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Guided By A New Podcast

48 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 9 ratings

Revisiting the anime, episode by episode, and screaming at you about it. New episodes every Friday!

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037: Pretty Princess School Is In! We Need A Clumsy Bitch Who’s Good At Frisbee

November 20, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 96.5 MB

Jet Wolf is having a great time, but uh oh! Holligay’s off imagining Michiru’s in Classic again! You’ll never believe how pivotal the Danes are to this latest Dark Kingdom plot. In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

036: Minako Finally Gets An Episode? Could’ve Fooled Us

October 25, 2020 19:25 - 1 hour - 96.4 MB

It’s Minako’s first chance to really shine! Good thing there’s no way the show would pass up an opportunity like that. Where would each Senshi hide the ginzuishou? And what does the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade have to do with any of this? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what … Continue reading 036: Minako Finally Gets An Episode? Could’ve Fooled Us →

035: Usagi Is The Princess?! Nobody Ever Watches End Credits

October 16, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 110 MB

Sailor Moon turns out to be the Moon Princess, in a stunning plot twist nobody saw coming! The gay husbands are exceptionally gay indeed. Rei finally loses her shit, and not coincidentally, so does Jet Wolf. In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

034: Maybe It’s Not A Trap This Time? Mamoru Is Not Very Smart

October 09, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 102 MB

This episode is packed full of plot and Mamoru’s entirely preventable bleeding! Usagi somehow doesn’t swear off elevators forever after this. And is that Haruka and Michiru lurking in the shadows? No, but when has that ever stopped Holligay? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at … Continue reading 034: Maybe It’s Not A Trap This Time? Mamoru Is Not Very Smart →

033: Is It A Trap? Probably!

October 05, 2020 21:21 - 1 hour - 100 MB

**File fixed!** Zoisite and Kunzite hatch a plan and make us sad we never got more time with them. Minako waits in the wings to tell everyone they’re incredibly bad at this! But the big question remains: why stop at stabbing Mamoru just once? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy … Continue reading 033: Is It A Trap? Probably! →

032: Naru’s Repeated Trauma! Zoisite is Why This Arc Exists

September 25, 2020 22:25 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Tuxedo Umino is on the scene, and we’re not really sure why! Zoisite and Kunzite raise so many questions about Dark Kingdom real estate. Hey, Usagi, can you stop pushing the heterosexual patriarchy for two seconds? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

Special #4: Old Fucks

September 18, 2020 17:40 - 1 hour - 109 MB

In today’s very special special episode of specialness, Jet Wolf sits down with her Hubby to reflect on fandom a million years ago! Questions are answered in way too many words! Was T-Rex a Sailor Mars fan too? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi! … Continue reading Special #4: Old Fucks →

031: Rhett Butler! Rhett Butler Rhett Butler Rhett Butler

September 04, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 85 MB

It’s an episode so special, we had to bring in a guest! What does Doc’s wife Jill have to contribute? A hell of a lot, as it turns out. You’ll learn more about some topics than you ever, EVER wanted, it’s a Guided By A New Podcast guarantee. In the name of the moon, we’ll … Continue reading 031: Rhett Butler! Rhett Butler Rhett Butler Rhett Butler →

030: A Grand Daifuku Plan! Rei Episodes Are The Best Episodes

August 28, 2020 03:42 - 1 hour - 110 MB

Rei and Usagi grow closer in a very complicated series of actions and reactions! Jet Wolf is going to tell you all about it in excruciating detail! Holligay is also here, whether she wants to be or not. In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

029: This Fucking Sucks! You Will Miss The Art Episode

August 21, 2020 08:00 - 55 minutes - 76.9 MB

With today’s episode, Holligay draws some bold lines on her life’s experiences! So does Motoki, coming down hard on the “dating middle schoolers” issue. The real question is, will Mako and Usagi escape with their dignity intact? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

028: Some Kind of Art Bullshit! Usagi and Mamoru Sure Are Here

August 14, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 86.3 MB

The Moon Kingdom stuff reaches all new improbable heights. Did you know corrective eyewear is the only barrier between you and life fulfillment? Today’s podcast also features special critical guest, Michiru Kaioh! In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

027: Ami-chan’s Stalker! The Future is Ryo the Creepy Boy

August 07, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 107 MB

In a rare twist, we try to deal with emotional fallout, but do a really bad job! The struggle for leadership is real and available in stores near you. Will anyone give Naru’s mother the intervention she needs? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

026: Snip Those Dangling Threads! Boxy Has A Lovely Punch

July 31, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 110 MB

In a rare twist, we try to deal with emotional fallout, but do a really bad job! The struggle for leadership is real and available in stores near you. Will anyone give Naru’s mother the intervention she needs? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

025: Keep That Plotline Moving! Enter The Mako

July 24, 2020 17:06 - 1 hour - 97.1 MB

Watching Mako chase after that guy is kind of cringy, but we love her all the same. Does a new storyline mean Jet will finally let the black crystal thing die? Against all odds, Doc finds a way to bring the lesbians into this! In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy … Continue reading 025: Keep That Plotline Moving! Enter The Mako →

Outtakes #1: All The Stuff Not Fit To Print!

July 20, 2020 14:41 - 1 hour - 92.1 MB

We needed a week off to properly gear up for MAKOTO, but don’t want to leave you empty-handed. So please enjoy this Outtakes Special, packed with shit that, for whatever reason, didn’t make it into the final episode release. Covering Episodes 1-12, come listen to banter and tangents and a huge ass segment on Overwatch characters … Continue reading Outtakes #1: All The Stuff Not Fit To Print! →

024: Get Away From That Minor! Nephrite Bleeds Out Under A Tree

July 10, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 82.7 MB

The arc comes to a close, but the trauma lingers! With the scope of the whole story we sure do have a lot of thoughts. And how might everything have been different if Naru were the princess? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

023: Thievery and Broken Hearts! Naru Needs an Intervention

July 03, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 83.2 MB

This Nephrite situation is escalating, and we fiercely debate Usagi’s friendship-based choices. Couldn’t we just send Rei in to take care of this in three seconds? Meanwhile, this week’s question sends Jet Wolf spiraling into despair! In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

022: Keep Away From That Balcony! Usagi and Naru’s Horrible Dates

June 26, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 84.7 MB

It’s a princess extravaganza! Much like animation, jewels are only worth looking at when they’re in Japan. There’s so much dokidoki bullshit, you can barely see the sexual assault! In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you!

021: The One With The Lesbians! We Hate When Our Gay Moms Fight

June 19, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 85.1 MB

Friendship is the anime that ruins children’s dreams! Ami finally makes a stand, and it’s against speeding! So much could have been solved by a return trip to Blicks. In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

020: Summer, Youth, Rei’s Cheap, and Ghosts!

June 12, 2020 16:17 - 1 hour - 91.7 MB

The girls go off for training camp, but it’s mostly Usagi crying. Michiru opts out of the entire thing, and Rei loses her planning privileges. Let the anime do more free form! In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

Special #3: Another Magical Girl? The Genre Awakens

June 05, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 106 MB

Jet Wolf and Doc Holligay explore their other magical girl experiences! Will they ever agree on Madoka? How about that Precure? And what does America have to add? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

019: Naru You Stop That! Elevators Bring Untold Delights

May 29, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Nephrite has all the kids buzzing, but makes poor business decisions! Doc is bringing a folding chair and a pack of Coors. What’s with all the fanny packs and protesting, anyway? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

018: Jet’s Definitely Not Scared! Bride of Chucky

May 22, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 92.5 MB

Shingo’s fragile masculinity leads to porcelain based tragedy! Even the doll in Jet’s garage is bad! The dub fixes a faux pas, and Rei and Michiru have an out of body experience. In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

017: Smile, art is an explosion! It’s reportedly what’s on the inside that counts

May 15, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 107 MB

Rei’s in this episode for about two minutes, but that won’t stop Jetty! Usagi wants to be a model, but is waylaid by improbable Dark Kingdom moths and a sassy Shingo. Mamoru is actually appealing, shocking both the gay and the straight! Will Usagi survive baby’s first death of all her Senshi? Does the moral … Continue reading 017: Smile, art is an explosion! It’s reportedly what’s on the inside that counts →

016: Someone call David’s! Bridal Trouble in Little Tokyo

May 08, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 88.2 MB

There’s a monster on the loose, and it’s Juuban’s misappropriation of community funds! Also the pacing! Usagi never learns to stitch the great parts of this episode together, but at least Nephrite wraps himself in silk. In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!  

015: Holy Compulsory Heterosexuality Batman! No Wait, Wrong Show

May 01, 2020 15:17 - 1 hour - 91.3 MB

Rei is either going on this date to annoy Usagi or mark off her checklist, but it sure isn’t for Mamoru’s sweet ass. But wait, when did the butterflies turn full of horrors? Also, Michiru would just buy the park and be done with it. In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! … Continue reading 015: Holy Compulsory Heterosexuality Batman! No Wait, Wrong Show →

014: Fore-teen! Wait what?

April 24, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 102 MB

We doubt that Usagi even knows the rules of tennis, but that’s not going to stop her! Wait, does Tuxedo Mask actually do something? We try to imagine Michiru as Haruka’s subject, but the score is love-love. In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

013: Who Needs to Transform! Jadeite Gets Hit By A Plane

April 17, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 89.1 MB

Jadeite’s on thin ice with Beryl! The Sailor Senshi walk into his cordially announced trap, but transforming is strictly second act business. What the fuck are Tuxedo Mask’s powers anyway? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

012: Cheat to Win! Nightmare in Cruiseland

April 10, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 86.8 MB

Rei won’t let ethics or the crushing weight of compulsory heterosexuality stop her! Usagi’s vast taste in women comes into full view, but oh no! It comes with a terrible taste in men. Is that a disco ball? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi! … Continue reading 012: Cheat to Win! Nightmare in Cruiseland →

011: Usagi versus Rei? Don’t Mind If We Do

April 03, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 104 MB

Rei’s been a Senshi for five seconds and she’s already had enough! Why bother fighting evil when there are carousels to ride? Kiddy trains and intense stares feature heavily. Also, Ami is there! In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

S02b: Into The Quarantine Pit! An Apocalypse Special, part 2

April 01, 2020 02:00 - 36 minutes - 51.4 MB

Trapped at home with the Sailor Senshi! Who do we decide to throw out to Corona virus? Is Ami’s sole contribution to everyone’s bunker staying out of the way? Jet believes in the power of the Funker! In the name of the moon…stay the fuck at home. Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

S02: Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! An Apocalypse Special, part 1

March 27, 2020 13:58 - 51 minutes - 71 MB

All this Corona and toilet paper shortages gave us a great idea! Villains never get their due, and it’s time we change all that. Would things really be so bad if the bad guys won? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

010: Fans and Flames! Jet Wolf Loses Her Mind

March 20, 2020 19:01 - 1 hour - 95.2 MB

When the buses take flight, it can only mean Rei Hino has arrived! Did all the plot run away in terror? Ami can open portals now? The real enemy today must be the writing! In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

009: Ami’s Single Solo Shot! Novelty Clocks Are The Greatest Fucking Things

March 13, 2020 14:06 - 1 hour - 76.6 MB

This is the only episode where it’s just Ami and Usagi, and we have thoughts about that! And did you know that comparing black cats is like committing a war crime? It’s true! In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

