, Easter! We also discussed the Mueller report, the recent bombing in Sri Lanka, we briefly touch on our topic of why people believe they need a savior, and finally the most unintentionally sexual painting ever created.
40: Heathens: Invocation Across the Nation
April 14, 2019 19:56 - 52 minutes - 47.7 MBToday we spoke with Joseph and Jocelyn of the Florida Freethought Community about a petition to change some discriminatory rules around invocations and how a well done Secular Invocation can be the building blocks of a more inclusive community. If you want to get involved with the petition or you would like some help in creating your own invocation we have the urls mentioned below and also the url for this years FreeFlo. Petition: tinyurl.com/wgpetition CFFC website: cflfreethough.org Free...
39: Heathens: Freedom of Speech and the Life of Brian
April 07, 2019 21:25 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBThis week, we have a discussion of freedom of speech. We also stumbled into a conversation about our thoughts on rostitution and lastly talk a little about the brilliant film by Monty Python: The Life of Brian.
38: Heathens: The Ghost of George Carlin – Atheism in Comedy
April 01, 2019 00:11 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBOn today's episode, we talk about the results of the Mueller investigation and how our president doesn't understand the phrase "does not exonerate him." We also talk about atheist comedy legend, George Carlin.
37: Heathens: Atheist Day 2019
March 25, 2019 00:15 - 3 hours - 185 MBThis week we have a special episode. Instead of our normal single topic episode, we have the audio from our live stream of the first ever Atheist Day. In the episode we talked about what Atheist day is about. We also talked to Joseph Richardson and Neil the 604 Atheist and had fun struggling against our god of perpetual inconvenience. Enjoy this extra long episode!
36: Heathens: A Talk with Aron Ra
March 17, 2019 20:53 - 1 hour - 63.1 MBThat's right! On this week's episode we had the privilege of speaking with THE Aron Ra. We recommend going to his website https://phylogenyexplorerproject.com/ and listening to the Ra-Men podcast. Enjoy!
35: Heathens: God’s perfect plan vs Free Will
March 03, 2019 23:54 - 1 hour - 77.5 MBThis week we talk about the Michael Cohen Hearings, some exciting news in the world of evolutionary biology, the topic of God's perfect plan vs. free will, and oh so much more!
34: Heathens: Contradiction in the Bible
February 24, 2019 21:26 - 1 hour - 65.5 MBWe talk about things. Many things, very many things.
33: Heathens: Greek vs Roman Gods
February 10, 2019 21:45 - 1 hour - 68.1 MBIn this episode we discuss many things. Very many things. Mainly the SOTU and the Nancy clap - also, why Jeff Bezos' selfie may bring down the house of Trump. We talk briefly about roman gods versus greek gods - one of us was prepared for the program - the other one was winging it. So we rely mainly on Justin to stick to today's topic.
32: Heathens: Who (or what) was Mithra(s)
February 03, 2019 20:58 - 1 hour - 61.2 MBIn this week's episode: God has preordained the winner in the SuperBowl as part of his divine plan. All we have to do is wait to find out who it will be. Whoever it is, will come as no surprise to god. A governor is in hot water for wearing blackface in an old yearbook photo and it is in terrible taste - but it was 30 years ago and Trump keeps getting a pass for wanting to grab people by the privates - today. Who was Mithra(s)? A covenant between a Hittite king and his people to live a...
31: Heathens: what is Sin and why does God care
January 27, 2019 23:36 - 1 hour - 65.4 MBOh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah... the shutdown is over and we all know who came out the winner of that debacle. For more on this and the topic of today, listen to the podcast.
30: Heathens: Cults - gullibility and fear - why fear a loving God
January 20, 2019 22:40 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBDonald Trump sounds like a retarded drunken village idiot. Kaitlin and Tam Tam wear a gun in their yoga pants and they're as dumb as their president if not more so. God rules by decree and loves you - but if you don't do what he says you need to do, he will strike you with such a fear that your ears will run sideways. God is a commie dictator.
29: Heathens: How monotheism hijacked paganism
January 13, 2019 21:02 - 1 hour - 56.7 MBWelcome to the New Year – new challenges - in Congress, there is a battle brewing between the old and the new – and the government is still shut down. The border wall can be built, but it will be cut through with a simple bolt cutter, or a saw, which nobody in their right mind will ever attempt, right? Especially not drug dealers or terrorists because why would they have bolt cutters. Americans blame Trump and GOP for shutdown – 53% of us actually do so. And rightly so because he said he will...
28: Heathens: Here we go again
January 07, 2019 00:41 - 49 minutes - 45.1 MBHappy new Year! This is the year of the US National Kidney stone (#passingthestone) where we enter the primary stage of passing the national kidney stone, called Donald J Trump. We are introducing Season 2 of the Heathens weekly podcast and we are thrilled to have some great topics coming up. However, on today's show we got nothing. Not one topic. So enjoy a little Mel and 45 minutes of ranting. See you next week.
27: Heathens: Happy New Year part 1
December 30, 2018 21:44 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBHappy new year! Welcome to the last show of Season 1! The inquisition, what a show, the inquisition, don't you know, the inquisition, we'll convert the Jews... Let there be merriment, let there be light, let there be Jesus on the anus of a dog... Yeah... huh?! There is no topic for today, just general madness and heathenistic tomfoolery. We'll talk to y'all in Season 2!
26: Heathens: Drinking is the reason for the season!
December 24, 2018 01:28 - 1 hour - 68.7 MBHo ho ho, Merry Holidays, everyone! Today, we are joined in spirit and song by the most ancient and true depiction of the life of an important person, the Life of Brian and we are choosing to look on the bright side of life! Most importantly, today we are talking with Author of Confusion, who despite knowing what idiots we are, chose to partake in our podcast once again and we couldn't be happier. As before, she chimed in with important and informative information about the true nature of ...
25: Heathens: Jebus H Christopher, Part deuche
December 17, 2018 00:10 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBDissecting the Trump presidency: the Oval Office meeting between the powers that be. Mike Pence turns into Pinocchio and Ryan Zinke leaves the Trump administration. Christina Ricci and the little black dress. The life of Jebus and the upcoming topics of Season 2. Was Jesus the Liberace of his time?
24: Heathens: Stand up for your rights by sitting down
December 09, 2018 22:30 - 1 hour - 82.4 MBOn today's podcast: the news! Why Donald Trump is nervous about Michael Cohen. Only 2 people know for sure what was said between Cohen and Trump and one of them is really nervous - which means he is scared of what might have been said. Also, John Kelly is leaving as CoS and why the White House is a modern day rendition of Animal House. Our main topic of the day is our esteemed caller, Mr. Joseph Richardson. If you want to know what he did, check out this clip: https://www.youtube.com/...