Happy Trail Mix
69 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 6 years ago - ★★★★ - 6 ratingsA comedy podcast featuring current events, opinions, zany topics and more! Hosted by 4 losers, some male, some female. It's a disaster.
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The Finale of Happy Trail Mix
May 13, 2018 21:34 - 58 minutes - 107 MBIt's been a wonderful, disgusting ride. I propose a pussywine toast. Raise your glass high, and your thighs wide. Godspeed, you pussybowls. The final Happy WikiHow Game articles: https://www.wikihow.com/Not-Get-Caught-Looking-at-Porn https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Anime-Eyes https://www.wikihow.com/Overcome-Trypophobia https://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-Slugs https://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Running-Late https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Over-an-Anime-Addiction We appreciate all of the support, laughs, a...
HOW MUCH DO YOU LEAK, YOU SEAPSTER (HTM S02 E17)
April 30, 2018 02:48 - 30 minutes - 53.8 MBthis week we fucking leak all over the goddamn recording studio, new episode some sundays probably https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Huge-Butt -------------------------------------------------------------------------- HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/
A Very Cool Cat School Shooting (HTM S02E16)
March 26, 2018 20:52 - 1 hour - 93.9 MBCryptocurrencies, Cool Cat, school shootings, mobile games, and more, oh my! Don't miss out today's disgustingly, sloppy episode of Happy Trail Mix! New episode almost every Sunday! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/
Farting So Hard Your Plane Has An Emergency Landing (Happy Trail Mix S02 E15)
February 19, 2018 03:02 - 28 minutes - 48.4 MBHave you ever farted so hard your plane took an emergency landing? Did you run for Governor at the age of 16? Me neither. All this and more in today's scrumptious Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Fart Attack: http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/fart-attack-plane-makes-emergency-landing-after-passenger-refuses-stop-breaking-wind-flight-1662146 Kansas' Teen Governor Nominees: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/02/09/584678163/kansas-scrambles-to-change-rules-after-6-teens-enter-gove...
Gaydorado, Maxman Delay Creme and Usain Bolt's Snowboarding (HTM S02 E14)
February 11, 2018 20:01 - 53 minutes - 96.9 MBThis week we discuss gay phone apps, penile ejaculation delay cream, the Winter Olympics, and robots in Japan that help the elderly. What went wrong here. All this and more in today's soggy Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Articles we used: Benjamin Franklin Popups: https://www.technologyreview.com/s/610152/social-networks-are-broken-this-man-wants-to-fix-them/ Japan's robot helpers: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/06/japan-robots-will-care-for-80-of-elderly-by-2020 ...
Lochkrin is Playfully Bullied By Us, The Bullies (HTM S02E13)
January 29, 2018 02:29 - 35 minutes - 53.4 MBBrothels in Houston, livers in Disney, and sarcasm on the internet are discussed while we ignore Lockhrin all in today's nauseating sack of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! For today's wikiHow: https://www.wikihow.com/wikiHow:About-wikiHow HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/
Bad Brown News Ft. Not Obscur (HTM S02 E12)
January 23, 2018 18:37 - 45 minutes - 71.3 MBHi. It's me. Obscur. I listened through the audio playback of the other three hosts and I'm not sure what any of this. They call me brown a sizable amount of times. Enjoy. New frothing bag of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/
Happy Holidays and Go Eat An Ass from your friends at Happy Trail Mix!
December 17, 2017 22:22 - 1 minute - 1.38 MBwe'll be back when the stars align
INTRODUCING GUN DOG (And Their Child Rum) (HTM S02E11)
November 12, 2017 17:49 - 49 minutes - 67.6 MBThe possibly European, possibly anti-alcohol, possibly homeless rock band Gun Dog stops by the show. Get ready to have your ears infused with the loving sounds of child rum. We also briefly mention Canadian censorship and Action Park. New disgusting bag of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! Happy Wikihow articles: https://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-Your-Gun-Dog https://www.wikihow.com/wikiHowTo?search=preteen+sleepover https://www.wikihow.com/wikiHowTo?search=kevin+spacey HTM Twitter: https://twi...
