Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation
194 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 19 hours ago - ★★★★★ - 43 ratingsCameron has never watched Star Trek: The Next Generation. That's about to change with the help of his faithful and hilarious companions, Bobi; the passionate fan, and Rob; who hasn't seen it since childhood. Engage!
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Episodes
DS9 Minute - Invasive Procedures
April 18, 2024 11:00 - 11 minutes - 7.64 MBThe gang gets up into the guts of "Invasive Procedures!" Cameron keeps his marriage from falling apart, Rob doesn't drink the Kool-Aid, John tracks O'Brien's family tree, and Bobi wonders what to do with Quark. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
155 - Gambit pt 1 (Theater Nerds & Dripping Bottoms)
April 11, 2024 17:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBElle helps the gang hand out nicknames to the mercenary crew in "Gambit pt 1!" Troi wears a smock, Riker is always ready for bed, and Picard loses his loofah. Meanwhile, Cameron still can't pronounce Saavik, Rob recasts Batman, Bobi wants more cleavage, Elle has an existential crisis, and John stays up late! Engage! Follow Elle on Twitter Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
DS9 Minute - The Siege
April 04, 2024 13:00 - 11 minutes - 7.83 MBThe gang hunkers down to discuss DS9's "The Siege! Rob brings the fun facts, John gets Shakespearean, Bobi sees Julian sparkle, and Cam wants just one more part!! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
154 - Interface (Ramen Broth & Juicy Nacelles)
March 28, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 69.2 MBNewman from the Movies 4 Dayz podcast joins us to jack into and probe "Interface!" Crusher calls the kids in for dinner, Geordie talks too loud, and Riker welcomes a new member of the Dead Moms Club. Meanwhile Cameron's had a busy decade, Rob gets put in the book, Newman endangers his marriage, Bobi learns some musical theater, and Producer John gets in bathroom trouble. Engage! Follow Newman on Twitter Check out his podcast, Movies 4 Dayz Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
DS9 Minute - The Circle
March 21, 2024 11:00 - 12 minutes - 8.43 MBThe gang go round and round about how good "The Circle" is! John pinpoints Winn's specific type of evil, Bobi goes straight THERE, Rob thinks about Paul Rudd, and Cameron counts rats. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
153 - Liasons (Robert Stack & Space Buffets)
March 14, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 51.2 MBThe gang engages in some international diplomacy as Captain Idol joins them from across the pond to discuss "Liasons!" Troi gets a cavity, Picard goes unzipped, and Worf pulls a Roadhouse! Meanwhile Cameron threatens to quit Star Trek, Rob thinks chocolate tastes like vomit, Bobi knows what Klingons won't do, John squirts blood, and Captain Idol shops at the same place as Worf. All this plus a rousing game of Space Food! Engage! Listen to Captain Idol on Trek Time! Pick up some Green Shirt...
DS9 Minute - Homecoming
March 07, 2024 16:00 - 13 minutes - 9.12 MBThe gang return to the promenade with the season 2 premiere, "Homecoming!" We wonder how to use sex appeal, identify the DS9 Log Lady, and realize this episode is NOT a screwball comedy. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
152 - Descent pt 2 (Borg Pipes & Corona Life)
February 29, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 78.3 MBJulian Brown from Strange New Pod joins the gang to discuss "Descent pt 2!" Riker nearly gets spit on, Lore chews his toenail, and Crusher finds her beach. Meanwhile Cameron puts a pin in children, Rob names his Gerbil, Bobi attends the theater, Julian shops at IKEA, and John chooses Schneider. Engage! Listen to Julian on Strange New Pod Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
DS9 Minute - In the Hands of the Prophets
February 22, 2024 11:00 - 15 minutes - 10.6 MBThe gang gets schooled by the explosive season 1 finale, "In the Hands of the Prophets." Cameron starts going to church, Rob tracks the food, Bobi has some notes for Keiko, and John watches In the Line of Fire. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
DS9 Minute - Duet
February 15, 2024 11:00 - 10 minutes - 7.47 MBThe gang sing the praises of "Duet" as we discuss filing systems, disease names, work banter, and of course, Holocaust jokes. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
