God Hates Fangs True Blood Podcast
65 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 10 years ago - ★★★★ - 26 ratingsA True Blood podcast.
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God Hates Fangs Podcast 58 - Thank You
September 10, 2014 21:24 - 55.6 MBIt's over! Here's our take on the final ever episode of True Blood. This podcast may contain Eric Northman bopping, references to missing werepanthers, and endless griping. godhatesfangs58thankyou.mp3
God Hates Fangs Podcast 57 - Love is to Die
August 23, 2014 20:55 - 29.3 MBThe end draws ever closer! Here's our take on the penultimate episode of True Blood, featuring multiple bitchslaps, the mysteries of dirty rice, and an inexplicable make-over. godhatesfangs57loveistodie.mp3 Link: International Business Times - How Successful was True Blood
God Hates Fangs Podcast 56 - Almost Home
August 18, 2014 20:50 - 38.6 MBThe end draws near! So join us to contemplate a smoke monster baby, who will inherit Maxine's doll collection, and what exactly you should do when the local reverend and his wife start tripping balls in your front yard. godhatesfangs56almosthome.mp3 Link: True Blood Auction/
God Hates Fangs Podcast 55 - May be the Last Time
August 11, 2014 20:22 - 33.2 MBTechnical gremlins held us back, but fear not, we're here at last! Let's take a look at shirtless vacuum cleaning, implausibly tech-savvy gangsters, and whether it's weird to snuggle with your terminally ill vampire dad. godhatesfangs55maybethelasttime.mp3 Link: Alcide has Green Arrow's chest
God Hates Fangs Podcast 54 - Karma
August 04, 2014 20:39 - 37.5 MBBetter late than never! Apologies for our tardiness, we're back in business and discussing dubious Yakuza vehicle choices, the benefits of a jawbone as a blunt instrument, and the perils of receiving fellatio from a furious vampire. godhatesfangs54karma.mp3
God Hates Fangs Podcast 53 - Lost Cause
July 24, 2014 20:35 - 39 MBIt's party time! This week's festivities include disgruntled Republicans, cowboy vampires and jaw-ripping death. godhatesfangs53lostcause.mp3 Link: The Vault: Who's Gonna Live Poll
God Hates Fangs Podcast 52 - Death is not the End
July 19, 2014 20:22 - 32.7 MBWe're here to bring you the lowdown on True Blood's return to form, with talk of vampire jet planes, the demise of Blockbuster Video, and the benefits of living on an oil rig during a vampire apocalypse. godhatesfangs52deathisnottheend.mp3 Link: Stephen Moyer & Alexander Skarsgard Want A Bill & Eric Love Scene On 'True Blood'
God Hates Fangs Podcast 51 - Fire in the Hole
July 12, 2014 22:18 - 49 MBDeath walks among us! And he's taking out our favourite True Blood characters one by one. Here you will find ruminations on excessive chest hair, Victorian vampire mash-ups and the mother of all 80s wigs. godhatesfangs51fireinthehole.mp3
God Hates Fangs Podcast 50 - I Found You
July 04, 2014 22:24 - 42.7 MBUnfortunately the iPad ate our "Hello" at the start of the episode, so we're going to say "Hello" here instead. Hello. This week we're drunkenly ploughing our way through obscure children's books references, the mother of all periods, and some confusion over Mötley Crüe's role in all this. godhatesfangs50ifoundyou.mp3
God Hates Fangs Podcast 49 - Jesus Gonna Be Here
June 28, 2014 21:17 - 50.4 MBAt long last, we have returned! Here's our take on the season seven premiere of True Blood, in which we discuss the whereabouts of Eric's burning penis, Sookie's perpetual stupidity, and Sam's inability to morph into a velociraptor. archive.org/download/godhatesfangs49jesusgonnabehere.mp3/godhatesfangs49jesusgonnabehere.mp3 Links: https://twitter.com/AnnaPaquin https://twitter.com/_smoyer Stephen Moyer talks Soccer Aid
God Hates Fangs Podcast 48 - You're No Good
July 08, 2013 14:54 - 43.3 MBWe're all hot and bothered as we take at look at season six, episode three of True Blood. Contains Sam's junk, inept policing, and Epic Hippie Redshirt Death. godhatesfangs48yourenogood.mp3
God Hates Fangs Podcast 47 - The Sun
July 01, 2013 16:44 - 41.2 MBBelated greetings, boys and girls! In our all-new podcast we take a look back at the excessive ladygardens, disturbing contortions, and extremely dubious new love interests of season six, episode two of True Blood. godhatesfangs47thesun.mp3 Links: EJ Scott's eBay store Jessica's Vlog Playstation Nation Podcast
God Hates Fangs Podcast 46 - Who Are You Really?
June 22, 2013 22:48 - 52.2 MBBillith has risen! And so have we, to bring you our recap of the first episode of season six of True Blood. Here be werewolf threeways, inept vampire SWAT teams, bonus superpowers and Bill's junk. godhatesfangs46whoareyoureally.mp3 Links: True Blood in 36 gifs Andy's Trout Flies T-shirt
God Hates Fangs Podcast 45 - Best and Worst of Season 5
September 25, 2012 15:37 - 25.9 MBWe're back from the dead to bring you a run down of our ten best and ten worst things about season five of True Blood! http://archive.org/download/godhatesfangs45tenbestworst.mp3/godhatesfangs45tenbestworst.mp3
God Hates Fangs Podcast 44 - Save Yourself
September 01, 2012 20:44 - 37.4 MBThe apocalypse is here! So we're settling down for a lovely night of exploding redshirts, fly vision and shiny vaginas. godhatesfangs44saveyourself.mp3 Please let us know your suggestions for our forthcoming "Ten best and ten worst things about season six" podcast! Links The Vault: Nat's article about Bill Bonus scene
God Hates Fangs Podcast 43 - Sunset
August 25, 2012 22:35 - 35.5 MBThe world's going to Hell in a handcart! And we're along for the ride, bringiug you tales of fairy survival tactics, Alcide's Terminator dad, and the benifits of owning a helicoptor. godhatesfangs43sunset.mp3 Links: The Barrens trailer Calvin Klein commercial The Vault Cliffhanger Compentition
God Hates Fangs Podcast 42 - Gone Gone Gone
August 18, 2012 22:26 - 35.9 MBWe're drunk as skunks! But we're going to endeavor to bring you the latest on inventive vampire deaths, methods of hiding pregnancy bumps, and the pros and cons of moving to Alaska. godhatesfangs42gonegonegone.mp3
God Hates Fangs Podcast 41 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World
August 10, 2012 22:17 - 41.1 MBTonight we're gonna party like it's 1989! And we're giving you the low-down on ineffective vampire guards, shapeshifter fly-squishing and vaginal-looking penises. godhatesfangs41everybodywantstoruletheworld.mp3 Links: http://www.keepamericahuman.com/
God Hates Fangs Podcast 40 - Somebody That I Used to Know
August 03, 2012 21:50 - 47.3 MBWe're hungry like the wolf! And we're here to talk to you about shape shifter snake venom, werewolf smackdowns, and shagging your doppelganger. godhatesfangs40somebodythatiusedtoknow.mp3
God Hates Fangs Podcast 39 - In the Beginning
July 27, 2012 22:42 - 50.7 MBFear and loathing in New Orleans! This week we're chatting about vampire acid trips, flying cars, and well-trimmed pubic hair. godhatesfangs39inthebeginning.mp3 Links: 2GuysTalking: Fangbanger podcast
God Hates Fangs Podcast 38 - Hopeless
July 21, 2012 21:59 - 47.1 MBWell met by moonlight! Our latest offering concerns manfunctioning microwave fingers, pre-loaded crossbows, and the question of how many zombies you can fit in a werewolf barn. godhatesfangs38hopeless.mp3 Links: Comic Con season 5 trailer Donate to Kristin Bauer van Straten's Out of Africa documentary Jessica's T-Rex t-shirt
God Hates Fangs Podcast 37 - Let's Boot and Rally
July 13, 2012 21:21 - 42.1 MBIt's the return of the king! Join us for a discussion on supernatural Scooby gangs, evil puppet vampires and He-Man pyjamas. godhatesfangs37letsbootandrally.mp3 Links: Wiki: Ifrit
God Hates Fangs Podcast 36 - We'll Meet Again
July 05, 2012 22:11 - 52.5 MBPraise Lilith! May she enlighten us on the subjects of possessed cars, fairy strip joints and vampire pot heads. godhatesfangs36wellmeetagain.mp3 Links Wiki: Judas Tree AllStephenMoyer: Petition to have The Barrens released in theatres
