Heathen Down Under
81 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 57 ratingsAn Aussie and NYCer talk worldly happenings, sex, relationships and earthly entertainment! Your hosts Heath and Gretchen (Heathen) met in Australia on 10 February 2021 and moved in together the next day. Join Heathen on their lovescapades! New episode drops Mondays in the US / Tuesdays in AUS on all pod platforms! Music by Nathan O. Wills
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Gretchen speaks!
August 24, 2022 05:00 - 48 minutes - 33.3 MBHeathens!! This week, in an iconic first ever, Gretchen hosts solo! It's En down under minus Heath! Join Gretchen for the USA update along with some bits of in between to catch y'all up on how her cross-continental lifestyle first started and where it's at today! Gretchen talks about her dysfunctional bloodline, multiple passport hustle, and her undying affinity for her divine husband and their little light ray who just turned six months! The United States is a super fucked place for my ...
Assholes aren't allowed!
August 11, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 45.1 MBG'day Heathens! This week, Heath and Gretchen are joining y'all from the USA once again during their romantic getaway from AUS! Heathen covers the general concept of managing assholes whether the shape is in the form of "siblings", "friends", or Commonwealth Games players! We also touch on being madly in love, our divine love child, and ways to spend time with what and who ever actually matters in your own karma. LOVE :)))))) Ps. All of my sisters are fucking assholes.
Assholes aren't allowed!
August 11, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 45.1 MBG'day Heathens! This week, Heath and Gretchen are joining y'all from the USA once again during their romantic getaway from AUS! Heathen covers the general concept of managing assholes whether the shape is in the form of "siblings", "friends", or Commonwealth Games players! We also touch on being madly in love, our divine love child, and ways to spend time with what and who ever actually matters in your own karma. LOVE :)))))) Ps. All of my sisters are fucking assholes.
Aaaaannndddd we're back!
August 03, 2022 04:00 - 42 minutes - 29.2 MBNamaste Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back wit da goss and if ur in ur in!!
We're in the United States with slutty Elon!
July 14, 2022 03:00 - 44 minutes - 30.9 MBG'day Heathens! This week, Heath and Gretchen have officially embarked on their US holiday! Heathen covers Colorado Karens, cheap yank shit, and the cheapest thing going in the states ATM which is Elon Musk! Catch up on WTF happens from Cali to Illinois! Nearly back to NYC! Jesus take the wheel!
We're at the airport!
July 07, 2022 05:00 - 19 minutes - 13.7 MBShort eppy this week Heathens! We're at the airport and we fly in four hours! See y'all in the USA!
Amber Rose, Holiday Life and State of the Union!
June 29, 2022 08:00 - 48 minutes - 33.7 MBWe love the new Amber Rose song and are here for her Twitter dildo! We like it better than Xtina's green sparkly one from last week! Heathen continues to move toward their 3 month US holiday! Join Heath and Gretchen as they discuss weekly happenings, worldly events and earthly entertainment! Rugby is also on deck along with a pricy beagle, welcome back!
Travel countdown, Christina's big green d*ck and the Gross Logies!
June 20, 2022 21:00 - 41 minutes - 28.3 MBWelcome Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are continuing the travel countdown getting ready for their big trip across the pond! Heathen is happy to update everyone about Christina Aguilera's massive pride penis and how gross the Australian Logie awards are! Heathen also touches on Jennifer Aniston's trash haircut, the caucasian cult that once was Friends and more!
Sucky Montreal, Paris Geography and the Kylie Scandal!
June 13, 2022 19:00 - 54 minutes - 37.7 MBAhoy Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are here this week to talk about Canadian things; how to define around the world; and Kylie out thirst trapping 4 months postpartum! Heathen gives the weekly update discussing Heath's head cold and Heathen's recent visit to Palmer's Island! They also relive their first date which reveals critical life advice!
The Queen's Party, Palmer's Island and Desperate Richie!
June 08, 2022 21:00 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MBWe're here Heathens! This week Heath and Gretchen are on location during an impromptu last minute holiday as the US party approaches! Heathen talks about rich people who can't get by without fame; greasy breast feeding hair; New York City being Europe and more! Pull up! Twitter: @HeathenDownUnda
Contradictions! Don't be one!
June 01, 2022 08:00 - 47 minutes - 32.9 MBWe're here Heathens! We're hyping up to move to a new country! We also get into why you should take the word 'celebrity' with a grain of salt! Shout out Paris! Heathen further discusses Jeffery Star's great yak slaughter and giraffe skin boots!
We bought our tickets!
