Get Your Act Together with Mike Bain
98 episodes - English - Latest episode: 13 days ago -Comedian Mike Bain answers questions and gives advice on relationships, dating, life struggles, and explains, how if a barbarian like himself can be a better person so can you.
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Panama!
April 15, 2024 15:58 - 1 hour - 120 MBMike talks about his recent trip to Panama, the country's history and his experiences hiking to old military bunkers on an island off their coast, how the Panama Canal became DisneyLand, corruption in latin america and the US, the problems with chronically online young men, why crying doesn't erase your manhood, why you should be wary of political and religious grifters, the importance of fasting and abstaining from habits, tik tok scams, and onlyfans girls finding God
Andre Paradis 2: Red Pilled Guys and Boss Girls
March 20, 2024 01:09 - 2 hours - 127 MBMike sits down with Relationship Dynamics Coach, Author, and The Founder of Project Equinox Andre Paradis for his return to the podcast. Andre and Mike talk about dating in the modern era and the effects of the gender war, red pill and boss girl content on finding relationships. Why young men are afraid of commitment and responsibility and why older men are afraid of having their hearts broken. How marriage and children drive a man towards success. The importance of gender roles in a healthy...
Cortes And The Scallywags
February 29, 2024 23:23 - 1 hour - 112 MBMike talks about the allegations against P Diddy, Meek Mill and Usher, how spending time in another country taught him that so much of culture is based on climate, the passing of Richard Lewis, the history of Latin America, how learning a different language helps you get a new view on the world, how the US Government is like a dead beat who owes you money, why democracy makes you blame the wrong people for your problems, and answers listeners’ questions about what to do with a teen who smoke...
Frankie Puopolo 2 : Being a Hardcore Dad
February 27, 2024 01:08 - 2 hours - 181 MBMike sits down with musician and singer Frankie Puopolo of the band Death Before Dishonor, who's back on the show to talk about how his previous episode of this podcast was brought up in court, what it's like going from touring in a hardcore rock band to prioritizing and being a dad, going from a band to a solo act, learning to find excitement without drugs and drinking, walking through bad neighborhoods in Puerto Rico at 3am, hallucinating from sleep deprivation, learning to eat healthy, no...
Big Booty Radley
February 21, 2024 19:55 - 1 hour - 119 MBThis week Mike talks about Bobbi Althoff being an industry plant, why she got divorced, and if Drake was responsible, the sexual allegations against Vince McMahon, and why a man who has it all would risk it all, how common plastic surgery is for women in Colombia, and what it's like working out in a Colombian gym surrounded by big fake booties, fighting with his friends over what type of bachelor party he's going to have, why Conan The Barbarian is some of the most motivational literature yo...
75 Hard with Don Zollo
February 05, 2024 23:37 - 1 hour - 78.5 MBOn this episode Mike sits down with comedian Don Zollo to talk about his motivation behind doing the 75 Hard Challenge, the history of Boston Comedy, his moving to Arizona and the fears, trepidations, and excitement that come with moving somewhere new and starting over, dealing with stress and anger issues, finding peace, our favorite motivational speakers, why you don't need to fight everyone that wants to fight you, and why sometimes the homeless have it figured out.
Love Syndrome
January 12, 2024 23:27 - 2 hours - 139 MBMike talks about Netflix's Down Syndrome dating show "Down for Love", P Diddy parties, Stephan Hawking's Epstein Island excursions, Jewish tunnels under Brookyln, Katt Williams, Senate aides posting gay sex videos from the capitol building, why the gender war is for fools, why guys looking for trad wives need to lower their expectations, the truth about passport bros, why red pilled podcasters actually host Only Fan's Girls, why the elites want us divided and answers a listener's question on...
