The Warm-Up

Fresh out of witness protection, Mike Tarara joins Jack Gill and Nate Fillers for this installment of Hardly Focused! This episode kicks off this episode with audio of a school board meeting, where a list of bogus names are called to no response. Bart Simpson would be proud.


Elsewhere, Jack expresses discontent over OnlyFans, having actually spent money on it. Which is better – the typical content on OnlyFans, or the “new” Guns N’ Roses song? You decide!


Eels Up the Bum, and Wee on the Counter


Welcome to this podcast’s flagship segment, “How Fucking Dumb Are You?” Stories rounding out this installment:

A man from China attempts to relieve constipation by inserting a live eel into his butt.
Protesting face mask requirements, a maniac in Canada pisses all over the counter at a Dairy Queen.

Texas Bans Abortions

Jack, Mike, and Nate discuss the controversial abortion laws now in effect in Texas. Notably, conglomerates like GoDaddy, Bumble, and Lyft are supporting to varying degrees the pro-choice movement. How much can Mike say about the issue without getting himself in trouble?


The Wrap-Up

Wrapping up this episode of Hardly Focused, Jack, Mike, and Nate discuss the “Waffle House Index” in relation to Hurricane Ida. Jack also talks about the band Levee Walkers, which is essentially the supergroup Mad Season performing under a new name.

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