The Legend of the Kim Kardashian Hallway (HTM S02E10)
November 05, 2017 19:55 - 27 minutes - 45.4 MBThe gang pulls a prank. A Kim prank. A GOOD Kim prank. Get pranked. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/
The Halloween, Meme Arts & Farts Special! (Happy Trail Mix #209)
October 31, 2017 00:47 - 46 minutes - 83.4 MBBoo! The gang celebrates the spooky season by discussing ART! We get into the morality of graffiti, the value of memes as an art form, and gross-out performance art pieces! Also included: Fart jokes and a smol rap. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/
Grape-Kun Dies, and iCarly Gives Us Crazed Toddler Holes (HTM #208)
October 23, 2017 20:47 - 26 minutes - 48.2 MBGrape-kun, the penguin with a waifu passes away and we mourn. Lockhrin auditions for hentai and iCarly Charades introduce us to "crazed toddler hole". New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! No topic list this week, we freeballed. Tweets about Grape-kun: https://twitter.com/tobuzoo7/status/922071023117221890 HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/
We <3 Shrekfest and Don't <3 Taylor Swift (HTM S02E07)
October 01, 2017 19:55 - 42 minutes - 75.5 MBA festival celebrating Shrek? Taylor Swift doing something damp and unreasonable?? All of this and more in today's sloshing bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1: That Festival Smells Like Onions https://www.avclub.com/heres-everything-you-missed-at-shrekfest-where-irony-g-1818846605?rev=1506531824744&utm_content=Newswire&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing Topic 2: Taylor's Ticket Toils http://www.popbuzz.com/music/artists/taylor-swift/news/t...
Netflix's Kid's Show Penises and Sonic's Boob Collab (HTM S02E06)
September 24, 2017 15:33 - 39 minutes - 71.8 MBSonic the Edgehog joins forces with Hooters? A rogue artist at Netflix draws a penis on a little kids show? Ducks are competitive with their dick size? All this and more on today's genital-fueled episode of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1: Sonic the Boobhog https://kotaku.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-is-teaming-up-with-hooters-yes-hoo-1818685633 Topic 2: My Little Penis: Netflix is Magic https://www.avclub.com/legal-action-is-underway-against-artist-who-drew-a-peni-1818665632?...
Free Hurricane Abortions And Only Abortions (Happy Trail Mix S02E05)
September 17, 2017 19:12 - 39 minutes - 67.3 MBFree abortions for those hit by hurricanes? A little’s boy who’s dream of mowing the White House lawn comes true? All this and more in today’s delicious, slightly offensive bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1: Those free hurricane abortions and only abortions http://www.foxnews.com/health/2017/09/15/free-abortions-offered-to-women-affected-by-hurricane-harvey.html Topic 2: the slender man stabbing: 3 years later http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41292913 THE HA...
Michaela Proves To Old Sexist Man That Women Can't Drive (HTM S02E04)
September 10, 2017 17:52 - 35 minutes - 54.9 MBMichaela gets a golf cart stuck, I douse Alan in hand sanitizer, and the hit 2001 movie Y Tu Mamá Tambien is discussed and then destroyed. Also, we look at frog hentai. All this and more in this week's delicious Happy Trail Mix blend! New cronchy episode every week! Mega Man Cover art: http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/37/98/d3dccf401c36c0f9632c23c719eb80f6.jpg HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/
The Back to School After School Special (HTM S02E03)
August 27, 2017 18:12 - 41 minutes - 73.3 MBHey you! Yeah you with the highlighter up your ass! You ready for hot and heavy discussion on all your favorite topics? This week on the Happy Trail Mix comedy podcast we talk about being pregnant at work, making yourself poop, blinding yourself and more! Brand new NSFW episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! This weeks wikiHow articles: http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Yourself-Poop http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-Being-Pregnant-at-Work HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Face...
THE SCIENCE SPECIAL MIX (HTM S02E02)
August 13, 2017 16:55 - 39 minutes - 67.7 MBHEY NERD. Do you love science? Billy Nye The Sciency Guy? NASA? 9-year-olds? Well even if you HATE all of those things, you'll love today's special bag of science trail mix where we talk about all of this and more! New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! Topic 1 Self-driving car? Or man dressed as car seat? http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Driver-Dressed-Like-a-Seat-Spotted-Inside-Driverless-Van-439041863.html Topic 2 The Nasa 9 Year Old https://www.cnet.com/news/nasa-to-9-year...
