Hangin' Out with the Old Fellas
81 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 days ago -The Attrick Brothers, Jerry & Barry, review the week's events, LIVE (more or less) from the Spindly Pines Nursing Home Sick Bay. Or the library. Or the timeout room.
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Ep 54 - Aunt Etna, the Eclipse & the Edge of Human Endurance
April 24, 2024 04:44 - 19 minutes - 35.2 MBWho'da thought 50 years could get past us?! Yes, it's a quick Attrick celebration of the 70s, whacky chemicals included. Then a quick Attrick celebration of all things marathoning. Followed by a lot of plunging and plummeting! But hey - that's life on the edge ... wooooooh! Watch-under!!!! (Just don't mention Sam Kerr ...)
Ep 53 - A Touch of the Yoko Onos
April 08, 2024 07:58 - 20 minutes - 33.3 MBBaz is back! Easter is back! VIP Airforce Jet travel is back! Even those Chinese Golden Waving Cats are back! And who knows why. Probably just because …
Ep 52B - Just Ad Lib and Revolt
March 27, 2024 09:51 - 11 minutes - 19.1 MBBarry's procedure went splendidly, but he's warned off microphones 'til the scarring ripens ... which'll be a while coz it's grey at the moment. Anyway, thanks for the cards and chocolates. I ate them all before I got them to Barry, so I'm not sure whether to tell him. What'dya think viewers? Let's take a vote - no more monkee'ing around!
Ep 52A - Just Ad Lib and Stir
March 19, 2024 10:21 - 14 minutes - 13.7 MBSo! Barry's orf! Having "the procedure" ... So here's some impromptu bits we prepared earlier. Mouth in gear before brain - guaranteed. Someone call the media!
Ep 51 - The Greatest Old Fellas Podcast in History!
March 07, 2024 23:44 - 17 minutes - 32.7 MBSpecial effects! Special guests! Special specials! And that's just the introduction! It's all to celebrate the collapse of Western Civilisation. And just for the kiddies, Jerry guzzles down the most difficult song parody - EVER! Good Lord, that's moist!
Ep 50-R ... Let's Try That Again (Had the Silly Thing in Reverse)
February 21, 2024 09:20 - 16 minutes - 26.7 MBIt's happened again, viewers! Damned censorship board took one sample of Episode 50 and voted with a resounding, "Nyet!" As in, 'Not yet.' So it was Matron's turn to attack the original cassette tape with the safety scissors. And hey presto - there goes 3 minutes! Never to be found again.
Ep 50 - Let's Get Cranky at Charlie
February 21, 2024 09:20 - 19 minutes - 35.1 MBSomeone's cranky, but we're not sure who or why. Maybe it's Xi. Maybe it's Taylor. Maybe it's the owl! Or maybe - just maybe ... it's you too! I mean, meandering around the shops aimlessly can make anyone cranky!
Ep 50-R (NEW): Let's Try That Again (Had the Silly Thing in Reverse)
February 21, 2024 09:20 - 16 minutes - 26.5 MBIt's happened again, viewers! Damned censorship board took one sample of Episode 50 and voted with a resounding, "Nyet!" As in, 'Not yet.' So it was Matron's turn to attack the original cassette tape with the safety scissors. And hey presto - there goes 3 minutes! Never to be found again.
The Old Fellas - A Trailer!
February 16, 2024 09:07 - 10 minutes - 22.9 MBThe International Awards judges sent us an S.O.S asking for a 10 minute trailer, that describes what the Old Fellas podcast is all about. A few highlights. A general summary. Some good examples. In the end, we did this instead ...
Ep 49 - The Boss's Warning: Beware the Bore-Out
February 10, 2024 09:10 - 22 minutes - 41.5 MBThe boys are back on the job. And the Christmas New Year break has left an untidy trail of headlines that need to be dealt with. So! Break the lock on the door of the sound booth, and let's get on with it - no matter what the Boss tells ya!
Ep 49-R: (NEW) Revised! Re-edited! Remixed! Returned!
February 10, 2024 09:10 - 17 minutes - 28.1 MBYes hangers! It's the new and improved Episode 49 ... New parody and everything! The censor stuck a skewer through the old Episode 49! So, librarian grabbed the safety scissors and snipped out the offending bits. Now Episode 49 is leaner, shorter - tastier! And that never goes out of style.
Ep 49-R ... Revised! Re-edited! Remixed! Returned!
February 10, 2024 09:10 - 17 minutes - 16 MBYes hangers! It's the new and improved Episode 49 ... New parody and everything! The censor struck a skewer through the old Episode 49! So, librarian grabbed the safety scissors and snipped out the offending bits. Now Episode 49 is leaner, shorter - tastier! And that never goes out of style.
Jan 2024: the next bit - Holiday Off-cuts Part 3. Rated M
January 12, 2024 04:11 - 9 minutes - 18.1 MBWhen the Attrick Brothers do it, they REALLY do it. But just what the hell, is "IT"? I dunno. Ask Stephen King. Or the Addams Family. Rest assured Matron & Librarian will ruin the Attrick reputation with these random snippets. So nothing's wasted. (Except Mavis, but that's a story for episode one ...)
January 2024 - The Holiday Off Cuts Part 2. Rated M
January 05, 2024 22:14 - 9 minutes - 22.1 MBMatron and the librarian have gone berserk! Enough said. But apart from that, they've stuck these random bits of tape together in a completely random order. Even announcement guy isn't safe! Keep out of reach of children.
December 2023 – The Off Cuts: Part 1. Rated M
December 27, 2023 00:51 - 12 minutes - 23.7 MBThe boys tend to forget their PG rating in the bits that end up on the floor. But you can’t stop the librarian scooping up all the loose tapes and randomly sticking them back together. So here they are: "Bits off the Floor - 2023".
Ep 48 - Spindly Pines Christmas Poultry
December 16, 2023 02:25 - 20 minutes - 37.6 MBYes! It's that time of year! The Spindly Pines Christmas outing. And to celebrate, Anastasia resigns! The laugh's on you Queensland. Ho! Ho! Ho! Who'd be a turkey at Christmas? Elton, Bernie & Madonna, apparently!
Ep 47 – The Bugs, The Meds, The Moon, The ‘Rona: 2023 Comeback Tour.
December 04, 2023 03:15 - 17 minutes - 40.1 MBThe bugs are swarming. The meds are spilling. The ‘rona is making a comeback! A World Tour no less! The band will never speak to each other again, and Boomers everywhere will demand Jerry apologize.
Ep 46 - Mavis, Magpies & Plunging Potatoes
November 16, 2023 09:15 - 19 minutes - 30.5 MBT'is the season, Hangers! The magpies are dive-bombing. The Spuds are attacking. Albo, Kim & Bill Gates are cuttin' loose. Nippon nervousness abounds. Jerry must make a major decision: the white dress, or the red? I dunno - ask Emily Bronte ...
Ep 45 - On Being An Old Fella: the ups-n-downs
November 03, 2023 04:01 - 18 minutes - 33.9 MBFrom the highs of New York award success to the bottom of the Hawkesbury River! Ya gotta tell it like it is - even if it isn't! Yep, hangers and danglers - outa the subway the bullets rip ...
Ep 44 - October 14: That's A Wrap!
October 20, 2023 22:21 - 22 minutes - 52.2 MBSports Day! Awards night! And a Referendum thrown in just to ramp up the nerves. October 14 2023: proof that too much activity is never enough. Price includes one way ferry ride to King Arthur's resting place. Soothing ointment extra.
Ep 43 - Warning Alert! Vegan in Shower!
October 13, 2023 05:14 - 20 minutes - 23.4 MBAt last! An episode with everything! Vegan stuff! Olympic stuff! Prime Minister stuff! Plus baked beans thrown in. Just don't get any stuck on you ...
Ep 42 - Beaucoup de Off-Cuts
October 02, 2023 12:36 - 22 minutes - 20.2 MBAll through 3rd quarter 2023, we've been saving them up. Yes, there's time for celebration. There's time for regret. And there's time for bangin' around in the bins looking for those bits of tape that we left on the cutting room floor. Then it's time to splice them all together and give them a public airing. The rude bits. The scary bits. The borderline disgusting bits. The off-cuts ... Yeah - that bit!
Ep 41 - Mystery Objects, Mystery Places.
September 18, 2023 12:58 - 15 minutes - 21 MBBarry! Where the bloody hell did you find that? And what do you plan to do with it? Oh, don't stick it up there! Apologies viewers - there's no stopping him sometimes. And in an episode full of new revelations, we can reveal: Jerry loves Joan Jett, sans the boots apparently.
Ep 40 - Spindly Pines to Uluru via Dublin
September 07, 2023 04:49 - 24 minutes - 39.2 MBBrace! Brace! Brace!!! Bloody Albo's done us a mischief! I suppose we're better off than your average Qantas passenger. Speaking of getting cancelled, be careful who ya kiss! And if ya gunna flash - make it a Quarterflash! That's more than enough heart trouble for one day ...
Ep 39 - The Mighty 'M' Word!
August 25, 2023 05:31 - 20 minutes - 33.1 MBWhen 'M' Fever takes over the nation, your favourite Old Fellas are NOT immune! it just comes down to which particular 'M' Fever they're gunna catch. No stress - Billy Slater will sort it out! And who knew those old 'Carry On' films could be this smooth.
Off-cuts of Old Fellas - August 2023
August 15, 2023 01:14 - 14 minutes - 26.2 MBTwo Old Fellas in one room - there's bound to be those bits that get cut off and left on the floor. So we scooped up them bits 'n' stuck 'em together. A string of Old Fella Off-cuts - now with extra offness.
Ep 38 - The Princess of Ireland & a Horse
August 05, 2023 07:42 - 24 minutes - 39.1 MBMourning in the morning - nothing compares. But the old fellas know the perfect antidote - cake and sport. And of course, some deep shut-eye afterwards.
EP 37 - The Attrick Night of Nights
July 27, 2023 08:10 - 21 minutes - 29.6 MBThe boys stumble into the Australian Podcasting Awards night. It doesn't take long before they've maimed Hamish Blake, then found themselves up to the elbows in red wine and dentures. Tony Bennett provides the entertainment, despite recent news - seems he hasn't yet got the memo.
Ep 36 - Existential Crises R Us
July 21, 2023 00:04 - 20 minutes - 23.1 MBDe-genderings ahoy! Sign this petition now! Sharpen your nib and scrawl your signature with an Old Fella. Jerry visits the grand-daughter and slops tomato sauce on everything. Now THERE'S an idea for an ad!
Ep 35 - When Your Tan Fails and Other Spoonerisms
July 06, 2023 11:13 - 20 minutes - 28.3 MBThe end of an era leaves a bad taste in everyone's mouth. It's enough to make you want to invade Poland - or get lost at sea trying. Either way, the whole thing rubs Jerry the wrong way. How the bloody hell do you count whales anyway?!
Ep 34 - The Ballad of Dame Lady Jay Ferkin
June 17, 2023 07:00 - 24 minutes - 22.4 MBLive and dining! The Old Fellas upturn the family vibe at the local Chinese. Talking too loud. Slopping the hot sauce. And as for the sweeteners!!! Jerry can't get enough! But he'll pay for it on the way home. So will everyone else on the bus!
Ep 33 - Divas to the left, Divas to the right
June 01, 2023 11:44 - 19 minutes - 30.8 MBThe tragic demise of one diva. The tragic rise of another. We all must take our place on the Great Mandela. Then we just wash up on the shore like a discarded novelty phone. Chill out pot-heads. Chill out.
Ep 32 - Oh! How Convenient!!!
May 24, 2023 05:01 - 21 minutes - 19.9 MBIt's a set up! It's a conspiracy! It's an expose! The Old Fellas have audio! And! Moving Pictures! You'll be sorry you looked.
Ep 31 - Charley and the Big Hat
May 11, 2023 08:42 - 22 minutes - 41.3 MBBig Charley (aka Darth Windsor) goes to the Big House and gets himself a Big Hat, plus one for the missus. There's a lot of swearing - seems the crown sits uncomfortably. Well, that's Jerry's theory. Jenny Craig's had enough - so has Father Bob ... So they decide to go together. Next thing - Jerry claims he's like a virgin!!! Matron and the Queensland Police get involved and now ... It is ON!
Ep 30 - Youth! Out of! Control!
May 02, 2023 07:57 - 23 minutes - 38.2 MBYoung people!!!! What is the matter with them? Whatever it is, Barry & Jerry can relate. Are they disillusioned by the false start that is ... the space race?! Jerry to the rescue, playing the anti-hero. If only he had her legs ...
Ep 29 - Beware the Easter Wombat
April 14, 2023 22:07 - 20 minutes - 27.9 MBThe Old Fellas explore the true meaning of Easter, wombats and Australian barley. If that don't bring you great satisfaction, then ya mother's a canola farmer.