May 24, 2022 04:00 - 32 minutes - 22.2 MBG'day Heathens! It's a quick episode this week with Heath and Gretchen here with the latest about their upcoming adventure to the United States! Heathen also talks about a very Dolce wedding and the latest Australian election! If you don't vote in Australia you get fined or can get locked up! Enjoy!
We're holidaying to the United States! Also Johnny and Amber!
May 18, 2022 11:00 - 49 minutes - 34 MBWe're moving to the USA Heathens!
We're moving to the United States! Also Johnny and Amber!
May 18, 2022 11:00 - 49 minutes - 34 MBWe're moving to the USA Heathens!
Skin cancer, post preggo sex and all of the rest!
May 10, 2022 09:00 - 49 minutes - 33.7 MBG'day Heathens! Welcome to 2sday! This week, Heathen is here with the usual life updates along with tight pussy talk; keepin it real with B&Bs and real skin cancer low downs!
Apartment buying, dirty words, Allen Stone and rugby beatings!
May 02, 2022 22:00 - 54 minutes - 37.3 MBHappy Tuesday Heathens! This week Heath and Gretchen are here to talk about bidding on a beach apartment in the great land of down under! Heathen shares all of the updates about getting booted from another rental and the journey to live someplace where they won't get thrown out of! Gretchen talks about the Allen Stone podcast and why people reading erotica freaks her out! Heath educates us all on what getting completely destroyed in a rugby game means and Heathen gets into their 100 year ol...
Apartment buying, dirty words, Allen Stone and ruby beatings!
May 02, 2022 22:00 - 54 minutes - 37.3 MBHappy Tuesday Heathens! This week Heath and Gretchen are here to talk about bidding on a beach apartment in the great land of down under! Heathen shares all of the updates about getting booted from another rental and the journey to live someplace where they won't get thrown out of! Gretchen talks about the Allen Stone podcast and why people reading erotica freaks her out! Heath educates us all on what getting completely destroyed in a rugby game means and Heathen gets into their 100 year ol...
Apartment buying, dirty words, Allen Stone and rugby beatings!
May 02, 2022 22:00 - 54 minutes - 37.3 MBHappy Tuesday Heathens! This week Heath and Gretchen are here to talk about bidding on a beach apartment in the great land of down under! Heathen shares all of the updates about getting booted from another rental and the journey to live someplace where they won't get thrown out of! Gretchen talks about the Allen Stone podcast and why people reading erotica freaks her out! Heath educates us all on what getting completely destroyed in a rugby game means and Heathen gets into their 100 year ol...
Our moving movements!
April 26, 2022 09:00 - 36 minutes - 25.2 MBThis week Heathen discusses their current moving movements as they continue to navigate the love journey! After having had to move 9 times in the past 4 years, Gretchen offers insight about the strange state of Australian real estate for the international listening audience! Heathen also brushes on affairs of immigration as the small, fresh family assess various living opportunities around the globe! Welcome back!
We're late because it's 420 and we were having Cabin Sex!
April 20, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 43 MBHappy 420! Heathen is here this week to talk about one of their favourite holidays and how it made the episode late this week, along with cabin sex happenings! Heath and Gretchen also talk about house hunting down under; a Coachella drill-down; Australia's obsession with instant coffee; and psychedelic vs cannabis "influencers" online! Gretchen taps into women getting paid less at work with an update about her job applications and how to negotiate offers. Heathen also covers the ethics of...
Legal Cannabis and the Poo Girl!
April 12, 2022 10:00 - 58 minutes - 40.5 MBG'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are talking legal cannabis this week as the countdown to 420 begins! Heathen covers Australia's blatant disregard for any real legal reform regarding plant medicine and chats about the CBD craze taking over the USA! Hear Heathen's take on the Poo Girl killing it on Only Fans and why eating poo isn't necessarily for the health conscious. Karaoke, the new Kardashian season and snaps to Sofia finally making it to New York City are also in the cards! Enjoy!
Legal Cannabis and the Poo Girl!
April 12, 2022 10:00 - 58 minutes - 40.5 MBG'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are talking legal cannabis this week as the countdown to 420 begins! Heathen covers Australia's blatant disregard for any real legal reform regarding plant medicine and chats about the CBD craze taking over the USA! Hear Heathen's take on the Poo Girl killing it on Only Fans and why eating poo isn't necessarily for the health conscious. Karaoke, the new Kardashian season and snaps to Sofia finally making it to New York City are also in the cards! Enjoy!
Season Two is Here!
April 05, 2022 08:00 - 57 minutes - 39.7 MBWelcome to the Season 2 jump off Heathens! We kick off with lifely updates, entertainment highlights and the Australian MAFS finale review!