Jake Paul Is Terrible, Weed Sells Weed, And A Wife's Dress-Gun (HTM S02E01)
August 06, 2017 15:01 - 36 minutes - 58.4 MBDon't you hate it when you get married, and your wife immediatley pulls a gun on you? Have you ever gotten your chronic from a man named Weed? And Jake Paul is the Vine star that is more disgusting than we ever could be. New zany episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Topic 1 The Newlywed Gun Game: Wife pulls out a pistol from her dress and aims at hubby http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cr...
The Blood Pact and Celebrating 50 Episodes! (HTM #50)
July 30, 2017 16:30 - 41 minutes - 68.8 MBA long-distance blood pact, bones are found in hot dogs, and Pokemon Go Fest was a disaster. How spooky! All this and more in this week's episode of Happy Trail Mix. On this show, the 4 hosts debate and use mean words towards each other as we discuss recent events and things nobody cares about! New episode every Sunday! Topic #1 Niantic Continues to Ruin Pokemon Go http://www.pokebeach.com/2017/07/pokemon-go-fest-a-complete-disaster http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2017/07/27/som...
Hey Lockhrin, You're A Fucking Asshole (HTM#49)
July 23, 2017 18:10 - 32 minutes - 49.2 MBWe don't do anything this week, don't listen. We get into heated debates into topics that don't matter. If you've wanted to hear people be upset over The Emoji Movie and each other's existence, this is the podcast for you. Except its not. No one deserves this. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean...
NEVADA RUNS OUT OF WEED (HTM #48)
July 16, 2017 20:28 - 33 minutes - 58.1 MBNevada has too much fun and runs out of recreational marijuana. We explain that we have, in fact, touched alcohol. Obscur has Asian glow and dies. Lockhrin takes a political quiz and learns more about himself than he ever wanted. FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlje1mTGngctWiz9154Ylw
Being 12 Years Old: A Melanin-Enriched Guide (HTM #47)
July 10, 2017 17:48 - 35 minutes - 60.7 MBThe boys successfully bring up 12year olds for an uncomfortable amount of time, and ensure that we are put on a government list. If you're 12, get ready for a wild ride. If you are any other age, you are banned from listening to this episode and most promptly leave the premises. FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/ YouTube: https://w...
Soggy Biscuit, Icky Cookie, Toast & Frosty The Snowman (HTM #46)
July 03, 2017 00:47 - 36 minutes - 50.7 MBMan sauce and splooshy feminine lemonade are discussed in...in...god, i gagged writing that. New episode of this disaster of a podcast every Sunday! Thanks to Richard Penny for the music! He wrote the intro and the background music. https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/ FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/ The Are Ceilings ...
Shadman and Smash Mouth's Lolis and Poop ft. Rarenth (HTM #45)
June 25, 2017 23:55 - 43 minutes - 71.8 MBWhy would Smash Mouth retweet an artist known for drawing lolis and Nazi imagery? Why did we invite yet another furry onto the show? Are you surprised by our lack of viewership like I am? A delicious helping of Happy Trail Mix is delivered every Sunday! Don't miss out! Serious question! Are ceilings walls? Vote: http://www.strawpoll.me/13283769 Topic 1: Somebody Once Retweeted…An Anime Porn Nazi http://gizmodo.com/smash-mouth-retweeted-an-anime-porn-nazi-1796348092/amp Topic 2: [[she-ba...
The Suck & Spin (HTM #44)
June 18, 2017 20:32 - 40 minutes - 62.1 MBThis week, we discuss where fidget spinners do not go, succ, play the Happy Wikihow Game, and set ourselves up for a miserable time with Obscur's shenanigans abroad. Topic 1 - Fidget Slicing http://www.pressunion.org/oklahoma-man-rushed-hospital-fidget-spinner-cock-ring-gets-stuck/ Topic 2 - That Good Succ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/vampire-couple-sucks-blood_us_593ac899e4b0b13f2c69daf4?section=us_weird-news Topic 3 - Happy WikiHow Game with your Host who Carries...
Spicky Cuckold Memes for Hybrid Shark Teens (HTM #43)
June 16, 2017 22:24 - 38 minutes - 57.4 MBThe gang dives into the harvard meme controversy and the questionable ethics of human animal hybrids. Topic 1: Murr, Hello World: Animal/Human Hybrid Development http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetec... Topic 2: Spicy Expulsion Memes for Degenerate Teens http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/05/us/harv... https://thetab.com/us/2017/06/05/harv... Topic 3: The Cuck Among Us: Cuck, Origins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZtPh... Topic 4: Alan Wizardry Update FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/...