God Hates Fangs Podcast 35 - Whatever I Am, You Made Me
June 29, 2012 21:55 - 50 MBSANDINISTA! Join us once more as we ponder the value of a vampire-staking iPhone app, the hazards of having a gumbo-spiking demon and the perils of cat piss in your shoes. godhatesfangs35whateveriam.mp3 Links: Wiki: Salome True Blood Cook Book
God Hates Fangs Podcast 34 - Authority Always Wins
June 22, 2012 22:09 - 45.2 MBHeil the Authority! This week we're bringing you a little chat about vampire brain damage, Eric's top hat, and Alcide's work-out regime. godhatesfangs34authorityalwayswins.mp3 Links: Get ripped like Joe Manganiello HBO True Blood online store
God Hates Fangs Podcast 33 - Turn! Turn! Turn!
June 15, 2012 22:56 - 55.3 MBYour prodigal podcast has returned! In our first Season 5 podcast, we take a look at werewolf cannibalism, thirty-year-old teenagers, and the practice of keeping one's bra on during sex. godhatesfangs33turnturnturn.mp3 Links: Youtube: Stephen Moyer discusses spooning with Skarsgard Youtube: Pam talks about her first progeny Wiki: Lilith
God Hates Fangs Podcast 32 - Michael McMillian Interview
February 05, 2012 00:10 - 64.3 MBMichael McMillian was in the house yesterday (via the magic of Skype)! In our interview with Michael, he discusses Steve Newlin's return to True Blood, his involvement in writing the comics, what the future holds for the True Blood comic series, getting fitted for his new set of fangs, and.... Downton Abbey! Many thanks to Michael for joining us on the show! godhatesfangs32MichaelMcMillianInterview.mp3 Michael told us how he's recently donated some of his comics to Deborah Ann Woll's bo...
God Hates Fangs Podcast 31 - True Blood Tainted Love Comics
January 04, 2012 23:06 - 52.2 MBHappy New Year! Apologies for the immense delay in bringing you this podcast. Blame technology. In this show we are discussing the second installment of True Blood comic books, entitled Tainted Love. We also take a look at a few other vampire comics, and some season five spoilers that are juicier than a femoral artery. godhatesfangs31vampirecomics2.mp3 Girl dressed as Vampirella for ComicCon 1973: Links: Disposable Heroes Comics Comics and Fantasy
God Hates Fangs Podcast 30 - Best and Worst of Season 4
September 22, 2011 21:14 - 38.1 MBKick out the jams! True Blood may be over for now, but we're back with our list of the ten best and ten worst things about season four! godhatesfangs30bestworstseason4.mp3 Join us in two weeks' time for our re-cap of the second arc of True Blood comics! Links: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire!
God Hates Fangs Podcast 29 - And When I Die
September 15, 2011 21:20 - 35.8 MBThat's all, folks! Join us as we look over the season four finale, and consider the topics of zombie sex, the plausibility of pork rind casserole, and a blood donation ménage à trois. godhatesfangs29andwhenidie.mp3 But don't fear folks, season four may be over, but we will continue podcasting throughout the long-ass wait until season five! Next week we will be compiling our list of the top ten best and worst things about season four (send us your comments!), then there will follow a secon...
God Hates Fangs Podcast 28 - Soul Of Fire
September 08, 2011 22:00 - 34.9 MBSet your phazers to stun! Expect an onslaught of random fairy fornication, Jedi knife-throwing and flaming hand smackdowns. godhatesfangs28souloffire.mp3 Links: Vote for True Blood to win Scream Awards!!