A low key conclusion to Season One!
March 29, 2022 10:00 - 55 minutes - 37.9 MBSeason one is a wrap!
On The Move and Nearly 52!
March 21, 2022 22:00 - 52 minutes - 36.4 MBG'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen have to move again and are here with the update! It will be the 9th time Gretchen moves in a 36 month period! Heathen also discusses the concept of humans being brands; why they feel bad for Kanye; and how to get a passport for a three week old! Heathen Down Under hits 52 episodes next week! Tune in now to hear Heathen's early thoughts about the past 12 months and plans for the big finale as well as season two!
Baby Passports, Byron Baes and the Great Australian Sperm Crisis!
March 15, 2022 05:00 - 53 minutes - 36.6 MBHeathen is here this week with baby passport updates and the low down about bartering sperm down under! Heath and Gretchen also discuss the Australian Netflix mystery known as Byron Baes! Heather further talks giraffe-like asteroids, Tom Brady's fake retirement and why they love Dolly putting ice on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! Hear about the history of Chico Rolls and current state of post baby sex play! G'day!
Anna Delvy, Human Contradictions and No Sex!
March 08, 2022 07:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MBHeathen delves into Anna Delvy this week and respect for her scamming ways! We also talk about the inherent human quality of being contradictions and what postpartum no sex life is like! Tune in to hear why Gretchen won't be wearing a Paris Hilton tracksuit and what's been happening in the land of corrupt Aussie politicians!
Lactation bars, Australian flood dramas and ice smoking CEOs!
March 01, 2022 04:00 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MBHeathen returns following week one of baby life to educate everyone about Japanese Lactation Bars! Gretchen quizzes Heath on sucking titties in pubs and whether or not this should rightfully become a paid gig for chicks getting their boob milk guzzled! Eastern Australia is under water at the moment and Heathen is here to update the world about our friends to the south currently sitting on rooftops waiting to be rescued! In this week's "not financial advice" segment, Heathen talks about buy...
We Had a BABY Three Days Ago! AKA the TRUTH about Gretchen's 36 Hour Labour!
February 22, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 48 MBIt's story time this week Heathens! Gretchen and Heath introduce their baby boy Jack to all! Heathen also discloses the best and worst parts of being pregnant; what it's like to have an exorcism in the delivery room; and highlights of getting nitrous drunk! Gretchen chats about paying back for the perfect pregnancy with a hellfire labour that involved carts of clowns and piles of sheeple. Heath offers insight to observing an inadvertent natural childbirth and his views on dealing with docto...
Valentine's Special! Catfishing, Worst Dates and Multiple Personalities!
February 14, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 42 MBHappy Valentine's Week Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back and sharing some worst date stories in honour of the Love Day! Gretchen tells the true story of getting legit catfished by a Frenchmen in Manhattan and Heath discusses dating app filters and what happens when they go too far! Heathen also gets into the complexities of being interesting and having to create pseudonyms to accommodate the social constructs around boxing people into stereotypes. They talk about a horny Texan on Aussi...
Valentine's Special! Catfishing, Worst Dates and Multiple Personalities!
February 14, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 42 MBHappy Valentine's Week Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back and sharing some worst date stories in honour of the Love Day! Gretchen tells the true story of getting legit catfished by a Frenchmen in Manhattan and Heath discusses dating app filters and what happens when they go too far! Heathen also gets into the complexities of being interesting and having to create pseudonyms to accommodate the social constructs around boxing people into stereotypes. They talk about a horny Texan on Aussi...
Racist Joe Rogan, Tinder swindling and Voodoo induction rituals!
February 07, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 44.2 MBG'day Heathens! Welcome to episode 46 of Heathen Down Under! This week we talk why we think Joe Rogan is racist AF; not being mad at the Tinder Swindler; and various rituals we've performed to shake our baby out! Heathen also gives a MAFS update and shares how the phenomena weighs up in the realm of international entertainment and Aussie television ratings! Heath and Gretchen further cover monarchy slut scandals; podcasts that end with porn star sex; and commissioning an airplane to fly do...
Australian spiders, the MAFS premiere, nasty rich men and the land of TikTok!
January 31, 2022 23:00 - 1 hour - 42.1 MBG'day Heathens! Episode 45 is here and Heath and Gretchen are in the middle of an Australian heatwave! Shout out to all of our North American friends buried in snow! Join Heathen as we share a scary Australian Spider story from the week and delve into Neil Young hating Joe Rogan! We send a big shout out out to pregnant Rhi Rhi and provide an update on the scary Karen lurking in our neighbourhood! Also this week, we touch base about Tik Tok and recently surrounding dramas; some political b...
