Halfwits & Failed Crits
131 episodes - English - Latest episode: 28 days ago -Halfwits & Failed Crits is an Actual Play Podcast where the players' blundering choices and cursed dice are the real big bad evil standing in the way of getting to the end of a campaign! Join GM Jonathan Swenson while the players Kiley Swenson, Laura Rodgers, and Luis Ardila "expand the chaos" in Children of the Spine - A Stars Without Number Podcast.
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Presenting: This Machine Belongs To
April 01, 2024 07:00 - 18 minutes - 12.4 MBListen Here! ( https://thismachinebelongsto.buzzsprout.com/share ) Hello and welcome everybody to a fantastic April Fools day announcement! The prank is, I decided to release what was the mini project I talked about as its own podcast rather than a new short season of Halfwits & Failed Crits. While it is a solo ttrpg journaling game, the final product felt way more right being its own thing, akin to a traditional audio drama, and if it does well we already have plans on how we can make mo...
Children of the Spine Epilogue - The Beautiful Testimony That We Were Here | A Stars Without Number Podcast
February 05, 2024 08:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MBWe sit down as ourselves and chat about Children of the Spine, what our characters are doing, what NPC's are doing, our favorite moments, and other fun tidbits. At the end of the episode I include bloopers from the Finale! Please give your honest feedback of Children of the Spine at ( https://forms.gle/xvDpy5Y3P95sVfqe6 ). === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Cont...
Children of the Spine Finale - Bodies of the Dead Across a River of Blood | A Stars Without Number Podcast
January 29, 2024 08:00 - 2 hours - 106 MBThe crew returns to Nedrak to right the wrongs of the past. Please give your honest feedback of Children of the Spine at ( https://forms.gle/xvDpy5Y3P95sVfqe6 ). === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.c...
Children of the Spine Ep 39 - Angel from the Underworld, the Devil from Paradise | A Stars Without Number Podcast
January 15, 2024 08:00 - 2 hours - 171 MBThe crew of the Paradise explores the depths of the fungal forest in hopes of finding something, anything, that can help them escape or kill the Terran. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === G...
Children of the Spine Ep 38 - You’ll Stand at the Precipice of Death and Insanity | A Stars Without Number Podcast
December 23, 2023 21:00 - 2 hours - 166 MBThe Paradise runs out of fuel, stopping at the consumed vacation planet of Gyeong-otos to gather resources so they can escape the Terran. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: S...
Children of the Spine Ep 37 - Till You Swing The Bat | A Stars Without Number Podcast
November 20, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 115 MBThe Paradise is in trouble and its up to Mohan to save the fleet with the help of Trixie and Kremlin. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford...
Children of the Spine Ep 36 - The Spine, Twisted and Tied | A Stars Without Number Podcast
October 09, 2023 07:00 - 2 hours - 178 MBWar. War Never Changes. The crew learns about the rise, golden age, and fall of the Terran Empire. Then they put boots on the ground as they embody Alpha Team, the a squadron of Terran Dragon Hunting Elites. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( ht...
Children of the Spine Ep 35 - Moments Lost in Time, Like Tears in Rain | A Stars Without Number Podcast
September 11, 2023 07:00 - 2 hours - 189 MBA new beginning, a new mega corp. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.c...
Children of the Spine Ep 34 - Who am I to Deny Gravity | A Stars Without Number Podcast
July 31, 2023 07:00 - 2 hours - 200 MBThe crew of the Paradise learns more about their new hive mind friend, the Spine, and Waotaka's life, while the threat of the Terran grows. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: S...
Bonus - Triangle Agency
June 28, 2023 02:00 - 1 hour - 152 MBWelcome to the Triangle Agency fellow Resonant! This is your new hire training video featuring Agents Hazel (Kiley) and Finn (Laura) on Finn's first mission. Plenty to learn here so take out your tablets and dip your spaghetti in the ink brace as you learn all about what it means to keep our world safe from Anomalies... just like you. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! (...
