Girth N' Inches: Fantasy Football Podcast
44 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago -Commissioner Bigg Thicc brings you his abrasive sense of humor to deliver fantasy football advice and also belittle his league mates. He discusses fantasy football current events, fantasy strategy, argues with random people on the phone, and talks smack to other inferior fantasy football leagues. Come along for the ride!
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042: MERRY CHRYSLER! Thank you for making this league the best league in all off the Midwest (prayer hands emoji).
December 23, 2023 04:00 - 39 minutes - 26.9 MBSOME HOW BIGG THICC MAKES IT INTO THE SEMIS! Blessed to be here. Have a bless holiday except Puka Nacua.
041: THIS IS WHY WE PLAY THE GAME!
December 06, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 56.3 MB54 days later and we are back! A lot can change in 54 days. The Girth you knew in October is long gone baby! Its a dog fight to the end. Omar vs Josh vs Seb vs Alex to see who sneaks into the 6th spot of Girth N' Inches Playoffs! Let the games begin! Nicko is litewally out of the playoffs. Litewally.
040: Justin Jefferson Litewally Hit the IR
October 13, 2023 23:00 - 1 hour - 62.6 MBCLEAN SWEEP in all leagues! Much needed win in Girth! Sorry Omar, not sorry. Be right back headed to New Orleans.
039: TJ IS 0-4. SO AT LEAST I HAVE THAT?
October 05, 2023 19:00 - 54 minutes - 37.3 MBDear Diary, why do I play fantasy football? Why do I keep doing this to myself?
038: ACHANE OF EVENTS HAS UNFOLDED! Also, because of Taylor Swift, millions of people tuned in to see the Bears get destroyed. Thanks!
September 27, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 51.5 MBBigg Thicc is feeling like the Denver Broncos and the Chicago Bears right about now. 14 weeks left of fun. We are having fun. I promise. *sobs gently*.
037.1: CAPTAIN GAMBLE'S PROP BETS FOR WEEK 3 PLUS INTERVIEW WITH BROMAR!
September 23, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 43.4 MBLittle bit of a bonus episode with Nicko and Omar. Nicko lists off his bets for this upcoming weekend of football while I do a wellness check on Omar. If the people like it, I will keep doing it!
037: CANCEL THE 2O23 SEASON!
September 23, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 51.4 MBNot my little Chubb :( Done for the season and maybe sinking my FoodStamp team. TOUGH Week 2 recap.
036: DOBBINS AND RODGERS NEED PATROCLUS TO RUB ON THAT ACHILLES IMMEDIATELY! WEEK 1 RECAP!
September 15, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 56.3 MBGOOD LAWD Week 1 starting off with a good POP! Too soon? Make sure you are stretching those hamstrings and Achilles boys.
035: WE ARE BACK BABY! PIERCE A STEAL IN THE 3RD, MIKE AND JOEY MOST HATED, TJ FIGHTS LEAGUE MATES!
September 08, 2023 05:00 - 59 minutes - 40.7 MBSo much has happened since the last episode! Girth is back baby!
034: LETS GET READY TO CRUMBLE!!!!! GIRTH QUAKE 2021
December 31, 2021 22:00 - 44 minutes - 30.5 MBTHICC VS JESSE IN THE FINALS. ALEX IN THE DRESS. LETS GET THIS BREAD!
033: ROAD TO THE GIRTH QUAKE, WEEK 15
December 21, 2021 06:00 - 56 minutes - 38.9 MBRecapping week 13 events as well as week 14. Its getting scary out there. FINAL REG SEASON STANDINGS: 1. THE PEOPLES CHAMPION. THICC 2. BELLY BUTTON LINT 3. LEMUS 4. OZZY 5. SEB 6. NICKY 7. GREG 8. NICKO 9. JOSH 10. FRANK 11. ALEX 12. OH MAH GA OMAR
032: To Kidney Stone, With Love (Bigg Thicc's Version)
December 18, 2021 08:00 - 47 minutes - 32.5 MBBigg Thicc is accused of not helping a lesser team make the playoffs in Infinity Stone. This is the rebuttal.