DS9 Minute - Dramatis Personae
February 08, 2024 11:00 - 12 minutes - 8.34 MBThe gang hit the stage to discuss "Dramatis Personae!" We discuss space meth, wonder how much scenery got chewed, and are thankful for Quark in a neck brace. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
DS9 Minute - The Forsaken
February 01, 2024 12:00 - 11 minutes - 8.2 MBThe gang don their ambassadorial attire to take a tour of "The Forsaken!" Cam gushes about L'Waxana, Rob can't get enough of Odo's pail, John relates with O'Brien's computer problems, and Bobi does some piggybacking. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
151 - Descent pt 1 (Feelings Wheels & Grumpy Borg)
January 25, 2024 12:00 - 1 hour - 52.8 MBWynde Priddy joins the gang to dive deep and mine our feelings on "Descent pt 1!" Picard flagellates, Troi says murder is okay, and Data gives a Borg boobies. Meanwhile Cameron acts like a teenage girl, Rob doesn't feel anger, Wynde stares blankly, and John likes it dark. Engage! Listen to Wynde's work on The Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
DS9 Minute - If Wishes Were Horses
January 18, 2024 12:00 - 13 minutes - 9.21 MBThe gang's imagination runs rampant as they discuss "If Wishes Were Horses!" We wonder about the longevity of Rumpelstiltskin, baseball body types, and real dark turns. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
150 - Timescape (Cat Rabies & Time Babies)
January 11, 2024 12:00 - 1 hour - 62.1 MBTed joins the gang as they race against the clock to discuss "Timescape!" Riker presents himself, Worf has a day off, and Data is a loud breather. Meanwhile Cam is not a physicist, Rob wakes up form a nap, Bobi reveals her reason for being on the podcast, and Ted wants to know if he's wearing clothes. Engage! See if Ted's in any upcoming shows at The Siren Theater! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
DS9 Minute - Progress
January 04, 2024 11:00 - 10 minutes - 7.5 MBThe gang moves forward talking about Star Trek: Deep Space Nine's "Progress!" They wonder what the exchange rate of latinum is, admire Klingon Sloth, and come up with a new band name. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
149 - Second Chances (Red Riker Yellow Riker)
December 28, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 67.7 MBThe gang are joined by Ashlyn and Rhianna from The Duras Sisters Podcst join us to take a good long look at ourselves while discussing "Second Chances." Riker doesn't text Picard, Troi is a prankster, and Worf folds. Meanwhile, Rob doesn't like pajamas, Cam gets rated, Bobi gets a tattoo, Ashlyn has seen it all, Rhianna risks her life, and John checks Riker's beard. Engage! Check out The Duras Sisters Podcast Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
DS9 Minute - The Storyteller
December 21, 2023 11:00 - 11 minutes - 8.01 MBThe gang sit criss-cross applesauce to listen to "The Storyteller." We discuss Bashir's awkwardness, Quark's charm, and Odo's bucket. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
148 - Rightful Heir (Space Jesus & Clone Puns)
December 14, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 52.3 MBThe gang fills their spiritual hole with "Rightful Heir!" They discuss their personal sacred texts, hand out Klingon merit badges, and discover Skeletor! Alexander skips school, Worf gets interrupted in the men's room, and Riker plays a flaming trombone. Meanwhile Rob gets in a shirt fight, Cam wasn't around 500 years ago, Bobi reveals who she's a clone of, and John gets kicked off the pod. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
DS9 Minute - Battle Lines
December 07, 2023 11:00 - 11 minutes - 7.93 MBThe gang takes shrooms with the Pope, break bad with Jonathan Banks, and ugly cry with Kira as they discuss "Battle Lines." Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
147 - Suspicions (Space Autopsies & Sun Puns)
November 30, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 74.5 MBMichelle from Crusher Convo joins us to get to the bottom of our last words as well s our browser histories in "Suspicions!" Beverly enacts an Eve 6 song, Picard plagiarizes himself, and Tasha rolls in her grave. Meanwhile, Rob is covered in wing sauce, Cam counts pomegranates, Bobi reveals her Bev impression, Michelle tracks the touching, and John points out the plot holes. Engage! Follow Michelle on Twitter and check her out on Crusher Convo!