Children of the Spine Ep 33 - The Dark Between the Stars | A Stars Without Number Podcast
June 19, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 155 MBThe Paradise Fleet is lost in the great void of the sector with uncharted spike drill paths and questionable guides, as they search for the isolated AI Colony in hopes of recruiting new and hopefully powerful allies against the Terran. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Lis...
Children of the Spine Ep 32 - No End to What a Living World Will Demand | A Stars Without Number Podcast
May 15, 2023 07:00 - 2 hours - 172 MBIn the wake of the Terran's arrival, The Spiral Captains must decide the future of the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla. Meanwhile the crew of the Paradise is a bit on edge as they prepare to hold the weight of that future on their shoulders. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Lis...
Children of the Spine Ep 31 - A Collection of Nitwit Ideas that Worked | A Stars Without Number Podcast
April 24, 2023 07:00 - 2 hours - 166 MBThe crew of the Paradise has returned home to the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla for some much needed R&R as we watch them grow and the years go by. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game Syst...
Children of the Spine Ep 30 - A Small Mirror to Practice Smiling | A Stars Without Number Podcast
March 20, 2023 07:00 - 2 hours - 200 MBThe crew of the Paradise gains an unexpected ally, confronts an ancient enemy, and battles for the soul of a lost friend. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Numb...
Children of the Spine Ep 29 - Offer Me Proof of Your Existence | A Stars Without Number Podcast
February 27, 2023 08:00 - 2 hours - 109 MBThe crew of the Paradise finds the Sarka Institute with the help of Tammy Hatt, their mechs, and some disguises. But first, they have to fix an office copier. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS ==...
Children of the Spine Ep 28 - Society Doesn't Always Do What's Right | A Stars Without Number Podcast
February 06, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 69.7 MBThe Crew of the Paradise has arrived at the rumored location of Pythia, and while they try to figure out how to reach the planet under the mega-structure that is Seradin, they do some last minute preparations. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( h...
Children of the Spine Ep 27 - Suffering That Brings Us Together | A Stars Without Number Podcast
January 16, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 59.2 MBThe crew of the Paradise learn a bit about their stowaway Mother Dorya, send the crew of the Edda to the Speven Eleven to order a Spapple, and finally get some key info on how to confront Pythia. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.Hal...
Children of the Spine Ep 26 - What You Take with You, Not What You Leave Behind | A Stars Without Number Podcast
December 26, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 68.4 MBThe crew of the Paradise have finally tied up most of their lose ends and are ready to take Eskel back to the AGF, but Eskel wants to get a taste of the pirate life first. The crew heads to the race tracks while Eskel gets his friends together for their first Heist. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.t...
Children of the Spine Ep 25 - Just Here for the Gasoline | A Stars Without Number Podcast
December 05, 2022 08:00 - 2 hours - 83.7 MBThe crew of the Paradise is faced with an eternal dilemma, to pit or not to pit? Will they ever decide what to do next? The Sector may never know! Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game Sys...
Children of the Spine Ep 24 - The Taxpayer is the Most Hopeless | A Stars Without Number Podcast
November 14, 2022 08:00 - 2 hours - 110 MBThe crew of the Paradise is off to take on their biggest bounty yet, the assassination of a rising warlord on the planet Wrux, where death and taxes take on a whole new meaning. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com )...
🔒 Bonus - You Were Never Really Here
November 09, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 156 MBSubscriber-only episode CW: Suicide & Alcoholism are mentioned as potential causes of death. Set in 1920's Boston, Alice (Laura), Elsie (Kiley), Reggie (Luis) and Harvey (Jonathan) are Haunted, searching for Alice's disappeared son. The catch is, one of us already died alone and forgotten. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ...
Children of the Spine Ep 23 - In the Amber of the Moment | A Stars Without Number Podcast
October 17, 2022 07:00 - 2 hours - 104 MBThe Crew of the Paradise lands on a dying planet looking for Eskel Folstad in a desperate bid to cross one item off a long list of mysteries. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). === CREDITS === Game System:...