Danny Wahlberg
December 17, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 73.1 MBMike sits down with Music Producer Danny Wahlberg, to talk about Danny's journey from just starting out making music in Florida to getting into drugs being arrested and on the verge of going to jail, when he agreed instead to get sober through a Monastic organization in Italy called Community Cenacolo where he was removed from the outside world for 5 years. Coming back to the rest of the modern society while living in a church in Boston, and his triumphant return to music that's now brought ...
In Defense of Lizzo
October 16, 2023 23:40 - 1 hour - 67 MBMike defends Lizzo against the accusations about her and the banana, talks about being engaged and his anticipation of marriage, the sort of people you see at Fall fairs in New England, the cyclicality of time, and talks about Israel and Palestine, how it's ok not to have an opinion on the conflict, how not to get bullied into going against your morals, why to be wary of propaganda, and why it’s important to take time to disconnect from the news and social media.
Ayahuasca Returns-Have Faith
May 15, 2023 01:13 - 2 hours - 142 MBOn this episode Mike talks about journeying back into the amazon to do Ayahuasca to rekindle his creative energies and overcome grief, and the lessons he learned while being out there. The difficulties in reattempting a transcendental experience and the techniques he learned for meditating, dealing with anxiety, fear, depression, and the stress of the news and social media. The importance of being present in the moment, discipline, commitment, trust and faith. The pains that come with chang...
China's Big Barroon
February 08, 2023 21:13 - 1 hour - 78.2 MBMike Talks about the Chinese Spy Balloon, A Tennessee lady cop that likes to get around, his experience climbing a South American Volcano, how to deal with addiction and suicidal thoughts in yourself and loved ones, and answers a listeners question on how to get your girlfriend to lose weight.
Jose Landeo
December 06, 2022 04:15 - 1 hour - 53.6 MBMike sits down with Jose Landeo a man he met while traveling in Ecuador who has been on a months long journey riding a bicycle from Canada to Peru. Jose talks about leaving behind his job as an engineer to ride a bicycle through deserts, over mountains, through storms, across borders, and how he adopted a dog along the way. How he overcame his fears, what it's like to sleep alone in the middle of a mexican desert, what he's learned about life, his favorite places he's been, the amazing peopl...
Don't Call It A Come Back!
November 27, 2022 20:15 - 1 hour - 102 MBMike is back and he's talking about why he took a break,the World Cup and why Football Brawls are good for society, trash talking in Latin America, Elon and Twitter, FTX, answering listeners questions, all the back boobs he saw in Orlando, and dealing with depression, trying to get out of a creative slump, and the process of dealing with the loss of family.
Next Exit For Hard Drugs and Easy Women
August 02, 2022 22:12 - 1 hour - 67 MBMike talks about an autistic dating show he's been watching, why unconditional love isn't a good thing and why men should stop whining about not getting it, the intense fear of starting over and getting outside your comfort zone and why it's so hard to do, mental health, and why husbands and fathers who aren't told they're appreciated just might not come home.
Roe v. Wacka Wacka!
June 30, 2022 20:06 - 1 hour - 70.6 MBMike talks about the current unrest in equador, the effects of of the last two years of fighting against medical boidly autonomy have had on Roe v Wade, how the 2 party system has shaped all political fights, Ghislaine Maxwell's impedning suicide, walking through a camp city filled with addicts in Boston, learning how to be greatful for what you have in life, and using the lessons of Roman emprors to get out of bed when you're depressed.
Mike Grey
June 23, 2022 20:48 - 1 hour - 74 MBMike sits down with Comedian Mike Grey, to talk about relationships, Kevin Samuels, being humbled, is therapy a scam?, taking personal responsibility, Maine, identity politics, metal bands, and punk rock philosophers.
Mike Gray
June 23, 2022 20:48 - 1 hour - 74 MBMike sits down with Comedian Mike Gray, to talk about relationships, Kevin Samuels, being humbled, is therapy a scam?, taking personal responsibility, Maine, identity politics, metal bands, and punk rock philosophers.
Monkey Love Pox
June 01, 2022 12:51 - 58 minutes - 67.7 MBMike talks about the hip new virus Monkey Pox, the new outrage at Dave Chapelle, how women can make money off the baby formula shortage, growing up, dating as you get older, and why it's so important you take time off of work for yourself.
Matthew P Brown
May 25, 2022 14:12 - 1 hour - 202 MBMike sits down with comedian Matthew P Brown to talk about their days starting out in comedy, why you should embrace growing older, keeping your eyes on your dream, how to stay motivated, the importance of a work life balance, and why your most creative thoughts always come after sex.
Masks Off Pants Off
April 20, 2022 01:58 - 1 hour - 75.6 MBMike talks about how you no longer need to wear masks on planes, why pagan Easter was so fun, Elon trying to buy Twitter, why people care about the race of mass shooters and answers a listener's question who's having second thoughts about marriage.
Steve Halligan
April 13, 2022 02:25 - 1 hour - 93.3 MBMike sits down with musician and comedian Steve Halligan to talk about sobriety and addiction, using Mushrooms as therapy, how to still be a performer after you've killed your ego with hallucinogens, horror movies, 4chan, the quest for identity and why it's ok to not have an opinion on something.
Pablo Ruiz
April 04, 2022 18:52 - 1 hour - 72.8 MBMike talks with musician Pablo Ruiz about why Will Smith is a pusillanimous wanker, why Pick Up Artists miss the mark, the importance of maintaining mental and physical health, and why a husband and father must keep his head when the world around him is in chaos
Aaron "Tiny" Smith
March 28, 2022 00:38 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBMike sits down with Comedian and Musician Aaron Smith aka Tiny, of The Thickness to talk about life on the road, stealing oil from Chinese restaurants to power his bus, taking 100 hits of Acid at once, winning over bad audiences, and how you can still be unique while enjoying a conventional relationship
U Gotta Be Kraining Me
March 09, 2022 02:49 - 1 hour - 94.4 MBMike talks about a a Florida teacher who is routinely beaten by her 5 year old student, and talks about what's going on in Ukraine, propaganda, the history of Ukraine and Russia, how things got this way, and why Russian cats are banned from competition.
Sam Buck
March 01, 2022 03:11 - 1 hour - 86.8 MBMike Sits down with Comedian and Podcaster Sam Buck. Sam is the host of the "Bucked Up with Sam Buck" podcast. Sam talks with Mike about smoking weed with Bloods, meeting and interviewing his favorite Rappers, battling depression, using DMT to change his life, having faith, and the importance of a hard work ethic.
Tinder Swindlers
February 23, 2022 14:14 - 56 minutes - 64.2 MBMike talks about Pete Davidson and Kanye, breaks down who the real victims are in the Tinder Swindler and talks about how Furries are taking over American Culture.
Andre Paradis
February 15, 2022 03:10 - 2 hours - 130 MBMike sits down with Public Speaker, Author, and Relationship Coach Andre Paradis. They talk about what Andre learned from his years as a male stripper, how to mantain healthy relationships, why people cheat, why a woman's feminity is so important, why immature men hurt women, and why men and women fulfilling their natural gender roles is so crucial for happiness.
Wheelchair Canyon
February 07, 2022 22:01 - 54 minutes - 72.5 MBMike talks about exploring a cave in South America, learning Spanish, driving in Colombia, canadian truckers, Joe Rogan, why you shouldn't wait to start living, and how a guy in a wheelchair in a canyon inspired him to work harder.
Ayahuasca
January 03, 2022 06:04 - 3 hours - 215 MBMike talks about going into the Amazon jungle in South America to stay with a shaman and his family to do Ayahuasca, having a come to god moment, being stopped in the middle of the night and searched by the military, and going through the most painful, terrifying, anxiety inducing, but also spiritually rewarding experience of his entire life.
Texas Boobs
November 11, 2021 05:56 - 1 hour - 71.5 MBMike talks about his recent trip to Texas and what it was like performing at different cities in Texas, how he failed No Nut November, the Travis Scott concert, his upcoming trip to the Amazon, the accusations against Dave Portnoy and answers listener questions about anxiety.
Kenny Capozzi
November 01, 2021 14:22 - 2 hours - 115 MBMike sits down with comedian Kenny Capozzi and comedian Dom LoConte stops in and they talk about addiction, Kenny getting off of heroine after 10 years of using, dating, kink, when women call you out for not being aggressive enough, is Sublime overrated and who is a musical genius, and why boomers believe the news and love authority.
Mr. Mean Tweets
October 25, 2021 00:44 - 1 hour - 68.3 MBMike talks about Alec Baldwin shooting his coworkers, Donald Trump's email about Colin Powell, Steven Crowder getting in hot water, how his own car was stolen, and answers listen questions on preferences for aggressive or docile women.
Brandon Wahlberg
October 18, 2021 00:37 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBMike sits down with actor and singer Brandon Wahlberg to talk about the Sopranos, ordering strippers, fighting the homeless, dating apps, quitting porn, and working with film students.
Gay For Jesus
October 11, 2021 01:19 - 1 hour - 91.7 MBMike talks about the Tyson Fury fight and having someone sing after knocking you out, going to the fair and seeing the sexiest carnie, meeting his new born again pastor neighbor, Chapelle's new special, the Wuhan Labs Umbrella Corp. like activities experimenting on bats, and answers questions on how soon someone should text you back.
Heather Sullivan
October 04, 2021 00:26 - 1 hour - 76.7 MBMike sits down with the Host of the Podcast "Marijuana Today" and Senior Licensing Manager at Curaleaf Heather Sullivan to talk about leaving behind her old job and life to take a chance and make it in the Cannabis industry. The process of legalizing medical and recreational Marijuana in Maine, the stigmas around working in the Marijuana industry. And Mike and Heather have a deep talk and debate about dating, kink, sex, relationships, marriage, the roles of men and women, Tinder, and proper ...
Super Balls
September 27, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 71 MBMike talks about why you should never go on a cross country trip in a van with your significant other to national parks, dives deep into the story of Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's swollen balls, Chris Cuomo playing grab ass with his boss, and answers questions on how to tell a hook up you're no longer interested, and how to tell your GF that she's getting too fat.
Johnny Hickey
September 21, 2021 02:29 - 2 hours - 132 MBMike sits down with writer, actor, and director Johnny Hickey, to talk about Johnny's journey from growing up in the projects of Charlestown, robbing pharmacies, and going to prison to becoming a father and an award winning actor and director. How to actualize your dreams, avoiding divisive rhetoric, the opioid epidemic, and evolving and changing as a director in the age of covid and streaming. Johnny can be found @thejohnnyhickey on Instagram and all social media platforms
Blissful Breast Milk
September 13, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 74 MBMike talks about why people who like corn flavored cereal need professional help, how he hurt himself trying to pray, abortion in Texas, the end of unemployment, why onlyfans is better than working at Amazon, and answers listeners' questions on if they should hide emotions.
Jeff Abraham
September 08, 2021 13:29 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBMike sits down with Entrepreneur and CEO of Absorption Pharmaceuticals, which operates Promescent, a sexual wellness company, Jeff Abraham. They talk about why American's are so afraid to talk about sex and money, and why communication is the key to a healthy sex life. Jeff also gives advice on the most important decisions for how to accumulate wealth, what he wish he could tell the young version of himself, and why being an honest and authentic person is the key to success in any endeavor.
Operation Sissy Pants
September 01, 2021 19:26 - 1 hour - 73.7 MBMike talks about Afghanis playing with Humvees, why you don't do acid with people who are drinking, how China is banning video games in an attempt to stop "Sissy Pants" Culture, why Australia is still a prison colony at heart, debates his friend on gender roles, and answers questions about who lies more men or women.
