#9: Slap Me After, Not Before

"Christopher, is your shotgun loaded at this point?"

Christopher is pissed at himself for not being as pissed as he thinks he should be

"At this point you are stark raving mad, but you don't want anyone to know that."

Christopher didn't sleep well because his little girl is growing up

James dreams about Christopher

"You like big women?" "Well... no?"

I don't like to use the word dumb, but... yes, they were dumb

James is into nerdy girls

Christopher only likes the smart playboy models

James doesn't like Christopher's Intro/Outro

Christopher: "It's called dissonance." James: "That doesn't make it any better."

"Slap me after, not before"

Christopher cracks himself up

Christopher tries to explain music to James, but he just doesn't care

It's a hit with the youth

James doesn't mind getting songs stuck in his head, that's free radio!

James is an idiot savant without the savant

James admits to listening to Billy Squier and Christopher realizes he doesn't like James any more

Christopher laments James's terrible ear

Your State Flag sucks

Iceland, Greenland, and Arizona

Does the blue represent blue?

Christopher knows more about your flag than you do

Christopher read the whole encyclopedia, James just looked at the pictures

We explain to the kids what an encyclopedia is and its implications on social status

Macmillan Visual Dictionary (pic)

Encyclopedias had no auto update. You lived with what you had.

James's father speaks Ancient Greek. Not sure why, but there it is.

Christopher is spacey

Astronomers on TikTok

Ship High In Transit is bullshit - @jesszafarris

Shit means shit

Beowulf was not written by Shakespeare, but James is too dumb to know that

From Beowulf to The Office

James takes a hatchet to The Office (American version)

You can still steal cars in Rhode Island

Cars without USB ports aren't really cars