Children of the Spine Ep 22 - Slow and Sudden Change | A Stars Without Number Podcast
September 26, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 82 MBThe crew of the Paradise is spending some time recovering from their injuries, fixing the ship, meeting Kei's parents, worrying about Pythia, and deciding which of a hundred different ways they should go next. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( h...
🔒 Bonus - Dynasty: Who Will Rule the Empire
September 23, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 72.9 MBSubscriber-only episode Come join Kiley, Luis, and Jonathan in the Astral Realm above the world of Corvidel, as they take on the roles of godly dynasties vying to claim the throne deep in the Eternal Well! Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( http...
Annoucement
September 11, 2022 19:00 - 18 seconds - 259 KBHello everyone, Kiley here with a quick announcement. Unfortunately Jonathan has a bit of a medical issue going on so we won't be uploading for a little bit. But don't worry! We should be up and running at 100% again soon, and we'll keep you posted. Support the show
Children of the Spine Ep 21 - The Unconsenting Soul | A Stars Without Number Podcast
August 22, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 50.2 MBC-C-C-COMA EPISODE IS HERE! Most of the crew is down for the count and trapped in the land of the Great Willow once again, as well as some new locales. Meanwhile Astrid and Kei get told there are guests that will be making use of hospital visiting hours, much to Kei's displeasure and Astrid's excitement. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwits...
Bonus - Murder on the Eberron Express
August 01, 2022 05:00 - 2 hours - 94.2 MBAll Aboard as GM Kiley takes a cast of kooky killers for the ride of their lives! Join Cinis the Ice Queen (Luis), Ruby the Business Partner (Mary), Maxim the Scholar (Jonathan), and Tuash the Lost Heir (Laura), as they accuse each other of the murder of Egan Bakker with no true detective to help them out. It's going to be a long ride to Fairhaven... Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 )....
Children of the Spine Ep 20 - What If This Time You Fall | A Stars Without Number Podcast
July 12, 2022 05:00 - 3 hours - 128 MBThe crew of the Paradise has landed on Kei's home planet of Pylo-Koshi just in time for an annual plume faring festival where they can do some real pirate shit! But before they can hunt the thophids that terrorize the planets domed cities, they have to unload that Ancient they stole from Tudega and get some Gorp! There's absolutely no reason why this shopping / beach episode has an ominous title. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser....
🔒 Bonus - Empty Cycle
June 22, 2022 03:00 - 1 hour - 66.2 MBSubscriber-only episode While Jonathan and Kiley are away on their honeymoon, GM Laura and Bro Dude Luis take up the reigns and made... this... In a town where everything is normal and nothing ever happens, Amondedeus (Luis) is a normal high school basketball captain, with a secret passion for singing. Too bad his alien parasite has its own ambitions for stardom! Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-cr...
Children of the Spine Ep 19 - To Step In Puddles | A Stars Without Number Podcast
June 20, 2022 07:00 - 2 hours - 85.4 MBThe crew of the Paradise confronts the cryptids of Tudega, hoping to warn them of an upcoming attack that the crew had absolutely no part in fueling... and the cryptids have a warning of their own for the crew! Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( ...
Children of the Spine Ep 18 - Tiny Ripples on Approach | A Stars Without Number Podcast
May 30, 2022 07:00 - 2 hours - 101 MBThe crew of the Paradise takes some downtime on Tudega! They get a nice hotel, pop some bubbly, hit up a night club, and take a tour of the town. But what they learn on their tour is a bit more than they bargained for. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other ...
Children of the Spine Ep 17 - A Thin Film of Smooth Expanse | A Stars Without Number Podcast
May 09, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 71.2 MBThe crew of the Paradise is back on the Flotilla and with their new title of Sanguinity Stellar Vessel and an upgraded Spike Drive they are free to pirate how they please for the first time! Their mission: deliver some ammo from S7 to B11. Yes, they decide to travel the entire known sector... Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ...
Children of the Spine Ep 16 - Something Terribly Funny | A Stars Without Number Podcast
April 18, 2022 06:00 - 3 hours - 132 MBThe crew of the Paradise are back at their old stomping grounds and ready to save their family, friends, and enemies! Or are they? Astrid throws a shovel, Kamala hecking hacks a lot, and Mohan finds bathroom donuts. At least one of them is focused on the mission. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twit...