How to Ghost your Kidney Stones (HTM #42)
June 16, 2017 22:21 - 32 minutes - 54.6 MBAll alone this week, Alan and Lockrin find themselves horribly, terribly lost. Topic 1 - Ghosting, the Real Male Privilege Topic 2 - The Rolling Stones; How Roller Coasters Help Pass Kidney Stones https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/09/for-kidney-health-roller-coaster-therapy/501278/?utm_source=fbb Topic 3 - Mark Zuckerberg hires Filipinos to Moderate Facebook https://milo.yiannopoulos.net/2017/05/facebook-filipino-army/ Topic 4 - How anime of a time we think Obscur is...
The Emoji Anime on Pussy Island (HTM Ep. 41)
May 28, 2017 19:14 - 38 minutes - 64.3 MBThe Boys and Girl get down discussing Pussy Island, playing the Happy Guessing Game, and Alan didn't know Neon Genesis Evangelion was a meme. Loser. Topic 1 Pussy Island: Aoshima, the Japanese Island Filled With Damn Catshttps://www.theatlantic.com/photo/201... Topic 2 The Happy Guessing Game: What are Lockhrin's Favorite Things? Topic 3 The Emoji Movie Enters Our Throbbing Hearts Topic 4 Alan and Evan the Gay Lion FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/...
DIDGERI-DON'T PENETRATE MY SONIC OC (HTM #40)
May 21, 2017 23:59 - 41 minutes - 73.7 MBHave you ever liked a picture of a gun on Instagram? Did you instantly get suspended from school? Well you should have. At least you'll have a new Instagram follower. New ep every Sunday! Topic 1 Locked, Liked and Loaded: The Tale of the Middle Schooler Who Liked a DANG Picture of a Gun http://www.fox19.com/story/35355907/middle-school-student-suspended-for-liking-photo-of-gun-on-instagram Topic 2 A Civil Discussion of How Insane It Is That Yu-Gi-Oh! The Anime exists, spawned sequels, is t...
MS Paint Michelangelo and the Ban of Steven Seagal (HTM#39)
May 14, 2017 22:37 - 41 minutes - 61.6 MBA book entirely made in MS Paint, Steven Seagal's Ban from the Ukraine, and Satanism are all casually discussed in this week's helping of Happy Trail Mix. New ep. every Sunday! Topic 1 MS Paint Michelangelo http://www.boredpanda.com/microsoft-paint-ebook-illustrations-camp-redblood-pat-hines/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=BPFacebook Topic 2 Putin's Playpal Ban from the Ukraine, How Ukrazy https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2017/may/05/ukraine-bans-steven-seagal-nationa...
Shriveled. Blue. Inverted. (HTM#38)
May 07, 2017 17:52 - 31 minutes - 52.4 MBWe try to avoid swear words and fail as we discuss only the most relevant topics. Pepe's creator kills off the frog, a trapped toddler laughs at the face of his rescuers, and no cares what Lockhrin has to say. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! Topic 1 Red Pill: Dr. Mario's Men's Rights Documentary http://ageofshitlords.com/red-pill-documentary-continues-sore-sales-thanks-feminists-trying-censor Topic 2 Toddler locks himself inside car, laughs as firefighters desperately try to f...
Bill Nye's Ice Cream Orgy (HTM #37)
April 30, 2017 21:25 - 41 minutes - 69.5 MBBill Nye converts an anthropomorphic straight, vanilla ice cream cone to the gay side. A penguin, Grape-kun, gets a waifu. And a Jimmy John's employee has no reaction to a gun put to his face. All of this and more in this week's toxic, chunky, bag of Happy Trail Mix. New episode every Sunday! Topic 1: Rechargable Chip Bags http://www.avclub.com/article/doritos-selling-chips-guardians-galaxy-2-soundtrac-254308 https://www.engadget.com/2017/04/28/we-destroyed-a-collectible-doritos-mp3-player/...
Anal Abuse ft. Live Eels (HTM #36)
April 23, 2017 22:32 - 52 minutes - 85.8 MBCan eels fix constipation? How do bearded dragons mate? Why are these the topics we choose to discuss on Michaela's first official week on the show? Happy Trail Mix is now a 4-person effort, woohoo! New episode every Sunday, stay tuned if you hate yourself, but vaguely admire us. Topic 1 Abusive Daddy O' Five http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/daddyofive-prank-controversy Topic 2 Eely Effed Up http://shanghaiist.com/2017/04/20/live_eel_constipation_cure.php Topic 3 Happy wikiHow Game ft...
Nazi Furries and Racist Robots (HTM #35)
April 16, 2017 21:12 - 40 minutes - 72.6 MBAre Neo-Nazis ruining the furry fandom? Are AI robots racist? The answer is yes to both. Come on and listen to this week's bag of Happy Trail Mix to disturbingly learn how and why! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1 Punch a Furry Nazi http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/does-the-furry-community-have-a-nazi-problem-w476466 Topic 2 Racist Robot Rampage http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4410606/Robots-learning-racist-new-research-found.html Topic 3 The Happy Wikihow G...
All Things Brown (HTM #34)
April 09, 2017 22:59 - 47 minutes - 80.7 MBBeep, beep! This week's podcast is all about Snoop Dogg making golf cool, a truck driver taking acid and proudcing drool, and Lockhrin the host being a tool. All this and more in this week's seeping, juvenile bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1 Beep beep, I'm on acid http://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/police-trucker-takes-lsd-meth-non-stop-trip-from-seattle-massachusetts/L0VHe4LxV0VVqrzdXIkPBI/ Topic 2 Gangsta Golfas, B http://www.reuters.com/article/us-golf-masters-...
Crystal Methodists and Anal Glands ft. McAnal (HTM#33)
March 26, 2017 21:31 - 39 minutes - 61.6 MBReality show contestants live in wilderness even though the show was cancelled, a minister snorts coke with male escorts, and we learn the anatomy of dog butts in this week's delicious, moist bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1: Cancelling your show...without telling your fabulous contestants? http://www.craveonline.com/mandatory/1236255-reality-show-contestants-return-year-wilderness-find-show-off-air-7-months Topic 2: Ninja Reveals his True Identity As a Murderous ...
The Thotty Thot Misses the Thimble Token ft. Remy (HTM #32)
March 19, 2017 19:16 - 36 minutes - 62.9 MBYouTube gets worse, Monopoly changes its tokens for the first time, and Lockhrin's favorite thotty returns in this week's delicious bag of Happy Trail Mix. We upload a new episode every Sunday! POLL do we watch Amy Schumers comedy special for the glory of the podcast y/n http://www.strawpoll.me/12565183 GET A SHOUTOUT Tweet @ us and we'll say your handle and say any sentence you want Topic 1 YouTube's Age-Gating. Is YouTube going to be even more shit? Topic 2 Monopoly’s New Pieces and ...
wikiHow to Use Ancient Astrology to Destroy Shia LaBeouf ft. Remy (HTM #31)
March 12, 2017 22:31 - 35 minutes - 61.5 MBShia LaBeouf gets his flag stolen in a real life match of capture the flag, nobody watches game shows, and a woman calls a cancer patient a Nazi, all of this and more in today's delicious sack of Happy Trail Mix! Be sure to tune in for a new episode every Sunday! Is Shia your best friend poll? http://www.strawpoll.me/12518106 Topic 1 4Chan Ruins Shia LaBeouf's Life Using Astrology https://heatst.com/tech/he-will-not-divide-us-livestream-placed-in-middle-of-nowhere-but-4chan-still-found-wa...
Virgin Boy Eggs & You (HTM #30)
March 05, 2017 20:00 - 40 minutes - 70 MBA delicacy made of boy piss, wikiHow articles about piss, and magic spells involving piss are discussed as we shoot the shit. Happy Trail Mix provides a healthy serving of comedy and lunacy every Sunday. Tell your friends and your backup friends about us! WHAT SHOULD WE CALL OUR FANS POLL: http://www.strawpoll.me/12470462 Topic 1 Virgin Boy Eggs Exploring Buzzfeed 2012 https://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/virgin-boy-eggs-are-a-popular-urine-soaked-snac?utm_term=.hjD1maNaR#.vmeeEqXq7 Topic 2 Bre...
Lana Del Ray's Witchcraft Pushes the Gay LEGO Agenda (HTM #29)
February 26, 2017 21:38 - 34 minutes - 58 MBPeople try to impeach trump via witchcraft, the LEGO Batman movie allegedly has gay undertones, and Pitchfork.com is discussed more than it should be. Topic 1: Lana Del Ray Uses Witchcraft To Impeach the Trumples http://pitchfork.com/news/71868-yes-lana-del-rey-is-promoting-an-anti-trump-witchcraft-ritual/?mbid=social_twitter&mbid=social_facebook Topic 2: Gay LEGOs (for Cool, Gay Kids!
