Hack the Net

Hack the Net 227 – Vault-Tec, Value, and Vampirism

A good one this week, instead of bad like we sometimes decide to do on purpose. :)

Hack the Net 226 – Steampunk, Sandwiches, and Star Trek

Can you imagine eating a sandwich while watching a steampunk reboot of Star Trek? Me neither.

Hack the Net 225 – Dice, Deckbuilding, and Dick Dastardly

This is the first episode of the sequel podcast we've been developing, entering early access right now on iTunes or whatever.

Hack the Net 224 – Balatro, Bombadil, and Bread (corn)

Three normal topics from the three most normal people ever to exist.

Hack the Net 223 – Smoothies, Spoilers, and Sword Coast

Please enjoy our little games, such as guessing the age of many types of elf.

Hack the Net 222 – Studio Ghibli, Spider-Man, and Squaresoft

I heard from my uncle who works at Nintendo that the remake of Chrono Trigger will be animated by Studio Ghibli and have Spider-Man as an unlockable character.

Hack the Net 221 – Vanilla, Vampires, and Void Stranger

Gaze into our void.

Hack the Net 220 – Circuses, Circuitry, and Child Actors

We relitigate the labor disputes on the early 20th century, and come to some shocking conclusions!

Hack the Net 219 – Space, Stars, and Sports

We're back to chat football, fantasy RPGs, and food!

Hack the Net 218 – Gear, Gadgets, and Gizmos

Join us for a thorough deepdive into the world of whozits and whatsits galore.

Hack the Net 217 – Christmas, Copyright, and Clickbait

Our first episode of 2024! Enjoy.

Hack the Net 216 – Pope’s Exorcist, Plex Piracy, and Prince

We took a long holidays-related break, so this one's been stewing for a few weeks. Should still be good though. Just listen around any moldy spots.

Hack the Net 215 – Menus, Mordor, and Mike Flanagan

Welcome to the Hotel titanic, where you can order from the first-class menu, but you cannot simply walk out!

Hack the Net 214 – Video Games, Virtual Tabletop, and Vinegar

We took a few weeks off for various holidays, so apologies for the lateness on this one!

Hack the Net 213 – Hobgoblins, Hacking, and Halloween

We finally got some pictures of that menace, The Spider-Man 2 for PlayStation 5.

Hack the Net 212 – Poaching, Puzzling, and Printing

Hey, I can be the answerI'm ready to dance when the vamp up

Hack the Net 211 – Covers, Concerts, and Cuisine

Jeff's gonna go see a concert film. Louisa plans dinner and a movie. Matt hosts a game show.

Hack the Net 210 – Concerts, Chandrayaan, and Content

We're heading to the moon on this one. Come along with us, please.

Hack the Net 209 – Pocket Monsters, Pants, and Peter Parker

Join us for another regular normal one! Thank you!

Hack the Net 208 – Deep Space, Donuts, and Detectives

Kept you waiting, huh?

Hack the Net 207 – Technology, Trading Cards, and Tomatoes

AI will soon replace this podcast as your primary source of unlistenable garbage.

Hack the Net 206 – Baldur, Bookshelves, and Battletoads

Eavesdrop on our discussion of Badlur's Gate 3, miniature furniture, and which diseases the Battletoads are named after.

Hack the Net 205 – Vampires, Vegetables, and Video Games

This week, you'll find out what we do in the shadows, at the farmer's market, and on Xbox Live.

Hack the Net 204 – What We Do In the Shadows, Warios, and the WGA Strike

Hack the Net 203 – Muffler Men, Mario Kart, & Molecular Gastronomy

We chat about various Paul Bunyans, Mario getting stuck in L.A. traffic, and Alton Brown's fart sauce.

Hack the Net 202 – Magic, Rainbows, & Weed

We give an update on a previous story as well as fresh news on two of the summer's biggest hits.

Hack the Net 201 – HELLO WORLD

Welcome to a new format! Please enjoy us debugging it live on-air!

Hack the Net 200 – Genshin Impact Wiki

For our 200th episode of Hack the Net, we revisit an old format to chat about the Genshin Impact Wiki!

Hack the Net 199 – How to… Ample

We don't ever learn about how to ample in this one, because we get sidetracked by sample.

Hack the Net 198 – How to… Collection

Learn to dodge collection agencies AND build your very own collection of misprinted Garbage Pail Kids trading cards, on this new episode of your favorite terrible podcast!

Hack the Net 197 – How to… Tender

In this one, we put our tender hearts in a blender and teach you how to do the same!

Hack the Net 196 – How to… Zelda

This is just a Tears of the Kingdom one. Not big spoilery, but practice discretion.

Hack the Net 195 – How to… Professional

Learn to do job good with our very pro-level assistance!

Hack the Net 195 – How to… Profession

Learn to do job good with our very pro-level assistance!

Hack the Net 194 – How to… Move

We like to move it move it, on this new episode of your favorite podcast!

Hack the Net 193 – How to… Gap

Hack the Net 192 – How to… Advocate

We will teach you the correcy opinions and how to have them!

Hack the Net 191 – How to… Fly

This time, we really do it. It's just like what happens in dreams, but we're awake!

Hack the Net 190 – How to… Glory

Finally, we learn how to die a glorious death.

Hack the Net 189 – How to… Hope

Finally, a little optimism for once!

Hack the Net 188 – How to… Permission

You officially have permission to listen to this episode.

Hack the Net 187 – How to… Active

We are all very active and can teach you how to!

Hack the Net 186 – How to… Path

This one is from last week but I forgot to edit it. We didn't record this week due to The Agonies.

Hack the Net 185 – How to… Tissue

Sorry for the delay on this one! We recorded it before our long holiday break, but I didn't edit it until just now.

Hack the Net 184 – How to… Past

Sorry we missed a week, I was very sick, but now we're back in it, hello

Hack the Net 183 – How to… Retreat

I'm going to be honest with you, this one is mostly just about Pokémon Scarlet & Violet.

Seeing Red(dit) Fan Casting: Marvin the Martian

No new ep this week cuz we were busy socializing, so it's an old bonus one for ya! We cast the weirdest Looney Tune by far, and all our choices suck.

Hack the Net 182 – How to… Prescription

We won't give you any tips for illegally acquiring prescription medicines

Hack the Net 181 – How to… Listen

Hey! Listen!

Hack the Net 180 – How to… World

We've got za whole warudo in our hands. Get it, it's like what that guy says in that anime you sickos all love