Miku's Crackhouse

The Mediocre Digital Crackhouse

This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to the circus, Sam adjusts to life as member of working society, and the boys discuss other types of online animated pilots.

Facism Rocks! (Taylor's Ver.)

This week on Crackhouse, Myles becomes a popular Tears of the Kingdom modder, Sam is perplexed by the popularity of Taylor Swift, and the boys create a School House Rock Tierlist! New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Monday at 8am CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQ Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art...

WE LOVE MONDAYS

Poo & A

This week on Crackhouse, Myles gets trafficked to watch his favorite Pixar movie Elemental, Sam falls head over heels for the new Shonen Jump series Kagurabachi, and the boys answer numerous questions sent in by the audience! New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQ Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: ht...

You've Got Some Edsplaining To Do

This week on Crackhouse, Myles Gets Ed (for real this time, he actually watched the show), Sam discusses the many peculiarities of the game Prototype, and the boys debate what western cartoon characters could classify as lolis or shotas. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQ Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music com...

Catatonic

This week on Crackhouse, Sam goes back in for 60 Days In Season 2, Myles finally sees the Mario Movie, and the Crackhouse gets invaded by a furry little friend. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQ Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia...

60 Days In The Attack Zone

This week on Crackhouse, Sam is all-in for 60 Days In, Myles becomes a Zelda modder, and the boys discuss their issues with modern gaming criticism. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQ Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps ...

Get Spiritual

This week on Crackhouse, Sam can't stop crying, Myles Gets Ed, and the boys discuss the highs and lows of video game spiritual successors, including Bombrush Cyberfunk, Yooka-Laylee, Mighty No. 9, and Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQ Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music compo...

Greatness Unleashed

This week on Crackhouse, Sam questions why the magic of SpongeBob Squarepants has never been fully recreated, Myles discusses the concept of "Fall Guy" media, and the boys dive into what truly makes a piece of art stand the test of time. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQ Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music...

The Last Original Idea

This week on Crackhouse, Sam describes the follies of Riverdale's final season, Myles cleans his room, and the boys debate if Spy Kids 3D: Game Over is the last original idea. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQ Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by:...

Post Traumatic Survivor Disorder

This week on Crackhouse, the boys have a complete fixation on early 2000s era reality TV shows, such as Survivor, Hell's Kitchen, and the Amazing Race. Sam discusses how Amazing Race gave a grieving family PTSD, Myles pontificates if the reward of Hell's Kitchen is the worst in TV History, and the boys both craft their very own custom Survivor Character Stat Sheet! Stats for the Survivor Character Creator (Spread 20 points): Vitality (Endurance and Stamina)  Work Ethic  Challenge Prowess (P...

The Tribe Has Spoken

This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to Gabon in Survivor, Sam moves out, and the boys discuss the many types of mods available on GameBanana. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouse Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul TIMESTMAPS: 0:00 - Intro 2...

Squash the Beef Tour

This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to a wedding, Sam pontificates on having swamp ass, and the boys discuss their hang-ups with online gaming criticisms. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdiki... Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul

Sad Pirates Points Parade

This week on Crackhouse, Myles talks about YouTube drama essays, Sam breaks down the election episode of Veronica Mars, and the boys explore the Villains Wiki. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdiki... Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul TIMESTAM...

The Cope Chronicles

This week on Crackhouse, Myles dives deep into coping culture, Sam thinks Myles maybe coping himself, and the boys discuss why playing video games on Day 1 is almost never worth it. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQ Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character ...

We Are Now a Veronica Mars Podcast

This week on Crackhouse, Sam becomes obsessed with Veronica Mars, the early 2000s high school detective series, Myles shares his love of Creed 3 and it's anime final fight, and the boys discuss how they just don't make'em like they used to.  New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouse Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.ba...

Pier Narcs: Cruise Control

This week on Crackhouse, Sam falls down the Pier Runner Rabbithole, Myles reminisces over his trips on the Disney Cruise, and the boys talk Soulslikes, Zelda, and how Time is the world’s finest critic.  New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouse Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOut...

Let's Hit The Streets, Gamers!

This week on Crackhouse, Sam hits the streets of Metro City and throws down in the world of Street Fighter 6 (and against Riverside customer service), Myles finishes his 230 hour playthrough of Tears of the Kingdom and is ready for more, and the boys reflect on 90s Kid Nostalgia. For an extended 20+ Minute Segment cut from this week's episode, join the Discord, link below! New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the A...

Five Nights at Jamiroquai's

This week on Crackhouse, the boys discuss how modern video games are becoming too expensive to produce, throw shade at Twitter artists, and reminisce on the cringe inducing world of the Minecraft parody song. By the end of this podcast you'll want us cancelled like the Huffington Post. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouse Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Out...

Much Ado About Metacritic

This week on Crackhouse, the boys get technical about the Metacritic Top 100 Games list, both the critic and user versions, as well as games criticism as a whole. Also this week, Myles sends Sam down the Light Lark rabbithole, and discuss Booktubers who are salty failed writers. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouse Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music co...