Keeping Up With Pewdiepie's Anti-Semitism (HTM #28)
February 20, 2017 01:27 - 40 minutes - 71.2 MBHow could two people talk about Pewdiepie, Nazism, and Reality TV within the span of 39 minutes? Find out in today's bag of Happy Trail Mix. New episodes every wednesday! Topic 1 Donald Glover: The Real Slim Simba https://time.com/4675809/the-lion-king-donald-glover-james-earl-jones/?xid=time_socialflow_facebook Topic 2 Pewdiepie Confirmed Nazi (Happy Wheels Ep. 99) http://www.vox.com/culture/2017/2/17/14613234/pewdiepie-nazi-satire-alt-right Topic 3 Reality TV: Love or Hate o...
Interdimensional Pedophiles Get Club Penguin Shut Down (HTM #27)
February 16, 2017 01:33 - 39 minutes - 89.4 MBNow that Club Penguin's shutting down, I can't say minor swear words to get banned anymore. We also talk about how Lockhrin is still wrong about chocolate mint, but everyone agrees with him anyway.
Deadass Save the Clowns (HTM#26)
January 29, 2017 20:21 - 47 minutes - 82.6 MBIn this episode, we discuss polite carjackers, how juggalos are wrongfully proscuted, boardgames, mint flavoring, and play a game with Wikihow. Link for the strawpoll in which you can make one of the co-hosts gloat to the other over an opinion is below! http://www.strawpoll.me/12227190 Happy Trail Mix uploads a new episode every Sunday! FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix Topic 1: Deadass get to school http://www.chicagotribune...
BALL DUST; DUST OF BALLS (HTM#25)
January 22, 2017 22:17 - 44 minutes - 72.6 MBToday, we are somehow more offensive as usual, as we discuss Dunkle Trunkle becoming Presidunkle, as well as ball dust. We also talk about how colleges are offering eSports degrees, which is both dumb and dumb. Happy Trail Mix uploads a new episode every Sunday! FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix Topic 1: eSports In eSchools are eCool http://www.redbull.com/sg-en/7-schools-that-offer-esports-programmes Topic 2: Phill Lewis Can ...
Cool Kids & Chicken Nuggets: How Girls Ruined Anime for $5 (HTM#24)
January 15, 2017 21:28 - 39 minutes - 70.6 MBWe discover that gaming today costs too much, the importance of chicken nuggets, discuss some really cool kids, discover excellent services at excellent prices, and learn how girls destroyed anime. New episodes every Sunday!
We Find A List of Vaguely Positive Recent Events and Are Elated (HTM#23)
January 01, 2017 23:33 - 41 minutes - 70 MBLockhrin finds a list on 4Chan of positive events that happened last year, and why we should appreciate them. Happy New Year from your friends made out of trail mix. New episode every Sunday!
Furries, Feet, And Frickin' Emojis (HTM#22)
December 26, 2016 04:37 - 46 minutes - 80.1 MBThe Emoji Movie, and a plethora of other questionable animated movies are coming out in 2017, so why not preemptively judge them? Plus, Lockhrin discovers if he could be a furry, if he enjoys feet, and what kind of Despicable Me minion he is. FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix
Barbie Schumer, The Game Awards, PLUS Spot a Taut Thot (HTM#21)
December 04, 2016 18:36 - 47 minutes - 78.6 MBAmy Schumer blesses us with a lipless Barbie, we discuss whatever the hell the Game Awards Are, and Dr. Seuss spots a taut thot, fear not. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday!
Kanye Best and The Wacky World of Tommy Wiseau (HTM#20)
November 27, 2016 17:53 - 39 minutes - 66.9 MBKanye West's odd recent behavior, the horrific cartoon Dorbeez (which has music from a Grammy award winning group), and Tommy Wiseau are discussed in today's delicious Happy Trail Mix! Dorbeez: https://youtu.be/veVPWYNTj00 Tommy Wiseau's The Neighbor's Promo Art: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTQxODUxNDA5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTc3MzM3MjE@._V1_UY1200_CR69,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg