H.O.E.S Talkin Shows
53 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 17 ratingsFollow two girls in their 20's as they revisit shows from their childhood! From Disney Channel and Nickelodeon classics to other notable movies and shows of the 2000s, they talk about their most iconic moments, plot holes, what did and didn't age well, as well as where the cast is now.
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Episodes
Ep. 38 - The Polar Express
December 16, 2020 20:09 - 1 hour - 145 MBOk everyone, hear the hoes out. Yes, this episode is extremely long - BUT it is also somewhat funny! After hyping this episode up for months, the hoes finally completed their drunk assessment of The Polar Express do with it what you will.
Ep. 37 - How The Grinch Stole Christmas
December 09, 2020 18:38 - 1 hour - 103 MBDespite Morgan's chaotic energy, the hoes had a good time recording this episode! Listen as they discuss some disturbing facts about the movie, obsess over Christine Baranski, and question the geography of Whoville.
Ep. 36 - The Santa Clause
December 02, 2020 18:06 - 59 minutes - 82.5 MBThe hoes are back for the holidays and first up on their watch list was the Santa Clause. Listen as they revert back to believing in Santa, question the timeline of the movie, and find out some very interesting things about Tim Allen.
Ep. 35 - One Tree Hill Season 2
November 18, 2020 17:48 - 1 hour - 86 MBThe hoes are back and discussing One Tree Hill Season 2! Listen as Morgan obsesses over The Wreckers cameo, Sierra not being able to get over Lucas wearing nasty flip flops, and so much more!
Halloweentown II Kalabar's Revenge
October 28, 2020 18:12 - 54 minutes - 75.3 MBTo finish out the Halloween season, the hoes watched Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge! Yes, this movie had lots of plot holes, but it did unlock a scary memory from the hoes' childhoods. P.S. The hoes are taking two weeks off, but will be back November 18th with season two of One Tree Hill.
Ep. 33 - Phantom of the Megaplex
October 21, 2020 17:58 - 54 minutes - 75 MBThe hoes are back with another classic Disney Channel Halloween movie! While this movie may have scared them when they were kids, the hoes are wiser now and can spot a shitty movie when they see it. Make sure to stick around until the end to hear the hoes laugh so hard they almost stopped breathing because of a review!
Ep. 32 - Mom's Got A Date With A Vampire
October 14, 2020 19:37 - 1 hour - 105 MBThe hoes continue on their Halloween movie journey with Mom's Got A Date With A Vampire. This was the first time the hoes watched the movie separately, and boy was it chaotic because of it!
Ep. 31 - Twitches Too
October 07, 2020 17:53 - 51 minutes - 70.8 MBIt's October, so you best believe the hoes are watching all things related to Halloween! Listen as they discuss the sequel to Twitches, which somehow may be worse than the first movie. BUT, this movie did provide good discussion on guy liner and potential tv shows the hoes want to be created!
Ep. 30 - Pirates of the Caribbean
September 23, 2020 20:23 - 1 hour - 128 MBIf this episode sounds like a complete disaster, that's because it is. The hoes invited their friend Quinn to co-host with them which sounded like a great idea, but then they drank a collective 3.5 bottles of wine and things got a little sloppy. With that said, enjoy!!
Ep. 29- Get to Know the HOES
September 16, 2020 18:27 - 44 minutes - 60.7 MBThe hoes simply did not have the energy to make a regular episode this week. Instead, they decided to talk about how they thought their lives would be when they were kids vs what they are actually like. Listen as they make some weird confessions and laugh through their current pain.
Ep. 28- The Last Song
September 02, 2020 19:30 - 1 hour - 101 MBThe hoes have been feeling all types of emotions lately, so they thought it was the best time to watch a classic Nicholas Sparks movie! This episode you will get to hear topics ranging from the judgment of body modifications to how Miley Cyrus cutting her hair was a cultural reset.
Ep. 27 - Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets
August 18, 2020 16:41 - 1 hour - 125 MBThe hoes are back with more Harry Potter! Listen as they discuss intense whispering, logistics of the magical world, and (of course) Morgan's obsession with dark shit.
Ep. 26 - A Series of Unfortunate Events
August 05, 2020 19:19 - 1 hour - 104 MBThe hoes finally watched a movie they enjoyed both in their childhood and today! Listen as they discuss all things A Series of Unfortunate Events. Also, if you are tying to get into contact with the hoes and they don’t get back to you it is 100% because they are manifesting meeting Jude Law.
Ep. 25 - Bratz Movie
July 22, 2020 19:18 - 1 hour - 110 MBWhile the hoes swore they wouldn't do an episode on the Bratz movie for a while, they simply couldn't wait! This episode might be the most chaotic one yet, but if you want to hear conversations about shark tank, stereotypes, and slut shaming dolls then this is the episode for you.
Ep. 24 - Barbie: Princess and the Pauper
July 14, 2020 20:30 - 56 minutes - 77.3 MBThe hoes had a bit of a rough week, which was only made worse when their Instagram followers voted that they should watch a Barbie movie instead of the Bratz movie. That being said, it ended up being a good watch that involved Tik Tok content and conversation about representation.
Ep. 23 - The Golden Compass
July 01, 2020 19:46 - 1 hour - 108 MBBuckle up, because the hoes went on a journey in this episode! While they concluded that The Golden Compass stole 2 hours of their lives they will never get back, they did discover that Daniel Craig is an absolute daddy and the world needs more polar bear content. Bonus: If you want a fun drinking game, drink every time the hoes mention Sam Elliot
Ep. 22 - New Moon
June 23, 2020 19:40 - 1 hour - 102 MBWarning: If you do not want your childhood feelings and emotions about Twilight to be ruined, do not listen to this episode! While the hoes were devout team Edward girls growing up, in watching New Moon they have changed their tune; listen to see if you agree.
Ep. 21 - The Little Mermaid
June 16, 2020 17:11 - 1 hour - 107 MBThe hoes are back and picking up where they left off! They finally finish their Mermaid March series by talking about The Little Mermaid and find out that it is just about as problematic as it is iconic.
Ep. 20 - The 13th Year
March 24, 2020 17:33 - 49 minutes - 68.3 MBThis might be the hoes' favorite episode of Mermaid March yet! Did the logistics of this movie make complete sense? Absolutely not, but they loved the merman focus and the story progression nonetheless.
Ep. 19 - Aquamarine
March 18, 2020 03:59 - 53 minutes - 74.3 MBListen as the hoes discuss this classic 2006 movie full of friendship, blue hair, and mermaids of course!
Ep. 18- H2O
March 16, 2020 21:46 - 46 minutes - 63.5 MBThe hoes weren't able to put out a regular episode last week, but they are back and ready to continue with their Mermaid March! Listen as they react to the iconic Australian mermaid show that is H2O.
Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 16
March 12, 2020 18:53 - 48 minutes - 66.2 MBRiverdale finally wrapped up this whole Stonewall Prep/Baxter Brothers storyline and the hoes couldn't be happier! Listen as they go through the complicated story of who tried to kill Jughead and why.
Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 15
March 05, 2020 21:22 - 54 minutes - 75.5 MBThe Riverdale episode this week was wild, and the hoes are ready to talk about it! Is Jughead really dead? Are Betty and Archie going to hook up? Is the show's writing highly questionable? Listen to find all this out and more!
Ep. 17 - The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
March 03, 2020 20:57 - 51 minutes - 71.6 MBThe hoes decided to do what they are calling "Mermaid March" and start it off with a movie that doesn't have a single mermaid in it... but there is a shark! Listen as they discuss this truly awful movie that somehow George Lopez signed on for.
Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 14
February 27, 2020 19:36 - 43 minutes - 60.5 MBThe hoes really aren't buying this whole Jughead is dead thing. Nonetheless, they are excited to talk about this week's episode of Riverdale!
Ep. 16 - Twilight
February 25, 2020 22:57 - 1 hour - 109 MBYou've got angsty teens, vampires, hot guys, and danger. What more could a young girl in the late 2000s need? In this episode Sierra and Morgan discuss the iconic movie that is Twilight and also give a PSA about going to your local public library and reading more books - the hoes have range you guys.
Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 13
February 14, 2020 00:28 - 53 minutes - 74.3 MBWhat do rum businesses and Riff Raff have to do with each other? Absolutely nothing, but the hoes found some way to talk about them all in this weeks Riverdale Rundown!
Ep. 15 - The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
February 11, 2020 06:22 - 46 minutes - 64.4 MBListen as the hoes discuss their favorite childhood twins and their wacky hotel shenanigans! Also, make sure you follow them on Instagram and twitter @hoestalkinshows for all updates.
Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 12
February 06, 2020 06:37 - 1 hour - 94.8 MBThe hoes are a combination of being sick and exhausted. So in this Riverdale Rundown you will obviously get a play by play of the most recent Riverdale episode, but also some tangents about hating chess and adults not checking in at the front desk of schools.
Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 11
January 30, 2020 06:28 - 1 hour - 87.4 MBThe hoes aren't lying when they say this was the most ridiculous episode of Riverdale this season has had! There were sledgehammers. There was tickle porn. There were 17 year olds making rum. Need they say more?
Ep. 14 - Ice Princess
January 28, 2020 03:46 - 1 hour - 89.5 MBDid you watch Ice Princess growing up? Did you think it was a masterpiece? Did you think the main character was super cool and talented? Well so did the hoes; but they are here to tell you that this movie is actually a cringe fest full of annoying characters, common sense physics, and a zamboni. On the plus side, the soundtrack is a total banger.
Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 10
January 23, 2020 06:34 - 1 hour - 87.4 MBRiverdale is back and so are the hoes! Listen as they go through the latest episode of Riverdale and continue to question every part of this insane show.
Ep. 13 - The Chronicles of Narnia The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
January 21, 2020 05:55 - 1 hour - 88.7 MBThings to take away from this episode: give the hoes a few white claws and they'll think anything is funny, they have no idea what turkish delight is but have never craved it more, and they are suckers for a good crown.
Ep. 12 - One Tree Hill Season 1
January 14, 2020 03:03 - 1 hour - 122 MBThe hoes are back from their holiday break and hitting the ground running with season 1 of One Tree Hill. The pair discuss everything from the iconic music to the disgusting low rise jeans, and had the best time doing it!
Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 09
December 12, 2019 06:48 - 1 hour - 113 MBThe hoes were feelin' some type of way when they were recording this, cause this episode is equal parts Riverdale content and random stories - which honestly made for some pretty hilarious moments tbh.
Ep. 10 - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
December 10, 2019 06:11 - 1 hour - 126 MBYes, the hoes know this is a long episode, but its Harry Potter so can you blame them? Listen as Morgan and Sierra get the most nostalgic they've gotten, while also finding time to roast each other and bring up random stories.
Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 08
December 05, 2019 17:00 - 56 minutes - 77.2 MBNot only are the hoes back and better than ever, but so is Riverdale! If anyone needs any reason to watch this show point them to this episode, because it was full of all the ridiculousness the hoes have come to love.
Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 07
November 21, 2019 19:28 - 1 hour - 90.2 MBThis episode of Riverdale was not the hoes' favorite and had them longing for the OG Riverdale where four high schoolers were working together to solve murder cases.
Ep. 09 - Kim Possible
November 19, 2019 19:14 - 1 hour - 87.2 MBNo one: The hoes: "... IF THERE'S DANGER OR TROUBLE I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE YOU KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL KIM POSSIBLE *beep beep beep beep* SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?" Damn, that shit slaps.
Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 06
November 14, 2019 18:47 - 1 hour - 107 MBThis episode of Riverdale was especially ridiculous, which means Sierra and Morgan loved it! Listen as they react to Cheryl's weird story line, kids who do illegal activity for pizza, and Betty not knowing how to conduct a lie detector test.
Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 05
November 07, 2019 20:27 - 1 hour - 83.2 MBThings we have learned from this episode of Riverdale: 1. Logic doesn't matter in Riverdale, only "serial killer genes" do, and 2. Dying is a better option than going to juvenile detention.
Ep. 08 - Holes
November 05, 2019 18:26 - 1 hour - 99.8 MBThe two hoes brought in a bro as a guest star, and let's just say things got chaotic. Nevertheless, all three agreed that this is one of the best movies of our childhood.
Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 04
October 31, 2019 19:22 - 1 hour - 89.1 MBIf you thought Riverdale would kill it in the Halloween episode department you thought wrong. This episode was not the best tbh, but don't worry there was still much to shit on.
Ep. 07 - Hocus Pocus
October 29, 2019 16:36 - 55 minutes - 76.6 MBTo end the Halloween season, Sierra and Morgan watch Hocus Pocus and decide that it is hands down the most iconic Halloween movie of all time.
Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 03
October 24, 2019 18:29 - 1 hour - 91.9 MBIn this week's Riverdale Rundown you will hear Sierra obsess over Chad Michaell Murray, Morgan not pick up on the lingo used in illegal activity, and both of them question the population of the town this stupid show is based in.
Ep. 06 - Disney Halloween Specials
October 23, 2019 18:55 - 59 minutes - 81.6 MBThis week Sierra and Morgan realize they love a good plot twist by watching the iconic Halloween episodes from Hannah Montana, That's So Raven, and The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 02
October 17, 2019 20:19 - 53 minutes - 74.4 MBSierra and Morgan are back for another Riverdale Rundown! Listen as they question who made this show, what the show is even about, and why they even watch.
Ep. 05 - Halloweentown
October 15, 2019 18:50 - 52 minutes - 71.7 MBJoin Sierra and Morgan as they rewatch Halloweentown and basically gush over Debbie Reynolds the whole time.
Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 01
October 11, 2019 17:13 - 34 minutes - 47.6 MBMorgan and Sierra love their childhood shows as much as the next, but they couldn't stay away from one of the cringiest teen shows of today. Join them as they talk about this week's episode of Riverdale!
Ep. 04 - Twitches
October 08, 2019 14:30 - 54 minutes - 74.9 MBJoin Sierra and Morgan this week as they realize Twitches is actually fairly cringy, although still iconic.