Tears of Joy

This week on Crackhouse, the boys celebrate the release of Tears of the Kingdom by absolutely gushing over the new mechanics and evolution of Breath of the Wild's world design (and making fun of horrible Twitter TotK takes in the process). Also this week, Myles gets surrounded by enemies at all sides at the movie theater, and Sam wants to normalize going to events alone. NOTE: Due to technical issues, the last hour of this episode has become Lost Media, hence lack of outro. New Full Episod...

Power Stoned

This week on Crackhouse, Myles hates memes, Sam visits Galloping Ghost Arcade, and the boys discuss the worst weapons in the classic Mega Man series. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouse Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 -...

Birthday Bois Special IV: A New Cope

It's the first week of May! Meaning that we are celebrating the shared birthday of our co-hosts, Sam and Myles! On this week's extra long episode, Myles tackles Intellectual Dishonesty, Sam recounts the character assassination of Arthur Read, and the boys take Cartoon Reviewers to task! New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouse Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Ou...

Angry, Gaming, and 25

This week on Crackhouse, Sam recaps the events of Lifetime's new original hit movie, Drunk, Driving, and 17, Myles gets frustrated with young gamers, and the boys do some reminiscing on old internet shows (and talk about Resident Evil 4. Again. Which feels like happens every week). New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouse Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro M...

The Following Contains Spoilers

This week on Crackhouse, the boys go in depth on the original Resident Evil 4 as Sam works his way through the HD project for the very first time. Also this week, Myles discusses what lessons from Ned's Declassified are most applicable to adult life, Sam explains the positives and frustrations of spoilers, and the boys theorize which game developers would be best to shoot guns with. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV C...

To Catch a Predator Catcher - Now on Freevee

This week on Crackhouse, Myles informs the masses on all the great shows on Freevee, Sam recounts his love of high school themed PSA Lifetime Movies, and the boys discuss the questionable and morally grey world of Predator Catcher content on YouTube. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV  Catch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouse Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3nt...

Go Home and Die%

This week on Crackhouse, Myles gets shafted in Super Mario Trivia, Sam discusses his love of the Important Videos playlist, and the boys concoct a Dark Souls x Super Mario 64 Crossover Randomizer. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV  Catch the VIDEO Version: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9tJHmuYnZxU5po7skDlIqw Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art b...

Leon's Declassified Remake Survival Guide

This week on Crackhouse, Myles thinks the new Resident Evil 4 Remake is too "Runny", Sam has just about had it with the service at his local Taco Bell, and the boys reminisce about Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide as well as bool about other early 2000s Nickelodeon Shows. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://youtu.be/pdIm8BWUebg Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music compose...

Geeks 4 Greeks

This week on Crackhouse, Myles reports his Breaking Bad thoughts live from yellow Mexico, Sam defends the Greek myth, and the boys discuss Devil May Cry 1, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 9, and a myriad of other goofy topics. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the VIDEO Version: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9tJHmuYnZxU5po7skDlIqw Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.b...

10 Month Timeskip

Kept you waiting, huh? In what was initially intended as a 60 day reprieve from the Crackhouse, Sam & Myles reconvene 10 months later to discuss where they've been and what they've done. Sam read all of One Piece (and wants you to read it too) and Myles teases the audience with a retrospective on the hit Fox show 24. Also this week, the boys talk about movies they despise. Welcome back, Crackheads. Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/phnWNv8eGC Intro Music composed by G.B. Kaiku Army Outr...

End of Part 1: Public Nuisance Arc

This is it, Crackheads! The Finale of Part 1 of Crackhouse AND Birthday Boy's Special #3! Which, frankly, is just a typical episode but hey, that's what you all came here for right? From both Myles and Sam, we want to thank you for 100 weeks of Crackheadedness. We've had a ton of fun and can't wait to continue more in the future! DISCORD: https://discord.gg/WaFxFwsGsX 

Riddle Me This, Gamers

This week on Crackhouse,  Sam finishes The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Myles starts his fifth first playthrough of Elden Ring, and the boys discuss what exactly makes a game difficult anyways? DISCORD: https://discord.gg/WaFxFwsGsX

Cut Content Vol. 4: Powered By DualSense Audio

In what was originally episode 98, this show had to get scrapped due to it accidentally recording Sam's audio thru his dual sense controller. While not up to the audio standards of the current official episodes, it's audible what was said, and we figured we would provide a relatively uncut episode for those interested. We talk Sonic Movie, Lord of the Rings, Good Endings, and bunch of other stuff! New real episode next week! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/WaFxFwsGsX

You Do Not Have What It Takes To Be Crackhead

In this week's episode of "Tantric Idiots Forget What They Were Talking About," Myles breaks down the anatomy of lolis to explain Spy x Family, Sam plays True Kusoge, and the boys discuss Inkmaster, tattoos, and why Cartoon YouTube are hack frauds! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/cGs7HC6TDG 

Weaponized "MID"

This week on Crackhouse, the boys discuss the questionable storytelling of Stranger of Paradise, what IP are culturally maligned due to a bad adaption, as well as what people really mean when they utter the phrase "It was mid."

Stranger of Paradoose. Foonal Fantasy Oorigin

 In this week's episode of this show that is still going despite being a shambling corpse, Myles explains why Feminist Media doesn't have to be so cringe (but is anyway), Sam breaks down why "PC games" don't exist,  and the boys are united once again by Jack Garland's incredible masculine prowess! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/cGs7HC6TDG  

The "Delete Twitter or Kill Yourself" Ice Bucket Challenge

This week on Crackhouse, Myles puts on two big pairs of clown shoes, Sam expresses his displeasure towards the "Land of the Rising Sun", and the boys discuss old video game flash animations. MEET UZAKI CHAN IN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/WaFxFwsGsX

Phantom of the Inbox

In this week's self-indulgent episode of Crackhouse, Sam takes his mask off and tells a secret he's been hiding for a long, long time, Myles subjects himself to mediocre cartoon video essays that won't stop plaguing his inbox, and the discuss the idea of "American-made Manga!" JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/cGs7HC6TDG 

Your Daughter Has Strayed From The Path of Virtue in Search of The Elden Ring

In this two and a half hour behemoth of a Crackhouse episode, the boys have an hour long discussion about Elden Ring's open world design and Myles's use of the "O" Word. In other shenanigans this week, Sam is reminded of how based Christianity is and Myles starts raising a ten year old dumbass daughter. JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/cGs7HC6TDG

100% Grade A-Recycled Content

This week, Sam and Myles are officially out of new things!  Sam discusses the finale of Arthur, Myles does that thing where he pitches movie sequels, this time running the next beloved Pixar classics into the ground, and the boys discuss getting too old to enjoy memes.  DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrG TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse    

Pixar Has Acne

This week on Crackhouse, Sam learns Kung Fu, Myles can finally explain his problem with modern Pixar, and the boys debate if you should use the English or Japanese title for a variety of popular anime and manga.

Crackhome and Garden Television

This week on Crackhouse, Sam reminiscences about 2000s Home-based content like Trading Spaces: Boys Versus Girls, Myles takes the L on his Finding Nemo opinion, and the boys try to decide who among them is more Normie.  DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrG TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse   

Sony Brain

This week on Crackhouse, Sam expresses his love for The Devil (as a purely fictional character in media), Myles explains why WRPG fans don't deserve Breath of the Wild, and the boys discuss the sickness plaguing our gaming youth known only as "'Sony Brain."  Share your best Ape Content on our Discord DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrG TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse  

The Holo-Cost

This week on Crackhouse, Sam discovers the wonders of Top Gun and Windjammers 2, Myles becomes a True Demon in Shin Megami Tensei III, and the boys discuss why the Holocaust might be trending on Twitter today... DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrG TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse 

Fuck The Meta-Multiverse

This Week on Crackhouse, Sam gives us a rare media review in which he lays down just have bad the Warner Bros. meta-verse is, Myles explains his theory on "Nebulous Kino," and the boys rant on overused NFT jokes.  DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrG TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse 

Quaker V: Oats

This week on Crackhouse, Myles theorizes that Pokemon is getting worse in favor of the anime getting better, Sam cons horny people, and the boys discuss a Quaker Oats-themed Quake Mod.  DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrG TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse 

Semites: The Line

Sponsored by JK Rowling, Hero of the Antisemitism League, it's Miku's Crackhouse Episode 85! This week, Sam explains why Nioh has his favorite Melee Combat system, Myles pitches Adam Sandler's "Advent Children," and the gang reminisce on their time as film students, being suckered into making terrible projects for a grade. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrG TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse 

The Second Annual Crackies: Sponsored by Charmin

It's back! Our worst episode is back and it is actually good this year! The Second Annual Crackies Award is our two hour masturbation session awarding fake prizes for a mediocre podcast where Weebis and Fuckhead say nothing of value for 90 minutes once a week. Who was nominated? Who will win? Only one way to find out!  Be sure to vote for Fattest L Award on Twitter:  TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse     DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrG

Merry Crackmas 2: Have Yourself a Merry Little COVID

Settle in with a mug of hot cocoa, put on your masks, and get your tongue swabbed for Omicron cuz Sam's got the Rona! This week, Sam explains the difference between a Kink for Prison and a Kink for Jail, Myles  rants about famous Hollywood conwomen the Wachowski Sisters, and the boys review the IMDB Top 100 to determine what films are "IMDB-core."   DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrG TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse 

The Great Framerate Debate Feat. Raven Beak from the Metroid(tm) Series

This week on Crackhouse, Sam shares his thoughts on why Metroid Dread might be the best Metroid game for non-Metroid fans, Myles renounces his PC Gamer cred, and the boys argue whether you should play a game on Day One.  DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrG TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse