Goop Yourself
368 episodes - English - Latest episode: 27 days ago - ★★★★★ - 100 ratingsBryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt love and hate Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle brand Goop.
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Episodes
The Preacher's Husband
March 29, 2024 19:40 - 1 hour - 94.3 MBSpring horoscopes, Goop sneakers, a life-changing bread, hydrating water-cream, Andrew Huberman, endoscopies and more! Plus, in this week’s Bon Appetit Receipt, a young pastor from Alabama whose husband has a terrible secret! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Give Me One Moment In Space
March 15, 2024 20:20 - 1 hour - 65.1 MBGwyneth launches her open eyed meditation app, Agnes has flight fright, and Bryan self-soothes with bland hippie food. Plus, how to break free from the stress cycle, cashew cream, turning tragedy into a skincare line, and $699 sauna blankets! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Cotty Chee
March 01, 2024 22:26 - 1 hour - 93.9 MBThis week we discuss Gwyneth's ongoing relationship with Saudi Arabia as reported by the New York Post, follow up on last week's mystery Receipt-er, dive into all the Kate Middleton conspiracy theories, and have a difficult but necessary conversation about food influencer M*lly B*z. Plus, Goop's big WWD award, the environmental and nutritional benefits of different types of milk, fancy shower heads, Emily Mariko's Green Chef deal, ageless locket designers and more! Hosted on Acast. See aca...
Seven Oranges
February 17, 2024 03:09 - 1 hour - 99.1 MBGwyneth spills her secrets to British Vogue, the New York Times investigates dark circles, Goop spends one (busy) day on the Upper West Side, and Dr. G*nt*r goes to bat for High Fructose Corn Syrup. Plus, Madame Web, sheet pan popcorn, the "classic shop" big lie, drugstore moisturizer and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ovo-Lacto Folx
January 27, 2024 01:04 - 1 hour - 89.9 MBGwyneth jets to Paris to watch the Armani couture show, Forbes calls all Americans nepo babies, Marianne flops in New Hampshire, a jet-setting TV producer writes The Receipt, and Goop releases its Valentine's gift guide. Plus, erotic temporal awareness, corn starch thickened mac and cheese, Oscar nom thoughts, Gwyneth's book recs and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Put A Katsu On It
January 13, 2024 00:18 - 1 hour - 104 MBGwyneth shares her Ins and Outs for 2024 at Brad's big Netflix premiere, Bryan and Agnes both read some questionable nutritional texts over the New Year, and we recap a double dose of Bon Appetit's The Receipt, starring an Asheville NPR reporter and a Washington D.C. pharmaceutical rep. We also discuss both of Goop's 2024 detoxes, a new multi-pronged hair routine, shower sex advice and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nasty Infections and Incontinence
December 15, 2023 23:17 - 1 hour - 95 MBThe Daily Mail issues a dire warning about a certain Goop item, Variety reports that GP was paid over $1 million to go to Saudi Arabia, Ali Pew leaves the nest, and Goop Kitchen starts selling pumpkin spice bread in December. In the newsletters we get another perspective on the complicated blood diamond debate, a recap of Goop's sophisticated holiday party, Gwyneth's current favorite beauty product and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Cyclic Sighing & Zucchini Latkes
December 01, 2023 23:55 - 1 hour - 94.5 MBWe discuss the relative merits of Dunkin coffee, mushroom matcha, and Metamucil before digging deep into the latest newsletters. This week: a vintage Caitlin tragedy, a five step sigh, a bountiful In Goop Health gift basket, a trip to Provence and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Rotisserie Hell
November 10, 2023 21:34 - 1 hour - 88.8 MBWe discuss a Philly food scientist with parental boundary issues, The Cut's exhaustive (and exhausting?) Erewhon article and Gwyneth's controversial pic with Poosh CEO's little sister Kim Kardashian before diving into the newsletters. This week, Goop Rotisserie struggles to make a case for its existence, Jean does a roundup of all the new beauty treatments at the dermatologist, sex still hurts and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Palm Beach Princess
