Welcome to Part I of COVID Comedy, the Coronavirus subdivision of Health Is Hell. For the next few weeks, we'll be airing out and celebrating the ways all of our lives have changed for the worse in quarantine!

To kick off the series, I'm flying SOLO to talk about accidentally growing a FUPA while wearing sweatpants for 5 days straight, shaving my knuckles, the pervertedness of dancing along with Charli D'Amelio on TikTok, and contemplating having my mother wax my butthole. Then, I dive into the HORROR STORIES you submitted about your personal hygiene and horny tendencies while in isolation. We're all in this together!