Guild of Calamitous Podcasts: An Unofficial Venture Bros. Podcast
91 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 months ago -An episode by episode rewatch of the [adult swim] cult hit The Venture Bros. hosted by level three (at best) villains, Garden and Rilo. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
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Episodes
Love Letters And Throat Meat
August 11, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 148 MBRilo and Garden, fresh off of the new Venture Movie, sit down and share their experience watching it for the first time. Our hearts are radiant with the blood of the baboon! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Like Looking In A Mirror
January 24, 2022 02:02 - 40 minutes - 37.4 MBRilo and Garden talk a lot about the actor Misha Collins and the act of eating butt. Like literally eating peoples butts. And also look at the abrupt end to season six. I guess “Red Means Stop”. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Is That Christopher Lambert?
January 11, 2022 02:03 - 42 minutes - 39.1 MBRilo and Garden discuss Goodfellas, how to fit in at parties and their love of Enzo. You're invited to "A Party for Tarzan". --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
New Years 2022: The Pilot
January 01, 2022 03:20 - 36 minutes - 34.1 MBRing in the New Year with your pals Rilo and Garden as they watch and commentate on The Terrible Secret of Turtle Bay, other wise known as the series pilot. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
You’re the Boss, Applesauce
December 20, 2021 12:50 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MBGarden and Rilo dunk on Andy Warhol, discuss Ninja Cafés and disgusting canals in Brooklyn. Seems like “It Happening One Night”. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Guild Customer Service
December 12, 2021 18:43 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MBIn an episode recorded at the beginning of November, Rilo and Garden discuss the aftermath of taking God Gas. “Tanks for Nuthin’” production hell. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Needs More Grenadine: Music with Chandra Free
November 21, 2021 20:38 - 1 hour - 77.9 MBOn this episode of Needs More Grenadine, Chandra Free is back to give us a review of the Pageant Girls concert on November 12th among various other things. Cover Photo by @spookychan --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
So Wise, Manolo.
November 11, 2021 12:52 - 45 minutes - 41.6 MBRilo and Garden talk mouse religions, antiheroes, and how much they love Manolo as they look at “Rapacity In Blue”! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Our First Miracle
October 31, 2021 23:10 - 43 minutes - 40 MBRilo and Garden get spooky talking spooky Harpoon Tasers, terrifying robot water and creepy smooth talkers. It’s Halloween, time to begin “Faking Miracles”! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Getting Off Tranquilizer Darts
October 25, 2021 23:14 - 31 minutes - 51.2 MBRilo and Garden discuss post-punk music, Trainspotting, addiction and getting Conjectural Technologies to New York. This time "Maybe No Go". Also check out Doc Hammer's new band Pageant Girls! Their new single "Complainer" is streaming now! Checkout the music video below! https://youtu.be/Zd9H_9BXsYA --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Rusty’s Back
October 10, 2021 20:20 - 56 minutes - 52.7 MBThe Guild makes its triumphant return as Rilo and Garden discuss horrible villain names, being in elevators with the devil, massive spending sprees and superheroes that are pretty much the Avengers, all while looking at the season six opener “Hostile Makeover”. Welcome to New York! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
All This and a Big Special
September 19, 2021 22:20 - 58 minutes - 54 MBRilo and Garden are LIVE! and in person with long time friend of the show, Chandra Free. They, along with a couple of friends, talk big changes while discussing the massive space special “All This and Gargantua-2”! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Of Jackets and Gravy
August 11, 2021 21:13 - 25 minutes - 23.3 MBIn a special bite sized Guild episode, Garden and Rilo clean house after being away for a couple months. Announcements, Dragon Con plans and an in depth discussion about Jackets lay beyond this point. ‘Tis a Shallow Grave-y. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Needs More Grenadine: An Afternoon with James Urbaniak
July 15, 2021 20:43 - 1 hour - 105 MBIn a very special episode of Needs More Grenadine, Rilo and Chan, sit down and gab away with none other than Dr. Venture himself, Mr. James Urbaniak! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Hench Has Killed Hench
June 28, 2021 00:25 - 37 minutes - 35.1 MBRilo and Garden finish off season five with a wallop as they discuss The Monarch’s nifty nifty little listy, Colonel Gentleman’s fascination with cat puppets vs. live action cats, and eulogize the first member of Original Team Venture to die. Pour one out for those we lost in “The Devil’s Grip”. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
A Regular Cybore
June 23, 2021 22:58 - 49 minutes - 45.4 MBGarden and Rilo talk funeral wishes, robots needing love, various forms of torture and people no longer being shadowy silhouettes on massive CRT monitors. Something, something, “Bot Seeks Bot”. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Enrico Matassa
June 13, 2021 00:39 - 56 minutes - 52.6 MBRilo and Garden discuss burner phones, interactive toys and red flags that just keep getting redder. Are you one of “Momma’s Boys”? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Molostro?
June 09, 2021 23:20 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MBRilo and Garden discuss shipping, Rilo’s deep love for ShoreLeave and how incredibly unsettling the Premos are. Have I told you lately that “OSI Love You”? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
SPANAKOPITA!
June 05, 2021 22:19 - 44 minutes - 40.8 MBIn this very special episode, Garden and Rilo eat, drink, sleep and breathe that spanakopita life because “SPANAKOPITA”! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Beaver Inspectors
June 03, 2021 22:44 - 40 minutes - 37.3 MBRilo and Garden discuss old animation, exploring your identity and the science behind paper beavers. Watch out! “SPHINX Rising”! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Needs More Grenadine: Movie News with Chandra Free
May 29, 2021 23:11 - 1 hour - 88 MBRilo sits down with his very good friend, and AstroBase Cadet, Chandra Free to discuss her successful kickstarter for her graphic novel, The God Machine, old SNL sketches, ranking of Venture Bros. episodes, the place of politics in the Venture universe and, oh yeah, THE BIG MOVIE NEWS. After the emotional rollercoaster we've been on the last 8 months, we NEED MORE GRENADINE! Cover art provided by Chandra Free Please check out her work at spookychan.com and follow her on the social medias @s...
What About the Bat?
May 26, 2021 23:10 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBGarden and Rilo discuss Marxist mutants, murphy beds, coffee intolerance and receiving cold calls from politicians. ¡Viva La “Venture Libre”! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Needs More Grenadine: Life Advice with Paul Boocock
May 23, 2021 19:46 - 46 minutes - 71.2 MBRilo recently got to sit down once again with Mr. Paul Boocock to discuss careers, deep life advice, and insane theories about cryogenically frozen heads. Listen to it now on this episode of Needs More Grenadine. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
The Lee-Hun-Took
May 19, 2021 22:43 - 40 minutes - 37.2 MBRilo and Garden discuss eating pennies, SciFi original movies and the delicious delicacy of student green as they finish off their discussion on “What Color is Your Cleansuit?” --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Halloween in May
May 16, 2021 00:06 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBGarden and Rilo take a stroll down memory lane as they discuss stories of Halloweens past and the joy of Halloweens to come all under the guise of discussing “A Very Venture Halloween”! We’re giving you Halloween in May! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
The Palaemon Project
May 12, 2021 22:59 - 45 minutes - 42.5 MBIn a departure from usual episode format, our hard working heroes have split the big double length season 5 opener into two parts in order to work with continuity! Enter and discover “What Color Is Your Cleansuit?” --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Like A Friend
April 14, 2021 23:21 - 1 hour - 83.1 MBRilo and Garden do a victory lap on the fourth season of Venture and discuss bodega sodas, how shitty proms are just universally and what exactly a Rusty Venture is. Recorded LIVE in front of an eager public on Twitch, we're going full "Operation: P.R.O.M"! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Robo Bo
March 28, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 60.2 MBRilo and Garden talk college degrees, robots and vampires. Speaking of Vampires, have we introduced you to “The Silent Partners”? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Villains Of Euphoria | The Intro: Who Are You?
March 24, 2021 21:47 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBOn this introductory episode of Villains Of Euphoria, Garden (26) sits down with her father (59) for a nice heart to heart about what it was like seeing Venture Bros on television for the first time, writing compelling stories, how animated television has changed since he was a child, and the animation of his childrens' youth. While drinking quite a bit of wine. Intro/Outro Music: Villain Of Euphoria performed by The Faqua Brothers, circa 1978 Villains of Euphoria, presented by The Guild Of...
Liviathan Draws Near
March 21, 2021 00:28 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBRilo and Garden discuss the inner workings of their minds, how sad Rusty’s whole life has been and secret super powers. I think we all need therapy now after “Assisted Suicide”. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
I’m Rusty!