October 28, 2023 20:06 - 1 hour - 70.4 MBWe review a couple of good.clean.goop products and digest The Receipt before Gwyneth takes us on a tour of her Floridian villa. Plus, a sneak preview of the holiday gift guides, Goop Rotisserie's new spice rub, combatting mood swings by breathing and shaking, sweet potato breakfast flashbacks and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Goopceañera
October 15, 2023 00:34 - 1 hour - 83.2 MBWe celebrate Goop's big 15 with limited edition beauty products, Gwyneth's Vogue 73 Questions interview, a AMA Goop pod with a call from our favorite ex-Food Director, Dr. Gross's lip vibrator, a $2500 vase and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bagels & Body Doubles
September 29, 2023 20:28 - 1 hour - 102 MBIn person "In Goop Health" is back for the low low price of $1200, Gwyneth pens an ode to her own products, Bryan is diagnosed with "bulbous teeth", and Agnes suspects she has a touch of the long COVID. Plus, apology scripts, Gwyneth's taps another friend for political glory, Jean's New Mexico spa recommendation, Bon Appetit goes to Brown, the Shallow Hal body double spills tea, Dr. J*n tumbles off the Twitter wagon and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Addicted To Drama
August 18, 2023 20:46 - 1 hour - 95.2 MBWe recap the penultimate And Just Like That ep, Agnes packs up for NYC, and Bryan mourns losing Gwyneth's Airbnb contest. We also take an online goop drama quiz, discuss GP's misplaced nostalgia for recipes from 2017, and say enough with the detoxes. Plus, Goop shampoo, beard trimmers, pilates videos and more! We'll be taking the next couple of weeks off. See you soon!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Loneliness Is a Human Condition
August 04, 2023 21:08 - 2 hours - 113 MBGwyneth goes full Willy Wonka, allowing the unwashed masses to spend a night in her Montecito guesthouse. (Just don't try to drink from the GoopGlow river.) Jean spreads some speculative but promising misinformation on the toxicity of chemical sunscreen, G-Label comes out with an awful drop waist shift dress, Megan goes surfing with octopuses, and we touch base on a pair of vintage Caitlin summer recipes (RIP.) Plus, the perils of self-talk, a field scientist flirts with salmonella in The Rec...
From The Vault: Trial of the Century (3/24/23)
July 21, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 94.7 MBAgnes and Bryan are both on vacation this week, so we're unlocking a vintage Patreon ep from a simpler time, March 2023. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Soul Fitness (TEASER)
July 14, 2023 20:56 - 2 minutes - 2.32 MBBryan gets sent to Siberia at a classic LA restaurant while Agnes argues that her favorite neighborhood bistro is destined to become a new LA classic. We discuss an extra goopy Bon App receipt and recap the increasingly deranged season of And Just Like That. Plus, Jennifer Freed ages gracefully, washable (thank God) sex pillows, summer cocktails, Ralph's sunscreen, Megan's mosquito wipes and more! For the full ep, go here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Drinking Water With A Spoon
July 07, 2023 20:01 - 1 hour - 77.4 MBGwyneth posts a pic from Umbria and the sunscreen vigilantes are not having it, Bryan gets some good blood work news, and Agnes powers through 5-2 intermittent fasting and tries to gate keep Vidiots. Plus moon rituals, beach reads, chayote squash, $2700 face zappers, jerk paste and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Carcinogenic Coke (TEASER)
June 30, 2023 14:50 - 6 minutes - 5.88 MBGwyneth jets off to Milan with Moses while the girls at Goop HQ struggle to compile a list of vegan ice creams. They publish the morning routine of a (potentially deceased) British lord/celebrity facialist. Agnes explains the cottage cheese mukbang videos going around, and Bryan recommends a new brand of hummus. Plus And Just Like That, Madonna, The Other Two, meditation youtube videos, the WHO's crackdown on aspartame and more! For the full ep go to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Aca...