DS9 Minute - Vortex
November 23, 2023 12:00 - 12 minutes - 8.8 MBThe gang wonder how much Odo weighs, wrestle with morality, and count the quarrelsome races in DS9's "Vortex." Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
146 - Frame of Mind (Bedhead & McArch Butts)
November 16, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBPaul joins us as we go mad for "Frame of Mind!" Deanna "Donald Ducks" it, Riker becomes Mr. Mistoffelees, and Picard starts a theater blog! Meanwhile Rob reveals his only skill, Cam forgets The Breakfast Club, Bobi speaks to God, John flashes back to his theater days, and Paul creates a spoon! Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Check out Paul on his Dr. Who podcast, Who Corner 2 Corner Both he ans his podcast can be found on Twitter.
DS9 Minute - The Nagus
November 09, 2023 11:00 - 12 minutes - 8.69 MBThe gang spends some inconceivable time with "The Nagus!" Cam celebrates the Rules of Acquisition, Bobi thinks about the implications of ear hair, John spots the D, and Rob recollects his time working with the grand Nagus himself! Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
145 - The Chase (Dead Ents & Surprise Rooms)
November 02, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 67.5 MBHB Telling joins the crew as they run down their favorite parts of "The Chase!" Riker has a Tinder date, Worf misuses his knob, and Beverly joins the Nerd Squad. Meanwhile Cam goes on a job hunt, Rob wants shirtless fighting, Bobi wants us to look at Riker's crotch, HB reveals his favorite musical group, and John doesn't have a boiiiing. Plus a thrilling game of Real Extinct Civilization or TNG Fake Extinct Civilization. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
DS9 Minute - Move Along Home
October 26, 2023 04:00 - 11 minutes - 8.14 MBThe gang work their way through the chaps of "Move Along Home!" Cameron practices giving "the talk," Bobi makes a lot of gems, Rob doesn't do Picard, and John plays game master. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
144 - Lessons (Diminished Ds & Bargain Bevs)
October 19, 2023 18:00 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBJessi from Crusher Convo and Marcy from Idle Ride join to make sweet music with the gang as they discuss "Lessons." Picard dates the cast of The Mummy, Troi hears The Naked Now, and Nella Darren cries blood. Meanwhile, Rob wants more paperwork in Trek, Cam does not have gutter brain, John makes a JAG reference, Bobi counts audience members, Jessi tells her mom not to listen, and Marcy has a hand double. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Visit Marcy on Twitter and check out her podcast...
DS9 Minute - The Passenger
October 12, 2023 05:00 - 14 minutes - 10.2 MBThe gang tries to figure out who's Voldemort in "The Passenger!" Cameron wants to visit the holosuits, Bobi learns a word, Rob has a 'ship, John thinks he's watching Strange New Worlds, and Jesse from Open Pike Night stops by to share his 13 seconds. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
143 - Starship Mine (Small Talks & Mournful Walks)
October 05, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 70.6 MBJesse Bailey joins us to define "small talk" as we discuss Die Hard on the Enterprise with "Starship Mine!" Troi becomes a shool counselor, Picard loses Worf's pet, and Data remembers he's an android. Meanwhile Rob counts butt grooves, Bobi is pro-AI, Cam gets confused about horses, John won't forget Morshower, and Jesse was not intimidated. All this plus a rousing game of "Small Hard!" Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Check out Jesse, along with Cameron and John, on Open Pike Night
DS9 Minute - Dax
September 28, 2023 05:00 - 10 minutes - 7.55 MBIt's a Trill trial as the crew wonder what Odo could have transformed into, marvel at Julian's combat skills, and count the Daxes! Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
142 - Birthright pt 2 (Stick Hoop & Tai Chi)
September 21, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 74.2 MBVeronica Osorio injects the show with the culture we didn't know we were missing as we discuss "Birthright pt 2!" Picard feels the shtag, Geordie gets erased, and Worf goes full Bacon! Meanwhile Rob finds alien dog tasty, John stops kissing a girl, Cameron commits death by cheese, and Veronica feels the holy spirit! Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Visit Veronica on Instagram or her website and be sure to check out Treks and the City!
