Of batteries and sharks and teleprompters and a Cantaloupe Cataline wilting in the heat. Nitwit Nero has his first probation interview. Of a man who looks how rancid hot dog water smells as he realizes he's out of moves.  Stevie-3-Shirts commiserates with Alex "Bankruptcy" Jones. And it alllll keeps getting worse for Sammy BadBreath. He dreams of the total defeat of anyone who opposes his fascist fantasies. If we had a functioning government . . .