Delivery room sex, racist copper piles and the Australia Day controversy!
January 24, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 43.7 MBHappy week Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back talking about sex in hospital delivery rooms; the relocation of racist piles of copper; and why everyone is pissed off about Australia Day! Join Heathen as they reflect on the hot NFL happenings right now; how they feel about the Jamie Lynn Spears drama; and the epic cryptocurrency crash! Heath shares his thoughts on Adele crying about Las Vegas and Gretchen taps in about the latest happenings in audio pornography. Half naked TikToks, dictio...
We got attacked by an Australian Karen!
January 18, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 45.5 MBWelcome to episode 43 Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are here to tell you about getting attacked this week by an Australian Karen in the wild! Join us to hear about our favourite podcast episode of the week and spending time with our new friends on Talkin Sex Live with Chet and Diane! Heathen also covers weekly goss like Kanye's BD Petey clap back and Drake's hot sauce drama. We also throw back to Lorena Bobbit's epic slice. Enjoy!! xoxox Twitter: @HeathenDownUnda TikToK: @HeathenDownUnder ...
We got attacked by an Australian Karen!
January 18, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 45.5 MBWelcome to episode 43 Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are here to tell you about getting attacked this week by an Australian Karen in the wild! Join us to hear about our favourite podcast episode of the week and spending time with our new friends on Talkin Sex Live with Chet and Diane! Heathen also covers weekly goss like Kanye's BD Petey clap back and Drake's hot sauce drama. We also throw back to Lorena Bobbit's epic slice. Enjoy!! xoxox Twitter: @HeathenDownUnda TikToK: @HeathenDownUnder ...
Werewolf sex, online stranger strategies and our first guest spot!
January 10, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 42.1 MBWelcome to episode 42 Heathens! We're live from the professional studio once again! Join us to hear about our very first guest spot coming up later this week on the Talkin Sex Live with Chet and Diane show! We also delve into the complexities of werewolf sex and the do's and don'ts of hooking up with strangers online! Gretchen and Heath share an Australian cyclone update; give all the inside information about the current Serbian tennis player drama down under and reflect on our most recent...
Welcome to 2022! Miami vs NYC ring in, shunned JK and NFL drama!
January 03, 2022 20:00 - 54 minutes - 37.2 MBHappy New Year Heathens! Gretchen and Heath are here discussing Miley's top falling off in Florida and WTF was going on in Times Square this New Year's Eve! We talk about fireworks from our front yard and making out into the New Year! Heathen chit chats about the latest repercussions of the JK Rowling scandal, the capitalistic heartbeat of YouTube and what crypto currency we like rocking in to 2022! We also cover Antonio Brown running off the field! Hear about the podcasts we love this wee...
Highlights & lowlights, James Franco speaks, Amber Heard's dog and mugshots!
December 27, 2021 20:00 - 54 minutes - 37.2 MBHappy last show of 2021 Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are wrapping up the year sharing our highlights and lowlights of 2021! We discuss the James Franco interview, why Amber Heard's dog name is stupid and how to take a proper mugshot! Heathen also throws back to the Anthony Weiner scandal, gives an update about breaking onto Sofia Franklyn's podcast and reflects on how our first calendar year of podcasting has gone down! Get ready for 2022 Heathens! Love and kisses for everyone who has joi...
Studio vibes, B grade Aussie celebs, TikTok ASMR and managing crazies!
December 20, 2021 04:00 - 46 minutes - 32 MBG'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are here spinning episode 39 out of a professional studio this week and sounding sexy AF! Join Heathen for the goss about the Australian government printing health advertisements that feature B grade celebrities with needles pointing at their head! We also give weekly updates including judgemental market dwellers and stuffed mushroom tips! Heathen shares our perspectives about the TikTok ASMR fad and what made our exes bat shit crazy! This includes naked ...
The TRUTH about our RELATIONSHIP, camel cheese and pregnancy porn!
December 13, 2021 20:00 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MBHappy Tuesday Heathens! Episode 38 has arrived and Heath and Gretchen reveal the TRUTH about our RELATIONSHIP and being pregnant 10 weeks after we met! Heathen also covers our trip away this week, eating camel cheese and our views and feelings about pregnancy porn and naked preggo pics! Tune in and hear about the tragedy of small town Tindering; how no sex tapes are ever actually leaked; and how Heath feels about celebrity sex videos!
The TRUTH about our RELATIONSHIP, camel cheese and pregnancy porn!