March 18, 2021 03:46 - 1 hour - 61 MBGarden and Rilo discuss big city dreams, musical theatre and unfortunate superhero anatomy. Also Rilo goes on a long rant about how dumb ‘Starlight Express’ is just in principle, let alone execution. In New York, it’s “Bright Lights, Dean City”. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Ain’t Too Keen On Dicks
March 14, 2021 00:48 - 1 hour - 63.9 MBRilo and Garden discuss the world of Noir films, slow speed chases and how some questions are better left unanswered. In these parts, if you need something done, “Everybody Comes to Hank’s”. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
And A Very Nice Card
March 11, 2021 01:15 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBGarden and Rilo discuss Greek Gods, gross strip clubs, voice modifying masks and the deliciousness of juice boxes. “Any Which Way But Zeus”, “Every Which Way But Zeus”...it’s one those. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Vatican Karate Gorilla Blood
March 07, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 68.3 MBGarden and Rilo talk about about bad guidance counselors, the bullshit that is the college admissions process and the bittersweetness of growing up. There’s a bit too much “Pomp & Circuitry” surrounding the whole thing, in our opinion. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Needs More Grenadine: Murderachis in Texas
March 03, 2021 22:02 - 33 minutes - 31.1 MBWhat do Mariachi Bands, the Texas winter storm and Venture Bros. have in common? Actually, more than you’d expect. Rilo spoke with Bryan Hlavinka, the Venturoo behind the plan to send mariachis to a blundering senator’s house about what it’s like to go viral, how he came up with his genius plan and, of course, the Venture Bros. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Everything’s All Wednesday
February 28, 2021 00:58 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBRilo and Garden dive head first into the second half of season four, talking about pressing issues such as gum eating, folks who love their vehicles a little too much and the trope of shrinking down to go travel inside of someone’s body! We’re about to witness a battle for the ages, “The Diving Bell vs. The Butter-Glider”! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
The Sphinx Has Spoken
February 25, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 62 MBAfter a brief break, Garden and Rilo are back to finish off the front half of season four whilst discussing large corporate lawyers, possible ghosts and celebrity perfumes. Go put on a nice suit, perhaps one with “Pinstripes & Poltergeists”! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
You Are The Pan
February 14, 2021 01:00 - 45 minutes - 42.3 MBGarden and Rilo chat about the art of seduction, genetic sewers and illegal at home brain surgery. It’s time we all learn who is “The Better Man”. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
After I Put Herpe In There
February 11, 2021 00:59 - 54 minutes - 50.8 MBGarden and Rilo get raw as they discuss therapy, broken brains and finally address the elephant in the room. We need to talk about “Self-Medication”. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
I Wanna Go Back In My Bag
February 07, 2021 01:00 - 56 minutes - 52.4 MBGarden and Rilo dish about illegal surgeries, famous musicians and coffee mugs. The “Revenge Society” is officially in business. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
A Car Intentional
February 04, 2021 01:00 - 50 minutes - 46.5 MBGarden and Rilo talk cryptids, the grieving process and nasty allergic reactions. This episode took FOREVER to actually record, I can’t come up with something witty using the name, it’s “Return to Malice”. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
He’s In A Floyd Hole
January 31, 2021 02:37 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBGarden and Rilo talk cults, progressive rock and the problem with cloning your children multiple times! ’Tis a consummation devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep. To sleep – “Perchance to Dean” --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Where Do You Want It
January 28, 2021 01:00 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MBGarden and Rilo talk about mechapilars controlled by achondroplastic dwarves playing recorders, bad sunburns and news! That sure is a “Handsome Ransom”! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Everybody Wants The Robot Heart
January 24, 2021 01:00 - 57 minutes - 53 MBGarden and Rilo return after a month long hiatus and discuss broadcast mishaps, robot hearts and Marvel Comics #1. It’s 2009 now folks, and season four starts now with “Blood of the Father, Heart of Steel”! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
A Very Venture Christmas Spectacular
December 21, 2020 21:27 - 1 hour - 128 MBGarden and Rilo discuss the ghosts (and presents) of Christmas past, get progressively more inebriated, and talk about the fabled Holiday Havoc songs as they time travel to the year 2004 to partake in “A Very Venture Christmas” --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Needs More Grenadine: Paul Boocock
December 12, 2020 14:13 - 39 minutes - 36.6 MBRilo has the honor and privilege to sit down and chat about the origins of Venture Bros. and the cultural impact of the show, among other burning questions from the hivemind of the fandom, with the voice of Jonas Venture Sr. himself, Paul Boocock. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Needs More Grenadine: Talking Venture with Paul Boocock
December 12, 2020 14:13 - 38 minutes - 60.8 MBRilo has the honor and privilege to sit down and chat about the origins of Venture Bros. and the cultural impact of the show, among other burning questions from the hivemind of the fandom, with the voice of Jonas Venture Sr. himself, Paul Boocock. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Why Did You Buckle Up?!
December 06, 2020 00:03 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBRilo and Garden discuss chemistry mishaps, a gross of meat boys and say goodbye to 2020 (and a dearly beloved character) with the last proper Guild episode of this year and this season! It’s “The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (Part II)”! BOOM YUMMY! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Boom Yummy!
December 04, 2020 01:00 - 58 minutes - 54.4 MBRilo and Garden discuss Gary Busey, positive LGBTQ+ representation in the Ventureverse and the problem of cosplaying women with deep v neck lines. I’ve heard it said “The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (Part One)” --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support
Orders Regarding Bodyguard
November 28, 2020 23:55 - 53 minutes - 49.6 MBRilo and Garden talk conspiracy theories, trading card games and both the houses that coke built. It’s always been there, Operation Rusty’s Blanket, “ORB”. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support