S01: Our First Special! Struggle For The Top

March 06, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 70.1 MB

It’s Senshi versus Senshi! What does “best” even really mean? And will Hotaru ever get her due? Probably not! In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

008: Who Knew We Needed Ami so Badly? Luna Has No Clue What She’s Doing

February 28, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 106 MB

Luna thinks Ami is a youma, but that’s fine! Apparently having high grades, make you good at everything? Usagi is ready to leverage that! In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

007: Japan’s Got Talent! This Was The Best We Could Do

February 23, 2020 02:05 - 1 hour - 80.2 MB

(second posting attempt, should be working this time!) Why bother utilizing that sentient talking cat for original tricks when recycled will do? Man, this episode is boring! Is it time for another Senshi yet? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

006: Hey, That’s Not Yours! The Lost Adventure Of Sailor V

February 14, 2020 15:50 - 1 hour - 87.3 MB

Can a jazz player be expected to know what jazz even is? But don’t worry, Usagi is amazing in today’s episode! Hey, wait, something’s really wrong here! In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!  

Is Nothing Sacred? Death Was Never So Cute

February 07, 2020 15:53 - 1 hour - 91.1 MB

Shingo buys a new friend! With a family like his, he sure could use one! Does Usagi get the same treatment in fandom? And what was Luna up to behind that wall? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi! .

005: Is Nothing Sacred? Death Was Never So Cute

February 07, 2020 15:53 - 1 hour - 91.1 MB

Shingo buys a new friend! With a family like his, he sure could use one! Does Usagi get the same treatment in fandom? And what was Luna up to behind that wall? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi! .

Run, Fatty, Run! God, We Hate This Episode

January 31, 2020 08:05 - 1 hour - 89.8 MB

It’s this fucking one again! Can anyone truly say this is an episode they like? Let’s see how much yelling we can do about it! In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

004: Run, Fatty, Run! God, We Hate This Episode

January 31, 2020 08:05 - 1 hour - 89.8 MB

It’s this fucking one again! Can anyone truly say this is an episode they like? Let’s see how much yelling we can do about it! In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you! Enjoy what we do? Tip us at Ko-Fi!

Jadeite Plays the Long Game! Japanese Teenagers Apparently Listen to Radio

January 24, 2020 16:02 - 1 hour - 74.5 MB

Jadeite’s hip to all the teens! But is Usagi more obsessed with the idea of love than the reality? Buttered toast paves the way for real love! In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you!  

003: Jadeite Plays the Long Game! Japanese Teenagers Apparently Listen to Radio

January 24, 2020 16:02 - 1 hour - 74.5 MB

Jadeite’s hip to all the teens! But is Usagi more obsessed with the idea of love than the reality? Buttered toast paves the way for real love! In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you!  

002: Tarot cards are only for boys? The three piece suit of rage and delinquency!

January 17, 2020 14:37 - 54 minutes - 62.2 MB

Oh boy, Umino is acting like a real dick! Is this entire episode a commentary on masculinity, or are we making that up so we feel better about it? Turns out you can justify anything! In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you!

Tarot cards are only for boys? The three piece suit of rage and delinquency!

January 17, 2020 14:37 - 54 minutes - 62.2 MB

Oh boy, Umino is acting like a real dick! Is this entire episode a commentary on masculinity, or are we making that up so we feel better about it? Turns out you can justify anything! In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you!

001: Rough Around The Edges? Enter The Pilot Episode

January 08, 2020 16:38 - 1 hour - 70.5 MB

Oh wow, it’s a new podcast! A pilot makes room for all the things that come after it, the features, the allies, the enemies, and all the questions we’re going to have. We won’t lose!  In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you!

Rough Around The Edges? Enter The Pilot Episode

January 08, 2020 16:38 - 1 hour - 70.5 MB

Oh wow, it’s a new podcast! A pilot makes room for all the things that come after it, the features, the allies, the enemies, and all the questions we’re going to have. We won’t lose!  In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you!