December 13, 2021 20:00 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MBHappy Tuesday Heathens! Episode 38 has arrived and Heath and Gretchen reveal the TRUTH about our RELATIONSHIP and being pregnant 10 weeks after we met! Heathen also covers our trip away this week, eating camel cheese and our views and feelings about pregnancy porn and naked preggo pics! Tune in and hear about the tragedy of small town Tindering; how no sex tapes are ever actually leaked; and how Heath feels about celebrity sex videos!
Russian roofies, our Colton review and life in AUS vs the USA!
December 07, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 45.8 MBG'day Heathens! Welcome to another Tuesday pow wow! This week, Heathen shares our feelings about the journey of Colton's coming out that we watched on Netflix and actually made through! Gretchen also shares her memories of Russians in New York City, which include being roofied and debatably almost kidnapped! Heathen also discusses the current company in St Petersburg who might want Gretchen to write for them. Heathen covers another home inspection post the pseudo eviction; what hanging ar...
The library f*cked us, a Canadian super star and how to send a dick pic!
November 29, 2021 21:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MBHola mundano Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are here for week 36 to share the latest life-ly highlights; what's on our mind; and how to correctly send a dick pic! Heathen shares our feelings following the library cancelling our podcast recording dreams; Gretchen's fond memories of phone sex; and the latest Australian fetish scandal! Find us on the socials so we can talk shit! https://twitter.com/HeathenDownUnda https://www.tiktok.com/@heathendownunder
What not to write whilst sexting, the new Kid Rock and why Adele's walkin a fine line!
November 23, 2021 00:00 - 59 minutes - 40.8 MBHappy Tuesday Heathens! This week Heath and Gretchen talk about why we reckon Adele is skating on thin ice! Gretchen also dissects whether or not she's going to get cancelled for liking the new Kid Rock song and Heath provides background about the latest Aussie cricket scandal and ensuing texts! Heathen further shares our nitrous goals; where to get the best pre-made pizza crusts in Australia (it's not what you think!); and what the Queensland State Government spelt wrong this week!
Love Cloud, throat pissing and Afterpay dranks!
November 15, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 43.4 MBWelcome to episode 34 Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are here to tell everyone about how to get busy in the blue skies of Vegas and which rock and roll stars are publically pissing down throats this week! Heathen offers further information about how to drink now and pay later in Australia; how terrible the pizza down here is and what that means for pregnant women from NYC; and a throwback to when the government dished out cash to the Aussie people and we spent it all on hookers, blackjack an...
Big d*cks, government self pleasure advice, Versace and placenta rituals!
November 09, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 42.2 MBHappy Tuesday Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back for episode 33 with weekly updates from Australia; the silliest things striking us during the week; and views on our wonderful world! We're talking about Kim saddling up for Peter Davidson's big d*ck; how the Queensland Government told us all to beat off more; and the placenta partying people partake in around the world! Heathen shares a summary of the past six months for our new listeners; touches on our best foods lately; and spreads lo...
Naked drunk men, why we hate the podcast awards and youTube water births!
November 02, 2021 01:00 - 50 minutes - 34.9 MBAhoy Heathens! This week, Heath and Gretchen try to culturally concede why so many hammered men take it all off, on the spot. Heathen discusses the corrupt, corporate cesspool posing as the Australian Podcast Awards! Glady is touched on regarding her recent hearing with regard to smuggling Aussie tax dollars to her "not boyfriend". YouTube's capture of the horror of water birthing is addressed along with fabulous Noosa, gondolas and more!
Why we love Noosa; Brazilian reality shows; killer scooters; and Kylie wear!
October 26, 2021 06:00 - 40 minutes - 27.6 MBJoin Heathen live from our Sofitel penthouse for Episode 31! This week Heath and Gretchen talk about their beachy photo shoot and how they fell in love with Noosa! Gretchen admires Kylie's knack to make pregnancy spandex iconic and Heath gives a Craig Kelly update! Why Brazilian reality TV trumps US shows is addressed as well as the killer motor scooters that are currently tearing up Sunshine Coast foot paths! Welcome back!
The infamous CraigKellyMP owner, Hunter's bunk art show and space life!
October 19, 2021 00:00 - 46 minutes - 31.7 MBG'day Heathens! In our 30th episode we welcome Heathen Down Under's first guest, the owner of the CraigKellyMP.com domain! Tune in for our chat about who the scummiest Australian politicians are at the moment and why Craig Kelly deserves a big bag of dicks! The weekly catch up includes our feelings about Hunter Biden smuggling US art grants for crack paintings; how we're here for Prince William Baby's ratchet comments about billionaire space travel; and what else went down this week in Aust...