031: WEEK 13 RECAP. THIS ISNT THE PODCAST YOU ARE LOOKING FOR GLADSTONE. THATS EP32.
December 15, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 50.1 MBI am slacking these days. What do you want from me? I do this FO FREE.
030: DELAYED LIKE THE LEAGUE MEMEBERS, WEEK 11 RECAP
December 02, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MBKing Thicc regains his throne! Jesse left the seat all hot and sticky. Gross. WEEK 11 STANDINGS: 1. BIGG THICC 2-11. WHO CARES 12. FRANK
029: BATTLE FOR THE GIRTH!
November 20, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 51.8 MBThe two Girth juggernauts duke it out to see who is the true #1. A preview for the Girth Quake. WEEK 10 STANDINGS: 1. NOT FOR LONG MOTHER F***** 2. THICC 3. LEMUS 4. SEB 5. NICKY 6. GREG 7. ALEX 8. OZZY 9. OMAR 10. JOSH 11. FRANK 12. NICKO </3
028: TOAD NUGGET
November 13, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.5 MBSwift, Bateman, and Eno are about to become league winners. WEEK 9 STANDINGS: 1. JESSICA 2. BIGG THICC 3. LEMUS 4. NICKY 5. GREG 6. ALEX 7. OZZY 8. SEB 9. JOSH 10. OMAR 11. NICKO 12. breh.
027: Allen, if you are listening, help me out this week. Please.
November 06, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 48.9 MBBiggThicc back with a tan and one additional loss. IT IS WHAT IT IS. WEEK 8 STANDINGS: 1. CANNED MEAT 2. BIGG THICC 3. NICKY 4. LEMUS 5. ALEX 6. SEB 7. GREG 8. OMAR 9. NICKO 10. OZZY 11. LOL 12. FANCY BOY FRANK
026: LEFT FOR HAWAII YOU DUCKING LOSERS. BE RIGHT BACK! (i know i wrote ducking. i have to or else i dont think this pod will be published.)
October 22, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 60.5 MBFALL FROM GRACE. Bigg Thicc loses both Girth and FoodStamp #1 spot #sad. WEEK 6 STANDINGS: 1. 2. THICC 3. LEMUS 4. GREG 5. NICKY 6. NICKO 7. JOSH 8. ALEX 9. SEB 10. OMAR 11. OZZY LIVES! 12. FRANK
025:YOU SAID YOU WERE QUITTING JOSH WHY ARE YOU STILL DRIVING AROUND MICROWAVES
October 14, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBI need to find a bar and have them name a sandwich after me, Bigg Thicc SUPREME cause I'm still the top DOG! Week 5 Standings: 1. BIGG THICC 2. JESSE 3. NICKY 4. NICKO 5. LEMUS 6. JOSH 7. GREG 8. OMAR 9. SEB 10. ALEX 11. OMAR 12. PRAY FOR ME
024: SEB LEMME GET DEEBO BACK THANKS
October 09, 2021 05:00 - 59 minutes - 40.8 MBYup. Still on top. COME GET ME! 1. BIGG THICC 2. JESSE 3. NICKY 4. JOSH 5. NICKO 6. ALEX 7. OMAR 8. SEB 9. LEMUS 10. FRANK 11. GREG 12. WHAT ARE WE DOING
023: KING OF THE CASTLE
October 02, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 48.6 MBFIRST PLACE IN GIRTH. FIRST PLACE IN FOODSTAMP. That's it. That's the episode description. Week 3 Standings: 1. BIGG THICC 2. ALEX 3. JESSE 4. NICKO 5. NICKY 6. LEMUS 7. JOSH 8. FRANK 9. GREG 10. OMAR 11. SEB 12. OZZY
022: TRADER JOKES
September 25, 2021 04:00 - 57 minutes - 39.5 MBThat first Girth L always stings the hardest. Bitter BiggThicc talks out his caboose and makes fun of Nicky for being a terrible salesman. Current Standings: 1. ALEX 2. NICKO 3. BIGG THICC 4. JOSH 5. JESSE 6. FRANK 7. SEB 8. GREG 9. NICKY 10. LEMUS 11. OMAR 12. OZZY
021: I AM SAM
September 18, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 41.7 MBMONSTER WEEK FOR BIGG THICC AND STILL SAVORING THE SWEET TASTE OF JUSTICE ON HIS MUSTACHE. LFG!
RETURN OF THE GIRTH: 2021 SEASON IS UPON US!
September 11, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 45.1 MBFOOTBALLS BACK BABY!!!! BiggThicc back on the mic talking all the smack. Welcome back boys and girls, its time to have some fun.
019: Not Really a Recap
December 27, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBI wanted to do a recap but it never happened. The final two matchups are now Jessticles vs Bromosaurus but uh it's looking like the Dynasty is over for us. Lots of drunk talk in this one. Mostly audible ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Hoping for a more exciting finish but for now, congrats Jesse on ruining our fun. Enjoy!
018: No Repeat This Year :(
December 19, 2020 21:00 - 42 minutes - 29 MBThe excitement was short-lived. BiggThicc will NOT be a repeat champion thanks to the Dark Horse. Oh well. The two previous titles will have to do for now. Recap of the Week 14 events as well as what the future hold of Girth N' Inches. Take off your shoes, stick around!
017: PLAYOFF BOUND BABY
December 13, 2020 01:00 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MBHe did it. The son of a mom really did it. BiggThicc has made the playoff 4 years straight in Girth N' Inches! Come for the recap, stay for the very special Dilly of the Week segment at the end of the show. Good luck to all the playoff teams! To the losers, be better next year :)
016: Gamblin' and Ramblin'
December 06, 2020 08:00 - 51 minutes - 35.6 MBStill working on the title for this segment BUT Bigg Thicc and Jessie the Bookie cashed in some Draft Kings checks last week thanks to their big brain parlay picks. In this episode, Bigg Thicc recaps the winning bets of week 12, goes over money line picks, and discusses favorable player props that can possibly get you a little extra cash for that tit job you've been begging your girlfriend to get. Best of luck in week 13! Note: all the player props mentioned in this episode are from Draft ...
015: Week 12 Recap
December 05, 2020 08:00 - 54 minutes - 37.8 MBWe bid farewell to teams that, you could argue, weren't even here to begin with. They failed to show up and now, their season is over. There's a recap of week 12. Bigg Thicc also plugs his new pod segment, Parlay for Pay. Celine Dion is in this one.
014: Parlay for Pay!
November 29, 2020 06:00 - 49 minutes - 33.8 MBBigg Thicc might have found his new hobby. In this episode, Bigg Thicc goes over his favorite player props for week 12 and discusses some of the bets made for this upcoming football Sunday. Listen in and hopefully, we make some money!
014: Parlay for Pay!
November 29, 2020 06:00 - 49 minutes - 33.8 MBBigg Thicc might have found his new hobby. In this episode, Bigg Thicc goes over his favorite player props for week 12 and discusses some of the bets made for this upcoming football Sunday. Listen in and hopefully, we make some money!
013: Ham>Turkey. Week 11 Recap!
November 27, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 58 MBBig announcement by the Commissioner, recap, and all that crap on this episode! Thankful AF this year. Y'all stay safe out there. Enjoy!
012: RETURN OF THE GIRTH
November 21, 2020 06:00 - 52 minutes - 36.3 MBWelcome back. Took a week off to handle some adult shat but we are back baby! Recap, babbling, ranting. We are back to our regular mediocre podcast!
011: Week 8 Recap!
November 07, 2020 05:00 - 49 minutes - 33.8 MBWhen is the season over? This has been the most painful season in recent memory for Bigg Thicc. Tune in for the pitty party, stay for the weekly recap!
010: Week 7 Recap!
October 31, 2020 17:00 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MBFINALLY. After three straight weeks of losing in the Girth, Bigg Thicc manages to get a win! Barely. Bigg Thicc discusses some trades that went down in GILFF, as well as some drama developing in the Survivor League, and of course, the weekly recap of events in Girth N' Inches. Enjoy!
009: Week 6 Recap!
October 24, 2020 06:00 - 58 minutes - 40.4 MBWhat does a guy have to do to get a win in this league!? Bigg Thicc is on a roll. A losing roll. In this episode, Bigg Thicc goes over some NFL news, GILFF trades, and does a recap of Week 6 in Girth N' Inches.
008: Week 5 Recap!
October 17, 2020 04:00 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MB:( 2-3 in Girth N' Inches. Commissioner Bigg Thicc is sick with sadness. This week he recaps Week 5 and makes fun of the Clyde Edwards-Helaire owner. Send your thoughts and prayers to Team Chicago Chubbs. Things are looking grim.
007: Week 4 Recap!
October 10, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 54.4 MBWhen it rains, it pours. Bigg Thicc not only loses his two leagues but also loses Nick Chubb in Week 4 of Girth N' Inches. The roads must be icy cause Bigg Thicc brings all the salt this week. B.Thicc talks about the current situation in the NFL, trades in GILFF, and does the weekly recap for the league. If you want to hear someone sulk, this episode is for you.
006: Week 3 Recap!
October 03, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 45.6 MBBigg Thicc was a little under the hungover weather this week so we got a little backed up at Girth N' Inches HQ. BUT Episode 6 is here and that's all that matters! The fantasy football regular season is a quarter of the way through so Bigg Thicc breaks down current player rankings after three weeks compared to where they were drafted in Girth N' Inches. Thicc'ems also gives a recap of the Week 3 matchups in the league. Crack open a cold one and enjoy!
005: Week 2 Recap!
September 23, 2020 14:00 - 16 minutes - 11.6 MBLFG! Bigg Thicc is back in the win column! In this episode, Bigg Thicc gives a rundown of all the players lost on Armagadon Sunday and a recap of the Week 2 events in Girth N' Inches. Another quick banger you can listen to while you daydream of quitting your job!
004: Bench Warmer Banter!
September 19, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 67.7 MBEver play a sport? Ever suck? Then you and Commissioner Bigg Thicc have something in common. Remembering his illustrious career as a bench warmer, Bigg Thicc brings a new segment to Girth N' Inches where, much like when he was riding the pine pony, he shoots the breeze with fellow league mates, opposing fantasy football leagues, and random folks that dial in to give their two cents. In this episode of Bench Warmer Banter, Bigg Thicc discusses his Week 2 matchup, commissioner duties, the fut...
003: Week 1 Recap!
September 16, 2020 03:00 - 21 minutes - 15.1 MBBigg Thicc, big mad. The Commish is heated after his week 1 loss in Girth N' Inches. He recaps the week's events, goes over a new league rule and introduces a new segment! A quick episode you can listen to while you're on the porcelain throne on company time!
002: Girth N' Inches Draft Recap
September 10, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 65 MBIn this episode, Commissioner Bigg Thicc discusses OBJ's recently revealed pastime activity and goes over the League's draft results. He gives his insight on the players drafted and gives the members of Girth N' Inches a grade based on how their overall draft went.
001: Welcome to Girth N' Inches, League of Fantasy Football!
September 02, 2020 22:00 - 17 minutes - 12.1 MBThe maiden podcast for Girth N' Inches Podcast! In this episode, Commissioner Bigg Thicc introduces the world to the greatest fantasy football league to ever exist. He gives an overview of the League as well as an insight as to what he hopes this podcast will eventually become. Follow on Instagram for updates on the latest episode! https://www.instagram.com/girthninches/