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Girly Mags

81 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 36 ratings

A nostalgic and silly '90s/2000s teen magazine podcast. Ever wonder what happened to JTT? Or which 90210 character you are? (Emily Valentine rules) Then this podcast is for you. Follow us on Instagram: girly.mags & boost us for more hilarious commentary through our Girly Mags Patreon.

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Episodes

Patreon Episode 8

April 18, 2022 07:00 - 44 minutes - 40.5 MB

Here's a party loot bag of extra segments from the last few episodes, except instead of ring pops and stickers, it's jokes about periods and pubic hair. Enjoy!

Episode 73: YM February 2000

March 16, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 78.6 MB

Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage with us through the February 2000 issue of YM! We just slide, glide, slippity-slide in your eardrums (Gross) with our frequent guest Lauren Prussky! We're talking public nudity, sex how-to-ity, and slide down YM's sex poll.

Episode 72: Teen October 1994

February 17, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 95.5 MB

Well, if you got deja vu, you aren't alone! We had to take ANOTHER unexpected break due to a loss in the Girly Mags family and a virulent new strain of COVID. But we're back, baby, and we're gonna hit you one more time with Teen's October 1994 issue. We got your reader write-ins, wedgies, and we dunk on diets. Get your paws on this body-pos episode!

Episode 71: Grisly Mags - The Weird-Ass Murders of Elizabeth Platzman & Ron Sisman

November 19, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 59.2 MB

We’re back with a new episode of GRISLY MAGS, covering a ghastly case so bonkers we needed an entire episode to process all of our feelings.

Patreon Episode 7

October 22, 2021 16:25 - 1 hour - 68.3 MB

We got our seasonal affective disorder with a little extra pumpkin spice this year, but that won’t stop us from giving you a collection of Too Wild for Podcast segments from our Patreon!

EPISODE 70: J-14 February 2006

October 01, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 73.8 MB

Come party like Paris and Lindsay as we take a trip back to J-14’s February 2006 issue with comedian Olivia Stadler! We give the velvet rope treatment to all the celebrity break-ups, our worst make-outs, nightmare hook-ups and bra-bursting embarrassing moments! This Month in Herstory - February 2006 Embarrassing Moments - Super-Soaker Boulder-Holder Worst Celeb Splits of All Time - Paris Stilted, Julia Robber, and Wilmer Dramarama Quiz - What’s Your Ideal Date?

EPISODE 69: Twist May 2004

September 09, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 58.1 MB

We steamed our clams through the middle of a heatwave to give you all the hot goss from Twist May 2004 with guest Josh Lindley from Bartender Atlas and a special surprise guest busts through the door and into your ears. Sweat with us to the oldies that never die-ies like Nipplegate, Justin Timberfake and Brit’s baby daddy… Kerver Ferderrlern. This month in Herstory - May 2005 Embarrassing Moments - Zipper solo Unsolved Celebrity Mysteries - Nip-nops, paps pop, Kidz bop Quiz - Are You Ready ...

EPISODE 68: YM May 1995

August 04, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 93.3 MB

We got a super-sized episode after some super-sized cocktails and we're surprised we survived covering May 1995. Bartender Marta Es returns on her way to the East Coast and we deliver the tampon terror, phys-ed physical, Pauly-to-the-wally action that you've come to expect when the Girly Gang gets loose. This Month in Herstory - May 1995 Say Anything - Phys-dead, hands red Ask Anything - My boyfriend had sex and all I got was this lousy STI Why Are Guys So Gross - "He smells", she yells b...

Patreon Episode 6

July 06, 2021 07:00 - 42 minutes - 38.6 MB

We’re still hungover from our upcoming cocktail-centric episode, so in the meantime, here’s some extra segments from the previous two episodes. Please keep away from the elderly and young children because these segments may present a choking hazard. Traumarauma: Locker room drama and an unlucky bathroom bachelor Episode 67: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 2002 (Guest Lauren Prussky) Cosmo Confessions - Erotic exclamations Wackiest Jobs in the World Is it too sexy if I sexy spoon my sexy sibling? Foll...