🔒 Bonus - Silk Flame
March 28, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBSubscriber-only episode The gang is all here as Jonathan takes the Bonus GM reigns once again in this harrowing encounter filled with fancy, fun, and fabric?! Join the Sexy Scholar (Kiley), the Irresistible Influencer (Laura), and the Enchanting Chimney-sweep (Luis) as they strut their stuff in the 100th Anniversary Silk Flame Runway Competition! Music: District Four by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3662-district-four ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/st...
Children of the Spine Ep 15 - A Horrible Possibility | A Stars Without Number Podcast
March 28, 2022 07:00 - 2 hours - 85.7 MBThe Crew of the Paradise returns from their last mission to find a not quite pleased Captain Radko, especially when Astrid's compad won't stop buzzing with news of disaster on Fornhagi! Astrid gets some nudes, Kamala sells an exotic carcass, and Mohan seriously weighs joining a cult. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follo...
Children of the Spine Ep 15 - A Horrible Possibility
March 28, 2022 07:00 - 2 hours - 85.6 MBThe Crew of the Paradise returns from their last mission to find a not quite pleased Captain Radko, especially when Astrid's compad won't stop buzzing with news of disaster on Fornhagi! Astrid gets some nudes, Kamala sells an exotic carcass, and Mohan seriously weighs joining a cult. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ) *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.fil...
Children of the Spine Ep 14 - In the Midst of Tragedy | A Stars Without Number Podcast
March 07, 2022 06:00 - 2 hours - 106 MBThe Crew of the AGF-Paradise is off on another mission! But first some paperwork... Once that's complete its time to head off to K12-02-04: Etalawe, where their job is to help a scientist recover his work from a sunken facility affected by a recent meteor impact. Astrid expends a lot of effort, Kamala makes sushi, and Mohan delivers some pizza. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus ...
Children of the Spine Ep 14 - In the Midst of Tragedy
March 07, 2022 06:00 - 2 hours - 106 MBThe Crew of the AGF-Paradise is off on another mission! But first some paperwork... Once that's complete its time to head off to K12-02-04: Etalawe, where their job is to help a scientist recover his work from a sunken facility affected by a recent meteor impact. Astrid expends a lot of effort, Kamala makes sushi, and Mohan delivers some pizza. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ) *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: ...
🔒 Bonus - All Outta Bubblegum
February 18, 2022 03:00 - 2 hours - 91.5 MBSubscriber-only episode Listen. This one. THIS ONE. WELL DO WE HAVE A ONE FOR YOU. Sorry? Thank you? Don't know. Join Jonathan and he GMs Kiley and Luis through a super romp through an action movie as we play All Outta Bubblegum by Jeffrey Grant & Michael Sullivan. Spoiler: We get super drunk super fast. If that's not your thing we don't blame you. It will never be my thing again. Intro and Outro: Hellfire by Alexander Nakarada Link: ( https://filmmusic.io/song/8902-hellfire ) License:...
Children of the Spine Ep 13 - To Get Out Into Orbitals | A Stars Without Number Podcast
February 14, 2022 06:00 - 2 hours - 114 MBThe Lost are now the Crew of the Sanguinity Orbital Vessel AGF-Paradise, and as a proper pirate crew it's time to hit their first bounty! As they perform their first spike drill, with some help from their new Cluster Captain, they arrive at K12-01-39: Warib to meet their contact. Astrid plays with bombs, Kamala has a hack fight, and Mohan leads some goons. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-10128...
Children of the Spine Ep 13 - To Get Out Into Orbitals
February 14, 2022 06:00 - 2 hours - 114 MBThe Lost are now the Crew of the Sanguinity Orbital Vessel AGF-Paradise, and as a proper pirate crew it's time to hit their first bounty! As they perform their first spike drill, with some help from their new Cluster Captain, they arrive at K12-01-39: Warib to meet their contact. Astrid plays with bombs, Kamala has a hack fight, and Mohan leads some goons. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ) *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson En...
Children of the Spine Ep 12 - Moral Instinct to Survive | A Stars Without Number Podcast
January 24, 2022 06:00 - 2 hours - 83.3 MBThe Lost have one more item to check off their list before becoming full fledged pirate of the AGF, and that's to take some cryptic test! Astrid hears lots of voices, Kamala has memories of home cooking and old enemies, and Mohan is tormented by visions of races lost. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://ww...
Children of the Spine Ep 12 - Moral Instinct to Survive
January 24, 2022 06:00 - 2 hours - 83.2 MBThe Lost have one more item to check off their list before becoming full fledged pirate of the AGF, and that's to take some cryptic test! Astrid hears lots of voices, Kamala has memories of home cooking and old enemies, and Mohan is tormented by visions of races lost. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ) *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/...
Children of the Spine Ep 11 - Only Debt is Forever | A Stars Without Number Podcast
January 03, 2022 06:00 - 2 hours - 113 MBThe Lost are doing the time warp as they spend their first 10 weeks on the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla learning about their new home and doing odd jobs to secure their next home, a spaceship! Astrid rakes in the cash doing some doctoring, Kamala has a run in with some lawyers, Nadia makes some mods, and Mohan holds a concert with the help of his new henchmen. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012...
Children of the Spine Ep 11 - Only Debt is Forever
January 03, 2022 06:00 - 2 hours - 113 MBThe Lost are doing the time warp as they spend their first 10 weeks on the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla learning about their new home and doing odd jobs to secure their next home, a spaceship! Astrid rakes in the cash doing some doctoring, Kamala has a run in with some lawyers, Nadia makes some mods, and Mohan holds a concert with the help of his new henchmen. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ) *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson E...
🔒 Bonus - He Has a Red, Red Coat
December 29, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBSubscriber-only episode Welcome to our Christmas Special! Luis takes the reigns of our wacky sleigh with a game and story of his own design, while the others play little elves hard at work in the toy factory. Follow Winkle Tinkle (Laura) the perceptive elf, Sprinkle Cookiedance (Kiley) the nimble elf, and Jangle Picklekiss (Jonathan) the imaginative elf, as they unwrap their coworkers workplace drama. Intro and Outro: Krampus's Workshop by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmu...
Children of the Spine Ep 10 - Echoes of a Vanished Past | A Stars Without Number Podcast
December 13, 2021 05:00 - 2 hours - 102 MBThe Lost embark on their first mission with the crew of the Sage Condor! Down on the planet Narfasker, Astrid detects life, Nadia vomits in her vacc suit, Mohan scrambles an egg, and Kamala proves her intellect isn't the only thing that's sharp. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrit...
Children of the Spine Ep 10 - Echoes of a Vanished Past
December 13, 2021 05:00 - 2 hours - 102 MBThe Lost embark on their first mission with the crew of the Sage Condor! Down on the planet Narfasker, Astrid detects life, Nadia vomits in her vacc suit, Mohan scrambles an egg, and Kamala proves her intellect isn't the only thing that's sharp. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ) *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ) Lic...
Children of the Spine Ep 9 - Brink of an Unknown Future
November 22, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 59.8 MBThe Lost are freed from their shackles but still trapped aboard the Sage Condor while Stellar Captain Takahashi and Stellar First Mate Kinjo discuss the fate of our protagonists with their superior, Cluster Captain Scavenger. Meanwhile Astrid plays with her new telekinesis, Nadia learns what it means to be a shipwright, Mohan scheme's how to get a ship, and Kamala has an awkward meeting with another Su'degh. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...
Children of the Spine Ep 9 - Brink of an Unknown Future | A Stars Without Number Podcast
November 22, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBThe Lost are freed from their shackles but still trapped aboard the Sage Condor while Stellar Captain Takahashi and Stellar First Mate Kinjo discuss the fate of our protagonists with their superior, Cluster Captain Scavenger. Meanwhile Astrid plays with her new telekinesis, Nadia learns what it means to be a shipwright, Mohan scheme's how to get a ship, and Kamala has an awkward meeting with another Su'degh. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://w...