Inspiration for the Evening
June 23, 2023 20:11 - 1 hour - 69.9 MBGwyneth themed drag nights, Graza Olive Oil's big endorsement, Bryan's traditional summer solstice recipe, hormones causing blindness, Cameron's 25 ingredient salad recipe, wine country weekends, Father's Day tragedies (both submarine and rotisserie chicken related) and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Fridge of Wine and Salad (TEASER)
June 16, 2023 21:06 - 1 minute - 1.64 MBGwyneth gets back into restaurants, Cameron Diaz attempts to crunch up Goop Kitchen's summer menu, we talk about mushroom farmers' diets and tantric breathing exercises, and Goop launches their very first shampoo and conditioner. Plus, listen to Bryan take his first ever leukemia pill live on air! (to hear the full ep, you know where to go) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Suck and Massage
June 09, 2023 20:36 - 1 hour - 110 MBBryan has a health scare, Agnes prepares for a big move, and the Goop girls are giving us nothing! There's yet another Nashville vacation guide and more bad retinol advice, but at least Gwyneth is (allegedly) off paleo. Plus, Gutes Guterman, a $200 Father's Day fleshlight, Jean's favorite slippers, saffron chicken thighs, the curse of perfectionism, G*nter's return to Winnipeg (bitch) and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's Pablo-Matic (TEASER)
June 03, 2023 05:56 - 4 minutes - 3.81 MBWe discuss America's sweethearts, Hannah Gadsby and Leslie Van Houten, and explain why only one of them deserves to spend life in prison. Plus, Montauk, Jackson Hole, By Dria, summer horoscopes, Keith Haring, $150 alarm clocks, protein smoothies and more! To hear all our hot takes, go to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Iffirmations
May 26, 2023 22:43 - 1 hour - 96.4 MBApple comes home from college, the Horses chefs are more diabolical than we thought, and we offer our thoughts on Barbie, Taylor, Tàr (so current!) and the Bosnian war (even currenter!) Plus, J*n wages a one woman war on cottage cheese, affirmations in the form of a question, GP's "so bad it's good" chicken, Wishbone marinades, prostate stimulators for Father's day, foam rollers post-LoRox and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Founder's Girl (TEASER)
May 19, 2023 21:53 - 3 minutes - 3.43 MBGP isn't just a girl's girl, she's a "founder's girl," and we get some investment advice for the Montecito set. We also talk Montecito's other favorite couple as they go on a high speed chase in the big apple. Goop finally creates some new food content with the help of three of LA's favorite Italian chefs. Plus, Horses drama, the delusion of "self-awareness," Bryan's tart cherry habit and more! For the full ep, go to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
Prenuvo For All
May 12, 2023 22:00 - 1 hour - 90.4 MBGwyneth talks to a longevity doctor, Brad's love note goes viral, and Goop discovers texting. Plus, sour cherry juice, veggie sandwiches, J*n's trip to Italy, a flight attendant's diet, AI songwriting and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Call Her Mama (TEASER)
May 05, 2023 20:46 - 1 minute - 1.5 MBApple drags Mom on her favorite pod, Call Her Daddy, and Bryan has an extended senior moment, legitimately thinking the host's name is "Alice Cooper" and saying it multiple times to his endless humiliation and embarrassment. We also talk about a certain world traveling gynecologist who is incapable of being embarrassed, the Glucose Goddess, apartment pools, froyo masturbators, vintage goop recipes, designer B vitamins and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A Study In Celery
April 28, 2023 21:15 - 1 hour - 93.9 MBWe discuss a very important article from a big magazine discussing a certain extremely litigious pharmaceutical psychic who may or may not have been a bad bad boy. We also talk Erewhon addiction, resort living, G. Label's big fashion award, blast from the past Goop powders and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paxlovid and Codeine (TEASER)
April 21, 2023 20:28 - 2 minutes - 2.64 MBAgnes and Bryan come to you from their respective sickbeds to discuss Lauren Oyler's Harper's cover story on Goop At Sea, a Kansas City social media star's Bon Appetit food diary, and speculation on the Faltrow's marriage. Plus, the danger of prenups, edible flowers, white washing borscht, new sunscreens, GP's interview with Scarlett Johansson and more! Click here to hear the full ep! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A Very Real Engagement
April 16, 2023 17:22 - 1 hour - 101 MBWe discuss HR friendship speak, quiet luxury, and San Francisco slander before getting into the Goop News. G*nter gets "married" to her very real fiancé, but is there trouble brewing in Montecito? Plus, a New Orleans travel guide, a friendship workbook, a narcissist warning, an eye cream party, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Utah Hangover (TEASER)
April 07, 2023 19:52 - 2 minutes - 2.64 MBWe explore the highs and lows of recent Gwyneth thinkpieces, ponder the new GoopSex instagram account, continue to mourn Gerda and Caitlin, and question Goop Kitchen's spring menu. Plus, one of Bryan's fav keto accounts goes viral, birthday cake flavored water, inter LA neighborhood rivalries and more! For the full ep, join our very exclusive Patreon at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I Wish You Well
March 31, 2023 20:35 - 1 hour - 94 MBIconic fits, incompetent lawyers, classic catchphrases: the trial had everything, including justice (and a dollar) for Brentwood's finest. What were the best, worst and craziest moments we witnessed this past week? Listen to find out! Plus, concierge doctors, spitting on Caitlin's grave, an Instagram poetess takes the Goop pod reigns from Erica and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Trial of the Century (TEASER)
March 24, 2023 20:54 - 1 minute - 1.46 MBWe recap the first week of Gwyneth's ski accident trial, discuss the ongoing fallout from the W*ll C*le interview, and share our thoughts on Bon Appetit's viral saltine video. Plus, hipaa violations, stool samples, Yelp reviews, fetal alcohol syndrome, afternoon tea, Birkenstocks, paleo influencers and more! This one is juicy ;) To hear the whole thing, throw $5 to us over on patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A Cry For Help?
March 17, 2023 23:34 - 1 hour - 82.9 MBWe go over Gwyneth's viral interview with "Dr." W*ll C*le, recap all the unhinged responses and try to make sense of what is really happening. We also read Politico's hatchet job on our future president, discuss our own recent health issues, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A Sociopathic Economic System (TEASER)
March 10, 2023 20:58 - 2 minutes - 2 MBMarianne formally announces, Gerda bids adieu, Bryan lives out his Hollywood dreams, and Goop Kitchen launches an app. Plus, sober cocktail parties, sex cards for dating and more! For the full ep, go to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Pluto Rising
March 03, 2023 21:43 - 1 hour - 83.7 MBWe discuss The Cut's Ozempic article, an adjunct professor in Austin going into debt buying vegan cheese, Gwyneth's new VC fund and Pisces fetish, a spring astrology forecast, a $500 makeup brush, the tinned fish craze, Caitlin's devastating Linkedin, a heated bean debate and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Shameflammation (TEASER)
February 24, 2023 21:49 - 3 minutes - 3.66 MBW*ll C*le writes another book, Marianne decides to run, Noora literally fleas in Paris, and Jean figuratively flees to the desert. Plus, temperature play, harissa meatballs, a Tracy Anderson exposé in the Daily Mail and more! For the full ep, go to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Live From Santa Monica...
February 17, 2023 21:49 - 1 hour - 97.2 MBBryan reviews the Elefor massage gun, Agnes rewatches The West Wing, and we discuss a Goopworthy bean soup recipe in the problematic Paper of Record. In the newsletter, Ali goes on a Swiss ski vacation, the editors (minus Caitlin, RIP) concoct an olive oil celebration, Gwyneth speaks with a dating app mogul, and Katharine McPhee's stepdaughters attempt sketch comedy at Goop HQ. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Death By Chocolate
February 10, 2023 21:56 - 1 hour - 104 MBWe talk Daniels' in the Criterion Closet, 80 For Brady, the new warnings about dark chocolate, and the four star Le Bernardin New York Times review before diving into the newsletters. This week Goop publishes a list of far flung romantic getaways and debunks the ear piercing migraine cure. Plus, Vintner's Daughter releases a cleanser, Seamus talks keto like it's 2016, Erica interviews a VICE food news show host, a pastry chef pivots to sex stones and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
The Food Stamp Gourmand (TEASER)
February 04, 2023 01:18 - 2 minutes - 2.5 MBWe discuss the death of Gawker 2.0, parse a Chicago-based indie film controversy, and read the latest "The Receipt" from Bon Appetit, where a college student living in poverty is buying a suspicious amount of Fly by Jing Chile Crisp. Over on Goop, Gwyneth is cleaning out her storage closet, the gals are recycling old comfort food recipes, friends are going to therapy, and weightlifters are (allegedly) creaming their pants. This episode was deemed "too hot to handle" and so has ended up on P...
Chanel Girl (TEASER)
January 27, 2023 22:22 - 2 minutes - 2.11 MBApple makes her big debut (doing nothing), Scarlett debuts a truly redundant skin care line, Andrea gets her morally questionable Oscar nom, and Gwyneth publishes a new cookbook. Plus, dementia prevention, Peruvian roast chicken, Shoppy Shops and more! For the full ep, become a goopaholic at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Brand of the Year
January 20, 2023 23:27 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBWe celebrate Goop's victory in the coveted WWD Brand of the Year race and watch people freak out in the comments after GP posts some perfectly harmless, absolutely non-disordered January detox vids. We also discuss some elaborate lunch options, meet Goop's non-Freed astrologer, and vow to finally try the $98 Sleep Milk. Plus: Steven Crowder, Andrea Riseborough, jollof rice and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Swimming With Sharks (TEASER)
January 13, 2023 22:34 - 2 minutes - 2.57 MBGwyneth escapes the floods in Montecito, interviewing fellow Santa Barbara refugee Katy Perry and appearing on Shark Tank and James Corden. Goop debuts "The Goop Pursuit," a five part audiobook series, and some rather pricey "Lift + Depuff" eye masks. We also talk decluttering, phone addiction, $275 sweatshirts, the gas stove controversy and more! To hear the full ep (and so much more bonus content) go to patreon.com/goopyourself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...
Resolution Not Revolution
January 06, 2023 21:06 - 1 hour - 80.2 MBWe're back with reviews of the annual Goop Detox, new Goop Kitchen items, GP's talk with Kim K., Jennifer Freed's predictions for 2023, cutting toxic cords of attachment and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Someone's In The Kitchen With Gwyneth (TEASER)
December 16, 2022 22:19 - 2 minutes - 2.7 MBGwyneth gets hit by an NFT lawsuit, discusses her past as a lowly line cook at the River Café, and (possibly) goes to Paris yet again. Could Goop Champs-Elysées be next? We also discuss our differing reactions to The Whale and figure out our holiday plans. Plus, simple French cakes, expensive bicycles, classic codependency, modern dating advice, Goop Kitchen's top 5 airport dishes, upcycled pasta sauce, ski chalet looks and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Boston Weak
December 09, 2022 22:30 - 1 hour - 95.5 MBWe talk Goop's big WWD award, Buzzfeed's dissection of GP's reactionary politics, former Gwyneth profiler Taffy Brodesser-Akner's new TV show, how the NYTimes strike affected Bryan's cooking routine, Agnes's trip to a Sherman Oaks psychic, anger management meditations, holiday hors d'oeuvres, the meaning of "clean", Goop's favorite 2022 books, Gwyneth's half-hearted paean to Beantown, white Zimbabweans, domestic caviar and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Thanksgiving Feasts and Dopamine Fasts (TEASER)
December 02, 2022 21:51 - 2 minutes - 2.34 MBWe recap our favorite Thanksgiving dishes, discuss the new Sight and Sound movie poll and question the ethics of Gawker's potential Apple Martin college doxxing before diving into the newsletters. Plus, cyber Monday sales, dopamine fasting, protein smoothies, leftover waffles, Sicilian panettones and more! To hear the full ep, allez à patreon.com/goopyourself, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Girls On Film
November 19, 2022 01:11 - 1 hour - 83.9 MBGP (and Cameron D) return in front of the camera for Goop's annual Christmas commercial. Agnes and Bryan discuss their problematic recent media diets (Chappelle's Show, David Sedaris, a late period Woody Allen double feature) and prepare for their various Thanksgiving endeavors. Plus, breathwork books and Dutch ovens on sale, a Parade Magazine paleo pumpkin pie, Goop Kitchen's lackluster holiday sides, the death of Rick Caruso's political career and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...
Grand Ole Goopry (TEASER)
November 11, 2022 23:28 - 2 minutes - 2.57 MBGP goes on a "girls trip" to Nashville, Dr. J*n mourns the end of Twitter and Gerda demystifies nightshades. Plus, Gwyneth's talk show sales strategy, a cutting board pop-up in Brentwood, the pesto of the 2010s, Rick Caruso's (fingers crossed) political demise and more! For the full ep (and much more Goop Yourself content) head on down to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
My Hands Are Small I Know
November 04, 2022 22:20 - 1 hour - 84.7 MBGP takes a quick trip to Paris before dropping the early awaited 2022 Goop Gift Guide, but is there trouble in paradise? The trusted and prestigious investigative journal Radar Online thinks so. We break down the guides, picking our favorite gifts for lovers, children, travelers, cooks, hosts and ourselves. Plus, further damning evidence in the Case of the Counterfeit Adjacent, new hope for SIBO sufferers, goopy Instant Pot meals, a Liquid Death think piece and more! Hosted on Acast. See ac...
Election Interference (TEASER)
October 28, 2022 22:27 - 1 minute - 1.61 MBWe discuss GP's continued support of Rick Caruso and other conservative, pro-business candidates in the upcoming election. We also talk Tàr, the Goop Gift Guide preview, smokable herbs, the state of protein bars and more! For the full ep, provide $5 of socialist mutual aid to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.