EPISODE 67: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 2002

June 14, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 68.7 MB

EPISODE 67: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 2002 It’s getting hot in hurr...cuz we’re back with LADY MAGS. Covering a steamy, sizzling issue of Cosmopolitan June 2002. This episode’s a kitchen sink of embarrassing sexcapades, hidden treasures, clams, MURDER and Girly Mags’ usual dose of weirdness. Oh, and a special someone is back for another wild trip with us through the magazine universe. Hang on to your thongs, people. IN THIS EPISODE: This Month in History - June 2002 Cosmo Confessions: Condom Conund...

Episode 66: J-14 August 2004

May 14, 2021 19:48 - 1 hour - 68.9 MB

Time for some action from the days of tight t-shirts, peasant tops, boot-cut pants and the indie rock renaissance. It’s J-14 August 2004 and Girly Mags is coming at you with some band break-ups, LiLo, and Eminem’s stitches, along with your regular dose of horrifying teen moments and clarifying quizzes.

Patreon Episode 5

April 13, 2021 06:09 - 1 hour - 62.4 MB

The hits keep coming with 2021: 2020 Part Two with more reverb. Covid is still keeping us apart, plus we suffered a very close personal loss in the Girly Mags family (Thank you to everyone in the Girly Mags community who reached out). As a result, we weren’t recording for a while, but we could never stay away for long and a new episode is in the works. In the meantime, we got another Patreon episode for your aural pleasure.

Episode 65: 'Teen May 1994

March 20, 2021 19:03 - 1 hour - 64.4 MB

Strap on those blades and whiz back to May 1994 with this issue of ‘Teen Magazine. This episode has it all: bikini bullshit, teen dances, mortifying moments, female condoms, nostalgic tunes and, as usual, LAUGHS. Lots of ‘em.

Episode 64: Seventeen February 2001

February 24, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 79.4 MB

Sorry, we’re late to the party, but we have delivered a massive batch of audio jungle juice! This week we’re all about Seventeen’s February 2001 issue, but also Girly Mags is back with another edition of Grisly Mags, covering the Ashton Kutcher adjacent Hollywood Ripper murders. Trigger warning: if you’re not into true crime, you can skip from about 12:27-46:45 and just get your regular dose of Girly Mags teen traumas and dramas!

Episode 63: YM November 1997

January 29, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 57.9 MB

COVID knocked us down, but we got up again… barely. It’s a new episode of Girly Mags taking you back to November 1997 with YM, and we got all your classic hits: Sharting, cat piss, zitty make-outs, and some of the biggest jams of the late ‘90s.

Patreon Episode Four

November 25, 2020 00:48 - 1 hour - 74.7 MB

Well, the second wave of COVID has been kicking our asses over here and we haven’t been able to get together to record a new episode in a while. So, here’s another episode made up of Patreon segments to bide you over while we get it together to “Hop on a Zoom call” and record a new episode! As always, subscribe to our Patreon for magazine archives, early episode access, and extra segments. Stay alert, stay safe. Episode 60: Cosmopolitan June 1994: History of the Cosmo and Love Addiction (Fea...

Patreon Episode Three

October 14, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.2 MB

While we’re on a bit of a new wave COVID break, here’s a mixtape of never-before-heard Patreon segments. Sign up to our Patreon for access to our magazine archives, merch, early episode release, and bonus segments like these where we get extra stupid. Episode 54 - Seventeen July 1995: Creep (Feat. Amanda O’Connell) Episode 55 - Seventeen April 2000: Judgemental Girlfriends Q’n’A (Feat. Lauren Servideo) Episode 56 - YM February 1998: Fresh Prince (William) (Feat. Krystan Saint Cat) Episode...

EPISODE 62: TWIST MARCH 1999

September 28, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 62 MB

YOOOO, GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN? We've got a brand new ep fresh outta the oven and it's got some JUICY tidbits like wet dreams, cybersex nightmares, rump readings and all things 1999! Joining us for this episode is someone you may have missed around the Girly Mags table... so come along for the reunion! IN THIS EPISODE: This Month in History - March 1999 No Way! Totally Embarrassing Moments: Mr Cream Jeans Hooking Up Online: Cybersex in the '90s Friend 2 Friend: AOL IRL Quiz - Which...

EPISODE 61: YM January 1996

September 09, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 70.4 MB

Welcome back for a very special episode of Grisly Mags. We’re bringing you an investigation into a how a pair of teenagers were inspired to commit a brutal murder by the insidious satanic heavy metal of… Silverchair?? Then we bring you the tragic tale of a doctor’s shrapnel casualty, forbidden pornhub category love, and set Marilyn Mansplain up to take a serial killer rap. IN THIS EPISODE: This Month in History - January 1996 Say Anything - Hot doctor visit goes wrong Love 911 - Hot step...

EPISODE 60: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 1994

August 12, 2020 18:11 - 1 hour - 80.8 MB

It’s the return of Lady Mags! We’ve got our hands on a rather steamy issue of Cosmo and joining us for this salacious journey is Marta S (@martamakesdrinks) who gets us drunk on the infamous Sex and the City cocktail of the same name as we discuss hilarious sexual mishaps, the precarious state of the service industry, weird fetishes, and find out who’s a ball buster and let our freak flags fly! IN THIS EPISODE This Month in History - June 1994 When Sex Goes Hilariously Wrong Irma Kurtz’ A...

EPISODE 59: J14 JANUARY 2006

July 20, 2020 07:00 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MB

Bust out your pointy-toed kitten heels and Coolpix cameras cuz we’re going back to the worst year for fashion - January, 2006 with this PG13-cum-rated R issue of J14. This episode we discuss the most fuckable Disney characters, totes embarrassing moments, play a little Truth or Dare and find out if we are BoY crAzY! Joining us on this journey is Nicky Paris (@nickyparisbitch), an LA-based comedian and co-host of Daddy Issues, and who was recently featured on Audible’s 2020 Pride Special! IN T...

EPISODE 58: TEEN PEOPLE AUGUST 1998 W/JESSE CAMP

June 29, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 61.9 MB

The summer of 1998 - numetal was raging on the charts, Bill Clinton was lying through his teeth and MTV debuted their Wanna Be a VJ series. Jesse Camp (@therealjessecamp), a lovable goofball from Connecticut with wild hair, was chosen by viewers and became the first ever winner, and he’s joining Girly Mags for this blast-from-the-past episode! Come along for this balls-to-the-wall, totally rockin’ nostalgia trip through his time at MTV, strange celebrity encounters, 1998 trivia and more! Fol...

EPISODE 57: TWIST SEPTEMBER 1999

June 08, 2020 17:39 - 1 hour - 65.7 MB

Put on your raggedy JNCOs and pop in your September 1999 mixtape. Returning is Bartender Atlas’ Josh Lindley, who joins us for a spooky true-crime This Month in History mystery, discusses supremo summer snafus and tries out some lamewad pickup lines courtesy of this issue of Twist magazine. Head back to the time of sneaking into R-rated movies with a PG-13 movie ticket and the time you cried to Sandstorm because a dude with frosted tips dumped you at a school dance. IN THIS EPISODE This Mon...

EPISODE 56: YM FEBRUARY 1998

May 18, 2020 07:00 - 55 minutes - 51.3 MB

We’re drawing back the curtain  on the February 1998 issue of YM magazine, featuring meme queen and illustrator/artist Krystan Saint Cat (@krystansaintcat). This episode is a mixtape of mall horror stories, love tarot, wet dreams and sussing out our sweetie-snagging styles à la quiz. Join Girly Mags on another stroll down memory lane where, somehow, shitting your pants comes up yet again. IN THIS EPISODE This Month in History - February 1998 Say Anything: All the Mall Things Ask Anything:...

EPISODE 55: SEVENTEEN, APRIL 2000

May 04, 2020 07:00 - 55 minutes - 51.4 MB

“I wanna be more famous than the Internet.” - Jessica Simpson Welcome to the first quarantine episode of Girly Mags on WhoHaha! We’re rewinding the tape all the way back to the April 2000 of Seventeen magazine, and we’ve funny gal Lauren Servideo joining us for laughs along the way. Go back to a better time of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, some faux pas embarrassing moments, weirdly accurate predictions for 2020 from the Y2K-era and the awful years that were being a teen! IN THIS EPISODE Th...

EPISODE 54: SEVENTEEN JULY 1995

March 19, 2020 18:13 - 1 hour - 70.9 MB

We're throwing back... all the way back to the time of Windows '95 with the July 1995 issue of Seventeen featuring Aerosmith-video babe and Clueless star, Alicia Silverstone. Joining us for this journey is Amanda Connell, host of You Don't Know What It's Like podcast. Come chase waterfalls with us as we chat summer job traumas, when to dump a shitty boyfriend and find out if we're snobs! JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! INSTAGRAM - GIRLY.MAGS TWITTER - GIRLY_MAGS See Privacy Policy at...

EPISODE 53: PATREON CLIP EPISODE

February 28, 2020 17:09 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MB

One of our illustrious hosts had to take a trip down to the world's biggest little city, so we couldn't record this week. But Girly Mags won't let you down! We have a clip episode made up of unheard segments from some of your favourite episodes! Get ready for some funeral mishaps, Gavin Rossdale's sensuous mouth, mysterious hairs, occult powers, and all the embarassing moments and body freak-outs that you expect from Girly Mags. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California ...

EPISODE 52: TEEN JANUARY 2000

February 14, 2020 05:03 - 1 hour - 61.2 MB

Grab your emergency banana liqueur, set your AIM account to permanently away and head down to the bunker with us ‘cause you’re coming with Girly Mags back to Y2K through the January 2000 issue of Teen Magazine. Joining us on this apocalyptic journey is Falen Johnson - co-host of CBC’s Secret Life of Canada. Get ready for year one of the Willenium. Fight your ex, hide your chickens.   IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History - January 2000 Why Me? Humiliation Hot Sheet - Saxophones, Feels on Wheels...

EPISODE 51: YM OCTOBER 1997

January 30, 2020 15:38 - 1 hour - 72.6 MB

NEW YEAR, SAME US! After a lil break, the Girly Mags gang is BACK... all the way back to the October 1997 issue of YM. This episode features funny gal @jensakato and is packed with supremo Say Anything moments, including MIA tampons and the trauma of hearing the parentals bang! Join us as we take a dump on diet culture and flex our mental muscles with the Are You a Bimbo? quiz! INSTAGRAM - GIRLY.MAGS TWITTER/PATREON - GIRLYMAGS CHECK OUT OUR PLAYLISTS ON SPOTIFY! See Privacy Policy at https:...

EPISODE 50: SEVENTEEN NOVEMBER 2001

December 05, 2019 17:26 - 1 hour - 73.3 MB

The airports are running again, but we have to take off our shoes as we fly back to November 2001 with our special guest Briana Templeton of sketch comedy duo The Templeton Philharmonic (@templetonphil) and co-host of None of Our Business podcast. We make sure the seatbelt sign is off before heading right for the toilet to check out what strange things our bodies are doing now. Come along for a turbulent ride!  IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History – November 2001 Traumarama! – Splish Splash Bo...

EPISODE 49: COSMOPOLITAN NOVEMBER 1994

November 11, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 94.9 MB

This bittersweet episode marks the end of an era. Lauren Prussky, AKA editor extraordinaire and Girly Mags loudmouth is on to greener pastures. But don’t fret - this episode is full of bangers, sing-a-longs, tears and tons of laughs, with a few freaky surprises along the way. We’re heading back to the time of holey jeans, 1-900 numbers and catty celebrity feuds of the ‘90s. Jump in the Girly Mags whip for another ride around the nostalgia block - this episode is one for the books! IN THIS IS...

EPISODE 48: YM OCTOBER 1999

November 01, 2019 18:51 - 1 hour - 75.8 MB

BOO, BITCHES! Girly Mags is back with a spooktacular Halloween episode featuring witchcraft, love sins and the greatest horror of all - being a teen in 1999! We’re joined by a gruesome guest, comedian and all-around cool chick, Caitlin Langelier, whose special talent lies in her ability to name all the gals in Mambo No. 5! Come along for another weird, wild ride into the depths of hell… if you dare! IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History: October 1999 Say Anything: Braceface Ask Anything: Crushi...

EPISODE 47: COSMOGIRL JUNE/JULY 2000

October 17, 2019 16:22 - 1 hour - 60.4 MB

Greetings from Camp Girly Mags! Meet your newest camp counselor, Amanda Connell, host of You Don’t Know What It’s Like podcast as we cover our FIRST EVER CosmoGirl! We debunk virginity myths + bisexuality, find out if we’re ToTaLLy BoY CrAzY, along with special surprises and our patented blend of social commentary and jokes about periods and pegging. IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History - June/July 2000 Embarrassing Moments - Jesus Camp Sex & Your Body - Like a Virgin What Do I Do Now? Lez Be ...

EPISODE 46: YM MAY 2000

September 27, 2019 06:16 - 1 hour - 72 MB

It’s the year 2000 and you’re rolling passenger-side in the Girly Mags ride. We are joined by BlogTO and Only in Toronto’s Dani Stover as we cover the May 2000 issue of YM with the holy trinity crazysexycool cover girls: TLC. We drink bubs and rate scrubs. Hop in. Bonus content available on our Patreon! Also, check out our sweet complementary playlists for each episode on Spotify! IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History: May 2000 Say Anything: Waterfalls Totally TLC Grade the Guys Truth or Conseq...

EPISODE 45: SEVENTEEN AUGUST 2003

September 12, 2019 15:35 - 1 hour - 83.8 MB

Grab your backpack, low-rise jeans, Von Dutch trucker hat, and your new Pumas because it’s BACK 2 SCHOOL, bitches! This month was all about the Bennifer, which we don’t even discuss in this episode because there’s more to life than just poorly-dressed celebs and Gigli! We have better things in store for you, like some Girly Mags truth or dare, where we PLAY MUSIC BY SLAPPING OUR BUTTS. It’s another great ep, but we ain’t going anywhere until you pop your collar. Perf, let’s go. IN THIS ISSUE:...

EPISODE 44: TWIST NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1999

August 29, 2019 20:57 - 1 hour - 62.6 MB

Episode 44 - Twist November/December 1999 Say, say two thousand, zero, zero, party over! Oops, out of time, so tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999! Girly Mags is back with another episode straight out of the Y2K doomsday vault⁠. Bunker down for the sex education you never got in middle school and don’t shit your G-strings when things get seriously phreaky with the Ouija board. Download all our eps and start canning your preserves now: this one’s ready for judgement day. IN THIS ISSUE: This...

EPISODE 43: YM SEPTEMBER 1997

August 15, 2019 15:35 - 1 hour - 77.1 MB

WE BACK, BABY!!!!! After a much needed summer break, the Girly Mags crew has returned with an exxxplosive episode for your listening pleasure. We chat mooning, the age of consent, make fun of slimeballs and reminisce about the days of owning a Con-Air phone. Summer ain’t over yet, so turn the volume up and don’t sweat the small stuff. IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History: September 1997 Say Anything: Turning the Other Cheek Love Crisis: Lolita Applebaum, you gotta put me on Jerk Alert: Cutting...

EPISODE 42: SEVENTEEN MAY 1998

June 24, 2019 18:04 - 1 hour - 71.1 MB

EPISODE 42: SEVENTEEN MAY 1998 It’s summer!!! You know what that means: yet another season of delectable dad bods, and the best way to do that is by honoring the Godfather of dad bods himself - Leonardo DiCappuccino. In this episode we’re joined by journalist and OG internet guru, Lauren O’Neil to discuss internet chat blunders, oral fixations, and the thing that’s definitely on everyone’s mind: if all Laurens are psychic. This Month in History: May 1998 Traumarama: Virtual Insanity Sex and B...

EPISODE 41: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 1999

June 06, 2019 16:52 - 1 hour - 59.1 MB

EPISODE 41: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 1999 It’s ladies night, oh - what a night. Ya, you heard us - it's ladies night. The crew got our hands on a rather salacious '90s issue of Cosmo, featuring some pretty crazy content - like hard-boiled eggs into unlikely places (hint: not your upper lips), fanfiction celebrity hookups and a Girly Mags member owning up to a serious crime. So slip on your handbags, strap on your…overpriced shoes, and get ready because for this episode, we bring you: LADY MAGS. IN T...

EPISODE 40: YM MARCH 2000

May 23, 2019 08:25 - 1 hour - 61.1 MB

EPISODE 40: YM March 2000 Do you remember what happened in March of Y2K? Nope, us neither, so we dug out an incredible YM MTV issue to help us out. TRIGGER WARNING: Carson Daly’s forehead. We get love advice from MC Bones, aka Tom Green, hear a former MTV VJs supremo humiliating moment, give totally unqualified advice on teen drug use, and relive the old town road that was the millennium! You can rest assured we are the most qualified guides to take you on this time-traveling journey, so sadd...

EPISODE 39: SEVENTEEN JULY 1997

May 09, 2019 10:13 - 1 hour - 63.6 MB

EPISODE 39: SEVENTEEN JULY 1997 Picture it if you will...it was the hot summer of ‘97, and you’re slurpin’ up your Big Gulp living your semi-charmed life, playing foolish games with your friends, watching hotties on the beach and thinking “Can’t nobody hold me down." Your whole life is ahead of you, every day is winding road... This episode we’re joined by special guest, Kaniehtiio Horn, celebrated Mohawk actress and host of the amazing podcast Coffee With My Ma (which you can read about here...

EPISODE 38: TEEN PEOPLE FEBRUARY 2005

April 25, 2019 17:09 - 1 hour - 67.2 MB

Roll on that body glitter and let your thong hang out, all the way back to this February 2005 issue of Teen People. We’re giving you the 411 on forgotten couples, examining the bad gals of Hollywood and discussing the trials and tribulations of unofficial Whole Foods spokesperson Jessica Simpson. Also, James takes on the heroic task of Marilyn Mansplaining the entire plot of The Son of the Mask so that you never, ever have to watch it. You’re welcome. IN THIS ISSUE: 1.  This Month in History:...

EPISODE 37: J14, JANUARY 2005

March 21, 2019 10:02 - 1 hour - 60.8 MB

This ep is gonna blow you out of the water, people. This week Girly Mags takes a lighthearted look at 2005, long after our futures became dim. Case in point: Paris Hilton was “so hot”, it was splitzville for Brad and Jen, and someone probably knew who Chad Michael Murray was. Sorry, Chad. This ep is full of laughs and some pretty craptastic stories. Definitely don’t eat during this one, y’all. We warned you.----more---- IN THIS ISSUE: 1.  This Month in History: January 2005 2.  Embarrassing M...

EPISODE 36: SEVENTEEN, MARCH 1990

March 07, 2019 19:55 - 1 hour - 80.1 MB

*Cue mood lighting and slow ballads, ‘cause it’s prom season* This week we’re joined by the ultra-talented powerhouse Gillian Goerz, co-founder and producer of Drunk Feminist Films to dish on the year that started it all: 1990. We go head-to-head on our faves for the Seventeen Readers’ Poll, shred the gnar on a listener’s question and, as usual, LOL A LOT. So inflate your Reebok Pumps for this one, listeners, it’s gonna be a wild, weird ride.   IN THIS ISSUE:   1.  This Month in History: Marc...

EPISODE 35: TEEN - DECEMBER 1994

February 21, 2019 19:25 - 1 hour - 70.4 MB

Drink from the Beverly Hills, 90210 fountain of eternal youth - all the way back to the era of post-grunge, rollerblades and the last days of Brenda Walsh. It was pretty much impossible for us to turn away from this issue. Tiffani-Amber is on the cover and she spells her hyphenated name with a friggin’ ‘I’ - could you GET any more ‘90s teen? In this episode we are joined by our ol’ pal Josh Lindley (remember him? Mr. Katie Holmes from Episode 19? Ya, we knew you would) and we flex our gag ref...

EPISODE 34: TWIST - FEBRUARY 2002

February 07, 2019 11:46 - 1 hour - 67.6 MB

As we edge closer to the season of edging - Valentine’s Day - we invite you to join Girly Mags in this episode as we splash around in the waters of yesteryear. Do you remember 2002? It was the last time the Patriots played the Rams at Superbowl XXXIISII (who knows how to read Roman numerals anyway, NERDS!), and Crossroads starring Britney Spears won Best Screenplay at the Oscars. This ep is peppered with a bit of everything for everyone: public shame, stoney baloney, MURDER, Cheaters™, and th...

EPISODE 33: YM - DECEMBER 1993

January 24, 2019 21:03 - 1 hour - 68.1 MB

Wowwwwwwww, well, we’re finally back after a lil break with a fresh magazine re-up.  Get ready, because this episode has some dank pop culture nugs to pack in your ear pipes. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the trip!Let’s be kind and rewind to December 1993 where we dish out the hard truth about being a gift-giving cheapskate, deliver a very juicy segment on cults, and shit-talk the turd buckets who think it’s okay to call women sluts. HOW MANY MORE YEARS ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE THIS CONVO...

EPISODE 32 - J14 FEBRUARY 2004

November 29, 2018 12:51 - 1 hour - 79.5 MB

2004 was a much simpler time… NASA was sending rovers to Mars because we needed another planet to fuck up, the Lord of the Rings continued to slay at the Academy Awards, and Mark Zuckerberg was launching his career in his dorm room. Speaking of which, did you know that according to the Wu Tang Name Generator, L’il Zuckie’s 36-Chamber moniker is Quiet Destroyer? Very telling. In this episode we get down with Detroit hometown hero Slim Shady, talking with the parentals about the dirty deed and ...

EPISODE 31 - TWIST APRIL 2002

November 15, 2018 13:56 - 1 hour - 73.1 MB

It’s JUDGEMENT DAY. Are your parents on your case for exercising your free will? Do your friends judge you ‘cause you’re a homie hopper? What life decisions are affected by the opinions of your peers? Do you hide things about yourself to others? OR DO YOU NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK?! In April 2002, giving a shit about what people think was all the rage. Join us in this episode as we tackle rumours, haters, homewreckers, five-finger discount shoppers, and why everyone needs to sto...

EPISODE 30: YM SEPTEMBER 1999

November 01, 2018 12:52 - 1 hour - 56.3 MB

According to Prince and some computer nerds, we all had three months left to live. Fortunately, we didn’t all die, but in case you were partying too hard to remember, we’re helping you relive September 1999!We’ve got some burning sensations. Are they from that guy we picked up while he was fishing pennies out of the fountain at the mall OR from all the ‘99 celebs and trends in the Hot List?! Listen up and hear why Girly Mags won Best Podcast in Now Magazine’s 2018 Reader’s Choice Awards!P.S. ...

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