Kyle Harris
August 24, 2021 11:31 - 1 hour - 97.7 MBMike sits down with musician, sound designer, producer, and teacher. Kyle Harris to talk about working with the Blue Man Group, touring the world as a drummer, meeting Pauly Shore in Saudi Arabia, venturing outside your comfort zone, psychedelic epiphanies, mortality, and how to trust your creative instincts. Kyle can be found on spotify, Bandcamp, and youtube at "Kyle Harris" and on Instagram @kyleharr1s
I'm Not Perverted, I'm Just Cuomo
August 17, 2021 10:02 - 1 hour - 77.3 MBMike talks about Andrew Cuomo's scandal, Matt Damon being cancelled, the Taliban retaking Afghanistan and their love of bumper cars, Americans weirdly getting angry over the Olympics, doing stand up in a trailer park, and why a fist fight at a Rams game might just be what America needs.
Jason Cordova 2
August 04, 2021 04:45 - 1 hour - 78.6 MBMike sits down with comedian and returning friend of the podcast Jason Cordova to talk about why America needs to be arrogant again, hiding your fatness, what it's like to be someone else's failure barometer, the importance of living without fear, fighting back against canceling and self censoring and why we should all love a comeback story. Jason can be found on instagram @hard_cordova
Olympic Gold
July 27, 2021 15:24 - 59 minutes - 63.3 MBMike talks about just opening for Shane Gillis, DaBaby getting in trouble, Bezos in space, riots in France, and why the Olympics would be more fun if countries could be mean to another
Alex Giampapa 2
July 19, 2021 03:45 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBMike sits down with returning guest, comedian and host of the Actual News, Alex Giampapa to talk about Crypto, NFT's, Alex selling his tweets, inflation, the future of millennials, what to expect in the 2024 presidential election, Brittney Spears, and the economy of social media. Alex can be found @Giamdaddy on twitter and instagram
Puerto Rican Ninjas
July 15, 2021 11:48 - 59 minutes - 68.3 MBMike talks about the US leaving Afghanistan, Sha'carri getting kicked out of the olympics over weed, Caitlyn Jenner running for governor of California, why people who complain about fireworks on the 4th are bums, why women like tall men, and answers a listener's question on why women don't like nice guys and if they truly finish last.
Woody Wood / Joselito
July 06, 2021 03:52 - 1 hour - 85.4 MBMike sits down with comedian, puppeteer and the man behind Joselito the Puppet, Woody Wood to talk about starting out in stand up, going viral, building a fan base through social media, making an onlyfans for a puppet, stand up and social media beefs, celebrity impersonators lying to get laid, the game needed to bring girls back to your grandma's place, and why the hardest times can be the ones that lead you to the most success. You can follow Joselito @dpuppetjoselito on all social media ...
Tripping
June 28, 2021 13:49 - 1 hour - 89.4 MBMike talks about black flies, collapsing buildings, china flipping the script on the US, running into some Bruins players, taking mushrooms and going to a biker rally, and why you shouldn't fight a trip or happiness
Frankie Puopolo
June 21, 2021 04:34 - 2 hours - 104 MBMike sits down with Frankie Puopolo of the bands "Death Before Dishonor" and "Frankie and The Hellhounds" to talk about life touring in a hardcore band, getting caught in a riot, being arrested in Germany, banned from Italy and Austria, fighting, partying, kink, power lifting, being interviewed for the show Gangland, letting go of anger, and the transition to becoming a father and husband. Frankie can be found on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter @frankpuopoloofficial
Double Whammy
June 14, 2021 04:02 - 1 hour - 76.5 MBMike talks about one of the worst Mondays in history, and one of the luckiest and unluckiest men to ever live, Aaron Carter getting knocked out, Kid Rock getting in trouble with the gay community, why social media is the key to being a boxer, why it's important to fail and take a loss, and answers listener questions on if men can date women who make more money.