R.I.P. David Wright('s Career Maybe)

Roger eulogizes David Wright, who is not dead in the technical sense. The two would wager he will do his best to try and make another comeback (they got five on it, in fact.)Brian suggests to Roger a possibility that David Wright can switch spines with someone with a healthy spine, before judging Roger heavily over his reaction. Brian gives no quarter to Matt Reynolds and talks about what Triple A stats to look at to determine who the other chumps are in Las Vegas. We celebrate Wilmer Flores' recent hot streak with 30 seconds of happiness in his honor. Roger feels bad for Juan Uribe, and Brian thinks these are desperate times for the ball club.