After Professor Mason strangles the student he’s been having an affair with, he initially believes he’s gotten away with murder. However, an unlikely witness soon appears on the scene: the fourteen-month-old baby the student was babysitting. Soon, Professor Mason’s paranoia (or lack of childhood development education) gets the better of him, sending Mason into a downward spiral that could give Richard III a run for his money. Annie & Kathryn have a pointed difference of opinion about this episode, but they can agree on one thing: Pat Hitchcock is a treasure.

Burn-o-Meter: N/A

Overall Rating: 5.5 crying babies