Episode 100 - The Indestructible Mr. Weems

When four members of a fraternal lodge purchase a plot of land, intending to convert it into a cemetery, they run into one small hiccup: No one wishes to be their first customer. One of the brothers proposes a solution: Why not offer a weekly allowance to a lodge member who’s at death’s door, in return for his promise to be interred in their very own Elysium Park? Soon, however, what once seemed like good business sense turns into a major headache. The trouble is this: Mr. Weems simply won’t fulfill his duty to the lodge and . . . well, die. 

Burn-o-Meter: N/A
Overall Rating: 5.75 vacant burial plots