DS9 Minute - Q-Less
July 27, 2023 05:00 - 10 minutes - 7.47 MBThe crew dig up some old friends from the past in "Q-Less!" We discuss gig-economy safety deposit boxes, violent captains, and nerdy seductions. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
141 - Birthright pt 1 (Space Shreks & Teenage Aquaducts)
July 20, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 68.5 MBAlice Wetterlund joins us in the space mall to discuss our daddy issues with "Birthright pt 1!" Worf fanboys out, Data starts a fad, and Crusher listens to Joe Rogen. Meanwhile Rob makes a pickle glow, Cam figures out what's wrong with society, Bobi coins bone marrow, Alice creates a singularity...and a t-shirt, and John's TV is haunted. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Visit Alice on Twitter and check out Treks and the City!
DS9 Minute - Captive Pursuit
July 14, 2023 00:00 - 11 minutes - 8.08 MBThe crew hunt down "Captive Pursuit" and tell it what they think of it! We cover familiar faces, problematic Ferengi, and one of John's favorite scenes ever from DS9! Dabo! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
140 - Tapestry (Jelly Stains & Sexual Tension)
July 06, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBIt's a wonderful pod as Ashley from Talking Trek Wars joins the gang to decide if we have any regrets after watching "Tapestry!" Picard spills meatballs on himself, Worf has a better life, and Q enjoys some Bok Choy. Meanwhile, John is controlled by magnets, Bobi researches Siracha, Ashley becomes a script doctor, and both Cameron and Rob share their big theories. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Check out Talking Trek Wars and Trek Nights at the Hollywood Theater
DS9 Minute - Babel
June 29, 2023 06:00 - 12 minutes - 8.52 MBThe crew can't stop talking about "Babel!" We discuss bar stew, Odo's squeaky wheel, and Sisko freeze frames! Jump inside our wormhole! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
139 - Face of the Enemy (Spy Craft & Yell Fest)
June 22, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBMarcy returns to face off against the gang in a tense battle of wills as they discuss "Face of the Enemy!" Troi gets Weekend and Berniesed, Data plays with a spider, and Geordie has a Romulan counterpart. Meanwhile John leaves a Yelp review, Rob spots a bear, Bobi knows simians, Marcy tries not to be mean, and Cameron makes one person laugh. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Visit Marcy on Twitter and check out her podcast, Idle Ride
DS9 Minute - A Man Alone
June 15, 2023 07:00 - 10 minutes - 7.49 MBThe crew comes together to discuss "A Man Alone!" We cover how to tell if an angry mob is good or bad, discuss how great Odo and Quark's relationship is, and hope to see more of Julian's blue balls! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
138 - Aquiel (Midwest Mamas & Boner Music)
June 08, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBJenn from My Streaming Bubble joins the gang to help solve the mystery of the missing co-hosts while watching "Aquiel!" Worf makes a sailboat, Beverly gets licked, and Geordie is not very Reading Rainbow-y. Meanwhile Cam breaks the 5 minute rule, John has notes for Worf, and Jenn shares the Midwest Greeting. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Visit Jenn on Twitter and check out her podcast, My Streaming Bubble!
DS9 Minute - Past Prologue
June 01, 2023 08:00 - 12 minutes - 8.86 MBThe gang introduces their new "minicast" where we'll discuss every episode of DS9 in 9 minutes flat. Tune in as we discuss sandboxes, Blues Traveler, and La-Z-Boys.
137 - Ship in a Bottlle (Fake Rikers & Frankenstein)
May 25, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 67.7 MBSteve from SineCera joins the gang to get Inceptioned as they try to figure out what's real in "Ship in a Bottle!" Geordie gets rag dolled, Worf points his phaser at Picard, and Troi is the constant. Meanwhile Bobi hosts Jeopardy, Steve gets hungry, Rob gaslights himself, John makes a statement, and Cam gets ready to dress like Leia. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Follow Steve on Twitter
Bonus Episode - DS9's Emissary (Space Malls & Natural Dabos)
May 11, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 82.1 MBJesse from Open Pike Night joins the gang as they take a detour through a wormhole to visit the DS9 pilot, "Emissary!" Jake out rocks Wesley, O'Brien rides O'Brien, and Picard shows Sisko how to earn a Cardassian's respect. Meanwhile Cameron has sects on the mind, Rob does not want to discuss leaving the shuttle, Bobi feels the power, John is a big Blues Traveler fan, and Jesse is almost a professional. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Listen to Jesse (as well as more Cam and John) o...
136 - Chain of Command pt 2 (Space Lights & Picard Nuggets)
April 27, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 69.4 MBPhillip K joins the gang as the see the light of "Chain of Command pt 2!" Picard goes commando, Data brown noses, and Riker scrambles into his PJs. Meanwhile Cam has some notes on torture, Bobi gets someone to do her zipper, Rob survives tourism, Phil won't jump in a pit of needles, and John can get you a toe. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Check out Phil on Quest Me
135 - Chain of Command pt 1 (Jellico Cats & Theater Kids)
April 13, 2023 18:00 - 1 hour - 75.6 MBThe crew isn't sure they can succeed at their covert mission to watch "Chain of Command pt 1," but Josh from The Bricked Pit joins in to ensure they "get it done!" Jellico judges a talent show, plays a fiddle, and ensures the buffet is stocked. Meanwhile Cam makes a Riker list, Bobi sings Jellico's theme song, Rob doesn't want to manage a Claires, Josh regrets his Halloween costume, and John is forever young. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Check out Josh on The Bricked Pit
134 - The Quality of Life (Tools Rush In)
March 30, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 62.3 MBAlexx joins the gang to help define what sentience is in "The Quality of Life!" Riker suggests an "exo-romp," Data goes full Cuckoo's Nest, and Geordie doesn't get aroused! Meanwhile John knows what you won't hear screaming in space, Rob becomes a grief counselor, Bobi speed dates the guest, Cam expects a Balrog, and Alexx has both his ears. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Find Alexx and the John and Alexx Hate Stuff pod here: Twitter Homepage Patreon And his Adventure Time podcast...
133 - A Fistful of Datas (Gooseberries & Bees Wax)
March 16, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBZo from Back Look Cinema joins us at high noon to discuss "A Fistful of Datas!" Geordie learns some French, Data becomes a thumb drive, and the Enterprise plays dress up! Meanwhile Cameron gets compared to Troi, Bobi takes the high ground, Rob discovers a pirate, Zo teaches us how to fight, and John wants headshots. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Visit Zo on Twitter and check out his podcast, Back Look Cinema
132 - Rascals (Decent Hijinks & Heavy Casualties)
March 02, 2023 18:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBAbby Sommer from the First Flight Podcast joins us as we try to act our age while discussing "Rascals!" Picard visits the gift shop, Guinen makes things weird, and Geordie orders take-out. Meanwhile Cameron agrees with the Ferengi, Rob creates his own canon, Bobi wakes up on the floor, Abby wants to talk about boots, and John takes us to Thunderdome. All this plus a new titillating segment!Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Visit Abby on Twitter and check out her Enterprise podcast, Fi...
131 - True Q (Deleted Puppies & Sleepy Gods)
February 16, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 71.6 MBThe gang tries not to argue in front of the guest as Michelle from Crusher Convo drops in to discuss "True Q!" Worf hides in his room, Beverly plans on some grand babies, and Geordie is ready to die. Meanwhile Cameron figures out Q's true form, Rob does a deep dive on Henry, Bobi discovers a new soul mate, John gets his first celebrity crush, and Michelle steals all of Cam's notes. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Hear more Crusher conversation from Michelle on Crusher Convo
130 - Schisms (IKEA Tables & Bad Poetry)
February 02, 2023 18:00 - 1 hour - 68.7 MBJohn C Meyers joins the gang to discuss android poetry, computer designed tables, and a lot of unhinged tangents with "Schisms!" Riker sings some Wham!, Worf asks for the Rachel, and Beverly gives Riker some cocaine. Meanwhile, Rob writes a book, Cam knows what his Christmas present is, John Meyers gets type cast, Bobi has some notes for Jigsaw, and John Bolds could write an ode to tools. All this plus a game of Sleep Disorders: Fact or Fiction. But that's not all! We'll also throw in the mo...
129 - Relics (Dyson Balls & Audio Books)
January 19, 2023 19:00 - 1 hour - 66.4 MBJosh Alder joins the gang to talk signal degradation, nostalgia, and corpse handling with "Relics!" Worf becomes a beast, Picard a nobleman, and Data the TOS computer. Meanwhile Cameron gets judged by Franklin, Bobi makes out with Scotty, Rob promotes his controversial Dyson Sphere theory, John "puts it in there," and Josh gets drunk on Ecto-Cooler. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch