SOUTHERN COMFORT

Megan Thee Stallion, Lil Uzi Vert and Jhene Aiko walk into a bar…..called Tate’s. They go into this bar on a Sunday at Noon. Megan feels right at home and even tells DJ Nitecrawler to play her new EP “Suga”. Lil Uzi does his best Young Thug impression and gets a couple tracks off of Eternal Atake put in the rotation. And Jhene is just a vibe wherever so she’s good too. Da Baby gets flewed in and he punches in as well, not into anyone’s face or anything so it’s all good. A white moderate got a little too comfortable and had to leave. Luckily she did, because the place was at capacity and she made just enough room for a special guest appearance from Drake and Lil Yachty.

The joke’s on you if you’re not at Tate’s Sunday.