God Hates Fangs Podcast 27 - Burning Down the House
September 01, 2011 22:05 - 32.1 MBSmoke 'em if you've got 'em! We're rockin' out with treehouse rehab, pencil stakings, and vampire first-aiders. godhatesfangs27burningdownthehouse.mp3 Links: ebay: Bid for lunch with Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer! AllStephenMoyer.com: Article about The Caller TrueBlood-News.com: Review of The Caller
God Hates Fangs Podcast 26 - Let's Get Out Of Here
August 24, 2011 21:34 - 34.7 MBSee you on the dark side of the moon... where you'll find fully clothed threesomes, bunny fondling, and Viking vampire zombies. godhatesfangs26letsgetoutofhere.mp3 Links: Wetpaint: True Blood offends real witches Inside True Blood Blog: Interview with Nelsan Ellis
God Hates Fangs Podcast 25 - Spellbound
August 19, 2011 07:52 - 39.9 MBWe come in peace! And we bear glad tidings of shapeshifter Barbie dolls, werewolf garden parties and sexy Narnia-themed acid trips. godhatesfangs25spellbound.mp3 Links: SFX Magazine 100 Most Iconic Sci-Fi Characters Scans Wiki: La Llorona
God Hates Fangs Podcast 24 - Cold Grey Light of Dawn
August 11, 2011 21:47 - 45.2 MBLet's raise a glass to vampire skin peels, sloppy joes and the joys of dogging. godhatesfangs24coldgreylightofdawn.mp3 Links: askarsgard.com: Alex's birthday charity appeal Wiki: Louisiana Creole French
God Hates Fangs Podcast 23 - I Wish I Was the Moon
August 07, 2011 21:29 - 36.3 MBAvast, me hearties! Here be goat tongues for breakfast, panther handcuffs and the ultimate cockblock. godhatesfangs23iwishiwasthemoon.mp3 Links: Trailer: The Caller The Vault: Image of Stephen Moyer and Richard Gere in The Double (Sorry, no trailer for this yet!) Trailer: Straw Dogs Trailer: Griff the Invisible IMDB: Margaret (Sorry, no trailer for this one either!)
God Hates Fangs Podcast 22 - Me and the Devil
July 27, 2011 21:59 - 40.1 MBPretties for you! This week we're bringing you a glimpse at a world of marshmallow-addicted gators, cut-price exorcisms, and ninja death squads. godhatesfangs22meandthedevil.mp3 Links: Wikipedia: Brujeria Nat's Compton/Bellefleur family tree at trueblood-news.com
God Hates Fangs Podcast 21 - I'm Alive and on Fire
July 22, 2011 21:32 - 35.8 MBNobody expects the Spanish Inquisition... and then they show up in True Blood! Join the shenanigans in Bon Temps, where everyone's getting shirtless, Eric's getting drunk, and Pam's face is falling off. godhatesfangs21imaliveandonfire.mp3 Links: LA Times - True Blood Set Design Article Wikipedia - Basque Witch Trials
God Hates Fangs Podcast 20 - If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'?
July 15, 2011 16:39 - 30.9 MBHell's bells, it's our 20th podcast! This week we discuss sinister dolls, panther gang-rape and the mark one Honda Civic. godhatesfangs20ifyoulovemewhyamidying.mp3 Links: http://www.vamps-kill.com/
God Hates Fangs Podcast 19 - You Smell Like Dinner
July 07, 2011 15:18 - 32.9 MBLong live the King! In this week's podcast we look at episode two of season four, and ponder the issues of panther sperm donation, exchanging microwaves for sexual favours, and vampire punk rockers. godhatesfangs19yousmelllikedinner.mp3 Links: Wikipedia: Louis Pasteur The Vault: Bid on Vive Le Rock T-shirt signed by Stephen Moyer for charity 2GuysTalking: Fangbanger Podcast Jessica's Blog
God Hates Fangs Podcast 18 - She's Not There
July 01, 2011 14:44 - 29.1 MBHeavens above! After a wait that seemed like eternity, True Blood is BACK! And so are we, fellow fangbangers! Join us for our first season four episode re-cap, in which we discuss lebian cagefighters, demon babies, and zombie parrots. godhatesfangs18shesnotthere.mp3
Keeping You Waiting...
June 30, 2011 07:47Yo bitches, we'll be unleashing our first season four re-cap podcast tomorrow! Apologies for the delay, we know y'all need your fix!
God Hates Fangs Podcast 17 - A History of Vampire Movies and TV Shows Part 2
June 24, 2011 20:58 - 39.7 MBAll hail the vampires of the silver screen! Here's our second look at some other vampire movies and TV shows that all you fangbangers out there might dig. godhatesfangs17vampiremovies2.mp3 Links: Neko Case and Nick Cave duet on She's Not There (from Gary Calamar's blog)
Links for Episode 16!
April 15, 2011 08:34Here are the links that are supposed to accompany podcast episode 16 (for some reason posting them screwed up our feed and prevented our podcast from appearing on iTunes). Hopefully this has fixed it! The Walking Dead Podcast HBO Season 4 teaser: Arlene and Terry Disposable Heroes Comics Comics and Fantasy Shop
God Hates Fangs Podcast 16 - True Blood and Other Vampire Comics
April 14, 2011 20:59 - 35.1 MBWe come bearing gifts! Our latest offering re-caps the first six issues of the awesome True Blood comic book series, and we also take a look at some other vampire comics and graphic novels. godhatesfangs16vampirecomics.mp3 Keep checking in, soon we will be hosting the second of our Vampire Movies specials! Technical difficulties (bloody iTunes, grumble grumble grumble) has meant that our links section has to be moved to a seperate post, sorry!
God Hates Fangs Podcast 15 - A History of Vampire Movies and TV Shows
February 12, 2011 18:26 - 61.2 MBNosferatu's coming to get you! And so are Dracula, Angel, Barnabas Collins, Kurt Barlow and David bloody Bowie, as we present to you our look at the history of vampires on screen. godhatesfangs15vampiremovies.mp3 Keep an eye out for our forthcoming Vampire Comics podcast, and our show taking a look at some other vampire movies that we didn't have time to cover in this episode. Links: God Hates Fangs Facebook Page Inside True Blood Blog
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January 13, 2011 09:38Yo! We're down with the kids now. Got our asses on Facebook: Show your support for our podcast by clicking the "like" button! You can also follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/godhatesfangspc
Bill vs. Sophie-Anne: Smackdown!
January 08, 2011 10:07Greetings, children of the night! Hope you all had a bloody fangtastic Christmas and New Year. God Hates Fangs will be returning soon with an all-new podcast, looking at our twenty favourite vampire movies and TV shows. Following that will be another special looking at the True Blood comics. Until then, check out this article written by Natalie for fabulous True Blood fansite The Vault. It takes a look at the potential outcomes of Bill's almighty battle with Queen Sophie-Anne. http:...
God Hates Fangs Podcast 14 - Twenty Shows to Watch While True Blood Isn't On
November 03, 2010 23:34 - 53.1 MBBelated Halloween greetings! In our all-singing, all-dancing new episode we look at twenty shows that everyone out there suffering from True Blood withdrawal can check out in the long months until season four. godhatesfangs14twentytvshows.mp3 Our True Blood Halloween: True Blood Pumpkin True Blood Cake Natalie dressed as Sookie Links: Bill and Eric tattoo on ugliesttattoos.failblog.org "The Office" Halloween episode: Sookie and Bill
God Hates Fangs Podcast 13 - The Best and Worst of Season 3
September 30, 2010 21:53 - 34.9 MBWe're back, and badder than ever! Apologies for the delay, here is our show discussing the best and worst things in season three of True Blood. This podcast may contain extreme prejudice towards fairies. godhatesfangs13bestandworstseason3.mp3 Remember to join us in a fortnight for our look at some other kickass shows that you could check out in the long wait until season four! Links: HBO Costumes Competition Sesame Street True Blood Parody