Ep 28 - Up Your Magnesium
April 05, 2023 07:45 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MBBeach fun? It's done! Damned sand - ruins everything. But now, it's the Royal Surf Lifesaving Association grinding your gears. NSW gets revenge at the ballot box! See how it's done, Victoria! Be careful what you wish for on ya carbon-neutral kebab! You could end up with asteroids! But you can work them off on the dance floor.
Ep 27 - An Attrick World Record
March 16, 2023 21:41 - 25 minutes - 29.4 MBYes Hangers! This is it! The official world's longest Old Fellas so far! Even if the Guinness Book refuses to put their signature on it. You be the judge! Either way, this aint one of the small things ...
Ep 26 - Confusion. Clarity. Catastrophe.
February 27, 2023 07:00 - 15 minutes - 18.2 MBWe got earth-shaking good news. We got Cate bringing home the bacon. But she got no EGOT. We're shattered. So Jerry starts an intervention, an agitation, an affirmation. You will believe ...!
Ep 25 - Of Balloons and Birds: Extinction Rebellion, Attrick style
February 09, 2023 13:00 - 17 minutes - 39.5 MBBarry sobs. Mickey's head explodes. And none of the numbers add up. My! My! Good thing Jerry wins Eurovision!
Ep 24 - The Ghost of Attrick Future
January 24, 2023 10:38 - 18 minutes - 33.2 MBHallucinogenic meds aside, the boys dabble in a little Surrealistic sojourning, all in a quest to find a solution to Australian Rugby woes. Recruit Prince Harry, George Pell and a few German fish. Problem solved. Fry pan in one hand, red pen in the other ...
Ep 23 - Holidays in Review (Action packed!!)
January 10, 2023 03:48 - 21 minutes - 17.4 MBOver-eating. Under-dressed. Too many dead people. But in between the holiday period coughed up a headline or nine. Miracle cure included. Magic!!
Ep 22 - An Attrick's Brush with Fame
December 12, 2022 05:49 - 21 minutes - 19.7 MBWelcome to the days of remakes getting gold. And a real client wants an advert with extra lashings of Old Fellas. In the end, Jerry plays dress-ups and for his trouble, gets banned from the USA. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 21 - Ready... Aim... Fire at Will
November 16, 2022 03:49 - 22 minutes - 20.7 MBOh dear - someone yelled, "FIRE!" One of the most dangerous things you can do in a nursing home. Hope the gun cabinet has a good lock on it. No? Well that's a new level of Reckless. Enjoy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 20 - Live from the Timeout Room
October 24, 2022 07:04 - 15 minutes - 13.9 MBTazuni!!!! The magic word that'll get you in trouble every time. It's what happens when you swap your Johnson for a Truss and then back again. Jerry makes waves and your Old Fellas end up in timeout ... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 19 - Asteroids, Hacks and Goodnight Mrs Potts
October 13, 2022 01:12 - 15 minutes - 14.2 MBBaz feels interstellar pain in the asteroid. Then his personals leak. One hack and you never get your luggage back. Finally, Jerry faces the legacy of his years at the gym ... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 18B - Johnson (and Enemies) Versus Picasso
September 16, 2022 05:04 - 16 minutes - 15.3 MBYour favourite Old Fellas wave Her Elizabeth-ness a final goodbye. Meanwhile, Boris gives way to 'Natasha'. And Picasso dons a tutu. Jerry's final testament is all double white, so the family punches on. I blame the cat ... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 18A - Right Royal Tribute Special Edition Thingy
September 09, 2022 06:52 - 12 minutes - 11.4 MBAt the very real prospect of going straight to hell, The Attrick Brothers lift the lid on what really happened at the Queen's bedside. It pays to have connections. And since Elton's been frozen out of this one, Jerry steps into the breach ... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 17 - Clairvoyant and loving it ...
September 02, 2022 01:16 - 17 minutes - 15.9 MBJerry gets spooky! By accident. Barry gets worried. By accident. But hey - accidents happen. What is quite deliberate though: Jerry makes a simple song very complicated. All in all, it's just a-nother episode in the can. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ep 16 - Battle of the Theme Songs
August 09, 2022 01:20 - 16 minutes - 15.2 MBIt's Battle of the Theme Songs. It all comes down to what you're hiding in ya bananas. And ya potatoes. And ya theme song lyrics. Hidden meaning everywhere. Then someone yelled, "Fire!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.