95. Hawk Jones (1986)

How Do You Do, Fellow Kids!

On this episode, Bryan Bierman returns and we examine the direct-to-video hidden gem Hawk Jones (1986)! This cops v. gangsters (dawn of justice) actioner with an all child cast has “midnight movie favorite” written all over it! We talk about why this flick works, how the world building in it is better than 90% of recent Star Wars offerings, Allison’s subscription to Consumer Reports, and learn: You never call Marty McFly a chicken, and you never talk about Hawk Jones’ mama.